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ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353426: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:05:31 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha responds by quickly withdrawing her hand. She goes to punch him, but stops-

Don't give me that. I intend for you to stay with me for as long as we both see fit. Do you?

Samantha's Mindscape

-Miserable!Samantha is Force Palmed, skidding back before rushing at Herbert's throat again, wailing-

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#353427: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:06:51 PM

Coumarine

Deziree: We're doing good, aside from some... questions about things that don't really matter right now. I've been kinda bored, since I'm not really a Trainer per se, so I think I'm going to take up a hobby.

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353428: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:12:30 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Gym

-Purple!Herbert looks rather surprised at Samantha's withdrawal.-

Purple!Herbert: My dear lady, you ask me to predict the future when I can barely even grasp the scope of the present! But I can fully guarantee you that you are foremost in our affections at present. Only a fool would pass up the chance to be with a beautiful flower such as yourself!

-He gives a deep bow, his nose almost touching his toes.-

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert, now somewhat more composed, responds with a second Force Palm to Miserable!Samantha's stomach before rushing to the door and slamming it behind him, slumping against it.-

Herbert: Dear Arceus, please don't tell me that I'm dating a psycho with attachment issues...

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353429: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:17:47 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha stares-

...as long as you love me.

-she nods-

Right, then. Where are the others?

Samantha's Mindscape

-Tactician is by his side-

You're not. She is no more of a psychotic Buneary-boiler than you or-well, she is I, so I can't say that.

Regardless, don't worry. For the...erm, romantic aspect, it's not that she sees violence and romance as identical so much as she sees one as a good pathway to another. The gist of that is that, once your Scizor stops being a cockblocker, she'll want to...

-she raises eyebrows in a manner that she hopes conveys what she wants to say-

edited 18th Feb '14 5:20:53 PM by ILoveDogs

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353430: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:25:54 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Gym

-Purple!Herbert looks confused for a moment.-

Purple!Herbert: Well, I can't be entirely certain myself, since - oh, you mean the other aspects! They are scattered like petals in the wind. Each sticks to his own corner of our little city. Where you should go to find them depends entirely on which you are seeking.

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert goes bright red from head to toe.-

Herbert: Erm... right. I'm, uh... not sure if I'm ready for that kind of thing yet. Way I see it, someone as emotionally unhealthy as I am probably shouldn't be, er... well, you know.

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353431: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:28:51 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

Samantha: I've seen Red and Blue already. Where would the others be?

Samantha's Mindscape

Tactician: If it makes you feel better, when it comes time, she'll want to take charge.

-she points at the stairwell-

You wanted to go out? I did a bit of investigation. It's tough, but it is possible to leave.

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353432: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:35:05 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

Purple!Herbert: Well, Green can be found frolicking in the Forest, Grey shuns the sunlight and confines himself to his laboratory, and Yellow maintains his heroic vigil over the Statues. There's also White, but... you don't want to meet White.

-He shudders slightly.-

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert's blush only intensifies.-

Herbert: Lie back and think of Sinnoh, I suppose... I do indeed want to get out of here as soon as possible. The fewer psychotic aspects I have to deal with on the way out, the better.

-He starts heading down the stairwell.-

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353433: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:36:41 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

Samantha: Noted. I'll check the forest.

-she does so-

Samantha's Mindscape

-Tactician grabs the collar of Herbert's shirt-

I go down first. Safer. And...are you wearing tennis shoes? It might be a good idea to do that.

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353434: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:43:09 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Forest

-Samantha may find her legs being glomped by a small green blur in a baggy sweater.-

Green!Herbert: hi there miss pretty lady! what're you doing here?

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert blinks as he is held back.-

Herbert: ...Tennis shoes? Of course I'm not wearing tennis shoes. Why would I be wearing tennis shoes?

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353435: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:44:34 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha looks down-

I'm looking for all of the aspects. Are you one?

Samantha's Mindscape

-Tactician shakes her head-

What I mean is, are you shoes comfortable? It's a long way down.

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353436: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:50:33 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Forest

-Green!Herbert nods.-

Green!Herbert: uh-huh! yellow's one too and he looks after me but i don't like the others much but that doesn't matter now because you're here and people from the outside are always nice!

-He starts flapping the sleeves of his sweater excitedly.-

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert rolls his eyes.-

Herbert: Well, I've been walking in them pretty much every day for the past two years or so and I haven't gotten a single blister yet, so yeah, I'd say they're pretty comfy.

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353437: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:52:49 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha gawks at Green!Herbert before scooping him up in a hug-

You're like my boyfriend and a kid and a Meowstic all mixed into one!

Samantha's Mindscape

-Tactician nods-

Good.

-she walks down the stairs, beckoning Herbert to follow-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353438: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:57:25 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Green!Herbert continues flapping as he is scooped up into Samantha's arms.-

Green!Herbert: i'm not a kid, i'm nearly five! i'm a big boy! i dunno about the other two, though...

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert follows Tactician!Samantha down the stairs.-

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353439: Feb 18th 2014 at 5:59:33 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha grins, still hugging-

Of course you're big! You're big and adorable and you have a sweater and...

Samantha's Mindscape-

-they walk. And walk. And waaaaaaaaaaalk-

-stairs extend for ages. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs-

Tactician: Incidentally, don't look up. If you do, you die. I think...

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353440: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:08:27 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Forest

-Green!Herbert squirms around in Samantha's grip, eventually managing to wriggle free.-

Green!Herbert: do you wanna play tag, miss? or do you wanna leave as fast as you can, like the others...

Samantha's Mindscape

Herbert: ...Wait, really?

-He makes a point to focus solely on his feet from then on as he walks and walks and walks and walks and walks.-

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353441: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:11:58 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha is about to take the latter option, but...-

...well, why not play tag, then? :D

Samantha's Mindscape

Tactician: It changes. Sometimes you're fine, sometimes, you walk on the ceiling, sometimes you endure unbearable agony for eternity-

Unknown Source AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Tactician: See, there's one. Anyway, keep walking.

-Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. I will bathe in your blood everydunsparce, scream for me. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353442: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:14:37 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Forest

Green!Herbert: yay!

-Tag promptly ensues.-

Samantha's Mindscape

Herbert: ...Out of curiosity, do these stairs ever actually end, or are they just a particularly elaborate version of SCP-087?

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353443: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:16:07 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Tag ensues, and afterwards Samantha pats Green!Herbert-

Alright. Now to look for other aspects.

-she sets off for the Lab to find Grey!Herbert-

Samantha's Mindscape

Tactician: No, they end. They just end in a weird place. We're getting there, don't worry.

-they're almost there!-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353444: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:25:01 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Galactic Building

-Upon stepping through the doors to the rather overgrown-looking complex, Samantha is greeted by a white, sterile reception area, which a rather young-looking raven-haired boy in a grey spacesuit is defacing by propping his boots up on the desk. Upon seeing Samantha, he gives an audible groan.-

Grey!Herbert: Great. Dealing with a crazy Yandere was just what I needed to cap off a truly shitty day.

Samantha's Mindscape

-Herbert continues to follow behind Tactician!Samantha, still being careful not to look at the ceiling (if any).-

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353445: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:31:27 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

-Samantha tilts her head-

What's that?

Samantha's Mindscape

-they reach the bottom of the stairs-

Tactician: The exit's this way. You can look up now, but you might not want to.

-the room looks rather like a basement, except it looks nothing like a basement-

-Herbert may find that he is a moving refrigerator with mouths covering its surface. When he speaks, he will speak in the voice of a Dedenne with its testicles trapped in a vice-

Tactician: It's strange down here.

-she spits out a chair the size of a bus, which tap dances away-

edited 18th Feb '14 6:32:37 PM by ILoveDogs

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353446: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:34:45 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Galactic Building

-Grey!Herbert cocks an eyebrow at Samantha.-

Grey!Herbert: What's what? If you're going to waste my time, at least have the decency to do so with complete sentences.

Samantha's Mindscape

Herbert: ...What.

-After a few minutes, he finally manages to compose himself enough to form another sentence.-

Herbert: So... is this where you keep the Infinite Improbability Drive or something?

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353447: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:37:02 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

Samantha: A...Yandere.

Samantha's Mindscape

-Tactician tilts her billion heads-

What's an Infinite Improbability Drive?

-the heads turn into clouds of Vivillon, which sing the entire discography of Tori Amos before fluttering away-

-Herbert is...fuck, I dunno-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353448: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:40:01 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Galactic Building

-Grey!Herbert adopts the kind of condescending tone usually used when talking to either children or idiots.-

Grey!Herbert: Y'know, the crazy possessive type. That's why you got yourself worked up into a frenzy when you found out that you're not the only girl that fancies us, right?

Samantha's Mindscape

Herbert: ...Remind me to have you read that book once we get out of here.

ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#353449: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:46:01 PM

Herbert's Mindscape

Samantha: Hey, fuck you. Just cos you're part of my boyfriend doesn't mean you can condescend.

Samantha's Mindscape

Tactician: -played in this drama by a Flabebe in a hat-

Noted.

-after many walks and transformations, they arrive at the exit-

Herbert40k Since: Apr, 2012
#353450: Feb 18th 2014 at 6:54:29 PM

Herbert's Mindscape, The Galactic Building

-Grey!Herbert folds his arms.-

Grey!Herbert: I'll condescend whoever I want to. You're not the boss of me. Round here, you're not the boss of anyone, least of all your precious boyfriend.

Samantha's Mindscape

Herbert: Finally...

-He walks towards the exit using whatever appendages he is in possession of at the moment.-


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