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Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352926: Feb 17th 2014 at 9:48:18 AM

Okay, you know what, Clockwise? If we're gonna punch someone, we're gonna do it properly.

-a short flight later, they are at the Prism Tower-

-Crewe makes her way up the tower and into Clemont's room-

Yo, dork! I'm battling you.

Clemont: Hey, I'm not a dork!

Don't care. Battle time.

-as Crewe sends out Clockwise, the lights in the room flicker-

… Eh?

Clemont: Oh dear. I think I might have blown the circuits again.

-the lights flicker again, then go out, leaving the room in total darkness-

Clemont: I'm very sorry, we can try this again once I—

No, wait, I'm totally okay with this! Let's battle in the dark!

Clemont: … I can't tell if you're serious.

I totally am! Let's go!

Clemont: … If you say so, I guess. Heliolisk, use Flash!

Clockwise, shut your eyes and use Confide!

-Clockwise shuts his eyes tightly as Heliolisk flares his frills and lets out a blinding flash of light. Crewe covers her eyes to avoid being blinded, and as she opens her eyes the light is slowly fading. Clockwise, eyes still closed, talks to the Heliolisk-

Clockwise: <Didja know I like pancakes? And I'm a ballerina? And I have a best friend named Beedrill? And I have a silly family? And I→

-the Heliolisk clamps his paws to the sides of his head-

Heliolisk: <Gah! I can't hear myself think over his babbling!>

Foe Heliolisk's Special Attack fell!

Clemont: Take advantage of the light while you still can, Heliolisk! Thunderbolt!

Dodge! Now!

-Clockwise opens his eyes as the light fades almost completely, watching Heliolisk. He starts cutting back and forth in the air, moving erratically in changing patterns. The Heliolisk tries to predict his movements and fires a Thunderbolt, but Clockwise notes where he's aiming and stops short, the Thunderbolt shooting just past his beak. He hoots-

-the light from Flash totally fades, leaving the two Pokemon in darkness once again-

All right! Heat Wave!

Clemont: Hrm… use Shock Wave, Heliolisk!

-Clockwise fires off a blast of hot air from behind the Heliolisk. Not seeing the attack coming to dodge, he is hit squarely in the back and loses about a third of his health. He flares his frills again, and emits a shock wave that travels out in three dimensions. Clockwise has no where to dodge and winces as he loses about a third of his health-

Confide again!

Clemont: Shock Wave!

-Clockwise starts babbling again-

Clockwise: <I have an arch enemy! Her name is Bernadette and she's super evil and she wants to take over the world but I stop her so she can't!>

Heliolisk: <Oh my Arceus you are so obnoxious! Shut up!>

-he lets off another Shock Wave, but is weaker and only takes off about a quarter of Clockwise's health-

Roost!

Clemont: Shock Wave! Keep at it!

-Clockwise lands and regains nearly all of his health, losing another fifth or so to Shock Wave-

Heat Wave!

Clemont: Come on, Shock Wave again!

-Heliolisk emits another Shock Wave, which drops Clockwise just below half health. Clockwise retaliates by silently circling the Heliolisk, then abruptly swooping and diving quickly at the blind and wary Pokemon, letting out a point-blank Heat Wave into its relatively unguarded side, knocking Heliolisk back with a wail-

A critical hit!

Foe Heliolisk fainted!

Clemont: Hmmm. Well, I still have one more, and it's real strong! Go, Magnezone!

PleasedowhatIthinkyouarepleasedowhatIthinkyouare.

Clockwise, Confide!

Clemont: Magnezone, use Flash!

Shut your eyes!

-Clockwise closes his eyes and resumes babbling as the Magnezone emits blinding lights-

Clockwise: <And didja know that one time Counterclockwise asked me to go chase off a Furret, but when I started chasing him off we started talking and we were like super duper friends so I gave him a berry and then went back to Counterclockwise without even chasing him off!>

Magnezone: <Girlfriend, you gotta keep that stuff to yourself.>

Clemont: Now use Lock On!

Aha, yes!

Confide!

-Clockwise resumes babbling as Magnezone takes advantage of the fading light to fix its magnets on Clockwise. They move with Clockwise's movements-

Clockwise: <Once I punched a dinosaur in the face with a rock!>

Magnezone: <Sweetheart, please. You're acting so unfabulous.>

-the light fades completely-

Clemont: Now use Zap Cannon!

Protect!

-Magnezone's magnets continue to follow Clockwise's movements. After a few moments, he fires a massive blast of electricity at Clockwise, who throws up a Protect screen to block it-

Clemont: Oh, all right. Shock Wave!

Roost!

-Clockwise drops to the ground and settles himself, once again healing almost entirely up to full health. Magnezone emits an omnidirectional wave of electricity, which catches him but does little damage thanks to losing his Flying type and the two Confides-

Now use Heat Wave!

Clemont: Shock Wave again!

-Clockwise dives at the Magnezone from the side and lets out a blast of hot air, knocking off about half the Magnezone's health-

-the Magnezone emits another shock wave, knocking off about a third of Clockwise's health and leaving him at just below half-

Clemont: Come on Magnezone, do your best! Shock Wave! Put your heart into it!

Magnezone: <Absoposilutely, baby.>

-Magnezone starts gathering electricity around itself-

Heat Wave, Clockwise! Give it your all!

Clockwise: <Okey dokes, silly!>

-Clockwise gains altitude, then stoops and dives straight for Magnezone. He lets out a burst of hot air, sending it on its way with a slash of his wings. It hits Magnezone just as the steel Pokemon lets off its Shock Wave. The force of the blast knocks the Magnezone against the ground and Clockwise folds his wings around his face as the Shock Wave hits him-

-Clockwise lands heavily on the ground, taking heavy damage from the attack. The Magnezone doesn't move-

Clemont: Oh no… has he fainted? I can't see!

… I think so, yeah.

Clockwise: <Yeppers!> ^_^

Clemont: Oh, well. There's no shame in losing so long as we did our best! You certainly taught me a lesson about not taking a battle for granted! Here's the Voltage Badge. You've earned it. Uh… if you can find me to get it.

Clockwise can see in the dark, he'll go get it.

-Clockwise flutters over to Clemont and nuzzles him. Clemont jumps, then holds out the badge. Clockwise picks it up in his beak and flutters back over to Crewe-

Thanks, bud. Good luck getting your lights back on, Clemont!

Clemont: Hm, yes, I'll just go check the circuits again… Good-bye, challenger.

Later!

-Crewe recalls Clockwise and leaves the gym via the elevator-

Okay, now for the next one...

edited 17th Feb '14 9:58:22 AM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#352927: Feb 17th 2014 at 10:10:25 AM

Route 12

Mao: <Coooooome baaaaaaaack!>

Dune: MAO STOP YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Deziree: I'M ABOUT TO THROW UP!

Skiddo: D=>

-Someone would likely notice the commotion.-

Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352928: Feb 17th 2014 at 10:28:40 AM

If anyone objects to how I played this out, I can easily edit it.

Coumarine Gym

-Eskay and Alli manage to climb up to Ramos-

Eskay: ...These gyms are really excessively fitness-focused.

Alli: I dunno what you're talking about, it doesn't feel like much!

Ramos: Hm. I take it yeh whippersnappers are some of those "tag team kids" I heard were roamin' around Kalos?

Alli:

Eskay: Er, yeah, we are.

Ramos: Hrm... well, I hate to tell yeh, but I'm not havin' any of that here in this gym.

Eskay: What?

Ramos: Yeh heard me! Back in my day, we did things one-on-one!

Alli: Aww, but—

Ramos: There's only one of me, so there's only gonna be one of yeh at a time! That's how it works here!

???: If that's the case, then let's give them a second opponent instead of singling them out.

-A certain woman clothed in white climbs up the rope-

Alli: Hi, miss Diantha!

Eskay: ...Wait, you want us to battle you as well?

Diantha: Yes, I do. I'm interested to see how you'll fare against us.

Ramos: Hrm... well, since she says it should be that way, then I'll go with it just this—

Diantha: Oh, and you might want to accept future "double" challenges anyway. There's at least one other pair of siblings that's going that way.

Ramos: ...Ergh, fine.

Diantha: -nods- Okay, so let's just keep this to a simple two-on-two, one Pokemon from each person.

Alli: This'll be fun!

Eskay: Yeah, I guess it will. Let's do this!

Battle! Amarin Siblings Eskay and Alli vs. Gym Leader Ramos and Champion Diantha!

Eskay sent out Wilbur!
Alli sent out Talonflame!
Ramos sent out Gogoat!
Diantha sent out Gourgeist!

Eskay: I... hm. Haven't seen either of those before.

Alli: The pumpkin-thing looks all spooky!

Eskay: Like a jack-o-lantern, yeah... I'm gonna bank on it being a Ghost-type. Let's focus on it.

Alli: Right! Talonflame, Flamethrower!

Ramos: ...Eh? That's a Pyroar!

Alli: "Talonflame"'s his name, silly!

Ramos: ...Kids these days...

Gourgeist was burned!

Gourgeist: <Bwahahaha! Now I can GLOOOOOOOW!>

Diantha: Phantom Force, Gourgeist!

Gourgeist: <All that remains will be my GLOOOOOOOW!>

Gourgeist vanished!

Eskay: ...That complicates things. Wilbur, Bounce!

Wilbur: <Right, then, um...>

-He bounces, and bounces, and bounces, and BOUNCES out of sight.-

Ramos: Hm... Gogoat, Bulldoze the Pyroar with the strange name!

Talonflame: <Hey, my name is perfectly awesome! You should be— >

Gogoat: <Face it, kid. It's weird.>

Gogoat used Bulldoze!

Talonflame: -hisses in pain-

Alli: Okay, Talonflame, Flamethrower again!

Talonflame: <See, my name is Talonflame! It's Talon-y and Flame-y!>

-He spits fire at the Gogoat-

Gogoat: <...Cats have claws, not talons.>

Talonflame: <You're just jealous.>

Gogoat: <No, I... nevermind.>

Gogoat used Bulldoze

Talonflame: <Ow!>

Gourgeist: <Where did you GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?>

Gourgeist used Phantom Force!
The attack missed!

Wilbur: <...Right here.>

-And he lands right on top of the Gourgeist-

Gourgeist: <Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!>

Wilbur: <...This is ridiculous.>

Alli: Keep it up!

Talonflame: <What kind of lame name is "Gogoat", anyway? I mean, yeah, you're a goat that goes, but you don't need to be named "goat that goes"!>

Talonflame used Flamethrower!

Gogoat: <Ugh... can you please shut up?>

Diantha: Okay, change of plans! Trick-Or-Treat!

Wilbur: <...Isn't it a bit late for Halloween?>

Gourgeist: <Let me SHOOOOOOOOW you!>

Gourgeist used Trick-Or-Treat!

-Wilbur is suddenly... put in an Ursaring costume-

Wilbur: <...Okay, seriously. What.>

Eskay: ...That... what.

Diantha: You'll see.

Alli: You should keep that costume, Willy!

Wilbur: <...Um, no thanks.>

Eskay: ...Whatever's happening, I have a feeling it's not as silly as it looks. Wilbur, Psychic on the... pumpkin thing.

Wilbur: Er, right...

Wilbur used Psychic!

Gourgeist: <...My brain is overfloooooooooooooooowing...>

Gourgeist fainted!

Ramos: Gogoat, yeh can take advantage of that! Payback!

Gogoat: <...I'm just gonna pretend you don't exist anymore, cat.>

Talonflame: <Hey!>

-The Gogoat leaps at Wilbur, doing massive damage-

Wilbur: <Urk... what was...>

Wilbur fainted!

Eskay: ...How did that...

Diantha: -smiles- That's something you'll have to figure out by yourself.

Eskay: ...Hm...

Alli: We can still win this! Flamethrower one last time!

Talonflame: <You're lucky I'm not with my clan, they would have eaten you by now!>

Gogoat: <...I don't like that cat.>

Talonflame used Flamethrower!
Gogoat fainted!

Diantha: See, there we go. You've won.

Ramos: ...I reckon I've gotta give this to yeh now... Great job, sprouts.

-He hands each of them Plant Badges and TMs.-

Eskay: Thank you. Both of you.

Alli: It's nice to see you again, miss Diantha!

Diantha: -nods- I hope to face both of you fully once you reach the League. If what I hear about you is correct... you'll have no trouble getting there.

Eskay: Until then, I suppose.

-Diantha smiles and leaves. Eskay and Alli look at each other and head down as well.-

edited 17th Feb '14 10:30:22 AM by Eskay64

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#352929: Feb 17th 2014 at 10:57:18 AM

Route 12

-Deziree and Dune are now laying spread out in the pasture. The Skiddo from before his back amongst his family, and Mao is struggling against his duct taped Pokeball.-

Dune: I'm tired.

Deziree: Yeah...

Dune: Are you thinking nap?

Deziree: ZZZZZZZZ.

Dune: Of - *Yawn!* - course.

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#352930: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:00:46 AM

Coumarine City

-Ever is wandering around, when he sees a small shack somewhere discreet, with a sign saying COOMAREEN JIM on it in poorly-written letters-

Ever: ...Huh?

-curious, he enters...-

-to find a number of life-size cutouts of various trainer archetypes hung on the walls-

This is kind of creepy...

???: Hey! Are you here to battle the Gym?

Ever: Augh!

-someone of indeterminate everything shuffles out from behind one of the cutouts-

Ever: ...Um...is this another Gym? Do I need to battle you?

Indeterminate Person: You're darn right you do!

-and throws a Magikarp plushie at Ever-

Ever: Um...

-sends out Ephemera-

Indeterminate Person: Congratulations, you beat Magikarp! But let's see how you do with Qwilfish!

-the person throws a Qwilfish plushie at Ever. Noticing a glint from its spikes, he ducks-

Ever: Were those needles?

Lunatic: Congratulations, just one more to go! Wailord!

-throws a Wailord body pillow at Ever with surprising strength-

Ever: Ephemera, Confusion!

Ephemera: -bats the Wailord aside with a cloud of dust-

Wailord Plush: -falls to the ground and splits along a few seams-

Ever: ...Um.

Person: Congratulations! Good battle! Take this TM and badge! -throws a piece of stained glass at Ever, which is ducked, and then throws a CD with "Skald" crudely taped onto it- The next Gym is in—

Ever: -flees-

edited 17th Feb '14 11:23:12 AM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352931: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:23:50 AM

Lumiose City

-Crewe approaches a guy playing with his Abra in the center-

Hey, dude, d'you know where the next gym is?

Dude: Of course! It's in Laverre! Dhother I can bring you there!

Oh, you can? Cool.

Dude: Up, up, and awaaaay!

-blip!-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#352932: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:32:14 AM

Coumarine Gym

-Straw enters the gym, Catherine trailing behind him-

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#352933: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:32:25 AM

Coumarine City

-Ever, having made it a good distance from the Gym, stops for breath-

That was horrifying...I really hope there aren't more places like this.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352934: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:33:19 AM

Laverre Gym

-blip!-

Dude: There you are, citizen! This is the Fairy type gym! Now, Dhother! Away!

-blip!-

-Crewe looks around-

… This place is super weird. Why am I being expected to think?

-Clockwise hoots-

Clockwise: <I already figured it out.> ^_^

… Go for it.

-Clockwise leads Crewe through the gym, avoiding all the gym trainers-

Huh. So you did figure it out. Hey, super-creep! Fight me.

Valerie: Oh, if it isn't a young Trainer… so you've flown all the way through the Gym—

Actually I didn't fly. I know I have a bird, but I used those dumb teleport panels.

Valerie: … Ahem. You've flown all the way through the Gym, fluttering on a fortunate breeze…

-Crewe rolls her eyes-

Valerie: Then I suppose you have earned the right to a battle, as a reward for your efforts.

Wait, if it was a "fortunate breeze", how have I earned anything?

Valerie: … Just send out your Pokemon.

FINALLY.

-Clockwise flutters forward. Valerie sends out Mawile-

Oh, I know that thing. Clockwise, use Work Up.

Valerie: Use Play Rough!

-Clockwise gets into the air, starting to hyperventilate-

Clockwise: <Okay dragon, I'm gonna… I'm gonna cut your heart out, and show it to my father. I am a viking. I am a VIKING!>

Clockwise's Attack rose! Clockwise's Special Attack rose!

-Mawile looks upwards at Clockwise, somewhat dumbfounded as to how she's expected to get to him-

Mawile: <Uh, hey, creepy bird thing? You wanna come down here and play with me?>

Clockwise: <Oh, okay!> ^_^

Clockwise, don't—

-Clockwise flutters down to the ground. Mawile immediately jumps him, leaving him with about a third of his health-

Clockwise: <Ouchies!>

Clockwise! Stay away from the damn thing! Work Up again, and this time stay in the air!

-Clockwise flies up to the roof, circling as he works himself up further-

Clockwise: <My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords. My claws, spears. The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings, a hurricane. And my breath, death.>

Valerie: Use Taunt!

Mawile: <Hey, super-creep! You think you're tough? Why don't you come down here and prove it?>

Clockwise: <That's mean!> >:O

Doesn't matter to me. Heat Wave.

Valerie: Use Psych Up!

Little late for that, lady.

-Mawile starts muttering Clockwise's boasts under her breath, psyching herself up. Clockwise swoops low and unleashes a blast of air at Mawile, catching her in the face and knocking her over. She starts to get up, and collapses-

Foe Mawile fainted!

That's more like it.

Valerie: You won't find my next one so easily taken out. Go, Sylveon!

-she sends out the pink ribbon Pokemon, who yawns-

Sylveon: <Can I sleep yet?>

D'awww, it's like Palutena. Clockwise, use Steel Wing.

Valerie: Use Psych Up!

Sylveon: <Oh, fine.>

-she rolls her shoulders and mutters under her breath, psyching herself up-

-Clockwise dives at the Sylveon, slashing across its shoulders and knocking her down to about ⅔ health-

Clockwise's Taunt wore off!

Now use Roost.

Valerie: Use Moonblast!

-Clockwise settles himself on the ground, regaining most of his health-

-Sylveon's eyes briefly reflect the moon as she launches a blast of energy at the sitting Clockwise. He squawks as it knocks him back down to half his health-

Now use Steel Wing!

-Clockwise launches himself back into the air, then swoops down, knocking Sylveon over with shiny wings. It drops her to about ⅓ health-

Sylveon: <Ow! Jerk!>

Valerie: Hit him back hard with a Moonblast!

Sylveon: <Just go away so I can sleep, jerk!>

-her eyes flash with the reflection of the moon and she launches another blast at Clockwise. He loops wildly to get out of the way and it hits his wing, sending him scrambling to regain a stable flight path. He drops down to about a third of his health-

Steel Wing again.

Valerie: Moonblast, quick!

-Clockwise banks hard to come back around at Sylveon, swooping down and slashing past her as she prepares to fire off another Moonblast. The impact knocks her back against the side wall, and she groans and slumps to the floor-

Valerie: Yes… that was a… fine battle jerk. Victory is yours.

-she tosses a badge and TM at Crewe, who snatches them out of the air-

Yeah, whatever, super-creep.

Well, two to go.

Where's the next gym?

Valerie: Anistar City. There's a beautiful pink monument, you can't miss it from the air.

Cool. Let's go, Clockwise.

-she leaves the gym-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352935: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:51:11 AM

Lumiose City — Cafe Philosophe

-A certain young woman is sitting at a table here-

Coumarine Hotel

-After an indefinite amount of time, Vierr comes back-

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#352936: Feb 17th 2014 at 11:57:16 AM

Lumiose City — Cafe Philosophe

-A certain black-clad man walks in, the light behind his mask darting everywhere before settling on the aforementioned young woman-

Zrone: -Walks over to the table- "Is there, perchance, anyone else sitting here?"

Shalour City

Jacob: -Is wandering around, not doing too much, deep in thought-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352937: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:00:25 PM

Cafe Philosophe

-Echo shakes her head-

Echo: No, there isn't. Feel free to, though.

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#352938: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:10:58 PM

Lumiose City — Cafe Philosophe

Zrone: "Excellent!"

-Sits down- "... So then do you come here often? I mean one would think you weren't stopping by just for a quiet place to read and get coffee or something. I myself have been visiting... everywhere a lot more recently. Kalos is currently becoming quite the hub for some and has drawn the attention of some... other some, like myself."

-He rubs his neck-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#352939: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:18:52 PM

Coumarine Gym

-After making his own path up to Ramos using String Shots, Straw climbs into Ramos' study-

Ramos:'Ey there young'un! You 'ere for a battle?

Yep. No other reason I'd be here.

Ramos:Alrighty then!

-He sends out his Weepinbell, Straw sending out Lucy-

Ramos:Knock Off!

Dodge and use Psychic!

-Weepinbell slaps the ground where Lucy once stood as she runs to the side, blowing it into the bookshelf with Psychic. A few books land on its head, such as "Herbal Medicine 101" and "How to Get Your Gogoat To Use Milk Drink"-

Ramos:She's a quick kitty, isn't she? Stun Spore

Psychic again!

-Lucy jumps to avoid the first round of spores, twirling in the air as she does so, releasing Psychic. Unfortunately for her, she is hit by the spores because of the twirl-

Lucy:-drops to the ground, struggling to move due to Paralysis- <Mrowr! What the heck?>

Ramos:Knock Off!

-Lucy is slapped hard with two vines from Weepinbell, her body rolling across the field as she slowly gets up-

Go for a Disarming Voice!

Lucy:-shrieks like a young child, sending the sound in the Weepinbell's direction-

Ramos:Gah! It's like mah grandson just arrived 'ere!

-Weepinbell covers its ears, attempting to avoid the sound. Unfortunately for him, he still ends up fainting-

Ramos:Darn. Gourgeist, your turn! Shadow Sneak!

-Gourgeist is sent out, and promptly uses Shadow Sneak, grabbing Lucy from the shadows, and dropping her backwards onto the floor. She faints. Straw recalls her, and sends out Satan-

Use Hurricane!

Satan:<Behold, the graceful, the powerful, WIND!>

-He flutters his wings fiercely, stirring up a hurricane inside the office, books and office knicknacks flying all over the place-

-Is hit by a book on raising berries- Satan, watch where you're sending this st- OW! -Is hit by a dictionary, stumbling over-

Ramos:Heheheh! You think this is tough? I've survived Tornadoes! Gourgeist, Phantom Force!

-Gourgeist on the other hand, has not, and is being tossed around like paper. Still, she vanishes, Satan stopping the hurricane-

Satan:<Where did she go?>

-He is answered by a ghostly jab from behind, crashing to the floor-

Satan:<Ugh! What dirty tricks!>

Oh, you'll get over it. Use Bug Buzz!

-Satan begins buzzing around, sending waves of buzzing all over, assaulting Gourgeist's ears-

Ramos:Gourgeist! Use Shadow Sneak!

-Gourgeist vanishes, then reappears behind Satan, ready to jab him. Satan, however, was prepared, and delivers a Bug Buzz to her face as he is punched down to the floor. Both Pokemon end of KO'd-

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352940: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:34:10 PM

-Crewe finds someone with a teleporter in Laverre and begs a ride off of them to get to the Anistar gym. One extremely disoriented walk later, she approaches Olympia, who simply stares at her-

Olympia: A ritual to decide your fate and future. The battle begins!

Yeep!

-a ball levitates out of Olympia's cloak and releases a Slowking. Clockwise flutters forward to face him. Crewe gives herself a mental shake-

All right! Use Captivate!

Clockwise: <I think you're ugly.> ^_^

Foe Slowking's Special Attack harshly fell!

-the Slowking gathers energy and fires a beam of ice at Clockwise. Clockwise banks and rolls over it-

Now use Work Up!

-Clockwise huffs, working himself up-

Clockwise's Attack rose! Clockwise's Special Attack rose!

-Slowking fires off another Ice Beam, which hits Clockwise's tail feathers as he tries to dodge. He hoots, losing just under a sixth of his health. He shakes off the ice on his feathers as he tries to stabilize his flight again-

Work Up again!

-Clockwise flies up as high as he can, circling above Slowking as he works himself up further-

-the very ends of Olympia's lips turn downwards-

-Slowking fires a wild attack up at Clockwise, who is at the very edge of his range. It goes wide-

-Crewe cups her hands around her mouth and shouts up at Clockwise-

CLOCKWISE! USE WORK UP AGAIN!

-Clockwise continues to work himself into a frenzy-

-Slowking settles himself down and clears his mind, using Amnesia-

Meh, I'll dance this dance.

JUST KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU'RE DONE!

-Clockwise flies up even higher now that he doesn't even need to hear commands-

-Clockwise and Slowking spend the next two turns using Work Up and Amnesia, respectively. Clockwise uses Work Up one last time as Slowking scratches her head and looks up at him. She fires off an Ice Beam, which Clockwise has ample time to dodge by the time it reaches him-

-Clockwise stoops and starts diving back down towards firing range-

-Slowking has time to fire off another Ice Beam, which clips Clockwise's wing and takes off another sixth of his health-

Shadow Ball!

-Clockwise brakes abruptly and fires off a Shadow Ball. Slowking blinks as it hits her, losing just under a quarter of her health. She retaliates with another Ice Beam, which catches Clockwise in the breast and knocks off another sixth of his health-

Shadow Ball!

-he fires again and knocks off another quarter of her health-

Roost.

-he lands on the glowing platform, healing back up to full health-

-Slowking's eyes glow and she hits him with Psychic, taking off about an eighth of his health. He takes off again and starts circling-

Shadow Ball. Rinse and repeat.

-Clockwise hoots and fires off another Shadow Ball. Slowking makes an effort to move out of the way, but has hardly considered it before being hit. She's knocked down to a quarter of her health. She blinks, then retaliates with a Power Gem. Clockwise finds it much harder to dodge than the beam attack and is hit solidly, but takes very little damage from it-

-Clockwise fires off another Shadow Ball, knocking out Slowking. She doesn't seem to notice yet-

Slowking: <... Oh, thank you, sweet pea! You're too kind! I've always wanted someone to tell me that!>

-she faints-

-Olympia doesn't move a muscle as Meowstic's Pokeball hovers over the field and releases the white cat Pokemon-

End it.

-Clockwise stoops and dives at Meowstic. Her eyes glow, and a Thunderbolt fires down from the air to hit him squarely in the back. He loses about a quarter of his health, but launches a point-blank Shadow Ball that hits the Meowstic and knocks her out-

-the Meowstic is recalled. A TM and badge are floated to Crewe, who takes them out of the air-

-Crewe is very unnerved, but can't look away-

Olympia: Warp to the entrance?

-Crewe jumps-

Um, yes please.

Olympia: Farewell…

-Crewe is warped to the entrance of the Anistar gym-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352941: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:43:56 PM

Cafe Philosophe

Echo: This is actually my first time here. I... don't get many opportunities to take a break.

-She takes a sip of coffee-

strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#352942: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:47:27 PM

Coumarine Gym

Ramos:Well, this 'ere is about to get interestin'! Go Gogoat!

Gogoat:<I really wish you would stop doing that. I can't take you seriously like that.>

Heh. Go Gogoat. Catherine, your turn.

Catherine:-jumps up- <Finally!>

Ramos:Horn Leech!

Fire Blast!

-Catherine waves her wand in the air, forming a the Fire Blast shape, then launching it into Gogoat's path as he stabs her with his leeching horn, Catherine losing some health, but is pushed some by Gogoat-

Catherine:-grabs Gogoat's Horns- <Hello Gogoat.> -grins evilly as she smacks Gogoat with a point blank Flamethrower-

Gogoat:<AIIEEE MY BUSH!>

Ramos:Yer Bushes are burnin'! Use Strength!

-Catherine is suddenly slammed in the chest by Gogoat, who runs through the fire, and rams her with Strength. Catherine rolls across the floor, Straw having to catch her before she hits him-

Catherine:<Thanks, Straw~>

Yeah, no problem. Use Flamethrower!

Ramos:Earthquake!

Wait, what?!

Catherine:-fires a stream of fire at Gogoat, surrounding him in fire- <Hot enough for you?>

Gogoat:<-unintelligible yelling-> -slams his hooves onto the ground in front of him, taking Fire damage, but causing an earthquake. By now, all the books have fallen, the earthquake just causing the shelves to collapse-

Catherine:-drops to her left knee, unable to stand up under the force of the Earthquake, trying to fight through it- <I could use some help, Straw!>

Psychic!

-Catherine shakily waves her wand, pounding Gogoat with a Psychic blast. He stumbles over, and crashes down on top of Ramos-

Catherine:-falls backwards into Straw's legs. <Phew.>

...This place is a mess.

-Ramos comes over, having recalled his Gogoat and gotten up-

Ramos:'Ere's your badge, sonny.

-Straw is quickly handed the badge, and before he can thank Ramos, he's already begun fixing his study-

...I guess we'll just go.

Catherine:<Yep.>

-She grabs onto Straw, and they climb down using the same String Shot from earlier-

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#352943: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:49:21 PM

Lumiose City — Cafe Philosophe

Zrone: "Ah? Well then welcome to this hall of thoughts! Also excuse me for not introducing myself, I'm Zrone. I'm... well I am many things. Chiefly a scientist but also... well like I said I'm a lot of things. I tend to have a hand in most activities too. Providing buildings for groups, providing research materials and just resources in general... but sorry I'm rambling again. Your work take up most of your life? I can relate! Kind of. What is it you deal with?"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352944: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:55:13 PM

Cafe Philosophe

-Echo pauses, then keeps her voice low so as to not attract attention-

Echo: My name is Echo. I am the leader of The Illusion Project, a group devoted to finding a way to solve the world's problems without losing the world itself in the process.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#352945: Feb 17th 2014 at 12:59:06 PM

Shalour Cafe

-Umbra is sitting drinking some coffee with Sargasso on his shoulder when he notices a woman in a Dusknoir-themed dress and a man dressed like this waving to him from another table-

-He moves over to them-

Umbra: ...Lumos? Bow?

Human!Bow: Of course, dahling!

Human!Lumos: Ammy and Chrome let us borrow their armbands so we could go on a date!

Human!Bow: Human food is so much more edible this way, isn't it, dahling?

Human!Lumos: Sure is!

-Umbra blinks-

Sargasso: <Couples are weird.>

Contact Me!
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#352946: Feb 17th 2014 at 1:05:54 PM

Lumiose City — Cafe Philosophe

Zrone: "... Ah. I see. An... amiable goal. But unrealistic, if you don't mind me saying."

-Holds his hand up and looks at it- "... You wish to change what is already here and improve it? Do you have a realistic way of doing so? Would it not be easier to start from the base and work up? Recreate the universe the way you want? Galactic tried and failed because they relied on Pokémon. A solution to the problems of mankind will only come from the sweat of mankind's brow. But I digress... I ask again, do you have a way of doing this?"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352947: Feb 17th 2014 at 1:19:07 PM

-Crewe finds another teleporter and begs a ride. Just outside the Snowbelle Gym, she threads the badges from Lumiose, Laverre, and Anistar and loops them around Clockwise's neck with the others-

Here we go, buddy. This is it. You ready?

Clockwise: <Always!> ^_^

-Crewe gives him a small smile, and they fly across the gym to land in front of Wulfric-

Wulfric: Well, well! A challenger! Are you ready to face the wrath of my mighty Ice types?

I've always liked Ice types… Yeah, let's go. Clockwise.

Wulfric: You know, I could be a total pushover if you choose the right Pokemon and moves. Or I could be your toughest challenge yet!

… I chose the right Pokemon.

-Wulfric laughs-

Wulfric: Of course you did! Trust your Pokemon. I like that. I trust mine just as much! Go, Abomasnow!

-he sends out the huge icy tree Pokemon, who roars-

Clockwise: <Rar!> ^_^

Wulfric: Ice Shard!

Heat Wave!

-Clockwise stoops and dives towards the Abomasnow, who roars and hits him in the face with Ice Shards before he can get very far. He yelps and loses about two fifths of his health, but hits the Abomasnow in the face with a Heat Wave, knocking him back towards Wulfric. He lows and drops to one knee, then falls face forward-

Foe Abomasnow fainted!

Wulfric: Believe me, this next one won't be nearly so easily felled! Go, Avalugg!

Heh. Felled. Abomasnow. Tree. Wait, focus. Arceus so many battles.

Okay. Focusing. He probably knows Avalanche. So don't hit him until you can wipe him out before he can hit back.

Work Up!

Wulfric: Avalanche!

Clockwise: <Imma… Imma meltcher face off! Grrrr!> >:O

Avalugg: <You're adorable.> ^_^

Clockwise's Attack rose! Clockwise's Special Attack rose!

-he stomps hard on the ground to throw up large chunks of ice, and rushes into them to throw them at Clockwise. He banks around to swoop around them, and takes a hit on his lower back, losing nearly all his health-

He's slower. Tired. We've battled too much.

Clockwise, you think you can—

Clockwise: <I trust you, silly!> ^_^

I hope it's not in vain…

Heat Wave! As strong as you can, buddy!

Wulfric: Finish him off, Avalugg! Avalanche!

Please, please…

-Clockwise beats his wings hard to regain some altitude, then folds his wings and drops at the Avalugg, quickly gaining speed-

At least it's a big target…

-at the last moment, Clockwise flares his wings and fires off a Heat Wave, catching Avalugg across the face and blowing him backwards. Avalugg shudders, dropping to his knees. He tries to lift himself enough to attack…-

-... and groans, dropping to his stomach-

Foe Avalugg fainted!

Wulfric: Impressive! Your Noctowl fought with strength and courage.

-he hands Crewe the badge and TM, then claps her on the shoulder-

Wulfric: I can tell you've trained your Pokemon well.

-Crewe looks down at the badge-

Well. That's it.

-Clockwise lands heavily beside her. Crewe pats his beak-

Thanks, Wulfric… come on, Clockwise.

-she recalls him and leaves the gym, holding the badge tightly-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#352948: Feb 17th 2014 at 1:22:42 PM

Cafe Philosophe

-Echo's expression darkens-

Echo: We have no plans of repeating the selfish methods of Team Galactic. A world in our image would be an ugly world to see. No, we plan on converting the current world — a beautiful world merely tainted by an illness — into one where there is no reason for conflict, nor the capability thereof. We do have a method. And I would appreciate it if it you didn't try to sway us a different way.

Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#352949: Feb 17th 2014 at 1:26:57 PM

Snowbelle City

-Crewe goes and heals Clockwise at the center, then goes outside and sits down at the edge of the cliff. She releases Clockwise, who settles down beside her. She pulls the badge out of her pocket and turns it over in her hands-

Clockwise: <We won, silly!> ^_^

... Yeah. We did.

I don't feel better.

-she pulls the last piece of string from her pocket and threads the badge, then hangs it over Clockwise's neck-

There you go, bud. All eight. You earned them.

-she pats his beak-

Clockwise: <It was fun!> ^_^

... You had fun?

Clockwise: <Of course, silly! I like playing with you!>

Playing, huh... ?

... Clockwise, do you want to have a snowball fight?

Clockwise: <Sure, silly!>

-Crewe smiles-

Let's go do that.

-she gets up and climbs on his back, flying over to the open, snow-covered area by the town-

edited 17th Feb '14 1:27:22 PM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#352950: Feb 17th 2014 at 1:35:50 PM

Snowbelle City

-Crewe and Clockwise may come across a Bulbasaur with a gray marking on its forehead, wandering around confused-


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