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Crewe's Cave

-Every, since Felis has left, is now clinging to Mezzo for warmth- Have I ever mentioned that I don't like Snowpoint? >_<

-clears her throat-

Hey, guys? Could I ask a favor?

-Maggie has been singing, at least until she was suddenly glomped. Crow may or may not be singing, but is still oblivious to the absence of the presents-

The Sneaselcave

-Mezzo is hugging Every for warmth as well-

It was nicer back at the house, yeah. Why'd we celebrate in a cave anyway?

-Mezzo turns toward Crewe-

What did you need?

edited 25th Dec '12 12:17:26 PM by Mezzopiano

Crewe's Cave

Human!Ammy: What, miss Crewe?

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(to Mezzo) Who knows... -cuddles-

Hearing Crewe

Breeze: <Oh? Sure~>

Yeah, okay.

edited 25th Dec '12 12:19:06 PM by memyselfandI2

So, um, my brother and I -gestures to Biton- are gonna have a, um, rap battle. To settle... a personal disagreement. Could you guys watch and tell us who wins?

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Breeze: <Yay!>

-blinks-

...Okay?

Crow: "What is it, Crewe?"

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Fortis: Yay!

Um, okay? Sure.

... Thanks. Let's go, Biton.

Biton: <Let's get this over with.>

-Crewe leads them outside, and she and Biton clamber up the hill to stand above the cave mouth-

... Ready?

Biton: <As I'll ever be.>

Sneasel Cave

...A rap battle?

Helios: <Oh cool!>

Draca: <Wut.>

edited 25th Dec '12 12:24:29 PM by rmctagg09

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Eskay: The last rap battle didn't end so well, but I'd be glad to.

edited 25th Dec '12 12:23:58 PM by Eskay64

Crow: "I can try."

Can't edit posts for whatever reason

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-takes a deep breath-

... Okay.

Biton: <Have you ever done this before?>

Well... no. Have you?

Biton: <What do you think?>

I guess we're even, then.

Biton: <Well, get on with it.>

... Yeah, okay.

-clears her throat and takes a moment to mentally prepare, then steps forward-

So let me tell you bro, it seems you have some misconceptions,

And I hope that these corrections,

Will incur a good reception

You are wrong, Bitty kins, to think that I will listen;

I’ve been christened

By these people, call me ‘Crewe’ or take your leave.

‘Cause not all of your wishes will come true this Christmas Eve.

Biton: <It's Christmas Day, you twit.>

Shut up. >_>

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Lina: This is bringing back painful memories...

Sickle: Tell me about it...

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Eskay: Here We Go Again!...

-Chuckles-

Bitty kins?

Biton: <Hear that? That silence is them realizing you're about to lose and leave them behind.>

Get on with it!

Biton: <All right, all right, don't rush me.>

-he clears his throat and takes Crewe's place-

Biton: <You think I’m in the wrong here?

Oh no, take a step back.

From the second you were born,

It seems you’ve had a knack

For causing problems;

Remember that one night?

You ran off, you got lost, then you left us in the dark.

And now that I have found you, you say I missed my mark?

You belong here,

Though you say it ain’t so.

I tell you, all these people? They’re not really your home.

And you are sadly mistaken if you think I’ll let you go.>

I really hope I don't end up having to vote for Biton....

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Eskay: It's really hard to be neutral about this when Biton's trying to force Crewe to leave us...

edited 25th Dec '12 12:44:12 PM by Eskay64

Crewe's Cave

...This is odd.

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Samba: I can't even dance to this. :/

Ursula: Come on, Crewe! You can do it!

Larxene: You two Sneasel suck at this.

edited 25th Dec '12 12:49:54 PM by Sixthhokage1