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Celadon(?)

Spectrum: <Shh, they're not supposed to know!>

Doopliss: <Doopliss. Heard of me, Slick?>

Okay, thanks!

Candida: (chews on her bandana)

Sunburst: (glances over at Candida) <Why aren't you using the chew toy thing Wolf got for you?>

Candida: <Oh! So that's what it is for!> (giggles)

Sunburst: (sweatdrops)

Streets of Celadon

Carol: I guess it was a good move to look for you, Cynthia...who's your friend, anyways?

Cynthia: I found her in a dark, mysterious alley!

Carol: ...Well, you seem to approve of her. Does she belong to anyone?

Nidoran: Um, no, miss...-shakes head shyly-

Carol: Well, then, she can come back with us. Come on, we're all heading back over to the posse. I kinda abandoned Seven there...

-Carol and Cynthia head back; Nido follows awkwardly behind-

Route Celadon

Porygon2: <OH, HOLD ON, I'VE RECEIVED A HARDWARE UPDATE.> -and immediately stops responding-

Ditto: <No. Where're ya from?>

Candida might be my favourite character ever.

Kurt: Enjoy them! I hope you catch lots of interesting Pokemon with them. -kindly old man smile-

Thank you, again!

Thank you!

To Route 31?

Megaposts are delicious and nutritious!

AU, Mt. Moon

- A Flygon and Garchomp, last seen on a draconic council and first seen tormenting a pair of Houndoom, are looking out over Kanto-

Seishirou the Garchomp: -nibbling a dead Zubat-

Fumma the Flygon: ...Something on your mind, brother?

Seishirou: Just thinking about our lives... What's happened to get us where we are... Things like that.

Fuuma: -smirks- Getting all philosophical, I see.

Seishirou: Perhaps.

-They both look out over Kanjoh silently, reminiscing...-

Sinnoh, several years ago

- A teenage girl is watching two eggs crack-

Girl: Ooh, they're hatching!

-The eggs burst open to reveal a Gible and Trapinch-

Gible: Rawr. :3

Trapinch: Rawr. :3

Girl: -huggles them both- Eeeeeeeee! So cute!

A few days later

Girl: -is watching the baby Gible and Trapinch play- Hmmm... What to name you two...

-she glances at a manga volume on her bed-

Hmmm... Two of the villains in this comic are brothers... And in this other comic, they're part of a group called the Dragons of Earth...

-The Gible and Trapinch stop playing to listen-

Girl: ...How do Seishirou -points to the Gible- and Fuuma -points to the Trapinch- sound to you two?

-The two Pokemon look at each other and nod-

Gible: Rawr! :3

Trapinch: Rawr! :3

Girl: -pets them- Glad you like them!

Several years later

- The girl is in Hearthome, going to the contest hall with her Gabite and Vibrava-

Gabite!Seishirou: Aww, this is gonna be stupid...

Vibrava!Fuuma: Come on, it might be fun! And Monica will get us burgers afterwards!

Gabite!Seishirou: ...Alright.

-He follows his "brother" and Moinica-

A few years later

- Fuuma, now a Flygon, is cuddling a baby Trapinch with his Trainer and Garchomp!Seish watching-

Fuuma: Wow...

Monica: -pats- Congratulations, big guy.

Seishirou: Has she said anything yet?

Fuuma: No... But I bet it'll be special when she does.

Baby Trapinch: -nuzzles Fuuma-

A few months later

Fuuma: She ABANDONED HER?! Over what she thought was a birth defect?!

Seishirou: I'm sorry... I knew that Trainer Monica gave your daughter to seemed shady...

Fuuma: ...She's all alone out there... Some predator will probably get her...

Seishirou: -pats Fuuma- There, there... Things will get better, I know...

A few years ago

- Monica, Seishirou, and Fuuma are touring Jublife when they see something forming on the mountain-

Seishirou: ...

...Fuuma, grab Monica and fly. Now.

Fumma: -does so-

Seishirou: -follows-

- They fly away, far from Sinnoh, looking back to see it swallowed by the Distortion-

A few days later

- Fuuma, Seishirou, and Monica have returned, and are wandering through the wasteland that Sinnoh has become-

Fuuma: ...What happened?

Seishirou: You tell me... Wait, where's Monica?

-They hear a scream, and rush over to see Monica has been grabbed by ragged-looking thugs. One is pinning a knife to her chest-

Thug 1: Give us your food! NOW!

Monica: -sobbing- P-please, I don't have anything!

Thug 2: Nonsense, you look too well-off to not-

-Is promptly pounced upon and pinned by Seish-

Thug 1: OY! Dragon!

Seishirou: -stops, listens-

Thug 1: Touch any of my guys and what I assume is yer trainer gets it!

Seishirou: -growls-

Fuuma: -strikes another thug from behind-

Thug 1: Gah!

- Is startled... and accidentally jabs Monica in the belly-

Seishirou: NO!

Fuuma: MONICA!

- He lunges at the leader thug, who jabs his knife into Seishirou's eye in desperation-

Seishirou: -roars in pain... then promptly rips the thug's arm off-

Thug 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

- The other thugs start fleeing-

Seishirou: -growls- Don't let them get away!

Fuuma: I wasn't planning to.

-they pursue the thugs-

A few minutes later

- The two dragons return to Monica, who is mortally wounded-

Monica: I-I'm sorry... Both of you...

Seishirou: -puts a claw on her-

Fuuma: -does as well-

Monica: I-I love you both... So much...

-she closes her eyes and grows still. -

Seishirou: ...

...Fuuma? Take her to where our home was. I'll bury her.

Fumma: Understood.

- Fuuma picks her up and carries her off. Seishirou follows-

AU Kanto, now

Fuuma: ...Strange that after Monica died, we were able to raise our ranks in the Dragon clans...

Seishirou: ...It wasn't worth it. Losing the one good human we had in this world...

Fuuma: Nothing is...

-they sigh-

Fumma: Look on the bright side, though...

-he leers at the Kanto cities in the distance-

Soon we won't have to deal with humans any longer.

edited 29th Sep '12 3:05:47 PM by Umbramatic

Celadon(?)

Doopliss: <Unova. But I was talking about my game.>

Meanwhile, Spectrum pats Seish and Fuu through the Fourth Wall.

Spectrum: <Aww... there, there...>

Mt. Moon Square

-Straw heads outside to the pond area with Crewe-

Celadon, with the posse again

Carol: Hey guys! I'm back, and look, I found a Nido...-sees Eskay's Ditto- OHMYARCEUS! DITTO!! -runs over and picks them up- So...squishy...

Nidoran: Oh...ooh...I don't think I like this very much...

Cynthia: It's okay! Carol is a good trainer!

Seven: -nods in acknowledgement to Nidoran-

edited 29th Sep '12 3:28:52 PM by QuarterDollar

Somewhere else

- Unknown dark haired girl is looking up stuff on her laptop, while Proxy impatiently waits for her to finish -

Proxy: <Can't she hurry up? If she doesn't hurry up, I'll get bored, start staring out of windows, start seeing things that I shouldn't see, fake my own death, dye my eyebrows and attend my own funeral disguised as->

Gliscor: (interrupting) <Proxy, what the heck are you talking about?>

Celadon(?)

Doopliss: <Aack!>

He quickly transforms into a Spoink to get his message across.

Spoink!Doopliss: <~Care to let go of me, Slick!?~>

Celadon (?)

Psyche is wandering around, looking for someone to talk to after her minicoma.

Galahad sads that Rosemary won't eat the delicious cheezburger he made for her.

Marceline slumps, waiting for Lily to talk to her.

AU Nimbasa

AU!Psyche is bored. Her Minccino, Pinky asks her, 'Gee Caroline, what should we do tonight?'

'Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!'

'Now how are we going to do that, Caroline?'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?'

'I think so, but where are we going to find large roll of duct tape, a ballpoint pen, and a live Torchic at this time of night?"

She facepalms. "Let's go Pinky."

edited 29th Sep '12 3:30:34 PM by ace3469

DS: You have those commercials in Norway, too? :P

-is searching for low-levelled Pokemon for Eli to train against-

Those are my favorite commercials they show now.

Lily: -done Photo-ing- <There we go!>

RM: <... Fine, if your gonna be that way.> -noms the chezbeger-

If Psyche's an evil overlord in the AU, then does AU!Trip the good counterpart? Considering Psyche hates Trip in all 'verses, it'd make sense.

I don't know, but I read about it on the Insane Troll Logic page. I just couldn't resist referencing it anyways. According to the same page, cat with buttered toast tied to its back (with the butter side up) = Infinite energy!

- Looking around -

I'm fairly sure AU!Psyche isn't actually an evil overlord. 'Twas just a reference.

Psyche was a wannabe evil overlord in the main universe too. She just had a better support group.

Marceline huggles Lily~

Galahad huggles Rosemary. "You really need to eat more."

Lily: <Hi Marcie! -huggles back->

RM: <Your right. I haven't eaten for days for some reason. Or drank. [[Squick Or bathed.]]

edited 29th Sep '12 3:46:07 PM by Trip

Route 7/Celadon

Carol: -drops Doopliss, startled- Gah! Heh, should've known...sorry!

Cynthia: Hiya mister Ditto! That was supercool, what you just did!!

Seven: -waves a wing in salutation-

Nidoran: Um...hello...

Route Celadon

Ditto: <I would've used something more slimy, like a Muk.>

edited 29th Sep '12 3:51:16 PM by Tropeless

Three Isle Port

Remy and Amber a cuddling a bunch of wild Dusparce, even the red one is getting lost of pats and cuddles.

Amber: -Hugging one at random- Eee~ You're all so cute~ Yesh you are :3

Dunsparce: ^_^

Remy: -Petting the runt- Heh, you're a friendly one.

Shiny Dunsparce: :3

Route 7/Celadon

Carol: Eee! Another one! -pats Prolio's Ditto- Ditto are so cute!

Nidoran: Umm...she has some...odd tastes...

Cynthia: But she means well! -runs over to Ditto and greets it with a smile-