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Lilycove

-shrugs-

-goes to look for Wolf-

-Sits on the rock in the sea and kicks the water-

-standing awkwardly with Vyvyan, not sure what to say-

Tentacruel: <I knew I would face you again! Have at ye!>

-From the wrecked Dim Sun Cargo Ship, also inexplicably sailing again-

Crawdaunt: <Arr harr harr! Main cannons, fire!>

-The Octillery on the cargo ship all fire Sludge Bombs at the Abandoned Ship, which retaliates with Bullet Seed sprays-

Tentacruel: <Bring out... de heavy cannon!>

Second Mate Slowbro: <Ayeayesir!>

-The Slowbro zips off at lightning speeds, wheeling a Kingra sitting in a cannon's framework onto the deck-

Tentacruel: <FIRE!>

-The Kingdra shoots a Hydro Pump at the Cargo Ship, damaging it-

Crawdaunt: <Curse ye, Tentacruel! My precious treasure will never be yers!>

Lilycove

-yawns-

Amanita: -yawns-

Salamence: -yawns-

Ares: -yawns-

Cirrus: -yawns-

Somewhere Near Lilycove

Vilkas: -yawns-

Klavazazel: -yawns-

Somewhere Near Every, but out of sight

Dunsparce: -yawns-

PEFE HQ

PEFE!Every: -yawns-

Test Subject: -yawns-

PEFE!Every: Stop that, you're disrupting the experiment.

Sea of Kyogre

Kyogre: -yawns, causing several large waves-

Back in Lilycove

I think I should be asleep...

-curls up on Salamence and sleeps-

edited 23rd Jan '12 9:11:19 PM by memyselfandI2

Lilycove

Forte: Yeah, me too. Let me just set up the tent.

-Forte looks in his bag, and finds that his tent is not there-

Forte: ...

Forte: Augh! I left it in Fortree!

Icicle: <Along with our castle!>

Shadow: -sigh-

Now - Lilycove

-Is talking with Luke and his team... With everyone including Andre and Cleo-

"... I have the strangest feeling that we wound up getting into some really weird time shenanigans..."

<Cleo: "Oh! I know! It's all a conspiracy to steal time from you!">

<Andre: "The only thing that's weird is that you don't take me training out more often! I'm not going to get any stronger if you don't let me make some suckers taste pavement, you know!">

Luke: "... No... I think that he's right about that..."

-Clinging onto Kat's club with his jaws, suspended from the ground-

<Dusty: "Ooh... This one tastes different from a tail... What is it?">

-Visibly annoyed-

<Kat: "That's part of my mother's remains, Dusty...">

<Dusty: "... So what does that make it? A foot?">

<Kat: "(*grumble*) Don't make me throw you off, Dusty...">

<Treeo: "Hang on, let me get him o- OW!">

-And has Dusty latch onto a Leaf Blade-

<Dusty: "Huh... This tail on your arm tastes better than your other one...">

<Comet: "Heh... Nice to see that you're good with kids, Treeo...">

<Treeo: "Er... Thanks? I was kinda hoping it would be less painful than this though!">

<Woolly: "I still say that we should have gotten a Larvitar... Or were we supposed to get one later? I'm confused now...">

<Lake: "Eh, one thing at a time... Kids can be quite the handful...">

<Nadia: "Actually... That makes me wonder...">

Elsewhere in Hoenn

-A certain trainer is watching over a now hatching Totodile egg-

<Doppelganger!Nadia: "So... It's finally happening...">

<Thibodaux: "I know... It feels so recently since we got that egg...">

-The egg begins to crack, a limb can be seen poking out-

<Willow: "... How are we supposed to take care of the little guy? You remember what Lake said, right?">

<Rawk Hawk: "Eh. What's the worst that he could do? Plus we do have Gauss...">

<Gauss: "I'm sure that I can take whatever the little tyke can throw at me...">

<Doppelganger!Nadia: "Uh... I'm sure it'll work out...>

-And the egg cracks open, the disoriented form of a Totodile poking about-

<Doppelganger!Lake: "Nngh... (*yip*) Mom? (*yip*) Mom?">

<Speck: "Er... What's that noise that he's making?">

"Hmm... Looks like the little guy's calling for a little help to get around..."

<Doppelganger!Nadia: "I'll take care of it...">

-And heads over for Doppelganger!Lake-

<Thibodaux: "Wait! Nadia! Totodile give-">

-And has Doppelganger!Lake latch onto her snout-

<Doppelganger!Nadia: "OW! LAKE! ">

<Thibodaux: "... Affectionate nips...">

AU - Entralink

-One incredibly long-winded explanation later-

<Nidorina: "And that's what happened.">

<Serperior: "So let me get this straight. You're telling me that Unova was taken over by some Scolipede and Liepard that organized an army of mons a few years ago. They managed to conquer it and crush all meaningful resistance for two years. And then a bunch of random strangers show up around the same time that Reshiram and Zekrom apparently re-awaken and manage to depose them. All while some Emboar that was in league with them chose right then to betray them?">

<Shuppet: "What, have you been living under a rock or something? That's what happened!">

-Aside-

<Serperior: "What are these guys on?!">

<Simo: "... Nothing. Their Auras feel sincere...">

<Golurk: "But that's insane! We would have stopped something like that! Or at least we would have tried to!">

<Teala(?): "... It sounds like those stories weren't wrong after all...">

<Dreyer: "I'm sure that the shrine turned out fine. We're awesome! I mean, guns that shoot holes through walls? When did we get those? Whenever we did, I want one now!">

<Nimbus: "But what about the rest of Unova? I mean, it didn't sound like it was pleasant to go through at all...">

Tracer(?): "Wait, guys? What's going-"

-And has account relayed via Aura by Simo-

Tracer(?): "... But... How on earth did that happen? I mean... A Scolipede and a Liepard? I mean, I could see Ghetsis taking over Unova... But a Scolipede and a Liepard?

... Maybe we should figure out what's going on here... Sounds like they could use the help anyways..."

<Teala(?): "Indeed...">

-Recalls all team members barring the Golurk (pending a name) and Nimbus, and sets off to the northwest-

-Thinking-

Tracer(?): "... Will I even be able to recognize home?"

edited 23rd Jan '12 9:21:29 PM by TracerBullet

Katie: Do you think Amanita would let us borrow Ares again?

Mirage Island

Mirage Island Man: -looking out to sea-

Hmm? A Tentacruel piloting a wrecked vessel? Oh dear... I must be going a bit delusional from this isolation.

-turns back to a large stone box he is building-

Now then, once I feed a water source down this trench and install a deathtrap at the end, my Jam Grinder will be complete! Yes, Liechi berries shall be spawned in the darkness, then carried by the water to a mashing piston powered by red sand I dug up...

Lilycove

Salamence: <Oh! Oh!>

Salamence used Cotton Guard!

-Salamence's wings double in size, and she extends them to wrap Forte and Icicle- <:3>

Amanita: (to Katie) Sure.

Ares: <When you get that armband, the first thing I am going to do is get you to stop volunteering me for these things...>

edited 23rd Jan '12 9:16:57 PM by memyselfandI2

Lilycove

Forte: Well, I think she's asleep right now...wait, never mind. Yeah, that'd be great.

edited 23rd Jan '12 9:25:50 PM by Mezzopiano

I'll be right back. Sorry, Icicle, I don't think I can bring the castle. -pets him- But I can take a picture for you!

Crawdaunt: <Fire the torpedoes!>

-Several Sharpedo swim out from under the cargo ship and ram into the abandoned ship-

Tentacruel: <Damn the torpedoes! We need ta retaliate! Fire the cannons... out of the super cannon!>

Slowbro: <Ayeayesirrightaway!>

-The Slowbro grabs an Octillery and shoves it into the Kingdra's snout, which proceeds to launch the Octillery at high speeds at the Cargo Ship, their heads making dents in the hull-

Crawdaunt: <Blast! He be a crafty one, he be.>

Slowbro: <We'realloutofcannons!>

Tentacruel: <Then fire the super cannon out of the super cannon!>

Slowbro: <Ayethat'sspatiallyimpossiblesir!>

Tentacruel: <I said do it!>

-They launch the Kingdra out of itself at the cargo ship, damaging the helm-

Crawdaunt: <That's it!>

-He turns the cargo ship out of their circular dance and rams it agains the Abandoned Ship. The Crawdaunt's pirates all swing across onto the abandoned ship, and at the same time Tentacruel's swing across to the Cargo Ship-

Tentacruel: <...>

Crawdaunt: <Uh... back, men!>

-They swing back onto the Cargo Ship and engage in a massive battle-

Lilycove

-Ares picks Katie up, and-

By the Safari Zone

-flies-

By Mt. Pyre

-her-

Route 120

-to-

Fortree

-Fortree-

Ares: <That was fun.> -sets Katie down-

-stumbles from the speed, then packs up the tent, snaps a few pictures of the castle with her Pokegear, then climbs back on Ares-

Fortree

-Ares picks Katie up and-

Route 120

-flies-

By Mt. Pyre

-her-

By Safari Zone

-back to-

Lilycove

-Lilycove-

Ares: <I'mma sleep now, thanks.> -does so-

Amanita: -also does so-

Every: -also does so-

Night all.

Lilycove

Forte: ...Wow, that was fast. Do you have the tent?

Icicle: <Did you get pictures of the castle?>

Shadow: <Is it still snowing there?>

edited 23rd Jan '12 9:37:03 PM by Mezzopiano

Katie: Yes, yes, and no, it's stopped.

Lilycove

Icicle: <Aww, it stopped? But how will the people back in Fortree know the joy of snow?>

Shadow: <Well, I'm glad we didn't cause anything permanent.>

Katie: I'm sure they'll remember you for a long time, Icicle. -cuddles him-

Lilycove

Icicle: <Then Team Glacier's message is spreading!>

-Tentacruel approaches Crawdaunt, who has taken a cutlass in each claw-

Crawdaunt: <Arr harr harr! I be twice armed, and you... unarmed!>

-Tentacruel slams his tentacles against the deck, and proceeds to tear out jagged pieces of metal from the floor, holding his large collection of makeshift swords (Plus one very confused Hiker) toward Crawdaunt-

Crawdaunt: <...Oh. No matter!>

-The two engage in an epic swordfight that makes anything out of Pirates of the Caribbean look like a preschool fencing class-

-It consists of Tentacruel beginning and consequentially ending the duel by whacking Crawdaunt off the ship with the Hiker-

-Tentacruel's men all huzzah, before carrying all the loot back to their ship-

Slowbro: <Thatwentwellsir.>

Tentacruel: <Aye... indeed it did. But he be back eventually. I'd bet me rum on it.>

Octillery: -Nursing a concussion- <A risky bet indeed...>

Tentacruel: <We must be alert! Set a course westbound!>

Slowbro: <Captainyou'rethecaptainANDthehelmsman.>

Tentacruel: <Oh. Right.>

-He steers the ship around and sails to the west-

-Is busy juggling the two Orbs while under a Someone Else's Problem field-

Steel?

Steel: <Y-Yes Tagg?>

Ever feel like we've been...segregated lately?

Steel: <It doesn't seem any different from normal.>

Yeah, that's kind of the thing.

Lilycove

-Forte has finished setting up the tent-

Forte: There, all done. Now I can get some sleep... good night, Katie.

-the pikachu turns around and uses spark-

Waagh- -gets shocked-

-falls down- Oww...

Pikachu: -looks over at star- <....?>

.....

Pikachu: <uh...> -runs off-

....

-tries to see if she can get her pokegear-

-She is too paralyzed to do so-

....

edited 23rd Jan '12 10:15:01 PM by stargirl93