ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-I shout into the helm-

Fine, you can stay here and play captain for now, but please come out of there soon so we can leave.

-I hop off the wreckage and onto a small rock jutting out of the sea-

Tentacruel: <Full sail ahead!>

-Somehow, some way, by what Tentacruel would call a miracle and others would call a splitting headache, the ship begins to sail off, in spite of being waterlogged and impaled on rocks-

o_o;;

I see. Would you care to join us in searching for more information?

Dana: -climbs down Steven, and runs over to Vyvyan, putting her front paws up on his leg- <Hi, Mister Hoodie Man!>

Safari Zone

Maren is also lying on the Ground, defeated.

Maren: <Let's do the Fandango! GALILEO!>

^Lenore^: ^Both Pokemon are unable to battle! IT'S A TIE!^

Fool recalls Maren.

Fool: Good work Maren...

Fool then walks over to Umbra and extends her hand.

Fool: Good work Umbra! You're a great battler!

Mt Pyre.

Vyvyan: Umm... I was thinking about setting up our secret base 'round here...

Vyvyan then pets Dana.

Vyvyan: Heh, you're rather cute.

edited 23rd Jan '12 7:11:47 PM by PippingFool

- Umbra shakes Fool's hand -

Umbra: You are too! It seems like you literally understand your Pokemon...

Dana: -purrs-

Secret base? -has never been in a secret base, and no one has taken the time to explain them-

Lilycove

You want to force them to play in the snow. Everyone. Ever. In the whole world.

Marmalade: -lets herself out- <What I've been trying to say...>

Salamence: <Snow is cold...> -shivers-

Lilycove

Icicle: <So they'll see how nice the snow is to play in! I just want everymon to have fun, that's all.>

Lilycove

I tried playing in the snow once in Snowpoint. -shivers- Not fun at all.

-Is now sitting stranded on the rock, less upset about being stranded and more annoyed at Tentacruel somehow sailing away in a wrecked ship-

Tentacruel: <Enemies starboard! Prepare the cannons!>

First Mate Octillery: <Aye aye, o capitan!>

-The Octillery and several other Octilleries begin launching Water Guns at a passing speedboat, the water harmlessly splashing by the time it gets there-

Speedboat Driver: Oh, is it raining? Oh, well.

-He just puts a poncho on-

Tentacruel: <Arr, he be a crafty foe. Donning his battle coat. Prepare to board!>

-He steers the ship to try and bump against the speedboat. By the time he turns it around the boat is far away-

Tentacruel: <You win this day, you bucket of bilgewater! But I bet me Nomel Berries that the tides o' luck will flow my way next time!>

Safari Zone

Fool: Oh, I do! In fact, Monese is my native tongue! For you see, I was Raised by Simipours if you couldn't guess by my rather Simipour-Esque appearence.

Mt Pyre

Vyvyan: Yeah, you get a Pokemon with Secret Power. Then you find a place to set up your secret base, like in a rock alcove, a large tree or in a huge clump of grass. You can then decorate it with whatever you want.

They're... Personal things. Secret Bases.

edited 23rd Jan '12 7:27:20 PM by PippingFool

Lilycove

Icicle: <You don't like snow? Why not?>

Lilycove

It's cold, and wet, and I grew up next to a desert. I am fond of neither.

Marmalade: <Preach it!>

Lilycove

Icicle: <Well, no one likes deserts. It's too hot and the sand is too rough. But snow isn't rough, it's soft! So it's better!>

Oh...Huh.

Lilycove

Excuse me? I like deserts!

Marmalade: <As do I!>

Salamence: <Candy canes~>

Lilycove

Icicle: <Well snow fields are better than deserts 'cause snow is prettier!>

Lilycove

...

-narrows eyes-

You did not just say that.

Lilycove

Icicle: <Did too.>

Forte: Uh, Icicle, let's not make Piano's boyfriend any madder at us than he needs to be.

Icicle: <But he won't let me make it snow!>

Lilycove

(to Forte) You're his trainer. Can you talk sense into him?

Amanita: ...I feel like I'm missing half of a perfectly good fight...

Lilycove

Forte: Yeah, sure.

-Forte picks Icicle up-

Icicle: <Hey!>

Forte: I think you've had enough play time, so let Every have the trophy for now.

Icicle: <But how do I know he's not just gonna turn all the snow into deserts?>

Forte: Um...

Lilycove

First of all, I'm technically working for team Aqua. -glares at Salamence and Marmalade-

Both: <:3>

Second, I'm just gonna give this to someone who can take care of it. Maybe Ta—

Imagine Spot, Activate!

Tagg: -goes Nihilist for some reason-

Nihilist!Tagg: -summons Rayquaza-    Destroy these worthless insects!   

-destruction ensues-

Reality

Hm...no...maybe D—

Imagine Spot

DS: -goes Punisher!DS for some reason-

Punisher!DS: -summons Rayquaza-    Purge this world of its sins!   

-Purging ensues-

Reality

...I think I'll give it to Wolf. ._.

Pelipper: <Rocks ahead!>

Octillery: <Capitan! You have to steer around it!>

Tentacruel: <Nonsense! RAMMING SPEED!>

-He rams the ship through the rock, the ship being bisected down the middle but somehow continuing as if nothing happened. The crew begins repairing the fissure-

Lilycove

Icicle: <Does he like snow?>

Lilycove

I haven't a clue.

Lilycove

Icicle: <Well, he'd better!>