ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Route 119

Fool has woken up early and has started gazing at the mystery PC on the mystery table that miraculously spawned there when she decided to sleep in the tree for the night. Unfortunatly, she wasn't the only one up at this hour...

Poseidon: <Arr! What ye might be doin' thar me darlin'>

Fool: Poseidon! Quiet! You might wake up Sparkster!

Fool points to the large, sleeping Luxray in the corner, who seems to be growling in his sleep.

Fool: Remember what happened last time when you woke him up! I do NOT want to see that happen again! So much blood...

Poseidon: <...I'll keep quiet.>

Fool: Good!

Fool stares at the PC again, wondering what to do with it.

Poseidon: <Oi lass, why don't ya' try bootin' it up and seeing what yah got? Secret Bases are meant to be loaded with booty!>

Fool: Yeah, "booty" that I need to buy or obtain from an NPC of some kind

The shiny Chatot flies down from it's perch and starts randomly tapping at the keyboard, hoping to open the menu

Poseidon: <Yah never know lass! There might be somethin' that th' last person fergot tah take!>

Fool: I highly doubt that Posei-

Just the, the menu screen comes up with a list saying that Fool has one of each item possible

Fool: ...don.

(Beat)

What

Poseidon: <Bless me barnacles! You have all the items! All of them!>

Fool: Bu..Uh..Wha..But..Er...Bluh BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

The bird does the closest thing to a shrug

Poseidon: <Dunno, but tommorow, we be puttin' th' decor>

Fool: You know, I am gonna treat this proble like a matress...

WHUMP!

Fool: and sleep on it.

After that, Fool quickly goes back to sleep. Poseidon, however, is messing around with the PC in the base.

edited 31st Dec '11 6:16:12 AM by PippingFool

-Crescent and I find a nice spot in a bush to make our base-

This looks good.

Crescent:<Alright then!> -attacks it with Secret Power-

There. Now let's go set it up.

-We enter into the bush-

- A strange man appears on the outskirts of Fortree, dressed in a black cloak and black robes. He is followed by a Sableye, a Chandelure, and a Golurk. He looks around at the city in awe. -

Man: By the gods! The populace of Hoenn lives in trees now? I really have been withheld in that sooty old temple for 600 years!

Sableye: Yeah, Umbramatic, I'm thinking 600 years might be a very long time for normal people.

Umbramatic: Quell your tongue, Styx. Lumos, what do you think?

Lumos(Chandelure): *Shrugs* I guess you'll finally have some company?

Umbramatic: Sounds grand! But what if they're hostile?

- The Golurk is suddenly whipped into a frenzy -

Golurk: HOSTILES? I SHALL SMASH THEM TO PIECES WITH MY FISTS!

Umbrmatic: Calm yourself, Mata Nui.

Mata Nui: ...Sorry. Got carried away again.

- Umbramatic notices others scattered around, making secret bases -

Umbramatic: What are these heathens doing?

Styx:...making forts?

Umbramatic: Let's find out.

- They start walking towards one, except for Mata Nui, who starts fretting. -

Mata Nui: But... but what if they're HOSTILES?

- Sighs and joins others. -

Yeah, this is the immortal character me and tangent talked about in the chat. As you can tell, I made him so he talks archaically... though I'm not gonna use Ye Olde Butchered English

edited 31st Dec '11 7:48:24 AM by Umbramatic

Crescent:<So where's all the furniture?>

In my PC.

-I notice Umbramatic is at the door...thingy-

Oh, hello there.

Umbramatic: Salutations! May I inquire as to your activities here?

Styx: In other words... what the heck you're doing.

edited 31st Dec '11 7:02:51 AM by Umbramatic

(49 and Ember are walking through Fortree City)

Ember: <Wow, this is amazing.>

I know. The scenery is so beautiful.

Ember: <You know there is a lot of people, here. Want to introduce ourselves?>

I don't know.

Oh, I'm making a Secret base here. It's not really a base, and more of a place to stay since the group I'm in has a bad rep with hotels, motels, and inns around here.

Umbramatic:But...why? You seem perfectly respectable.

Lumos: Maybe he's talking about the rest of the group...

You may want to distract your character for a second...I have to eat breakfast.

edited 31st Dec '11 7:11:35 AM by Umbramatic

Well it's not so much us as people, but stuff that happens around us. The last hotel we were at was taken over by Starly, had their rooms trashed, had us in a room in a coma, and whatever else happened.

Crescent:<Seriously, where do you want the giant tent?>

Excuse me for a moment.

-I go back into the bush-

Umbramatic: How strange! These people seem to attract the forces of chaos...

Mata Nui: I told you! They could be dangerous!

Lumos: Calm down, big guy. They might just be unlucky...

Just to help you imagine him... my character has shortish black hair and blue eyes. Just in case that matters.

edited 31st Dec '11 7:29:22 AM by Umbramatic

Hoenn Desert

After a couple of hours of walking, Silent has finally arrived to where the [Mirage Tower] once was. In its place there's only a giant mound of sand...

Sandslash♀: <...My home...> — grabs some sand, letting it slip in between her claws.

Dintel walks around and sits there too, staring at nowhere.

Dintel: <I don't remember much of how it was...> — sighs.

Silent sits on the sand, feeling a bit uncomfortable about the group having caused (somehow) that wreck.

Wonder what happened to that Magma guy... Didn't want to leave his place without ensuring the safety of the Pokémon first...

-I come back out of the bush-

So, anything else you want to know?

Umbramatic: Yes... why do these people live in trees?

Lumos: Yeah, that definitely wasn't the norm last time we checked.

- Has woken up, and is thinking about what preparations should be done for my next gym battle, apart from training Odette some more -

- Takes out a TM13 -

Guess we should be teaching you this sooner or later, huh?

Odette: <Ooh! What does it do?>

It's Ice Beam, which should be a help in the next gym battle as Winona uses flying types.

Odette: <Cool!>

Goldenrod City

Inside a birdhouse near the local PEFE building... two large birds are resting on a heap of straw.

Harriet the Honchkrow♀: <...zZz... ...zZz... >

Copahue the Fearow♂: <...zZz... ...zZz... ...zZouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH!>

Harriet and Copahue are woken up when the Fearow has to lift his talon again, to protect what's left of it from their adopted Starly daughter's insistent    pecking   .

Harriet -extends wings, yawns: <...rning... what now, Shahinne?>

Shahinne: <Exploration time!> — hops around — <I want to see the sea!>

The two birds preen their charge for a moment and then decide that it is Harriet's turn to take care of her while Copahue goes for a meal.

Harriet: <Try for it something light and lacking in sugars, or she will never stop pecking us.>

The Fearow nods and flies to the east to the nearby forests. Harriet peeks out of the birdhouse and yells.

Harriet: <...And remember to bring a Aguav Berry for me!>

-wakes up, Salamence still asleep on his chest-

Sigh....

Well, I don't know the answer to that.

-wakes up-

-waits for Crewe's Pokemon to wake up. Weavile and Empoleon are already awake, as is Ian. Everyone else is still asleep-

Hoenn Desert

The sandstorm has subsided. Silent sits on the sand, with Ichtacya on his head photosynthesizing and providing sunlight cover. Some distance away, Dintel and his sister have joined a group of Pokémon who are dragging sticks, pebbles and several things to start reconditioning their old home.

Wow, this really is spectacular. (Looks at Pauly's pokeball) You know I think Pauly should get to see this as well.

Ember: <Wait, NO!>

(49 released Pauly from his pokeball)

Pauly: <AUGH! What is it, now?> (Sees where he is) <GOD! WHY DID YOU TAKE ME HERE? Smells like Horsea poop. I just thought you would like the scenery

Pauly: <THE SCENERY IS MOLDY AND UGLY. I DON'T F**KIN LIKE IT ONE BIT.> (Starts pecking on 49's head)

HEY! STOP! STOP IT! STOP! (Grabs Pauly's tail)

(Suddenly, Pauly let out a really loud scream from the pain that everybody in Fortree City heard)

What the—

Salamence: <It's not important.>

But—

Salamence: -yawns, curls up, and goes back to sleep-

Fortree City

Rex: *wakes up from sleeping near the Mezzery/Salamence cuddlepile* Sleeping right here wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. *stretches* So, I wonder what I should do toda- *hears a screech* ... o_O

Yeah....I wonder what it is?

Rex: I guess I can go check. *yawns* I was going to look around town anyway. *gets up, going in 49's direction*

Oh...thanks.

-sighs-

Salamence: -shifts around a bit- <Zzzz....>