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BadWolf21 Since: May, 2010
DarkerShining (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#124627: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:24:22 PM

So, should we just put it into a mailbox here, or?

Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#124628: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:25:08 PM

Inn, Mezzery's Room

Scraggy: -jumps back- Scra!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
BadWolf21 Since: May, 2010
#124629: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:25:33 PM

-shrug- I've never sent something this far before. I guess so.

TracerBullet Since: Jan, 2011
#124630: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:27:31 PM

In the Hotel

<Kat: "(*sigh*)">

<Zoltan: "Is something wrong, Kat?">

<Kat: "No... I just wonder what's going on back at my tribe... It's been a while since I last visited...">

Somewhere South of Route 9

-A certain pair of Marowak are conversing in a cave-

<Chain of Hearts: "Hmm... It's rather cold out today... I can see why some of the patrols were reluctant to go out...">

<Cracked Femur: "Indeed. I sometimes wonder how it is that Chain of Spades and Chain of Diamonds from the Ecru Tribe were so eager to brave weather like this.">

<Chain of Hearts: "Well, part of choosing a human to travel with involves the human watching over one's immediate needs... It's not wholly unlike the bond one would have with a mate.">

<Cracked Femur: "Heh... Well, I would hope that it's not exactly like the bond one would have with a mate...">

<Chain of Hearts: "Elder!">

<Cracked Femur: "But I digress, I suppose that the weather does have its advantages, as uncomfortable as it is... It means that I don't have to hear from the Amber Tribe's elder as often!">

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124631: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:28:28 PM

In Mezzery's Room

Frillish: -floats around the Scraggy curiously- Frillish?

Outside Mezzery's Room

What's going on in there?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#124632: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:29:54 PM

-I walk upstairs to my room, and pass Mezzery's room-

Why are you all standing here? Is the door stuck?

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124633: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:34:54 PM

Not exactly...but nobody's answering, and every time we knock something knocks back. My Frillish just went inside to check it out.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#124634: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:38:00 PM

Weird. You'd think if someone was in there they'd open the door.

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124635: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:38:05 PM

I find my pad a bad thing to use for roleplay o-o

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
DarkerShining (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#124636: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:38:40 PM

Okay.

- Sends it -

There we go, I guess.

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124637: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:40:39 PM

Yeah, I know...

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#124638: Dec 28th 2011 at 3:43:54 PM

Inn, Hallway

Forte: You have a key, right? Just go and open it already!

Inn, Mezzery's Room

-the Scraggy eyes the Frillish curiously-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124639: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:00:47 PM

Outside Mezzery's Room

...Right.

-unlocks and opens the door-

Inside the room

Oh, hey, a Scraggy!

Frillish: Frillish! -blows a couple bubbles at the Scraggy-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#124640: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:06:37 PM

Forte: What? Piano got a new Pokémon for Christmas too?

-Mezzo wakes up-

Morning.

Forte: Finally, sis! You know how long I was banging on that door?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#124641: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:06:53 PM

A Scraggy? Was that Mezzo's present from Fool?

edited 28th Dec '11 4:07:26 PM by strawberryflavored

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124642: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:08:26 PM

Morning Mezzo.

-sits down and pets Frillish-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124643: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:23:10 PM

-shytire gives brit a rice crispy treat and a soda-

Brit:... What is this?

Shytire: A crispy treat.

Brit: I said crisps and a fizzy drink ye bafoon.

Shytire: I don't know what crisps are!

Brit: Yer a prat!

Shytire: MY NAME IS NOT PRAT! WAAAAAAAAH!

-shytire cries and runs away while brit laughs and eats his soda and rice crispy-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#124644: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:26:04 PM

Goldenrod City Streets, One Hour Ago

(As Last Seen Here)

From the portal to the    Netherworld   , the footsteps of the Swampert sound stronger and harsher, until the figure finally crosses the gate and enters our realm. Firmly held on her arms, a Sandshrew looks around and gleefully growls in recognition of the place he finds himself back at.

Swampert♀ -walks into the alley: <Ugh... there, we are back. I'm very sure this is the place.> — looks around — <Ugh... it smells like [freedom]. Filthy place... I can't believe this took so long...>

Dintel, once let down on the ground, stands up, sniffs and turns back to the water Pokémon.

Dintel: <We're home! See! That is where I was~> — points to the local PEFE facilities — <...You can has stay?>

Swampert♀: <The heck I don't! Can't you UNDERSTAND????> — flails and swings tail around, knocking a nearby trashcan. — <LEAVE. US. ALONE!!!!>

Dintel -tilts head: <B-But... we had fun~>

The Swampert sighs, for one moment, just for one moment, she considers the idea of Surfing the Sandshrew, but then she shudders to the thought of now having to lawfully keep the little digger into her Overlord's realm for an [eternity].

Dintel: <We can play more. We collected a lot of gems with my friends...>

Swampert♀: <Look, little bugger, you [traded] gems with them. Do you have any idea how many generations is it going to take us to remove that freedom from their mindsets again?> — sees Dintel say "no" with his head — <Tangrowth will surely call the DSNee lawyer-forms and then... all that process again and then we-> — throws arms and head in disgust. — <Ugh... As if you could understand...>

Noticing his Swampert "host" disgusted, Dintel stands up and goes offer her a hug. The Swampert retreats a couple of steps, of course, but Dintel is quick to get to her and cling to her leg.

Dintel: <But we had so much fun. I'm gonna miss you...> — hugs.

Swampert sighs and rolls her eyes. She looks down and feels motherly towards the darned thing for a nanosecond; but that feeling is quickly superseded by her desire to just return to her place and throw up over a couple of slaves.

Swampert♀: <I said leave us alone...!>

Carefully she retreats into the portal to the Netherworld, taking care to keep her hugges leg out of it, lest drag the darned Sandshrew back into her Overlord's realm. Then she starts shaking her leg to get rid of the Sandshrew. First softly, to no effect, then after a minute faster and stronger, letting out some growls in the meantime; finally, fed up of the situation, she forcibly grabs Dintel off herself and holds him up at arms length.

Dintel: <...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????> — puts up a puppy face.

Swampert♀: <Rrrrrrrr......>

After a moment of hesitation, Swampert screams right into Dintel's face:

Swampert♀: <   NO!   >

...and tosses the Sandshrew to the ground. The Pokémon simply lands sitting in the ground, and turns around to look back at the Swampert entering back into the portal, confused.

Dintel: <...Will you write to me?>

Swampert♀: <NO! Look, live a looooong life and keep AWAY from us!> — fades away.

Dintel simply stays sitting on the ground, tilting his head and tail as he watches the portal, still open. For a moment he wonders if he has been a bad [guest] to the Swampert, who has provided a lot of entertainment for the Sandshrew and the other chained Pokémon. Then, trying to remember the manners he learnt from his family, Silent, and the online videos by Darach, Dintel decides that perhaps the Swampert and their peoplemons are too busy to keep receiving guests.

Some heated discussion can be heard coming in from the other side of the portal.

???? #1: <...Are you serious? We are instructed to go into every possible world and [dominate] them...>

???? #2: <Well admittedly the creatures here are incredibly annoying.>

???? #1: <Does that even matter? We have our orders, and the [lawsuits] are ready...>

Swampert♀: <I don't care! Look, you would think like me if you spend two weeks with that thing!>

???? #1: <He is kinda cute....>

Swampert♀: <Did you see how easily did he ruin an entire shipment of slaves with ideas about sharing and fun? And heck, not even this verse's dead ones will take him!!!!> — some rumbling can be heard.

???? #2: <It can't have been that bad...>

A loud growl and some meeping can be heard. Could it get through, the smell of two creatures's bowels failing from sheer fear could also reach this universe.

Swampert♀: <TWO. WEEKS.>

???? #2: <Uh... er..... eeeeeep~>

Swampert♀: <Now close the dam gate forever! I don't [   care   ] what our Overlord says!>

As Dintel hears this he stands up and walks to the portal, but he suddenly stops as he hears he is being addressed.

Swampert♀: <Now, darned thing, you don't come back...!>

Suddenly a berry flies from the portal, and hits Dintel's head...

Swampert♀: <And take your damn berry!>

...The berry continues to roll on the ground. Dintel goes grab his berry, sits on the ground a bit confused and then turns to the gate. Which slowly closes and evaporates, fading out of existence in this verse,    forever   .

Dintel stays there for a good while, doing and probably thinking nothing.

...

...

And after a very long time of nothing happening again, the Sandshrew decides to simply forget the whole matter. he stands up and walks away from the alley, still holding his berry.

~Fight SOPA peoplemons!~

~Love and share culture until the content trolls decide to adapt, or leave to never return~

~And enjoy for this (delayed) Xmas, the gift of Dintel~

edited 28th Dec '11 4:27:03 PM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#124645: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:35:59 PM

Forte: So sis, you have to see what Katie got me.

Is that what you were banging on the door for?

Forte: You could hear that?

Yeah, I was just too lazy to get up.

Forte: Sis, come on!

All right, so what is it?

Forte: -holds up the Eevee- Isn't she the cutest?

You got another Eevee. What's the big deal?

Forte: Sis, she's an Eevee. What else do you need?

Eevee: <I'm cute!>

Forte: Yes you are, little girl. -pets her-

Uh huh, and I got a Scraggy egg which apparently just hatched this morning.

Scraggy: Scra! -headbutts the door-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Crewe Li'l Punk from Gravity Falls, Oregon Since: Apr, 2010
Li'l Punk
#124646: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:38:02 PM

The Zoroark's Clearing

The two Zoroark begin circling each other again, the watching pack silent as they watch. Rosaleen suddenly rushes in with a Night Slash. Hecate easily side-steps, then grabs the younger Zoroark by the shoulder and flings her to the ground. Crouching over her, she stares into her eyes for a moment. Rosaleen starts feeling dizzy, and Hecate slowly gets to her feet, grinning.

The younger Zoroark stumbles to her feet and shakes her head to clear it, then tries to rush at Hecate again with a Night Slash. But while her claws come out, they aren't sheathed with Obscura. Startled, Rosaleen takes several steps backwards, staring at them in confusion.

<Ah, my dear Rosaleen... There is an advantage to age and training, it seems. Tell me, dear, have you ever heard of Imprison?>

While Rosaleen still looks dumbfounded, some hushed muttering spreads through the crowd. Darwin nods appreciatively, smiling. Even Corbin bears an expression of grudging admiration.

<Well, it would seem you are ignorant of its effects. So allow me to enlighten you.>

Hecate begins circling Rosaleen. She moves around four times, coming closer with each rotation. Every turn, she uses Nasty Plot.

<Imprison is a bit of a funny move, and rather rare. If the subject of the move knows any of the same attacks as the user, they are unable to use them. It's temporary, of course, but I believe it will last long enough for my purpose.> She reaches Rosaleen and looks down at her. <Now, Rosaleen, we are both Zoroark... How much do you know of my past?>

<Y-you—> the younger Zoroark chokes out, trembling as she stares up at Hecate, who looms over her.

The older Zoroark smiles almost benignly at her.

<That's right. You, my dear, are helpless.>

Eyes wild, Rosaleen swings her claws at Hecate. They graze her muzzle, drawing a few drops of blood.

Snarling, she kicks her over and plants one back paw on her chest. A large Focus Blast, powered up by Nasty Plot, grows between her two front paws. Rosaleen starts whimpering out a few sniveling pleas, but a few seconds later and a large blast of light later, she is silenced and the battle is over.

The Zoroark pack fall silent, then a small, high voice pipes up.

<Yay! Mommy wins!>

The voice draws the attention of both Hecate and Darwin. From between the legs of two startled Zoroark, a runty female Zorua pokes her head out. It's soon followed by an identical one. Darwin takes a step towards them, but Hecate is faster. In a black-and-red blur, she's gathered the two Zorua in her arms, and buried her face in their fur, doing her best not to start crying in front of the pack.

As they did so long ago, when Hecate last set foot in the clearing, the pack silently parts to leave an aisle. A small group of runty Zoroark and Zorua do their best to look stately walking between the silent, watching rows of Zoroark, when Hecate breaks into a run towards them, they lose it completely, and soon they're huddled around her, a few sobbing, a few laughing, several just snuggling silently.

Hecate runs her hands over their heads, holding the young twins tightly to herself, murmuring their names over and over again.

<Vonda, Jetta, Swift, Douglas, Lamya, Garnet, Senka...>

Wiping her eyes, she gathers her children closer to her and drops to one knee to be closer to them.

<Mother's come home...>

And slowly, around them, led by Darwin, the Zoroark pack begins to cheer and gather around the reunited family, and Corbin carries a disheveled, unconscious Rosaleen away.

edited 28th Dec '11 4:38:47 PM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#124647: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:40:59 PM

-leaves a present with a Scarf in it for DS-

-Leaves a present with a hard case for an Iphodex for Tagg-

-Leaves a present with a case for the gems for Rex-

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124648: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:41:16 PM

-tilts head at Mezzo-

-Frillish watches the Scraggy for a little while, then decides that headbutting looks fun. He rears back and tries to headbutt Scraggy, but naturally just phases through-

Frillish: (disappointedly) Frillish.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#124649: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:46:14 PM

-Ignis decides to stop being quiet and go to the nearest mon-

Ignis:Pan!

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#124650: Dec 28th 2011 at 4:46:54 PM

Frillish: Frillish! -pokes Ignis-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

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