Inn Hallway
Well, Jab and Marmalade are in their balls....Breeze and Cirrus are in Crewe's room, Slam's asleep so I recalled him...and Diesel...um...
Diesel: -drops out of the ventilation- <Right here.>
...Diesel, why were you in the ventilation?
Diesel: -shrugs-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Fallarbor Streets
-The rest of Crewe's mons from last night's freakout barring Nova, Aurelia, and whoever was with the two gather-
<Ian: "Skywalker? What's- ... Oh...">
-In a quiet, plaintive tone-
<Weavile: "Hi...">
<Teala: "Wait, what happened to you? And haven't we met these mons before?">
<Skywalker: "We were... W-We were...">
-After a brief struggle to force the next words out of his mouth-
<Skywalker: "D-Disowned...">
Fallarbor Streets
<Maekrite: "U Frithrah... Disowned? And on that night of all nights...">
-Starting to cry-
<Skywalker: "I-I d-don't kn-know! Sh-She g-got m-mad at us! W-We were- W-We were j-just-">
-And dissolves into tears-
-In a bitter tone-
<Hectate: "I can't believe that you imbeciles never saw this coming! That's all that humans do! They use you, play with your feelings and make you feel special, and discard you when they have no further use for you!">
-Picking up where Skywalker left off-
<Anakin: "... We were away from Crewe looking for Aliza... We ultimately found her... But didn't take her back with us... When we saw her again... She said that we weren't there for her the one time that she needed us... That she didn't want us anymore...">
<Weavile: "What happened to her? She didn't tell us... ">
edited 26th Dec '11 11:56:17 AM by TracerBullet
Inn
Ichtacya picks Pierce up and licks him back.
Ichtacya: <Awwww, of course I like [Jolteon]♂... ahem... Jolteon in general.> — blushes and playfully walks Pierce around — <But no matter what you choose you're gonna be a pretty ????eon. pssst. Choose Flareon~>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?Lake: <Oh, I guess you don't know, do you?> *Rubs the back of his head.* <Well, it's a long story, but here's what happened...>
-Lake proceeds to explain everything that happened, from Crewe finding out that she was really a Sneasel from Mew, up to everything with the Mindscapes.-
Lake: <...So, she's been having a really rough thing recently.> *Clenches fists.* <But I don't see that as a good excuse to do this to all of you.>
-After a long, grueling battle, Kratos has a critical hit. Both Pokemon drop to the ground, fainted. The viewscreen goes into slow-motion replay to determine who one. It is decided that, because Kratos got the last attack in, he should be the victor.
-Gamer begins jumping for joy, and proceeds to glomp Kratos. Well, he tries, but since Kratos is a Ghost Pokemon, he passes right through him and falls to the arena floor. After dusting himself off, Gamer decided to settle for kissing one of his Pokeballs, much like how spots champions kiss their trophy, to celebrate. Unbeknowst to Gamer, his real body is kissing an empty Poke Ball in Meddler's gift bags.
- A massve burst of pink light fills the room, as Mew's curse is lifted. As the light fades, the bag containing Gamer is seen struggling, as Gamer is under a ton of presents, and can't get out on his own.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"The Distortion World
Dialga: (happily, after receiving DVDs of Puella Magi Madoka Magica from Palkia) SKREEEEEEEE!
Palkia: (smiles) <I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM.>
Giratina: <Can I open my present next?>
Palkia: <SURE. HAVE FUN.>
A short distance away
Cyrus: (hearing the sounds of the legendaries from where he is) ... What's going on over there?
- Cyrus tries to walk over to investigate, only to immedietly get sent back to the same spot by the timeloop, which he is still unaware of -
-Bursts out of the bag, panting heavily.
T-t-the hell? Why was I in that bag?
-Looks around him, at the various sacks filled to the brim with presents.
........Did something happen to me? I just remember going to sleep after Crewe's breakdown and, next thing I know, I'm here?
All these presents.........
H-how long was I gone/asleep for?
edited 26th Dec '11 1:02:46 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2".........Oh shit.
Nobody can sleep for that long! I must have been cursed or something! Probably Mew.....I was kind of asking for it when I assaulted her in my RAEG
Wait, how did I break out of the spell, anyways? What was the Curse Escape Clause?
.........Anyways, thanks, Every. I have to check to make sure I'm all OK now. And I need to find out how I woke up in the first place.
-Decides to let some of his Pokemon out to check for evidence, or any lingering curses.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"-Is sitting in the room, having read the list of presents my aspects got everybody. All of them are horrible, horrible gifts...-
-The list is as follows:
Crewe: Mew Plush ("The fansite said that she was going through something to do with Mew")
Luke: Mareepskin Blanket ("For some of the colder regions he might be going to with PEFE")
Tagg: Rainbow Scarf ("To help him cheer up")
Fool: Lipstick
DS: Double-headed Skitty statuette ("Didn't the site say she was into abstract art?")
Mezzo: A Purrloin Plush ("She likes Purrloin, right?")
Silent: Embalmed Staraptor ("Wouldn't a stuffed mon be useful for a pokemon researcher?")
Tangent: Ank Morpork-brand Needle Collection ("The site says he likes Discworld books")
Slouch: Sandvich ("He looks hungry")
Daisy: Katana ("It's not sharpened.")
Every: Embalmed Ariados ("Site says he would like a 'Stuffed Ariados' because it would be cute")-
-I facepalm and take another sip of water-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-Some time later, Gamer's Pokemon assemble in front of him. Well, except for Meme, who is busy trying to grafiiti the sky.
Any luck?
Porygon Z: <Well, I think that curse should be gone. I didn't find any Aura enforcing the curse in your body, so you shouldn't go all Wrip Van Wrinkle on us again.>
That's good. But how did I break free of the curse in the first place?
Kratos: <I may be able to help with that.>
-Kratos takes out a Pkewitches's spellbook and grimmoirie, and begins analyzing the remaining traces of the curse's energy to find out what is it.
Since when did you have that thing?
Kratos: <I prefer to make sure my supernatural flicks are accurate. Makes my films better than most of the junk the show in theaters nowadays, anyways.>
-Kratos flips through the book, eventually finding the entry he needed.
Kratos: <Huh. Looks like it was a simple spell. Kept you sleeping until true love's first kiss. That's horrendously cliched.>
Mew is a fae, at least in mannerisms. Makes sense she doesn't keep up with society and cultural traditions. She wouldn't know what's cliched and what's not. But......If that was the Curse Escape Clause.......How did I wake up? I didn't kiss anyone or anymon?
Typhoon: <Well, I did see a little moisture around that Poke Ball in Meddler's bag. Do you have a crush on Poke Balls? I HAVE heard weirder back in that other universe......>
No! Of course not! All I was doing was....
-Pauses-
Dreaming......And thinking of how much I love being a Trainer.......
Porygon Z: <So, you really ARE married to your job?>
......I guess so. Somehow, I'm fine with this. Never was one for romance, anyways. At least now I don't have to worry about fangirls chasng after me, now that I'm "married."
Infernape: <Are you KIDDING me?! You KNOW those girls never give up, EVER!>
Oh, well. A guy can always dream, right. Although it still feels like I'm forgetting something.....
edited 26th Dec '11 1:46:41 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

Inn
Fang: <Yay! Soft...like a marshmallow~> *stomach gurgles* <Mmm, marshmallows...>
Sulfur: *flails a little, a bit confused as to what's going on*
Rex: Salamence sure likes hugging. ^^ *to Every* By the way, where are your other three Pokemon?
With Ichtacya
Pierce: *pounces on Icthacya* <Auntie~> *nuzzles* <I told you I wanted to be a Jolteon, silly.> *licks* <Do you like Jolteon? :3>
Rascal: <Zzz...>
With Kim
Kim: I wonder what I should do today...
Blossom: <Let's just take things slowly, Kim.> *rests on her lap*
Kim: Well, it doesn't seem like the others are up to much either. I suppose it couldn't hurt.
Elsewhere
Spathi: *wakes up from his week long nap* <What did I miss?>
edited 26th Dec '11 11:51:48 AM by Hobgoblin