~Route 34, one year ago~
Rascal: *leaps for the faux Flareon* <Gotcha!>
Flareon!Ditto: *leaps up and drives his face into the dirt with a back paw* <Nope~>
Rascal: <Guhh!> *squirms* <Why you!>
Ohm: <Hey! You leave Rascal alone!> *bleats and uses Frustration, tackling at the Ditto*
Flareon!Ditto: *grins widely and transforms into Ohm*
Ohm: <B-baaah?>
Mareep!Ditto: *jumps up, letting her tackle Rascal*
Rascal: *knocked free of the Ditto's grip* <Oof!>
Ohm: <...sorry.>
Fang: <Hey!> *scampers up, baring her fangs* <Cut that out!>
Mareep!Ditto: *transforms into Fang* <Hehe!> *leaps over her as well, only to see Breezy waiting for her*
Breezy: <Haha, I figured you out~> *sprays Sleep Powder at the Ditto*
Raticate!Ditto: *grins widely...before twisting backwards and speeding towards Fang with a rapid Pursuit attack, pulling her out of the range of Sleep Powder*
Fang: <Ugh!>
Breezy: <No fair!> *floats after*
Gaea: *watches the other four try in vain to subdue the Ditto* <Hmm...it seems unusually skilled.>
-Has taken off the power armor and feels, well, like crap-
AU Goldenrod
-Hears the Linoone-
I knew a guy who did that once, but I have no interest in human-Pokemon romantic liaisons.
-Grits teeth in more pain due to the claws digging into my back-
Alright, let's see those elders.
edited 2nd Nov '11 5:38:40 PM by rmctagg09
Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.Flareon!Ditto: *imitating Rascal again, sticking out its tongue playfully*
Rascal: <Grrr...>
Ohm: <What should we do?>
Breezy: <It's so annoying~>
Fang: <I'm gonna bite it!>
Gaea: <Ohm, use Flash.>
Ohm: <Huh?>
Gaea: *smiles* <Trust me.>
Ohm: <O-okay...> *turns around, sticking her tail towards the Ditto* <Close your eyes, everyone.>
Mareep!Ditto: *has changed again* <Hehe~> *turns around to avoid to flash...only to notice Gaea coming towards her with Rollout* <Ack!> *is hit; goes flying before landing on the ground* <Oof!>
Gaea: <Actually, don't worry about it, Ohm. You did fine.>
Ohm: *bleats*
Rascal: <Aww...I would've gotten it...eventually.>
Rex: *comes out of the Daycare, noticing that everyone looks a little dirty* ...And what have you all been up to?
Rascal: <We beat up this rude mon!>
Gaea: :|
Rascal: <...Well, Gaea did...>
Ohm: <I helped!> *bleat*
Rex: *looks over at the Pokemon* Huh...what is this thing? Looks kind of strange.
Ditto(?): *has now taken the form of a tiny, black fox with hints of red here and there* <Guhhh...>
Rex: ...Oh, it must be a rare Pokemon! I can test one of my new Pokeballs on it!
Ditto(?): <!!>
Rex: Maybe not one of the Apricorn ones, though... *pulls out a Nest Ball* This should work! *tosses it at the Pokemon*
Ditto(?): *captured* <...Crap.>
Rex: *checks the Pokedex*
Pokedex: Data is currently unavailable! Unfamiliar species to the Johto region!
Rex: Wow...this thing really is rare!
Ditto(?): *sulks in her ball*
Hi, D-Eh-heh-hesss...
<What happened to her?>
<Who cares?>
<Ugh, you two are so stupid sometimes. She put on Pentigan's hybrid armband.>
<I say again, who cares?>
<Stop staring.>
<I'm not.>
<Yes, you are.>
<Fine, but can you blame me?>
<Are we even into cat girls?>
<Not that I was aware of.>
<Then why is this any different than normal?>
<Maybe it has to do with the Glaceon part of us. Maybe he's reacting to the Espeon parts of her.>
<That sounds like a reasonable explanation.>
<...How long has it been since we've said anything?>
<...>
<...>
<Dammit.>
-snaps out of it, to discover that Katie has been waving her hand in front of my face for roughly ten lines-
What?

Well, maybe you could try moving something? Or telepathy?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!