ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-The Every is abouT to enter Nimbasa CiTy-

-The Every wakes up, finding himself curled inTo a ball-

Ugh....that was weird...

-A Leavanny pokes The Every-

Leavanny: <Are you okay?>

Oh...yeah, I'm fine Nylon. Just blanked for a second there.

-In addiTion To The Leavanny, There are five oTher Pokemon gaThered around The Every. A Reuniclus, a Chandelure, a SeismiToad, a Klinklang, and a Mienshao-

-The Every geTs up and enTers Nimbasa-

edited 30th Jul '11 9:50:10 AM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

ATTENTION. I am restarting the chat server, as Dialga seems to have hit that too.

edit: rebooted. Hope it's happier now.

edited 30th Jul '11 9:43:54 AM by Tangent128

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-in a small house just outside Ecruteak City, a girl bends over a map stretched out on a desk, making neat, precise markings. A Furret stands beside her, watching with his head tilted-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

- In Unova, in the place that was in the original timeline known as Team Plasma's castle... -

- The Liepard known in the original timeline as Artemis looks out over the Unova region, with a smirk on her face -

Artemis: <... Mine. It's all mine! Nya-ha-ha-ha!>

???: <My queen, may I remind you that you are not the only one in charge around here.>

- Artemis turns to face the Mienshao, who in the original timeline was known as Mira -

Artemis: <I know, I know...> (smirks) <Joining up with that Scolipede was the smartest thing I ever did!>

Mira: (bows) <Indeed it was, my queen.>

My fanfic

-I moan-

-I have gotten used to the injuries, but nothing can dull the pain-

-I look around, but cannot see anything in the pitch black cell. I am sitting on a cold stone floor-

-I try to remember how I got here-

-Memories that aren't mine flood my mind-

-I clutch my head, experiencing a headache-

-I then immediately pull my hands back, feeling a stinging pain in them and my scalp-

-I cannot think properly right now. All I know is that I've been in this same cell for months if not years, subjected to brutality on a daily basis from the guards, and that this isn't the world I know-

-But I can think no further. Lack of blood flow to my head prevents that. Lack of blood flow to anywhere except outside my body makes it impossible to stay conscious, either. But the guards will make sure I don't die of it. I'm not scheduled to die until later-

-I pass out-

I'm going for a while. DS, you may control Scolipede for a while if you want. Make sure you elongate his "s"'s.

edited 30th Jul '11 9:50:18 AM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

-Somewhere in Hoenn-

Ugh, what happened?

Aurora:<Beats me.>

Crescent:<Something happened?>

...Did I just hear what I think I did?

edited 30th Jul '11 9:50:34 AM by strawberryflavored

-Somewhere near Azalea Town in Johto.-

...Whoa. Just felt weird for a second, there.

-A nearby Typhlosion gives me a concerned look.-

Typhlosion: <Hey...What's the matter?>

Huh? Oh...I don't know, Cinder. I just feel a bit odd all of a sudden.

-I shake my head.-

It's probably nothing. Come on, let's get to the Pokemon Center. We've had a long day.

Cinder: -Nods.- <Righto.>

-Me and Cinder continue to Azalea Town. However, I can't shake the feeling that somethings not quite right...-

Wait, can everyone understand their 'mons right away, or just the minds/people that got their memories back?

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

We can still understand our mons.

-Is busy reading something inside his house-

Well, visiting Unova sure was fun, though I was alone...like I normally am.

---

-Inside Tagg's backpack-

Helios: -Manages to release himself- <What happened? Where am I?>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-In the tunnels-

<Shaun: "... Ugh... What happened?">

<Vlad: "... Are you guys alright?">

-Notices Iron Marrow next to them-

<Nadia: "I'm fine... Or at least as fine I can be around this hag... But where's Lake and the others?">

<Toothless: "Um... Nadia? Don't turn around...">

<Nadia: "Huh? Why no- AAAAAAAAH!">

-Notices that part of the tunnel has caved in, with Luke's Pokemon nowhere in sight-

-In a panicked tone-

<Nadia: "LAKE! NO!">

<Vlad: "Are you okay?! Can you guys hear us?!">

edited 30th Jul '11 9:58:03 AM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

-suddenly, the girl's Pokegear starts ringing. She jumps and makes a large streak on the map. Looking irritated, she sets down her pen and opens the Pokegear-

Uncle Mike? What is it?

... A colony?

... Yeah, I'll be there in a minute with the maps and pen. What's your nearest mark?

... Got it. See you in a minute.

-she puts down the Pokegear and shoves the ruined map to the side. She picks up a backpack full of already finished maps and puts in a clipboard and pen. She smiles at the Furret and scratches him under the chin-

I'll be back soon Hermes.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

AWESOME! Also congrats to Tangent for kicking off the AU

In a dense forest, near Goldenrod City

-Morning...-

-A young Nidoran♂, cute as they all are, walks out of his mother's flow✦

as he has just heard some silf-pawsteps-

???? — <...Oh?> — yawns — <...I overslept?>

-After checking the pawsteps, the Nidoran starts tidying the burrow for a moment-

-Two other pink-colored Nidoran hop from a ledge and watch the youth come out, all three under the careful watch from a dark-colored Nidorino above the ledge-

Emifi — <Maekrite! Maekrite! Ready yet?>

-Maekrite pops up munching some grass-

Maekrite — <Sorry... had to check everything since mom's out...> — noms.

-The three Nidoran♂ welcome and hug each other, then the Nidorino above speaks-

Hamada — <Well, had to be ar hryant des✦

, with my luck...> — sighs and points horn to the west — <Now let's go, we'll have a hard training session as preparation for today's exploration course.>

All three Nidoran (prancing around) — <Wheeeee~! Exploration!!!!>

Hamada (rolling eyes) — <Ouch... couldn't the Empress send me what, go kill some Pinsirs?>

-As the three kits start frolicking around, randomly battling and playing tag (not Tagg!), the Nidorino tasked to guard them has to make some effort to round up the three of them, and once he's done a couple of minutes later, they all set off to the west-

-Hidden above the trees, a creature watches them go-

???? — <Hmmm... These three, too, disappear from my vision...> — blinks with one eye, then the other — <It's like this entire side of the forest shall... no... I must not jump to conclusions... I must go meet the Everythingness Observers...>

-the creature waits for a moment, then stares directly at the sun and flies away...-

Meanwhile in the Goldenrod Pokémon Center

-A man carrying some documents is climbing the stairs to the second floor, watching to the outside world through a window, when he suddenly stops worried for something-

Silent — Weird... could have sworn I had just heard...

-looks around; there's just the usual activity at this time of the day, plus a police officer making inquiries about the theft of some shining objects in the south side of the city-

— Nah... I can't be going more crazy than this...

-Walks up the stairs and goes to a secluded place to check some diagrams-

Fu fu fu, welcome to the AU!

edited 23rd Oct '11 3:31:58 PM by SilentReverence

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

-Meanwhile, in Greedy Gollet Industrie's Headquarders.....

Greedy Gollurk: <Is my cook finished with supper yet?>

Servant Mon: <Almost, sir! Installing soundproofed walls in the kitchen was a brilliant idea!>

-From the kitchen, the faint sounds of a voice yelling STIR, WHIP, STIR, WHI, WHIP, WHIP, STIR can be heard.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

-in an office tower in Black City sits a girl, poring over a map of Unova and petting a Liepard-

They still elude us. My lords will not be pleased.

Liepard: <So we keep searching. They can't hide forever.>

And when we find them, we show them what happens to those who defy my lords' rule.

Liepard: <Exactly.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Lake: <Urgh...>

-Lake pulls himself up off the floor, having fallen over and briefly lost consciousness during the time wipe.-

Lake: -Rubs his head.- <Ow...Wait, Nadia?!>

-Lake glances around, only to notice that the passageway is blocked.-

Lake: <NO!!!>

-Lake rushes over to the wall.-

Lake: <Nadia! Can you hear me?!>

-Is looking at his map-

I feel like there ought to be a bit more X's, Musashi.

Musashi: <Maybe you're just imagining things.>

Yeah, maybe you're right.

---

Helios: -Flits around- <I feel like the weirdest thing just happened.>

-Looks and notices Torchic unconscious-

<What's she doing here?>

-Suddenly gets jumped on from behind-

<Ah!>

Victini: <Whee!>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-the girls runs outside to a small back yard, where a Scyther, Rapidash, and Quilava are hangingout-

Epona! Uncle Mike called! Mark D13, then look for Eli.

-the Rapidash canters over and the girl grabs her back and jumps up, mounting her quickly. Epona turns and takes off at a gallop into the woods, the girl bending low over her neck and clinging with her knees-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

A young man stands atop the Almian Mountains. He looks out over the ruins of the once great Sinnoh region, imagining the once beautiful landscape, before Cyrus opened the Distortion World and the residents were forced to abandon their homeland. A Ninetales sits dutifully beside him. Five more Pokeballs hang from his belt.

His Pokegear is silent. It hasn't rung in a long, long time. He reaches down, opens it, dials a number and raises it to his ear.

"Wolf. Have you found out anything new? Yes. I was going to head there next anyway. M-hm. I want you to gather as much information as you can. The Unovan Resistance is something I'm very interested in. I have my reasons. Good. Don't let me down...

Steven."

-Click-

(To my team) So now we've beaten the Unovan Gyms! Although for some reason Iris growled at me when we were leaving...must have something to do with her dragons. So what now?

Nylon: <Hmm...>

Seismitoad (Vibra): <Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!>

Yes?

Vibra: <Can we challenge the Battle Subway? Can we, Trainer? Please?>

That's a pretty good idea. (To my team) Any objections?

Nylon: <Sounds fine.>

Reuniclus (Blobble): <Whatever.>

Chandelure (Wraith): <That sounds awesome!>

Mienshao (Whirl): <I shall defer to your judgement.>

Klinklang (Still Gyru): <Sure.>

-The Every heads Towards The BaTTle Subway-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

They can't be talking to me. Humans can't talk to Pokemon.

Aurora:-looks at me with a puzzled look-

-My Poke Nav starts ringing-

-Comes out to deliver Gollurk's soup.

.....Here you are, sir. Kambells's Torkhic Noodle Soup.

Gollurk: <Very good, Joshua......Where is your translation device?>

.....I lost it last week, sir. During that assasination mission. So, why is it that I kan understand you now?

Gollurk: <I do not know. Whatever the case, I sense something wrong with the world. As it threatens the world, it also threatens my money. I am sending you out to investigate this disturbance, and bring an end to it. Whatever it takes.>

Yes, sir.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"

-an Umbreon walks into the room that Mezzo and the Liepard are in-

Umbreon: <Commander Mezzo, Captain Felis. The army is assembled.>

Excellent work, Shadow. Let's go and meet the troops.

---

-a stray Espeon walks past Every and his team-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Musashi: <Maybe we should get the others out.>

Yeah, that might be a good idea and-Wait a second, how am I understanding you? This is weird.

Musashi: <You know what, you're right.>

---

-After calming down from the shock of having Victini jump on top of him-

Helios: -To Victini- <So it's just the three of us?>

Victini: -Nods- <Yup! Well, Snowball was here earlier, but she teleported away once we got here. Something about needing to make sure that Fool would be safe.>

Torchic: <The world outside...it feels...wrong...>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-The Vibra noTices The Espeon-

Vibra: <Ooh! Look! Trainer, look! An Espeon!>

That's a little strange... Espeon aren't exactly common in Unova. -The Every follows The Espeon-

edited 30th Jul '11 10:12:24 AM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Epona stops by a tree with a triangle carved into it, along with the letter F. The girl dismounts and frowns at it-

You're sure this is D13? I haven't been out here for months.

Epona: <I carved every single mark in this forest, this one is definitely D13.>

If you say so. I still don't see why Uncle Mike insists on the weird signs instead of just carving D13—

-she does a double take-

Epona, did you just—

???: Helen!

-she turns around to see a man motioning to her from behind a nearby tree. The girl signals to Epona to stay where she is and walks over, careful to be quiet. Once there, she pulls off her backpack and hands it to him-

There are only 23. Your call made me mess up the last one.

Uncle Mike: Perfectly okay! Come with me, I'll show you the colony.

-he turns and starts walking off, then pauses and releases a Butterfree-

Uncle Mike: Eli, stay with Epona.

-the Butterfree nods and flutters over to the Rapidash. Uncle Mike and the girl start walking again-

edited 30th Jul '11 10:13:11 AM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!