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Fwomph
Sep 6th 2021 at 11:09:28 PM

Lee House, Pokaemart

A Normal Mouse Cashier: Mind? Nah that's not the story there. It's supposed to be his body isn't it?

A Normal Mouse Staffer: I mean yeah that's the script we gave him. Did he go off-script?

-Gale seems to be lurking in the soda corridor, trying to remain out of sight of the staffers-

Hulbury Port

-The wind laughed and faintly at the casualwear Templar's side there was the faint outline of a shorter humanoid-

The wind: My name's Ten-Zero, what's yours?

-The puppets fell still, by which I mean they collapsed, and the casualwear Templar smiled a little-

Templar: ...

-He stares for a moment and just casually dives towards Tritium while holding a common wilderness knife-

Parfum Palace Dungeons

-Gale gives a curt 'hello' wave to Olivia and tries not to immediately spill anything that would imply already knowing stuff about her. Instead she just looks at the passageway exposed by the crate's destruction-

Hm... Be careful guys, there might be enemies down here...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Sep 6th 2021 at 11:35:50 PM

Stormchaser, Percy's Place

-there's a short shuffling-

-the door opens a crack to reveal Percy, who has dressed in her usual many, many layers. Avery, Apple-A-Day, and Mallory are all napping-

Percy: I'm. Doing alright. There's a lot of Gatrade on this ship.

...Do I say thank you for checking in or something?

Stormchaser, elsewhere

Ever: Hmm-mm. Annoying. I'll put out some feelers because...don't ask about the feelers.

To: Land Boss/Sea Boss GC

From: Ever

hey so

keep an eye out 4 someone trying 2 recruit u 2 something called rainbow rocket

Memito, why do you have us in a group chat together?

convenience

To: The Woman With the Mew Tattoo

From: Ever

hey u used 2 be mobius & also illusion yeah

apparently theres someone looking 2 recruit from this universes teams

i know yall technically werent or anything but lets face it u were

so

b safe yeah

To: A Rose By That Name Precisely

From: Ever

hey b aware

theres uh

some1 out looking 4 team leadery people

i know ur not doin that anymore xactly but better safe than sorry

To: The Less Attractive Iri

From: Ever

hey remember when we used 2 work together bc yall were using me as a meat puppet

just thinkin abt that 4 no reason

have a good day tho

-Ever frowns-

Ever: Dead, dead, in the wind, don't care, dead, Neo-Nazi, who even knows...yeah, okay, I think that's everyone I care about.

Got a description of this higher-up?

Wyndon Alleyway, 21st August

Brie: ...Rude. Air Slash.

Ramphyros: <On it!>

-she dives towards Livius, hurling down a blade of wind-

Edited by memyselfandI2 on Sep 6th 2021 at 11:45:58 AM

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
No voice to cry suffering
Sep 7th 2021 at 2:53:54 AM

Stormchaser, Camp Amalgam-Blood

-the words "snickers" and "kindly" don't often cohabitate, but Logan manages-

Logan: -self-effacingly- Nah. It's just how I like trying to be a good neighbor.

Addie: -squirrel chitter- <It's not for everyone! We've had a lot of practice.>

Logan: -smile- And that's real good to hear.

-they're very good at the "attentive listener is emotionally and/or professionally available but pointedly not prying" vibe dance-

Logan: I...honestly don't know where the Stormchaser gets this stuff. Whether or not I complete grocery runs seems kind of irrelevant to the state of her pantry, and no matter what tabs I keep on people, I haven't seen anyone buy in bulk...does she steal it from other universes? ...make it herself...?

Addie: -shrug- <Random useful item generation's a feature not unknown to Mystery Dungeons.>

Logan: Right, but we don't know how those work, either.

Addie: -having skittered up the wall, giving a conduit a pat- <By far the friendliest we've ever seen, though. Definitely.>

-one or both of them may be listening to the hum of electricity through the ship's workings-

Logan: -peek- ...oh hey, the squad's all here.

No mind to think. No will to break.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Sep 7th 2021 at 8:49:23 AM

Knotted Forest, past

Channah: Well, does your Sense indicate any of these paths then?

Jack: -hurls a snowball at the Articuno, but it falls short and hits him in the face- <Shouldn't have skipped arm day...>

Channah: Something tells me I wouldn't like these mystery dungeons.

Parfum Palace Dungeon, past

Kamon: -peers in the passage, then shrugs and goes through-

Big Savings: -gives Gale a long look before following the others-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Sep 7th 2021 at 9:11:17 AM

Stormchaser, Kai

Jade: Uh, her name is Kai. She's got brown hair, a Rainbow Wing, very enigmatic, hard to get a read on... Very persuasive voice though.

Swift: <Too persuasive.>

   School Trainwreck   

-Upon seeing the gun Ein's eyes widen and with a good amount of struggle he wrenches himself free of his current assailants and refocuses his Crunch on said gun-

Parfum Palace

-The group emerges in a darker, danker part of the dungeon-

Olivia: <I think we might be in the castle dungeon... Dungeons smell like... This place smells, right?>

-looks around-

<I feel like a good hurry is in order. Is there a way out of here nearby?>

-There are noises coming from a slot in the wall-

???: Ow! Knock it off!

Contact Me!
Sep 7th 2021 at 9:33:12 AM

Defiant Wing - Mess Hall

The Captains stared at Gale as they entered, before being seated. Seeing Roxy they tilted their heads as she waved with a big friendly grin. They sat down as Captain Grant stepped in.

"We are here to discuss something important, the fate of the Federation," Silas said standing before them.

<That concerns us how?> Kanako asked.

"I doubt the Psychic Supremacist Rebellion would be any nicer," Roxy pointed out, "We need help."

~The Federation needs help,~ Hacks corrected, ~We need all the assistance we can get. We're headed to the Last Stand and we have the blueprints to the Rebel Flagship.~

Vali Hospital

The computer beeped, and before Kitbash's eyes came hundreds of medical records, detailing variations, mutations, and so much more... true it wasn't anywhere near the old records the Guild had on its servers but it was more than enough to get stabilized for now.

Unfortunately several more Lightwave Grunts came charging, this time with Medichams and Energy spears.

"A gimmick," Delta said as Lightwave spun around to knock Dracula off of them, they had no desire to get drained by a vampire.

It was then that Lightwave realized they had left their back open to Delta... and a searing heat overtook them, as Rodan appeared and fired a mighty flamethrower attack. Delta stood on and watched, head tilting ever so slightly.

King's Ransom

"Then I shall take 15-17," Dr. White said. The Dealer nodded and started the spin.

"Correcting for vectors. Please wait," Rosalinde would hear.

The wheel spun and spun... slowing as, "Vector corrected. Congrats Commander," would be heard in her ears.

It landed on Twenty. The Dealer nodded, "Winner is Rosalinde."

Dr. White laughed, "Oh my, first win? Lucky one aren't we?" He eyed her with a jovial smile, "Tell me. What do you want to know?"


Kincade sighed, "So, the ship? Soviet?"

"да, Hurricane Class. Was part of experimental series," Dimitri answered, "Is currently part of business."

"And the young lad over there?" Kincade asked.

"Heir to family, currently not very invested."

"Aaaaaaaah..." Kincade noted, "Well perhaps if he saw my Knights at work."

Dimitri quirked a brow, "Really?"

Kincade turned to Ivan, "Oi, Lad! Interested in seeing the Freighter?"


As the mysterious woman headed to the Casino, in her ear she'd hear.

"Captain has the pieces in place, our Lt. Commander is on her mission clearing out chaff. Get into the backrooms of the Casino however possible, grab what intel you can from there."

The Pen grinned as it manifested wearing a tuxedo holding a martini, Spy work, lotta fun. So, how do we wanna get into the back area? This Warehouse stuff is gonna be fun to mess with.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
Sep 7th 2021 at 10:12:59 AM

Lee House Pokaenathema Store

"Look, I'm familiar with how those places operate," Kendall started. "That's his mind. I don't care what the script says, or if that's how he sees himself. That's his mind. Done, period, end of discussion."

"...What." Kamui breathed.

Parfum Yet Darker

"Hm?" Kendall turned to look at the faint noise, reveling in the dark somewhat before navigating through the shadows he could feel to try to get closer to the noise.

"Y'all hear that?"

Edited by AbsentCoder on Sep 7th 2021 at 10:13:08 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Sep 7th 2021 at 10:34:13 AM

Parfum Palace

Me: I hear it, Kamui-sama.

Evelyn: The question is, who's there?

Lee House

Evelyn: So I wasn't seeing things... Was I?

-Evelyn psychically grabs Ian by the collar and lifts him into the air. She then starts shaking him violently.-

Evelyn: PLEASE TELL ME I WASN'T SEEING THINGS!!!

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
No voice to cry suffering
Sep 7th 2021 at 10:47:48 AM

Fallen Train Car

Freshman!Molybdenum: No.

   Hiro: -quiet- Draw your own conclusions from this.   

Freshman!Molybdenum: No! You're lying!

-she and her Blipbug spit another Infestation, at Hiro, this time—and Hiro doesn't resist-

-he doesn't bother to hide his wince as they burrow beneath his skin and angle for nerves-

-nor the way his gaze slides to Ein as he dives behind him...and very much decides to trust-

-Molybdenum's watering eyes have taken on a glow of their own, now-

Antimony: -shading her eyes- What...what are you doing to her?

   Hiro: -folding his hands, pained- Helping.   

Antimony: -clenching fists—her Darmanitan clenches her fists- Well—stop it!

   Hiro: -still...so quiet- They don't care about you, you know.   

-Antimony-Darmanitan let out a scream of rage and dive forward, wild haymakers blazing-

-Hiro takes one step back, extends his arm to the side, and incinerates Owen-


-...well, Owen's a Porygon-

-Porygon are Normal-type-

The Infestation: -hisses-

-those bugs are not-


-the Janitor, naturally, is deterred from shooting a man in the back by being attacked by a very large semi-robot dog-

Janitor: -frown- My, what a mess you're making.

-but Ein may find himself once again staring at the ceiling, the world—and his muscles—gone painfully topsy-turvy-

Janitor's Inkay used Foul Play!

Inkay: -bloop-

Janitor: Go on! Git! No pets allowed aboard!

-and the Janitor shoots the dog-

Edited by Asterisk395 on Sep 7th 2021 at 1:51:10 PM

No mind to think. No will to break.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
Sep 7th 2021 at 12:17:28 PM

[Venice] Casino, July

Ivan: "If this 'Freighter' is worth seeing. And seeing as how I can tell you're not the kind of person to waste my time...da, show me this Freighter."

Mia: "Ohmigods, Ivan, don't be so mell-oh-dra-ma-tic! I'm gonna go enjoy the place while you attend to...buisness."

-She winks seductively, pecking Ivan on the cheek as she heads over to a blackjack table.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Sep 7th 2021 at 2:02:03 PM

   School Trainwreck   

-Owen comes to, and blinks-

Owen: What... What happened? I glitched out for a sec...

-The bullet doesn't hurt Ein that much. Bullets aren't that effective on Pokemon, they have to deal with way worse than bullets during the course of friendly competition, let alone life and death battles like now.-

-The Foul Play, on the other hand...-

Ein: <URK>

-Is sent careening back toward Owen-

Owen: HEY!

-Sends out his entire team-

"Alright, you asked for it. Let it loose guys!"

-A barrage of attacks is aimed at the School folks-

Parfum Palace

-Through the slot in the wall, shadows can be seen-

-Shadows of a hound with piecing fangs-

-Of a Rabbid Whismur being bent and folded by some strange power from said fangs-

-And a strange writhing shape loudly and angrily prote4sting all the while in a very familiar voice-

Olivia: <What did you see? Nothing terrifying I hope...>

Contact Me!
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
Sep 7th 2021 at 2:34:58 PM

Parfum Palace

Kendall turned to look at Olivia, sighing and shaking his head.

"An origami Rabbid getting mangled by some crazed mutt," he summarized, cracking his knuckles and fading into the shadows.

Kamui facepalmed and used her other hand to light a flare, snapping her fingers to do so.

Kendall had vanished, his voice faintly coming from the room with the Rabbid.

"Put him down or so help me!"

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Sep 7th 2021 at 3:36:51 PM

Knotted Forest, past

Galarian Articuno: -Mockingly laughs at Jack'd snowball attempt-

-To Channah-

Some are more complex than others.

-Sensing-

It's not the right at least.

Ginny: -Starts moving down the center path- <Gotta show I'm not dead weight, I've got this...>

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Sep 7th 2021 at 3:41:58 PM

Knotted Forest, past

Jack: -annoyed bunny growl- <Grr, I'll get - Huh? What's Ginny doing?>

Channah: When in doubt, center route...

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Sep 7th 2021 at 5:37:02 PM

Knotted Forest, past

-Ginny has picked correctly, for as we move forward the other paths turn into ever more gnarly thornbushes-

Muddy: <Excellent work Ginny.>

-Looking around-

<But I don't think we're done here yet.>

-There are multiple Articunos, and what seems like hundreds of paths, their mocking laughter filling the air-

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Sep 7th 2021 at 6:18:59 PM

Defiant Wing - Sept 7

Khan looked about the vessel, <You know I have never paid much attention to this place. I felt it was odd with the cosplay and such... what exactly is your job?>

"Captain Silas Grant of Team Asimov, Frigate Captain. Technically we do cargo jobs for the company, mostly ferrying Satellites into and out of orbit," Silas responded sitting down at the couch of the Lounge.

Roxy nodded and sat down, "Well, that's what we do officially."

"Oh right, there's all the J-Team stuff, being the liason to PEFE," Silas added.

Khan tilted his head, <Right... and you guys go to the launch site and take a rocket there?>

"No we fly this," Roxy answered.

<... Excuse me?>

Muggy came up and started wiggling, <Why do you think my name is Muggy?>

<Quite frankly I thought it was because you had an obsession with porcelain cups meant to hold hot beverages... Why is your name Muggy?> Khan continued.

<It's because I want to give hugs, on the moon! Moon hugs!>

<Hugs... on the moon...> Khan stated, realizing what he had gotten into.

"Yeah, we can go to the moon. We've gone several times," Roxy noted.

<YOU CAN LAND ON THE DAMNED ''MOON?!> Khan shouted.

"Yeah... not that unusual for us, it's kind of normal now. Heck we are the fastest ship to Mars thanks to all the upgrades, at least I think we still are," Silas responded, "Bishop had some alterations made after a particular incident wrecked it. I don't know if he's been honest with me about all the upgrades."

"Surprises for another time Captain," Bishop said with a intent of smugness in his tone.

Khan was staring, <Y-You are capable of interplanetary travel??>

"It's not the most unusual thing. Really it's just my niche, the rest of the J-Fleet is capable of I think traversing universes, the Stormchaser is sentient and an eldritch location as it has hallways far longer than it's measurements suggest," Silas said, very nonchalantly for himself.

Khan blinked, and started to ponder what insanity he had entered into, <So... only your vessel can travel to Mars?>

"Well the others in Asimov can, I'm just the fastest. From Earth to Mars, 3 days. Though I suspect it may be even faster now," Silas said eying Bishop.

Despite lacking a mouth, Bishop was giving a very concerning smile.

"Part of it is alien tech, favors, and experiences, but really exploring the Solar System is kind of boring without everyone else there and I'm under orders to not screw up our development," Silas stated, "The rest of the ships in Asimov can only reach Mars under current fuel considerations, and even then it takes them a few weeks depending on where Mars is in the orbit of the sun."

Khan blinked, <...We're going to need to talk about how blasé you all are being about this...>

~Trust me, you get used to it,~ Hacks noted.

<No... no you don't... Get me out of this helmet and I'll continue to insist that no you don't!>

Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Sep 7th 2021 at 6:28:47 PM

Knotted Forest, past

Channah: Uhhh. Even if I had all my Wobbs I don't think there'd be enough to check every one, heh. These paths aren't, like, an illusion or something, are they?

Gwen: -flaps her wings faster in an experimental Defog-

Channah: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work.

Parfum Palace Dungeon, past

Kamon: -eyes widen at the sight through the slot, then even more at Kendall's vanishing trick- Oohh. Useful, that.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Sep 7th 2021 at 6:42:13 PM

Stormchaser, Percyplace

Percy: Uh, yeah. They sleep, I don't. Shouldn't you?

I guess you're being an okay neighbor? Are you doing okay? Running into Adelinde can be worrisome.

-a Rotom face peeks out of the camera at Addie-

Aware: <Hi!>

Stormchaser, Jadeplace

Ever: ...

...

._.

...

Cool. That's fine.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Sep 7th 2021 at 7:02:02 PM

Knotted Forest, past

-To Channah as Gwen's Defog doesn't really change much-

I think my powers are about back to normal now, I can...

-Cue Aura Sense-

The one on the far left.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Sep 7th 2021 at 7:06:38 PM

Knotted Forest, past

Channah: -looks left- Uh, which - Oh, that one? Okiedoke. -starts heading that way- So many thornbushes.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Sep 7th 2021 at 8:15:52 PM

Knotted Forest, past

-We end up in what can be best described as a room where a disgruntled looking Galarian Articuno is glaring at us-

Galarian Articuno: <Ugh...>

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Sep 7th 2021 at 8:18:34 PM

Stormchaser, Ever Zone

Jade: "...You OK?"

Parfum Palace

-from inside the gap-

??? 1: <That was the last of them...>

-Kendall voice-

??? 2: Who was that?>

??? 1: <Probably just her again... We should leave.>

=A door next to the gap starts unlatching-

Olivia: <Oh no... Hide!>

Contact Me!
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
Sep 7th 2021 at 8:45:16 PM

Parfum Palace

Kendall abandoned the Rabbid in peril, rationalizing that he was not going to bother with something that would definitely be more at home in darkness than he was.

As the entrance opened, a body wreathed in the shadows cast on the wall remained flat against it, invisible and observing as silently as it could.

Kamui followed Olivia's advice and returned, shaking away her flame once she saw Kendall's outstretched arm holding her Great Ball.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
MasterJayAM Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 7th 2021 at 10:11:05 PM

Hulbury boardwalk

Tritium: One. I am Number One.

Tritium looked fearlessly at the humanoid of short stature surrounding what she knew must've been the templar after them. She tried to keep her composure; she knew what the Templar wanted was her. It was a quiet resignation.

The templar may feel strangely faint, even as he lunged forward. Whatever that feeling may be might be drowned out by something else, as her waterfowl protector had decided to take matters into his own hands. He had used knock off on the templar's arm, fully intent on disarming the menacing figure. Not long after, he strikes at the templar's head with an exceptionally large allium.

Dinner: <So uncivilised. You're not taking anyone today, mate.>

If the strike wasn't enough to take the weapon away, it may very well slip from his grasp as it's pulled by a force that was recognizably telekinetic. It was coming from the direction of a charging mamoswine, specifically the familiar-looking figure riding atop it.

If the templar were acquainted with Ferrum, he'd swear he looks like him. Was the glory hound out to kill steal? Who can say? He was coming in fast.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Sep 21st 2021 at 7:30:36 PM

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
Sep 7th 2021 at 10:20:15 PM

Castelia City - August 17th, 2021, 12:30 P.M.

Qrow: <We should call her off.>

Shaun: "Why?"

Qrow: <Morally, this is wrong. You're not a criminal yet, kid->

Shaun: "I am, actually, just not one anyone wanted to stop before-"

Qrow: <She's possessing someone, a huge newscaster, on live T.V.>

[[gray: Shaun)]: "No one volunteered a better idea."

Qrow: <Need I be pragmatic, not even Orpheus is watching the news at 12:30 on a Tuesday.>

Beowulf: <...you have a point...>

-Shaun sighs and gestures to Beowulf.-

Beowulf: <She's not even there. She had to duck into someone's shadow.>

Shaun: "Why?"

Beowulf: <It...seems we didn't account for people simply ignoring your opposition to aid. Jessica is in the city.>

Shaun: "..."

Thanatos: "You're too deep into your plan to back out."

Qrow: <That's a sunk cost fallacy.>

-Shaun shakes his head.-

Shaun: "There's over a million people in this city. How are we going to do this?"


-Elsewhere, a coatless-Orpheus, temporarily seperated from his Heart, wonders the same.-

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Sep 8th 2021 at 8:51:27 AM

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

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