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OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 26th 2020 at 7:30:35 PM

Evelyn's Camp

Kim: "Is it Jigglypuff?"

Corphish: <It is!>

Kim: "Alright." (she looks up, only to find that it is now dark) "It's getting a bit late, and there's still something I want to do that I haven't done yet. Should we play one more round?"

Corphish: <One more? Doubleplusgood!>

Kim: "Okay, then. Last one."

Corphish: <Fightkirbpoke.>

Kim: (thinking to self) Just wait until they see what I've got planned... also one more word would have made the whole thing too obvious.

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
Jan 26th 2020 at 8:08:47 PM

Phantom Thieves Meeting

Elizabeth: "Lesser of two evils. The enemy of my enemy is my ally. You're sexy and I'm imagining the same thing Corrin does with the Robins."

Christina: <Also...you're Rose's shadow, technically. You're part of her.>

"Hold on/Stay tough/Be strong/And hit stuff"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jan 26th 2020 at 8:20:33 PM

Abandoned HQ, December 2019

-To Paula-

You already know mine, we basically had this conversation already more than a year ago.

Wild Area

-Slightly confused-

You're sure there's nothing wrong?

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Fwomph
Jan 26th 2020 at 8:29:38 PM

Wild Area

-With the wild child settled down with all her Fighting friends, Gale goes back to checking on the curry and soon enough it was ready-

Alrighty, let's see how this turned out.

-The curry is... Basic. That isn't to say it's bad, just that Gale used just the basic curry supplies she got from the Trainer section at the Mart so it lacks both an interesting main ingredient and also doesn't contain and flavoring berries. It's just a well-made, simple curry-

Operations HQ

I am well aware of what you are and what you have done.

-He nods and goes back to writing, eventually getting a small device from his bag and plugging a wire into his phone-

-It kinda looks like a Gameboy Printer except modern-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
BittersweetNSour Dark Wings Rise Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Dark Wings Rise
Jan 26th 2020 at 8:43:44 PM

Abandoned Operations HQ

-Corrin chokes on the coffee she's definitely had this whole time.-

Corrin: -cough cough cough- E l i z a b e t h ? ? ?

-Paula's smirk slowly widens, and she gestures lazily at Silas.-

Paula: This guy gets it. I like him. Keep me in check, guys, you never know what I'm gonna do. Anyway, just lemme know when you've got that calling card, and I'll get it to the good doctor ASAP, 'kay?

-Rose clenches her fists, then sighs and lets them go slack.-

Rose: ...If this is happening, if you're going back in my head, there's a few loose ends I need to tie up first. Before the point of no return.

Paula: Oh, sure, sure, whatever you gotta do. Just remember that you can't run away from it. Seriously, that's the name you chose? Runaway?

Rose: I won't. I'm not backing out of anything. I just... need to talk to some people.

what if horses were persistence predators
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Jan 26th 2020 at 11:02:38 PM

wild area

BB: Look out! Move!

-The Alolan sandslash manages to dart out of the way of most of the flare blitz, but is hit hard with the earth power.-

YB: Ah, Hoenn. What a pleasant place.

BB: ~Slate can probably only last a few more turns at most, but we can probably still do something.~ You thinking what I'm thinking?

YB: Course I am, I can hear your thoughts. Sandslash, gyro ball!

BB: Sandslash, metal burst!

-The Sandslash rolls into a ball and rolls quickly at the Solrock, whilst the Alolan Sandslash releases shards of metal, powered up by the previous attack, also at the Solrock.-

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Jan 27th 2020 at 12:32:25 AM

Abandoned Operations HQ

"I don't know you, so I didn't exactly trust you to begin with, but I trust Rose enough and it seems like it's just.. easier this way." Daydre shrugs.

".. Oh right I needed to pick out a codename didn't I"

Wedding, Past

Daydre takes the drink and gives it a tentative sip.

Courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Jan 27th 2020 at 1:44:12 AM

Wild Area, at a particular camp site

Matthew: I'm serious, though! Mega Stones, Z-Crystals, Synergy Stones, you know what it all comes back to? Rocks! It's proof that Rock is the absolute best type!

Lily: If you say one more thing about rocks I am going to Rock Smash your face.

-Kyle adjusts his glasses-

Kyle: Well technically, he does have a point. I wouldn't be surprised if this 'Dynamax' phenomenon was also related to stones.

Matthew: See, see? You get it! That's why we should be going to the mines right now.

Jenna: We're not going to the mines, we're just going to look around this area. Now go to sleep.

Matthew: But don't you want one of the new things?

Jenna: I just watched my daughter from the future fight a god. I want my life to be normal again.

Wild Area, Icicle Crash crash site

-somewhere far away from the Crescendos' camp, another set of siblings is looking things over-

Forte: Why is there a giant bird perched on our ship?

Fortis: Oh my gosh the big birdie came back!

Dynamax Rookidee♀: -chirp-

-Fortis runs toward the ship, and is immediately grabbed by Mezzo-

Mezzo: We are not getting closer to that until we know what it is.

Fortis: I know what it is, it's a pretty birdie!

Rookidee♀: <This is a good nest.> -chirp-

Pianis: I'm with Piano on this one. I see some kind of strange energy coming off that thing.

Forte: So... how do we get it off the ship?

-Pianis shrugs-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
redneckphoenix No Longer Allowed In Finland Relationship Status: Desperate
No Longer Allowed In Finland
Jan 27th 2020 at 4:09:04 AM

Wild Area

-Apollo and Artemis spin, almost as fast as the Sandslash. With the combined energy of their Psychics, they stop the metal in mid-air.-

Apollo: ~In space, one must have a strategy to avoid being hit by space junk. It can pick up enough speed to cut through a space station like butter, you know.~

Artemis: ~But unlike space stations, which use alloys of very light metals, Steel is very heavy. Once Steel starts to move, it's hard to stop it.~

-Apollo stops Levitating, dropping out of the path of the attack. Artemis places the shards of metal, arranged like a spear, in the path of the Gyro Spin.-

Apollo & Artemis: ~IN SPACE, NOONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM.~
-Meanwhile, Ivan takes this opportunity to reach out to the Chimecho's Aura and urges it to wake up, pouring a Heal Pulse into it.-

Edited by redneckphoenix on Jan 27th 2020 at 1:02:16 PM

I'm not a part of your machine. I am the machine.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Fwomph
Jan 27th 2020 at 4:21:06 AM

Operations HQ

-Pent nods and taps his phone a little and the printer-like device... Is actually a printer yes, because it prints out a business card sized piece of cardboard printed on one side with a logo amid discordant red and black. With quick fingers he grabs the card and checks the side opposite to the logo without showing anyone-

Nope, that came out wrong, let's try that again.

-He gives a goofly little chuckle and puts the in-some-way-wrong Calling Card away in his jacket pocket before tapping at his phone some more and printing off another Card that he checks and puts out on some table or something that presumably everyone is standing around or near-

Alright there's the card. Anyone got any other business before we actually get rolling? Oh! Right remember I wanna have a talk after this meeting, Runaway.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
DarkerShining from Norway Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Jan 27th 2020 at 6:55:11 AM

Route 2 - Earlier

- DS tries to help Linnéa and Ray get Linnéa's camera back from the Nickit that stole it -

- While the group chases after it, a wild Yamper joins in the chase -

Linnéa: Hmm?

Wild Yamper: <I wanna play too!>

- The group eventually manages to corner the Nickit -

Wild Nickit: <...!>

Ray: All right, now we've got to get the camera back...

DS: I have an idea. Just give me a moment...

- DS pulls out her laptop and quickly retrieves a certain Pokémon from storage -

Wild Yamper: (barks at the Nickit)

Wild Nickit: (growls at the Yamper, still holding the camera)

Ray: (to DS) Did you get what you needed?

DS: (holding a certain Pokémon's pokeball) Yep.

- Before the Pokémon has even been sent out, the Nickit notices the camera it was holding a moemnt ago is missing -

Wild Nickit: <Huh? What?>

Swindle: (pulling the camera out from Hammerspace as soon as she's sent out) <Ha! You've got a lot to learn, little fox!>

Wild Nickit: <How did you even...?>

- While the Nickit is distracted, DS takes the oppurtunity to throw a pokeball at it -

- Once the pokeball stops shaking, the Yamper runs over and grabs it, bringing it back to DS -

Wild Yamper: <That was fun! What should we play next?>

- DS returns the camera to Linnéa -

DS: Here you go!

Linnéa: Thanks for the help!

DS: So... (looks at the Yamper) Do you want this one, or should I catch him?

Linnéa: Oh! Um...

Wild Yamper: (looks up at the Pokémon trainers expectantly)

Linnéa's Sobble: <... I'm not that good against electric types, but if you want...>

Linnéa: ...! (nods) Okay! Let's give it a try!

My fanfic
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Jan 27th 2020 at 7:23:40 AM

Evelyn's Camp

Me: Fight... kirb?

Evelyn: Sounds that way...

Me: Well... whatever Pokémon it is, it looks like Kirby...

-*Beat*-

...whatever Kirby looks like...

-Ian has an Imagine Spot of what a "Kirby" might look like... first imagining a pink puffball with red feet and a big appetite... then imagining a chibi girl with light blue hair, black clothes and a big appetite... Then shakes his head because he does not know.-

Evleyn: Hey... I think I might have seen a Pokémon like this...

-Evelyn checks her Pokédex.-

Evelyn's Pokédex: Falinks, the Formation Pokémon. A Fighting type. The six of them work together as one Pokémon. Teamwork is also their battle strategy, and they constantly change their formation as they fight. Five of them are troopers, and one is the brass. The brass's orders are absolute.

Evelyn: Is it Falinks?

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Jan 27th 2020 at 10:42:59 AM

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Jan 27th 2020 at 9:39:35 AM

Wild Area, Crescendo camp site

-Kyle looks around, then pauses-

Lily: What is it?

Kyle: ...This place has the ugliest trees I've ever seen.

Lily: ...

-...-

Lily: Oh my dear Arceus you're right. Those things are hideous.

Kyle: Hey Jen, can we—

Jenna: No.

Kyle: I didn't even finish!

Jenna: We are not starting a forest fire just because of some weird trees.

Kyle: But look at them!

Lily: I'm with Kyle. We should burn the place down.

Wild Area, Icicle Crash crash site

Fortis: I'm the birthday girl so you have to do what I say, and I say I wanna catch that birdie!

Mezzo: Fortis we are not— Ow!

-Mezzo recoils as Fortis hits her with an umbrella-

Wild Area, a little earlier

-Mezzo presents Fortis with a blue umbrella-

Fortis: Oh my gosh!

Mezzo: Happy birthday. I figured you could use one of these. If anyone tries to creep on you because you're 'legal' now, give them a good smack for me. And I guess you can use it to keep dry too.

Fortis: Thank you Piano!

Wild Area, Icicle Crash crash site, now

Mezzo: I didn't give you that so you could hit me with it!

-Fortis is already running straight toward the Rookidee and ignoring anything else-

-Forte sighs-

Pianis: So, are we going to help her?

Mezzo: I guess we have to.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
No voice to cry suffering
Jan 27th 2020 at 10:14:34 AM

The Cafe Where Tragepie Comerpie Caterdy (It's A Nice Day For A, Lepidoptera Wedding)

-however visibly Daydre drops the line of inquiry, Pippy lets out a little sigh of relief, slight untensing approximately equally not-visible-

-Vee, on the contrary, just keeps chewing on her pie and her thoughts-

Vee: -chew chew chew-

Megan: -dazed, contemplative- Yeah, I didn't expect...yeah-

-ordinarily, there'd be this whole fuss, internally, about implict versus explict meaning, accidents of habit and the establishment of boundaries thereof, what do-

Pippy: <...>

Vee: -chew chew- <...>

-but due to prompt clarification, Megan's internal monologue is rapidly pared down to a much smaller set of essentials-

Megan: -internally- she wants to hold my hand

-differently dazed, externally- Oh no no this is nice!

I'm good for however…! c:

-you can just see Pippy's internal fistpump-

Really good. Uh.

-involuntarily smiling, brushing some hair behind her ear- Wanna order anything else? It's on me

Postwick Town, Wedding

Megan: -looking down at her everything- Oh my gosh

Pippy: -clattering up- <aaaaaaa don't stretch your collar>

Megan: -taking off her shoes- I wanna see!

Oh how does this work...

Pippy: -sweatdrop- <It's magic!!>

Megan: Yes but what kind

Vee: -mrgh- <Fairy magic.>

Pippy: <Uh, he said alchemy...?>

Megan: -endlessly curious, wiggling her toes- Does metal stop it?

-outstretch- C'mon, c'mon, hold my hand!

Pippy: <...>

-he taps his wingtips together-

-tink tink tink-

-and experimentally, curious despite himself, Pippy places his claws in her fingers-

-more soft Eevee pets-

Logan: -humming gently, to Merlin- So, what's your take on all this?

-they gesture, feyly, to the small, dangerous fox in their lap-

-the nimbus of light around them shifts a few shades to "ethereal", and courtly constellations trace themselves in the air-

-they wink, and it's warm like spring-

Addie: -having drunk the same drink, pops up onto the bar next to Logan, softly singing something strange-

Vee: -eyes her, until Addie gives a perfectly normal wink, and she relaxes-

Wedgehurst

-two clad in Blue and Yellow are here-

(-...one apiece, they don't have matching outfits-)

Megan: We should get matching outfits.

-they did get cleaned up at the Pokemon Center after the bout, which was a bit hard to explain-

Logan: -whistles, giving her a weird look- It's a good thing people-fights and messy Pokemon-fights end up looking pretty indistinguishable.

Megan: -shiver- That Ineedee gave me the stink-eye.

Logan: Indeedee.

Megan: What?

Logan: They're called Indeedee.

Megan: ...are you sure?

Logan: -headtilt- Don't you have that Pokedex? I'm pretty sure it comes with a pronunciation guide, not just cries...

Megan: -defensive- ...the regional package isn't done downloading.

-they walk past a Berry stand, where a green-haired customer seems to be haranguing the hapless shopkeep-

Logan: ...did you start downloading—

Megan: Yes! I think!

Logan: -blank stare- …

Megan: -ininscrutable- …

-a red-jacketed man walks in the other direction, eating Cheri Berries from a paper tin-

Megan: okay no

Logan: -pats her arm-

-and they make their way down the road toward Sonia's Laboratory, speaking no more of stuff forgotten-

Wedgehurst

Logan: wait :D

Megan: ...huh?

-and they spin a hundred and eighty degrees and pull Megan back the way they came-

Edited by Asterisk395 on Jan 27th 2020 at 2:22:57 PM

No mind to think. No will to break.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:24:57 AM

Wild Area, past

Channah: Yeah, I feel fine. I think. Maybe I just spaced out for a bit.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:30:15 AM

Evelyn’s Camp

Kim: “Is it Falinks?”

Corphish: (claps claws together) <It is~! Doubleplusgood!>

Kim: “Alright, then.” (she smirks) “That’ll be enough for tonight. It’s getting dark out and I’m almost ready to go to sleep.”

Sinatra: <Yeah, I’m getting pretty tired, too.>

Geddy: <Should I sing Rivendell again?>

(All of Kim’s Pokemon laugh, except for the Corphish who looks on in confusion.)

Corphish: <“Rivendell”?>

Kaylan: <It’s a song by [Rush].>

Corphish: <...[Rush]?>

Elton: (stunned) <YOU DON’T KNOW WHO [RUSH] ARE?!>

Corphish: <No.>

Elton: <Are you serious?! You seriously have no idea who [Rush] are?!>

Kaylan: <They’re only the greatest band of all time!>

Corphish: <Are you sure...?>

Paul: <He does have a point. What you think is the greatest band of all time may not be what he thinks is the greatest band of all time. You know, it’s subjective.>

Elton: <Well... that is true...>

Dio: <Enough about [Rush], guys— I am pooped!>

Freddie: (whimpers)

Dio: <What? I’m just saying I’m tired.>

Freddie: (sighs with relief) <Phew...>

Kim: “Yeah, I’m getting tired, too. Let’s sleep out here for the night.”

Corphish: <Y-you’re bedding out here? What about me?>

Kim: “Don’t worry, Corphish. You can come, too.”

Corphish: <Plusgood! Thank you, comrade!>

(The Pokémon get ready to go inside the tent. Meanwhile, Kim taps Ian on the shoulder, smirking.)

Kim: “I have a plan.”

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:35:56 AM

Evelyn’s Camp

Kim: “Simple. I’m going to surprise Dio...” (she reaches into her bag and pulls out the Razor Fang) “...with this.”

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:39:46 AM

Evelyn’s Camp

Kim: “I’m very sure. I’m going to sneak this into the tent while Dio is sleeping, and when he wakes up, he’s going to be a Gliscor. He’s going to be ecstatic.”

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:44:13 AM

Evelyn’s Camp

Kim: “...what do you mean?”

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:46:03 AM

Evelyn’s Camp

Kim: “...about as sharp as a Gliscor’s, why do you ask?”

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Jan 27th 2020 at 11:46:09 AM

Wild Area, Icicle Crash crash site

-Fortis throws a Pokeball at the Rookidee-

-which bounces off harmlessly, but catches her attention-

Rookidee: <Hey! This is my nest! Back off!>

-she flaps her wings, and blows a stream of air toward Fortis-

Fortis: Eeeek!

Pianis: Well, looks like we're fighting this thing now.

Pianis sent out Icecap!

Icecap: <Something you need, darl— oh dear.>

Pianis: You could say that, yeah.

Mezzo sent out Felis!

Felis: <What the hell. Why.>

Mezzo: Don't panic. It's a bird, you're a cat.

Forte sent out Icicle!

Icicle: <Hey! That's my ship!>

Rookidee: <No way! I found it first!>

Fortis sent out Aeropolis!

Aeropolis: <Whoa! That's big!>

Fortis: Uh huh, but I'm still gonna catch it!

-the Rookidee flaps her wings, then throws a burst of air toward Icicle-

The wild Rookidee used Max Airstream!

Icicle: <You get off there right now before I— Eep!>

-Icicle is sent flying away and crashes on the ground-

Icicle: <Oww...>

Forte: Holy crap!

The wild Rookidee's speed rose!

Mezzo: Okay, we are ending this right now.

-Mezzo taps her Z-ring and poses, but nothing happens-

Mezzo: Wait, what?

Pianis: Told you there was something strange going on. Icecap, Blizzard this thing.

Icecap: <Right away, darling.>

Forte: Hey Icicle, same thing.

-a pair of ice storms blast the Rookidee, but she stays standing-

Forte: What? That hardly did anything at all!

Pianis: I'm starting to think this may have been a mistake.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

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