Wedding Zone

-Some folks I forgot to mention were here:- Seishirou and Fuuma are taking care of the desserts-

-They're watching the wedding now though-

-Anyway Ammy goes up to the altar and stands next to Umbra-

Umbra: Well. This is it.

Human!Ammy: Yep!

Umbra: ...Wait, who's officiating?

-It is then a portal opens on the altar, and Giratina steps out-

Giratina: <Me.>

-Ammy grins again. Umbra's jaw drops.-

Wedding Zone

- Eli manages to bring Rouge and the Grookey over to DS and Ray -

Rouge: (sees Giratina) <Whoa! What's that!?>

DS: (holding and petting Rouge) Oh, hey. It's Giratina.

Rouge: <... You know that Pokémon?>

DS: (nods) Yeah.

Ray's Grookey: (smiling) <Cool.>

Linnéa's Sobble: (staring in stunned silence)

Wedding of Goddess and Ghost Lord

-Ian and Evelyn almost fall out of their seats in surprise and amazement as Giratina appears, with Hatty almost falling off of Evelyn's head and Piku-chan just falling backwards.-

Me: -thinks to self- Giratina... The Renegade Pokémon... A Dragon and Ghost type Legendary Pokémon...

Evelyn: -thinks to herself- It is said that this Pokémon had been banished for its violence and silently gazed upon the old world from the Distortion World, where common knowledge is distorted and strange...

Evelyn and I: -think to ourselves- To think it would appear here to officiate a wedding... I will never forget this day for as long as I live...

Altar

"Dafuq." Gail, Sylveon and Colton chorus under their breath.

<Whut,> The Pichu Bros. chorused before the elder paused.

<I smell treats,> he said before running off, leaving his brother to follow him.

"Why the hell is Giratina officiating?" Colton asked no one in particular quiet enough someone might hear.

"Don't ask me!" Sylveon seethed.

"I wasn't!" Her trainer defended.

Wedding Day- Giratina’s Entrance

(Upon seeing Giratina enter, Kim and her Pokémon all glance up in shock.)

Kim: “My *god*...”

Paul: <T-that’s not your god... that’s Umbra’s god...>

Dio: <This wedding... is being officiated... by GIRATINA HIMSELF?! AWESOME~!>

Kaylan: <I-it’s really him... Giratina... the leader of the Distortion World...>

Geddy: <...I never thought I’d see this with my own eyes...>

Sinatra: (dead silence; he just stares up at Giratina in shock)

MEANWHILE...

(The Scorbunny and the Sobble suddenly notice Giratina’s entrance. Upon seeing the leader of the Distortion World, the Sobble shivers in fear and tightly clings on to the Scorbunny, who meanwhile is looking up at it in awe.)

Scorbunny: (awestruck) <Whoa... Giratina...! I’d heard legends about him, but I would have never thought he would be officiating this wedding!>

Sobble: (panicked and teary-eyed) <G-G-G-Giratina himself is... o-officiating this?!> (clings Scorbunny tighter) <I knew this wedding was haunted...! I don’t want to look! W-what’s going to happen?! W-what’s Giratina going to...?!>

(He doesn’t say anything more. In moments he is on the ground and having a panic attack. The Scorbunny sees this and cries out in panic, then runs up to the shivering, terrified Sobble.)

Scorbunny: <GAH—! S-Sobble! A-are you alright?!>

Sobble: (hyperventilating)

Scorbunny: <Y-you’ll be okay! Come on!> (he massages his back) <B-breathe... come on... i-it’ll be okay...>

(The Sobble is so panicked, he can’t look and doesn’t breathe. Instantly, the Scorbunny’s face turns purple with fear.)

Scorbunny: <Oh Arceus no... no-no-no-no-no— w-what in the world am I going to do now...?!>

Tanten: "Wonder what Pokémon that is."

Wedding Zone

-Pent is mentally running through the archetypal wedding script in his head. He reaches a specific line and flinches...-

Ur: <Oh, the exile! That makes sense.>

Postwick, wedding

Channah: --pushes tentacle away- Well then.

Big Savings: < f r e s h l y p e e l e d >

-oh-

-the peoplemon present, they've seen Legendaries-

-they've fought Legendaries...for a given definition of "fight"-

Logan: -hand instinctually going to their Styler, in a hidden pocket-

-but one they grew up hearing stories of, in the flesh, undiminished-

-uninjured, untwisted, unbroken, exuding a pressure-laden presence-

-there's really only one thing to say-

Megan: -tremble- Giratina.

-recognition, oath, and invocation all in one-

-that's efficiency-

Vee: -pupil blown wide- <...>

<I. I w a n t t o f i g h t.>

Megan, Logan: -pressed back into their seats- NO!

Vee: <Not now! That's be rude!! Sheesh!>

-still, she eyes the god with open longing-

Postwick

-Aspen noticed a Sobble and Scorbunny watching the wedding in distance. She went over to them-

-Notices Sobble passed out- "Umm... Are you ok little guy?"

Wedding Day, yesterday

-Suddenly Giratina-

...Figures.

Umbrammy Wedding

"Hey I wonder if Giratina had to get ordained at one of their own temples?"

He shifts a little.

"So whose taking whose name?"

Wedding Day- Postwick

(The Sobble does not respond; he's on the floor, still shivering, panicking, and hyperventilating. The Scorbunny, meanwhile, hops up to Aspen, looking over Sobble nervously.)

Scorbunny: <Oh, thank goodness! You need to get someone, quick! Giratina showed up, and all of a sudden my Sobble friend is on the floor having a panic attack! I- I tried to calm him down, but that didn't work! He- he's still panicking!>

Sobble: (is still having a full-blown panic attack and hyperventilating) <G-Giratina... he... he's g-g-going to... he's going to...!>

-Tanten stands up, hardly even bothered by the Pressure, and walks over to the Sobble. He crouches down and rifles through his Berry Pouch.-

Tanten: "Let's see..."

-He mashes up a Cheri Berry, a Wepear Berry, and a Kasib Berry into a paste, and rubs some on the Sobble's forehead.-

Tanten: "Cheri to help move the muscles, Kasib for the ghostly presence, Wepear for the anxiety... this should calm you down."

Postwick

-Aspen petted the Sobble gently-

"Your so emotional, your kind of like me even."

Jenna: What the hell.

Lily: Awesome!

Jenna: Why can't this just be a normal wedding?

Roxy jumps a little in shock from her seat, Silas however is more or less used to the weirdness by now... though he swears he can hear Knight laughing at him. He just sighs, "Of course he's getting this."

Roxy blinks, "How are you not weirded out?"

"After all I've seen... done, and experienced. I've just learned to expect the weirdest things ever. The only thing on my list weirder than having a literal god officiate a wedding is if a giant dog mon named Pidge appeared and officiated it while slobbering over everyone."

Wedding Day- Postwick

(The Scorbunny breathes a slight sigh of relief— then looks over at the Sobble. He's still hyperventilating and still shaking.)

Scorbunny: <Either it hasn't taken effect yet, or the berries aren't enough...>

Sobble: (panicking)

MEANWHILE...

(Hearing all the commotion coming from behind, Kim suddenly gets curious as to what is going on, and stands up from her seat.)

Kim: "W-what the—? What in the world is going on back there...?"

(Curious, Paul and Geddy float up to her.)

Paul: <What's wrong...?>

Kim: (turning back) "I have no idea, but there is absolutely something going on back there."

Geddy: <Do you want us to check it out?>

Kim: (thinking for a few moments) "Well, considering that I haven't had much time with you yet... sure. Geddy, you can come. The rest of you, stay here."

(Paul nods, and so do the rest of Kim's Pokemon.)

Paul: <Good luck!>

Kim: "Thanks!"

(She exits.)

EVENTUALLY...

(Kim soon approaches the two Pokemon, with Geddy standing by her side, and when she sees the Sobble scared and panicking on the ground, she gazes at him in sympathy.)

Geddy: <Oh, no...>

Kim: (rushing over to him) "Oh my gosh, are you okay?!"

Scorbunny: <Okay?! He- he's the furthest thing from it! He saw Giratina was officiating the wedding and began to have a panic attack! I'm pretty sure he thinks Giratina is going to kill him...>

Kim: "Don't worry. I'll get help as soon as I can." (She looks up at Aspen and Tanten.) "Thank you so much for staying with him in the meantime."

(Kim promptly scoops the Sobble up in her arms and starts running off to go get help. Geddy and the Scorbunny follow.)

Geddy: <W-what are you going to do?>

Kim: "Don't worry. I know just the person to call for a situation like this."

(The Scorbunny lights up.)

Scorbunny: (immensely relieved) <You do?>

(Kim nods, then.)

Kim: "Ian?!"

Scorbunny: (beat) <Um... who?>

Viridian City Hotel, MMO Space:

"'What's school, is that a human thing?'" Travis echoed in a half-assed tone before laughing to himself. "I swear some of the people who play these games take pretending to be a Pokemon too seriously. Funny as hell though. Some people would say school's fun, but I always thought it was a stupid waste of time. Too dumb for AP courses, yet regular classes were too easy."

Travis's Grovyle would stare into the darkness of the cavern ahead of the group before finally saying,"Looks like we're going to have to charge in there blindly. Maybe we'll get lucky and find some lanturns or other mons that know flash and use that against them."

Wedding Day

-Ian hears Kim calling for him, he can tell it is an urgent matter, so he snaps out of his awe-induced captivation and looks over, seeing a small Water-type Pokémon suffering what seems to be a panic attack. Not wanting to miss too much of the wedding, Ian considers sending a small Psychic/Fairy-type representative to assist in the case and pulls a Poké Ball off of his belt...-

Me: -looking down at the Ball, he whispers- Okay, Raru... Get out there and help that poor Water-type...

-Ian gently rolls the Poké Ball to wear Kim, the Scorbunny and the panicky Sobble are and when the Ball gets there, it opens and out comes Raru.-

Raru: <Don't you worry, Ian sent me to help. Dr. Raru is in the house! So what seems to be the problem?>

The Wedding- Postwick Town

Kim: "I found this Pokemon having a panic attack on the floor."

Scorbunny: (hastily) <He saw Giratina come in and all of a sudden...>

(He gestures to the Sobble, who is still shaking and hyperventilating, but looks slightly less panicked.)

Scorbunny: <I think the berries are working a bit... that's good...>

Kim: "But they won't be enough."

Scorbunny: <He says the wedding ceremony is haunted...>

Sobble: (panicking, hyperventilating)

Postwick, The Wedding

Raru: <Giratina? Where?>

-Raru looks around and sees Giratina standing... er... hovering before the bride and the groom.-

Raru: <Huh. For the life of me, I almost didn't notice...>

-Raru then turns back to the hyperventilating Sobble, looks down and devises a plan.-

Raru: <I have a plan. Scorbunny... Can you hold Sobble in place? I want to see if my lessons with Ammy (Hikari) can help us here...>

Wedding Day- Postwick

Scorbunny: (cheerfully) <Oh! Sure thing, chap!>

(He promptly holds the Sobble in place. The latter is still panicking.)

Postwick, Wedding Day

-Raru takes a deep breath to gather his thoughts before focusing his attention on the hyperventilating Sobble...-

Raru: <Scorbunny... I would advise against having your eyes open for this...>

Wedding Day- Postwick

Scorbunny: (shrugs) <Alrighty, then. Not sure as to why, exactly, but...>

(He closes his eyes.)

Geddy: <What's going to happen...?>

Kim: "No idea, but he says it came from Hikari and Rever, so..."

Geddy: <...who?>

Kim: "I'll explain later. For now... let's see if this works."