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Routeferret Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Jan 8th 2020 at 2:31:51 PM

The Stormchaser, Ian

Milagros: Of course I’ll join! That said, where are the rest of your band?

Safari Zone, Kanto

Caddicarus and his two Pokémon would be standing just outside the Safari Zone. Caddy would be wearing a blue and white jacket.

Caddicarus: Okay, are you two ready?

Slaughter: <Yep!>

Salvage: <Mmhm.>

Caddicarus: Great! Let’s go.

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Jan 8th 2020 at 2:51:19 PM

Stormchaser, Ian

Me: Oh. They're right this way. Follow me.

-I start heading back to where Kim and Evelyn are-

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
OPALGARNET16 Priest of the Temple of Syrinx from Nighttree, New Jersey Relationship Status: Abstaining
Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Jan 8th 2020 at 2:56:02 PM

The Stormchaser

(After a few moments of waiting, Kim eventually turns and sees Ian walking towards her and Evelyn, with someone else in tow. She smiles.)

Kim: "Ah! Ian! There you are!" (she walks up to him) "I was waiting for you and-" (she sees the other person) "who is that?"

Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅
BittersweetNSour Dark Wings Rise Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Dark Wings Rise
Jan 8th 2020 at 4:47:31 PM

Amarin House

-Kai giggles, and steps forward past the Designated Megan And Daydre Romance Zone in order to deliver the gift.-

-It is small, about the size of one's hand, and wrapped in plain blue, with a purple ribbon around it.-

what if horses were persistence predators
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Jan 8th 2020 at 4:50:07 PM

Island Zone, Revy Kin

-all good things must come to an end, as must mediocre family movie nights-

Amanita: So. What'd you think?

Revy: I have a lot of questions, mostly. How do they trap the people in the box, and what would I need to make it happen?

PEFE!Every: Believe me, I asked the same.

Brie: -sigh-

Revy: It doesn't quite work like tha—

Revy: Kid, you gotta get over this whole downer thing you've got going.

-he yawns, and stretches-

Well, are there any more of those? If it's quick, I could get through them before I leave the island.

-Brie gives Ever a quick glance-

-oh, they're asleep-

-she pokes them in the ribs-

Ever: Nf?

Brie: Revy says he could watch the rest of the movies before leaving.

Ever: Rest of what movies? I'm not sitting through Breaking Equity again.

(Amanita: Is that what it's called?)

Brie: Rest of the movies.

Ever: Oh.

Brie: Can't that something you can do something with?

Ever: What

Revy: What are you two talking about?

Ever: Brie's overestimating me.

-Brie just sort of sighs-

Ever: Revy.

Revy: Yeah?

Ever: I mean, uh, ancestor Revy.

Revy: What's up?

Ever: Same game plan when you leave?

Revy: Yeah. Why would that change anything?

Ever: Hmm. What's your stance on romantic comedies?

Revy: I understand the words coming out of your mouth, but I don't understand the point of them, exactly.

Ever: Movies. But instead of being about...uh, violence, they're more about...relationships. Peaceful moments.

-Revy stares-

Ever: -sighs-

Revy: I meant, more there anything more like what we just watched. With the pirates, and the attractive people. I liked the pirates and the attractive people.

Ever: Okay, yeah, I guess the fun bit's over. What a failure of diplomacy.

Revy: So, you are going to try and stop me, hmm?

Ever: Zekrom knows I don't want to. You sure you don't want to stick around?

Revy: I'm sure. Going to stand aside, or do I have to make you?

Ever: -sighs, looking up at the sky- I tried. Let the record show I tried.

Revy: Stand aside, now.

Ever: Nah. Brie?

Brie: Quick turnaround.

Ever: You know me.

Revy: Hey! Don't think I'm just going to stand by and watch!

Ever: Won't you now?

Revy: Don't give me that. I know you didn't pull anything. I was watching you the whole time you were asleep on my shoulder.

Ever: Yeah? How carefully were you watching Pleth?

-Revy reaches for her belt, and finds it empty-

-and a few feet away, Pleth leans against a boulder, dangling three Pokeballs on vines-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Jan 8th 2020 at 4:51:44 PM

Amarin Party

-Alli snickers again but sits back for present-delivery-


-Julius continues flailing-

-Magnus continues shooting sticky Sludge Bombs-

Final Shell

-A swarm of Rabbids overtake the Fanatic-

-An Alliance ship carrying the Enforcers fires a Multi Type Beam on the Fanatic-

-The onslaught is a Lot for the Fanatic-


   The Fanatic:    H̼͖̗̙͘o̻̯͖͉̻ͅͅw̴͈̗̫.̳͚͙̬..̧̥ͅ ̯͈̞̭͘H̙̙͖̫͇͚̖͘o̟̺͜w̢̥̬͉̙.͉̘͇.̩̳.͠ ̧̺̥̳̜I̞.̪̪̫͍͉̮̟..̛̟ ̤̱̭Ạ̭̜̺̹̳͖͢m̷̫̜̖̹̪ ҉͉̜̻r̦͠i̷̘̞̹̭̖͈g̗̯͖̯̖͎̣h̨͔̰̗̗t͏͇̯͉͍.̸̮̯̞͓.̮̪̰̙̗̭͢.̩̦̩͍̻̞

Gudrunn: No. No you're not.

-A bunch of Rabbids raise her up-

Like I said, you're a toxic influence.

-She raises a hand-

You know what we do to toxic influences?

-Obscura wells around her-

We cut

-The Nexus powers her-


-Eternatus energy collects in the Obscura-


Gudrunn used Max Darkness!


-The Fanatic finally CRACKS open-

-A humanoid figure is breifly visible inside-

-Then He turns to dust and exits from the portal from whence He came-

-The portal closes-

-There is silence-

-All is calm-

-Then Gudrunn collapses-

Contact Me!
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:25:04 PM

Final Shell

-There's silence for a few seconds as I let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding-

...So it's over then.

-Drops to the ground not too far away from Gudrunn out of exhaustion-

Good job.

Wanderer: Well there's cleanup to do...

Judith: -Dusting herself off- But for the most part it is, over, yes. That said, we have a major complication.


Wanderer: Plan A was that we argue for leniency by pointing out that Izaya was the one responsible for most of this and manipulating Dr. Univyse and have him go to jail. However...

Judith: -Pinching the bridge of her nose as Alliance soldiers start landing to hold the Final Shell- Your group's actions culminating in Izaya getting sent to God-knows where means that's no longer an option. Now, this whole crack in the multiverse thing is far bigger than your local multiverse cluster, and someone is going to have to answer for it.

Muddy: <Well this sucks.>


You're telling me.

Edited by rmctagg09 on Jan 8th 2020 at 8:30:11 AM

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
AspenKarch That Blind Gamer from Earth Relationship Status: Chocolate!
That Blind Gamer
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:29:05 PM

Fanfic Raid Aftermath

"D-did we do it? Is it finally over?" -Aspen notices a Houndor!Gudrunn collapsed on the ground. She quickly withdrew Nessie and Tesla, who returnd to normal size and form and rans over to the Houndor- "Poor thing. Are you okay? Exhausted from that battle are you?" -She pets it gently on the head-

Edited by AspenKarch on Jan 8th 2020 at 7:29:20 AM

You will give me an egg!
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:38:59 PM

Final Shell

-Pent slowly drifts down, still with those burning wings (however the sword has outright melted down to the hilt)-

Well perhaps perhaps that would not have been a problem if a singular Legendary didn't perform a coup-de-grace without any chance for anyone to note that it's a super bad idea.

-He tosses the useless hilt aside and takes a glare at noone in particular-

But of course, maybe if you all approached Izaya with a level of professionalism and took them into custody instead of going for kicking him then we wouldn't be in this situation, yes?

-His eyes are glowing orange by the way and honestly he's just got a very fire aesthetic right now-

But if you want to pin judgement on someone just use Ivo. Whatever. He broke the sky in the first place and originally intended to fuse the multiverse so yeah if you are just going to leave Izaya out in the multiverse with no supervision and thus free to dramatically return some day you might as well pin the blame on the egg boy.

Final Shell, Meanwhile

Tibalt: Huh, that was pretty cool yeah.

-He flinches and turns around quickly but can't see the scales that brushed past him-

Apophis: How disappointing, it didn't turn into anything edible. Just dust and nothing more

Daev Jons: You can think about your gut later. We need to check if anyone's hurt.

-The assorted steel skulls and fainted Aron scattered around the battleground let off little popping sounds as they turn into... Cards? The same happens to the pair of Juggernauts and a few other weird contraptions Asher left laying about the battlefield. With a lucky gust of air the cards return to her and fly into the sack on her back where another cascade of pops signifies them turning back into inert objects-

Asher: Rest well.

-The figure in white at the edge of the battle whispers something to the cosmonaut. Haliskandr starts walking over to gather the other accursed, there was some things to discuss...-

Edited by Pentigan on Jan 9th 2020 at 1:11:13 AM

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:48:49 PM

Spacequest 2

Des maneuvered his mech around to fire upon some drones when he saw Nightingale flying through space. He inhaled sharply at the sight of how extra Pent was.

He spoke over the comms.

"Gale hot. I mean, Gale coming in hot!"

Amarin Household

Des gave Logan a wink.

"Shdon't worry. You are a -hic- good. I'm shtil lookin' for my white hatch. I'm plannin' on takin' dat league shallenge on Galar. How bout you?"

Edited by PhilosopherStones on Jan 8th 2020 at 6:05:42 AM

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:51:49 PM

Final Shell

Dr. Multiman: I know how to reverse the portals! But...

-glances at Pent and sighs-

...I will suffer any consequences necessary.


Leeya: Gudrunn!

-The Enforcers rush from one of the Alliance ships to Gudrunn, Rabbids parting to make way for them-

Sora: Well this sucks. We barge in and it's too late!

Gina: Easy, easy, she's not dead. ...Is she?

-Gudrunn's eyes flutter open-

Zumi: -squeals- She's not dead!

Reina: The Fanatic. Is he dead?

Gudrunn: ...He's not dead. He'll be alive as long as his mysterious patrons do what they do.

-She smiles weakly-

But he won't be bothering this world for a long, long time. If ever.

-Voyd and Mahina finally split-

Mahina: <La!>

-She goes to tend to him, joined by Ilya and Heracles-

Voyd: <Man that was awesome.>

-Twirls their Z-Crystal in their claws-

<...Wish I could do it again...>

Edited by Umbramatic on Jan 8th 2020 at 8:53:00 AM

Contact Me!
AspenKarch That Blind Gamer from Earth Relationship Status: Chocolate!
That Blind Gamer
Jan 8th 2020 at 5:56:33 PM

Fanatic Raid Aftermath

-Reacting to Gunruun's eyes opening- "Oh, good thing you're not dead."

-To Gudrunn's Fanatic comment- "Good."

You will give me an egg!
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:00:35 PM

Zone Island, Kin Revy

Revy: Ugh. You're useless.

-Revy winces, and glances to Ever, who shrugs sympathetically-

Revy: I sort of trusted you, you know.

Ever: And I trusted you. Wouldn't have fallen asleep otherwise. But practicality is practicality.

Revy: Whatever. At least I have one kid who hasn't yet let me down. Every!

PEFE!Every: Hm?

Revy: You've got all those Dunsparce. Mind giving an old man a hand? Or...drill?

-he shoots a lazy grin at the Dunsparce Legion, who have broken formation and are curled up in a pile-

Nadia: <—no, I'm just saying that a V-formation actually wastes some space. We could stack.>

Felicity: <I thought this was a date! Can we not talk work?>

Erasmus: <We're all here. What kind of date would that be.>

Nadia: <Hey, back off, Erasmus.>

Diego: <Yeah, can you not cross Nadia while I'm in the splash zone?>

-PEFE!Every gives the Legion a long look-

Brie: Don't you dare...

-Amanita jabs her in the ribs-

PEFE!Every: (coolly) Obviously I am not going to do that.

Revy: What?

PEFE!Every: Do you think that just because you've been moderately nice to me, I'm going to overlook your treatment of people who aren't of use to you?

Revy: Obviously? What else would you do?

PEFE!Every: ...

Brie: When did she acquire basic empathy?

Ever: I can only assume when we weren't looking.

PEFE!Every: That said, I don't really have any personal stake in standing in your way. I don't actually think you can make much of a difference in the world.

Ever: There it is.

PEFE!Every: But I suppose I should probably help my cousins.

-Ever and Brie disguise their sighs of relief as coughs as PEFE!Every turns to glare at them-

PEFE!Every: (turning back to Revy) You're on your own.

Edited by memyselfandI2 on Jan 8th 2020 at 6:07:08 AM

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:14:40 PM

Fanatamax Aftermath

<... That was satisfying, but...> Helmsman trailed off, the Samurott starting to doze off before he returned himself.

<Yeah, I don’t want to do that again,> Ammy agreed, returning herself as well.

<... I guess this is it. This is our last chance to go home,> Roy sighed, sharing a glance with Caliburn.

<But... should we?> Caliburn asked. <I mean, it’s been fun, but...>

"I'll support whatever decision the two of you make," Colton said to the two of them. "Although, I can't speak for Koyasa."

At the mention of his son, Roy flinched and returned himself.

Caliburn looked up at Colton, almost sweating.

"... I'll leave you to decide on your own," he decided, handing Caliburn a Sliding Scale Choker as he began to wander aimlessly.

His mind was racing in so many directions, he needed to talk to someone to focus them.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Jan 8th 2020 at 7:39:11 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:19:46 PM

Final Shell


Back in my day when we beat Glitches we killed them for good, but I guess this thing's more like an Izanami.

Wanderer: -To Multiman- Then I'd suggest you get a move-on, the quicker you do this, the better a position you'll be.

-A ship comes out of what appears lands and a being that could be best described as a humanoid albatross (Not that most of those gathered would know what one was) dressed in officer's clothing starts walking towards the group, flanked by infantrymen-

Oh boy, here comes the brass, better get ready.

Guessing that guy's your boss.

Judith: Well, one of them. That's Admiral Diomedes, commander of the Alliance 1st Fleet.

Tyto: <...That is one weird looking Wingull.>

Edited by rmctagg09 on Jan 8th 2020 at 9:29:49 AM

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:24:58 PM

Final Shell

-Ian slowly descends and changes back into his normal form as the battle finally ends-

Me: W-We did it...

-smiles- We actually did it...


-At that self-same moment, Ian collapses. Exhausted, but happy-

Me: Ha ha ha... -phew- I'm gonna love being a member of the J-Team...

-The red aura surrounding Piku-chan, Oshawittle and Raru fades away as the three Pokémon shrink back to their normal size (and form).-

Piku-chan: <That was awesome! Let's do it again!>

Oshawittle: <I'll always be for an adventure!>

Raru: <That was the best battle ever!>

Piku-chan: <So far...>

Raru: <Yeah, you're right. There's more adventure to be had out there... Who knows just what the future will bring...>

Oshawittle: <Aye... but you've gotta admit, that was awesome!>

Evelyn: Ha... ha... We did it! We saved the world!

Kako: <Not just the world, Evelyn...>

Mirai: <We helped save the Multiverse!>

Evelyn: The whole Multiverse, huh?

Hatty: <Yeah... It's kinda exhilarating, isn't it? Millions of other worlds in universes not our own... And we helped save every last one...>

Evelyn: So that means we're like superheroes now...

-Axon breaks free from his ball-

Axon: <Most likely, Evelyn.>

Evelyn: Thank you guys...

-Evelyn sees Gudrunn and walks over to thank her-

Evelyn: Thank you so much for dealing the final blow to that thing... I'm Evelyn. And you are?

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
AspenKarch That Blind Gamer from Earth Relationship Status: Chocolate!
That Blind Gamer
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:29:57 PM

Raid Aftermath

-To Ian "Same."

-Aspen took out her Pokėball's containing her team- "Thank you guys. Thank you." -She puts them back.-

You will give me an egg!
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:46:07 PM

Final Shell

-Multiman nods and starts using the remains of the Final Shell to build a machine-

-His family comes in to help-


La: <Rrgh... Did we do it?>

Mahina: -smiles- <Yes. We did.>

La: -smirks- <Heh. Good.>

Ilya: <Can you get up?>

La: <Yeah, I...>

-He does so-

La: <Man, I got control of my body back, but it's not my body... I wonder if I can still.>

-He shifts into this human form-

Heracles: -snarls-

La: Whaddya mean "at least I'm not ugly?"

-Mahina and Ilya laugh-

-The Arctozolt comes up to Pent-

Arctozolt: <You OK man?>

Contact Me!
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Jan 8th 2020 at 6:55:50 PM

Final Shell

-Perhaps entirely because there is some kind of bird-person around, Pent continues having his flaming wings out as he glances at the Arctozolt-

Disappointed, but OK. Today has been a bit of a trial.

-He takes a moment to recall Ur-

These Wanderer folks seem to have halfway decent coordination at least.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Jan 8th 2020 at 7:16:34 PM

Kin Island, Revy Zone

Revy: -sighs- As per usual.

Ever: Examine that in yourself.

Revy: Ah well. I'll be going now, then.

Brie: No you won't!

-she takes a ball from her belt-

You don't have a team!

Revy: Oh...Amanita?

Brie: Brie!

Revy: (to Ever) I thought you were Brie.

Ever: I'm Ever, she's Amanita, she's Brie, she's Pef.

Revy: She's Every. Have some respect for your family.

PEFE!Every: I'm still not helping you.

Revy: Oh. You don't need to.

PEFE!Every: I'm not going to.

Revy: That's good, because I don't need your help.

PEFE!Every: ...You don't have it.

Revy: Thank you. It's not required.

PEFE!Every: Fuck off and die.

Revy: ^_^

Ever: Want the first shot at him, Pef?

Revy: Every.

Ever: Fuck off and die.

PEFE!Every: He's right about that bit.

Ever: Eh. Want the shot or not?

Revy: Yes, by all means, take it.

PEFE!Every: ...Sure. But not because you told me to. Legion, Ancientpower.

Ever: Ancient Power.

PEFE!Every: Ancient Power!



Ever: I can't help but notice an absence of any deafeningly-loud sonic blasts.

Revy: Strange.

PEFE!Every: ...What did you do?

Revy: {Nothing much.}

Ever: ...Oh, that's not good.

Edited by memyselfandI2 on Jan 8th 2020 at 7:18:23 AM

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jan 8th 2020 at 7:36:50 PM

Final Shell

Admiral Diomedes: -Upon getting closer it becomes clear that he's at least seven feet tall- Report.

-And the Wanderer Corpsmen's body language subtly shifts as they take on a more serious demeanor and immediately salute-

Wanderer: -As some Izaya loyalists are being led away with their hands up in the background- Sir, the Fanatic has been defeated, but Izaya Orihara, the main cause of all this, was sent away before we could properly secure him.

Admiral Diomedes: -Neutral voice while glowering directly at Multiman- Commander, you know as well as I do that for the crimes Mobius has committed upon the multiverse, someone has to answer for these transgressions, and despite whatever role Orihara had to play, Univyse was still Mobius' leader. How did that even happen?

Wanderer: I was waylaid holding back a translated Heartless while Franklin and Thomson had to deal with Red Talon. They managed to escape while we had to fight the Fanatic. According to our sources on the ground the J-Team decided to take revenge on Izaya before an outside party warped him away.

Admiral Diomedes: ...This is indeed a mess, we'll have to send people to the likely places that he ended up.

Judith: -Stepping forward- Permission to speak, sir?

Admiral Diomedes: Permission granted, Franklin.

Judith: We feel that a final judgement should wait until the Univyses finish their machine, his actions created this mess, he might as well fix it. He's one of the few who could fix it.

Admiral Diomedes: Very well, I'll allow it, but then Dr. Univyse will have his reckoning.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Jan 8th 2020 at 7:49:20 PM

Final Shell

-It is around that time Multiman presses a button on the newly-built device-

-A beam erupts from it, which splits into an innumerable amount of beams-

-The beams enter the multiversal rifts-

-And proceed to close every last one of them-

Dr. Multiman: ...Well, that's that. Me and my family fixed it. Do what you will with me.

Arctozolt: <That's something I guess... I gotta get back to my Trainer in Circhester... They're probably worried about me.>

Contact Me!
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Jan 8th 2020 at 7:58:05 PM

Final Shell

Yeah, I gotta... Think on some stuff. And then it's Christmas so yay.

-He shrugs and watches the rifts close-

I guess I'll look you up if I'm ever in town...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jan 8th 2020 at 8:06:24 PM

Final Shell

Admiral Diomedes: You'll have to give me a moment, before we move forward I'll need to speak with the Council, but I will take all this into account.

-Activates a holo-projector-

A few minutes later

Admiral Diomedes: -To Multiman- Following counsel, these are the terms. Your house arrest shall be meted out on your homeworld, its location to be determined. If you are willingly found elsewhere in the multiverse, especially outside of the Pokémon section, you will be seeing the inside of an Alliance prison for a very long time. If you were to try anything, we will know. In return, most of your employees save for the "Izaya loyalists" shall be pardoned and may live their lives as they see fit. The question now is just where you'll be held, Univyse.

-Speaking up-

Well, my organization's headquarters is secure enough for something like that.

Not to mention he wouldn't be the first criminal scientist to be shacked up there.

Admiral Diomedes: -Looking between the Wanderer and I- There's two of them... Very well, Dr. Univyse's sentencing will be carried out at this "PEFE HQ". Please make sure he doesn't slip through your grasp.

What about the Final Shell?

Wanderer: The Alliance will scour the base for anything useful before handing the temple back to the Knuckles Clan, and I'm sure we'll be leaving a garrison behind to make sure no one attempts to use this world for their own plans.

Edited by rmctagg09 on Jan 8th 2020 at 11:06:54 AM

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
No voice to cry suffering
Jan 8th 2020 at 8:07:17 PM

Final Shell

-Eternatus dangles overhead like an ominous, spiky uvula-

Thespi: <A uvula in the throat of the multiverse, from which all the other songs were sung; this song in disruption has started anew, its—ah!>

-and Tripod presses a magnet to the back of her head-

-gold overwhelms crystal, which ceases distorting silver-

Ceal: -un-hallucinatory-trance- <...mrgh?>

Tripod: -beeeee—-

Thespi: -Thespi-cadence- <You don't need to narrate anymore, silly. Battle's done.>

Thespi: -dismayed- <Wait, really?? I missed the whole thing?!>

Tripod: <...>

Ceal: <...>

Thespi: -chuckling- < what I would say, if I hadn't literally just narrated the whole thing.>

-giggle- <Heehee. It's thrilling, being the conduit of all those words, y'know?>

Thespi: <Not really.>

Thespi: <No no no, I mean—y'know, your songs, Ceal's messages, my this!>

-expansively- <I live for this, y'know?>

Thespi: <I know.>

Ceal: -rolling his eyes- <You're very descriptive.>

Thespi: <Right?> ^_^

Ceal: -moving ahead- <I liked that little history bit. "Between this moment and itself"?>

Thespi: -pulling herself off of Tripod's magnet- <Thanks! It felt appropriate, y'know?>

Ceal: -keyscratches- <Can't really remember the context, though...>

Thespi: <Don't worry! I'm gonna retell all of this later.>

Ceal: <I didn't expect anything else.>

<Oh, hold on, though—>

Ceal: -glance up- <We've still got work to do.>

-Ceal sings up a cloud of fizzy foam, Thespi calls the winds, Tripod takes hold of the Ultra Space's odd magnetic fields-

—-they raise their keys as the rifts all seal, beams of light spiraling upward to join them—-

-and they soar up toward the giant fist in the sky-

-meanwhile, a group of humans and Pokemon face the end of the end of the worlds with grace and dignity-

-they immediately simultaneously collapse onto each other, and onto the ground-

Abilene: Speak for yourself, some of us retain some self-control.

Hiro: Are you not currently laying across us, right now?

Abilene: Don't get your truth in my dignified falsehood. Besides, someone's laying on me.

Megan: Sorry. I can—

Abilene: Don't move, you'll aggravate something. Again, possibly me.

Megan: -relieved- Okay.

-and they let out a collective sigh-

Megan: Oh!

Hiro, it's been awhile!

Hiro: That's the truth. You look—

-glancing at Megan- ...about as severely maimed as you usually do.

-Megan snorts, tears and also blood dripping from somewhere-

Vee: <Hey here—>

-she dives in and starts transferring Aura from the Nexus to wounds-

Abilene: Hey hey, two cases of terminal Aura deficiency is enough to deal with here, I don't need to experience it personally.

Vee: -wriggling- <'m careful, 'm careful.>

-but she takes some of Abilene's really uncomfortable poultices and through their medium continues applying life force-

-long, uncomfortable minutes—ah, the joys of being alive-

Megan: ...this is it, huh.

Abilene: ?

Megan: The bad guys've been defeated, the sky's gonna be fixed.

The multiverse's gonna be sealed off.

Logan: ...

Megan: I met the J-Team right after the sky broke.

Hiro: No kidding?

Megan: Yeah, I was in Alola and poof! I was in Unova.

Hiro: ...huh.

Megan: Oh wait, you're from there, right?

Hiro: Yeah. I've followed J-Team activities about as much as seeing news about them every now and then—the last time they stayed awhile back home, the sky broke open then, too?

Megan: ...

-sitting up- Really?


-but then sitting up hurts too much, and she falls down, which also hurts- oof

Vee: <Hold still!>

Megan: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hiro: -unperturbed, waving a hand- Wasn't as big as this, though. Lots of dreams running about.

Megan: -staring at the sky full of Eternatus- The J-Team came to Sinnoh one time and suddenly it was like a bunch of months later. I think we all died?


Abilene: does everything just go to shit any time the J-Team goes anywhere?

Megan: Maybe?

Hiro: What I've seen seems to suggest that, yeah.

Megan: ...

...hey, Logan, didn't you say something happened to where you're from, with the J-Team? I think you told me a bunch of times, but.

Logan: -blink- Oh. Uh, yeah.

Abilene: Something up? I expected you'd be thrilled that we're all back here, and not killing each other.

Logan: Yeah, uh. I just remembered—I should probably see what's going on, facilitate, make sure that that's not a second apocalypse about to kill us all.

Megan: ow. :c

Hiro: Responsible.


-they hurry away-

Vee: <Hey! Get back here and take your awful bitter herb medicine like someone who doesn' wan' to!>

Lampaunt: <Oh, Addie seems to have them taken care of.>

Megan: Oh! Hi, Hiro's aunt!

Lampaunt: <Did you seriously forget my name?>

Megan: Uh—I-I-I'm not sure if I ever learned it...?

Lampaunt: <It's—>

Henri: Abilene! There you are!

-walking over, bandaged self- We're headed home, it's time for the celebratory party! Vengeance's been served, oath's done, it's time for fun, who're these people?

Abilene: ...

Henri: I mean, cuddle with whoever you like, but I'm surprised to learn that you have cuddle buddies, hmm? It really is rather—

Abilene: ...

Henri: —funny that I've never heard of, anyone in, such a regard, that I—erm

Abilene: ...

Henri: ...

...I'll see you back home.

-and he absconds-

Megan: ...I have got to learn how to do that.

Abilene: It's fairly simple. Instill within yourself a contempt for all that lives, and...allow it to become apparent.

Megan: ...I don't like having learned that.

Abilene: You don't like it?

Megan: Nope!

Abilene: That was a rhetorical—nevermind.

Hiro: -waving- Bye, Henri!

Abilene: Isn't there a rule you have that says you shouldn't be smug?

Hiro: Nope.

Lampaunt: <Nope.>

Litwick Swarm: <Nope!> :D

Logan: -by everyone else, stands and listens at a distance-

-taking stock-

-to Colton- Hey, look like you need someone to talk to?

-Pollen drifts over to La, in the shadow of where he's prone-

Pollen: <...>

-exhale, Pollen Puff in hand- <Sunlit steel, accept this courtier's—aaugh>

-she startles when he gets up, just flying quickly away-

Amarin Party:

-aww, cute box-

-Megan normally unwraps things slowly and carefully, peeling off the tape and unfolding the paper-

-as it is, she tries to do that and ends up fumbling and tearing weird handfuls away to try to open it-

Vee: <I'll eat that!>

-which she does!-

-both of them, really-

Logan: Eh, I'm not really the battling type.

-glancing into their little plastic(?) cup of water- Might head that way anyway, though. Hear most of the J-Team's headed that way.

-holding out another cup- Water?

You seem a little...going-to-be-hangovery. Words.

Edited by Asterisk395 on Jan 8th 2020 at 11:25:00 AM

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