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Evelyn: I'm from Ballonlea.
Hazel: Oh cool. Isn't that the giant mushroom forest place?
Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Dec 15th 2019 at 7:27:36 PM
Evelyn: Yes, it is! It's very beautiful and has a somewhat mystical feel to it.
-Evelyn looks Hazel up and down, observing her witch-like fashion style-
Evelyn: Um... not to pry, but are you a witch?
Hat?: <Oh, for Pete's sake, Evelyn! You don't just go around asking people if they're witches!!>
Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Dec 15th 2019 at 2:35:16 PM
Hazel: Well, sorta.
-She covertly flings a shadow ball at a nearby tree.-
Hazel: Wait, is that a Hatenna?
Evelyn: Close. That's my Hattrem, Hatty. She's been like a sister to me ever since I found her lost and injured as a Hatenna in Glimwood Tangle when I was 8. Y'see, that was when I discovered my powers.
Hazel: Huh. I've got my own witch hat friend.
-She pulls out a pokeball and sends out a Hatterene.-
Glinda: ~What's going on?~
Hazel: So you have powers too? What sort?
Evelyn: Well, I can communicate mentally with people and Pokémon, I can do this...
-Evelyn looks at a nearby rock(?) and raises her hand, causing it to rise into the air-
Wild Carkol: <Oh no... not again...>
Evelyn: Whoops... Sorry...
-Evelyn lowers her hand, lowering the Carkol safely to the ground-
-The wild Carkol rolls away-
Evelyn: In short, I have Psychic powers. And yeah, I'm sorta a witch as well.
Hatty: -looks at Glinda- <Is that what I'm gonna be when I evolve?>
Glinda: ~Yes. Probably.~
-A Drifblim floats over.-
Bridger: <Huh, what's going on over here?>
-Kolemm was sitting in his containment unit. Bored. -
-Eventually after some time he sees a man coming near with a bottle of beer-
Dave: Fucking J-Teamers... They have the fucking rest of the PEFE for these kind of things why can't they fucking get them? Especially after that crazy Robinson lady fucking jumped this place...
-Kollem smirks and turns into a Inkay-
Kolemm: ~̞̮͙̗̝̞̹H̲̘͕͕̜e̥̙̳͕y̳͖͍͔̗͖.̴͕̮ ͙Ḫ̦̤̬e̠̝̟̙y̱ͅ ̲̰͎̗y̫͇͎͚̜̘o̱ú̬̜.̕~̦̼̩̪̺ͅ
Dave: Oh what do you want you overgrown side of calamari?
Kolemm: ~̩͓̹͖͙͕C̫͙͔͝o͙̬̲u̦̝̦l̮̗̞̲͠ͅḓ̛̬̼̗̭ ͓̙̼̠͍y̰͓̗̦̝͓o͇̜̻̤̖͢u͉̺͎͚͈͈ͅ ̝̳̜̮p͖l̗̻͓̬͓̪ͅe͚͍͖a̤s̜̘̰̰̱̟͘e̜̗͞ ̭̺̦͇͓̲̕l͇̠͖̥͇̹͕e̩͓̮̭̲t͇̘͖̭̳̞ ̺m̦̜̥̕ẹ̶̙͕ ͏o̴̦̺̭̖̰͚u̧̞͉̘̠͍̠̲t͙̠̗͝?͙̮̟ ̸̭̞̼͇̝̤I̶͉͇̖̖̙̞ ͓̻͈̤̬͖͉h͙̥̝̯͔̗̯͝ạ̺̯͢v̷̬̳e̤͡ͅ ̳̤͓̲͇̲a̸ b͍͙͈̺͕̫̫a̤͎͈̹̼͠d̵̙͚̥̟̳͇ ̭͖͔͎͙͖c̼͖̹̹͢a̢̰̥͔̤̯̭śẹ̳̘̲̤̩ ̢͖̩ͅó̜f̘̀ ̞̻͍͈̝̘̼u̫̤̦͉͇p̢͖̠d͚̝o̹̙͓̙̣g̻͖̞͖.̝͉̹~͎͇͇̪͘
Dave: ...Okay I have a doctorate in Pokemon biology. I have never heard of that disease in my life.
Kolemm: ~̗̲̦̱̞͕̹͢A̩̣̦͚w̗̹w̧̳͙̭̙̮̝,̛̳̤̲̹͍̬ ̭̲̥̻̠̱t͏͔̼oò̱̥͓͈ ̸̞͉̻͓b̪̮̲̮a̻͙̳d̢,͉̜̟̱̮ ͖͇̗̗͚͞y̼͕o̢͕͉u͏͕̳̩̱̥͈ ̳̜̹̪͟r̯͇͚͕̟͡ͅù̞͇̖̭̗̲̤i̺͠ͅn͔̱͈̱̣̕e̷d̥ ͔̭̩t͙͇͚͍̼̼ḥ̫e̢ ̹͢p̯̠̜̰̻͇̱̕ù̪̱̘̥n̖͟c͓̱̞̗ḩ̦̬̘̖l̝i͎͎͝n͙͖̳͝ͅe̼̫͟.͔̰̱̪̠͜ ̷͎͉To̻̣̯̙o͓̮̜̠̬̱ ͖̭́b͔̲̪̮a̡͔̝d̗̲͎̗̙͈̞ Į̤̻̱͕̭͓͈ ̞̩̟̥͢h̖̫̦a͕͈̲̖̼̰̲v͇̫̺͉͜e̘͜ ͚͓̦y̵̫͖̝̦͈̹o̱̻̱̞͎͚̻u͖̜̞̼͍͝r̵͍̗̠̼͚͖̦ ̷̤̝̪͉̙̖͙a̠̬͎̙̦t̡t͚e̹̻̪ͅṉ̣̘̹̩t͇i̝͎o̜̱̟͟ṋ̡ ͓̩a̞̟̰͕̺̖̮ǹ̩y̜̗̲w̹̭̺̥̼ąy̖͕͖̲͎͝.̩̫̘̪̫͔̫~̨̦
Dave: What the fuck does that mea-
-Dave, being very inebriated, succumbs to the mind control easily-
-He walks up and punches a passcode into the containment unit, setting Kolemm free-
Kolemm: T̜̩̩͈̟͔h̝̦͍͚͉aṋ̮͎͉k̡͖̘s̛̥ ͍̺̪̻͞f͙̱͔͍̰̟̼o̞̙r͡ ̹͖̻͔t̸͈h͖̠͉͖a҉̩̮̜̩̯͉t̻̜͍̝̗.̪̮͖̩͓̙͖ ̸̦̖̼̪N͕̥̼o̮̘̲w̻͔̬ ͏̻̗͓i̴̱̗̝f͈͎̙͔̳̩ ̵y͈o̲͈͕u҉̲̘̟'̙͉͖̱̫̭l̩͖̱̬̰̥͡l͕͙̟̳͘ ̻͖͕͖e̥̯̠̜ͅx̴̼̘͍̯c̤͍̭ͅu̻̲͎͕̲̕se̴̜̘ ͖̱̬̻͖̼ͅm̢͎̣̗̺ȩ ̧̭̱̭̖͍I̮͚ͅͅ ̯̲͕̺͔h̢͚̪̭̤̠͔̤a̹̯̪̫̘̬̗v̷͚ę ̫͓̰͍͇̯̺a̡͙̬̮̫͉ͅn͉̺͎ ̧̹̠͎̞e̼͙̜͟g͏g̷̳ ̹̜̪͚̥̥t̻͎o̗͢ ̰͔͈͞ćr̷̘̭̥͓a̫͉̤̺c̛k͏͙̱̜̘ͅ.̜̦
-he turns into a Cloyster and Teleports off. Dave snaps back to normal-
Dave: ...What the fuck is in this beer?
Edited by Umbramatic on Dec 15th 2019 at 3:31:46 PM
Shizuo: Yeah they're like... Neighbors.
Kommo-O: <I wouldn't know, I'm from Alola.>
I turned to Shizuo, "I guess you cam say that."
Iris: So you mean to tell me. Those weird people I saw in the datacenter that night. Were with the fucking Aurabolts? And you were there?
Coil: -sighs- Yes. It was complicated. I had a lead that night that turned out to be a red herring meant to sic me on them. We... worked it out though.
Iris: That's... good, I guess, but you were still stupid.
Coil: I know, I know... I thought I had them though.
Iris: ...It does scare me that Pokefutures remnants are still out there. After what they did to us. So I appreciate what you're trying to do. I still worry about you though.
Coil: I know. To be honest I appreciate it.
-Iris smiles a bit-
Iris: Well... I did find a lead in the data center that night.
-She produces a flash drive-
Something about some of the Pokefutures employees we're looking for being in Galar. Employed by a company known as Macro Cosmos.
Coil: -eyes widen- That company? Didn't they...
Iris: Yep. We should probably look into it.
Coil: Yes, I- we?
Iris: Yeah, I'm coming with you. You can't keep doing these jobs on your own.
Coil: -is about to object, but stops and sighs-
...Alright. Just... Be careful. I don't want them getting their hands on you again.
Iris: Same to you. Hence why I'm coming along.
Coil: -smirks- Thanks for looking out for me, sis.
Iris: -smirks back- No problem. Question is how we get to Galar. International plane tickets are expensive and that job at Delta's data center didn't pay much.
Coil: I think I have an idea.
-Raijuu's Ice Fang mostly results in a mouth full of fluff ripping away from its faker's back.-
-Changeling snarls, and starts to move to take back its fluff from Raijuu, but is suddenly covered in a Sticky Web, and beaned by an apple to the head.-
Rose: ...Well, that's functional, I guess?
Raijuu!Changeling: -indignant squeak-
Paula: Might as well stick to what we know.
-She has Necronomicon fire another Hidden Power at Changeling, this time Ground-type. Rose, meanwhile, has Bluetongue summon a Sand Tomb around Changeling to trap it further. In frustration, Changeling lets out a Discharge (which of course doesn't affect Bluetongue or Rose, but hits the other combatants) before trying to rip out the webbing keeping it in place.-
Evelyn: A Drifblim! Cool!
-Evelyn levitates her Pokédex out of one of the pockets of her robe and examines it-
Evelyn's Pokédex: Drifblim, the Blimp Pokémon and the evolved form of Drifloon. A Ghost and Flying type. It's drowsy in daytime, but flies off in the evening in big groups. The wind can end up catching them on their flight, so their flight is unpredictable. No matter where you go, there you are.
Evelyn: Nice to meet you. My name is Evelyn. What's yours?
Bridger: <I'm, wait, why would you want to know that?>
Glinda: ~They're just being friendly. Calm down. This is Bridger.~
Bridger: <No no no don't tell them!>
Evelyn: Bridger... That's a nice name.
Hazel: Oh, thanks. I like to think I'm pretty good at naming.
-A Mimikyu runs over.-
Evo: <Come on, when I was alive, I was the ultimate namer! You'll never beat my google translate inspired names!>
-Evelyn looks down at the Mimikyu boasting about its naming abilities-
Evelyn: A Mimikyu?
-Evelyn checks her Pokédex-
Evelyn's Pokédex: Mimikyu, the Disguise Pokémon. A Ghost and Fairy type. It wears a rag fashioned into a Pikachu costume in an effort to look less scary. Although it's a quiet, lonely Pokémon, if you try to look at what's under its rag, it will become agitated and resist violently. A gust of wind revealed what hides under this Pokémon's rag to a passing Trainer, who went home and died painfully that very night.
Evelyn: It's nice to meet you as well. I'm Evelyn. And you are?
Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Dec 15th 2019 at 5:58:54 AM
"We covered?" Jackal asked as he stepped into the meeting room, removing his mask he took a deep breath, "That was a pain and a half."
"Affirmative Captain, we are off radar signatures and are entering safe zones. Gaia's reported as having successfully escaped."
Silas nodded and turned to the Aurabolts, and Coil, "Okay. So, we got in trouble there. We're probably going to end up on the news but, we got him. We got him at last."
A grin spread across his face, this one was deeply malicious, "Set him back several years. I call that a success!"
Susan nodded, "Yes, he was in radio contact on the way over, said your excitement reminds him of himself," she told Julius, "It is nice to see people so excited for space travel."
Bishop nodded, "Speaking of which, is the Gravity Ring open?"
"Oh! Yes, yes it is!"
Bishop turned to the group, "It may not be entirely functional but we can explore it, we can see the gravity ring, the Zero-G arena, or the labs, a lot of areas are still technically closed down or require a proper space suit to access."
Silas was working on a few repairs to his arm, a backup model (really a barebones endoskeleton with some functioning hydraulics) strapped to the port, when his phone went off.
He picked it up and answered, tucking the phone under his chin as he spoke, "Grant here, what do you need?"
Edited by EchoingSilence on Dec 15th 2019 at 5:18:34 AM
-Ian smiles at the secretary-
Me: It's good to know that Captain Silas could gather a crew as excited as he did. I hope we're not giving you too much trouble.
-Nemean Lion isn't phased much by the Discharge and goes for another Crunch-
-Julius heads over to the arena. Magnus follows-
Coil: Good to hear. Sorry I threw a wrench in things.
Coil: It's me, Coil. Me and my sis need a ride.
Hound: <Raijuu! Take advantage of that!>
Raijuu: With pleasure!
-Raijuu fires a barrage of stars that home-in on Changling.-
-Zorro smirks at Changling being stuck in place.-
Mona: I have it! Changling is a Fairy-type! It’s ability is called Rip and Restuff! If it has its stuffing, it can repair its disguise and change its costume and gain a secondary type based on what it mimics!
Edited by keys2tkingdom on Dec 15th 2019 at 5:32:45 AM
Silas paused and was about to ask if he was a glorified taxi service, and then realized he was a major contact for superheroes now, especially as the Jackal who had become a supplier of gadgets and suits for a few superheroes already.
That was next on his list, finish up the muscle layer for Megan's suit. Project for another day.
He took a deep breath in, collected himself, and said, "Yeah sure. Where are you two headed? I can go pretty much anywhere."
Truth be told once you could make orbital maneuvers very few locations were out of reach.
It was at this point that Dimitri walked in and saw what Silas was doing, that would require some explaining.
Coil: Someplace in Galar. We've got stuff that needs investigating there. Stuff about Pokefutures and this Macro Cosmos.
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