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Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#560551: Sep 25th 2019 at 9:43:52 AM

Stormchaser, Class Reunion, postraid

Cubone!Byleth: -to Lysithea, a small, sincere smile- <Congratulations.>

-to everyone- <We need to establish a base of operations, since we no longer have the monastery. And perhaps find a way to restore our previous forms.>

-nod, to Catherine- <Or find a way home.>

<And in the meantime, to know more about this world. If we can all meet, I can get some information for everyone.>

-imperceptibly worn-out, too many non-teaching words at once- <If that is all, we can depart at once.>

Stormchaser, dropoff

Logan: -nod- ...right, yeah. Will this be dangerous?

King Industries, underground

Suiko: -to Stranger, in that soft, strangely lilting voice of hers- We're not concerned. After all, he summoned us to his side.

-and she smirks, a slash of clear white beneath the shadow cast by the brim of her lilypad hat-

Don't be a stranger, Stranger.

-and she drifts into the darkness, a hand reaching out beneath the cloak to trace the water pipes within the walls-

-to Jackal- Of course we are ready.

-tendrils trace along the walls, giving the strangest impression of eyes-

-grin, hushed- And we are watching.

Given vents or porous walls, non-Auric surveillance and intervention will not be an issue.

Would anyone like to be hooked in?

Megan: Uh, for the purposes of this, the liquid energy assets of two or three mons is...

-glance- ...dangerously insufficient.

Vee: <'m sure if I jus' like eat a lake—>

Pippy: -nudging her- <Oh, let's just show up at the lake buffet, party of three—>

Vee: -sniff- <Don' be ridiculous. Y'all can't eat lakes.>

Megan: -pressing on- Fortunately, these trials will be supplemented by...

-Megan examines her massive Switch Axe, a pink halberd roughly as tall as she is, embedded upright in the earth, formed from an elegant arrangement of flower-patterned organic materials and bearing a built-in foldable sign reading "A Fond Farewell"-

Megan: ...a slightly unusual Primal Energy distilling device.

-she unhooks the latest charge vial, jumping a bit at the shock-

Megan: -examining it- Using Substitute homunculi as measurement vessels, we've determined that one vial, at full efficiency, is roughly equivalent to...

-glancing at a page- ...five Hydro Pump PP on the revised Kukui scale (2019), from an Empoleon of "level 45" on the Oak (Junior) standard. Or three Hydro Pump PP, from a Vaporeon of...

...

-glancing at her Dex- ...that can't be right.

Vee: <What?>

Megan: Uh...do you know how strong you are?

Vee: -primly- <Always.>

Megan: -shows her the screen-

Vee: <...>

<Hey, P, d'ya know how strong I am?>

Pippy: -concerned- <Every day of my life.>

<Why, what's—>

-blink-

-squint- <...why are there letters?>

Megan: That bit looks like a "thirty", but also it's different from what I wrote down.

-scratching head- I'm not really sure what I wrote down, but it also looks wrong.

Vee: <Gimme an estimate, pal.>

Pippy: <With my heart, or—?>

Vee: -shrug- <Follow Uxie. An' lowball it.>

Pippy: <...hmmmmm...>

-lightly- <Weeeell, when I, an impartial intellectual, consider my compiled list of your (rather endearing) character flaws, various errors of judgement, and accumulated hobbies...>

Vee: -entering noogieing range- <Yeeeees?>

Pippy: -stroking his lower beak- <I'd say...>

-squint into the middle distance- <...>

-inhale-

-[Spongebob] narrator voice- ~One Argument Later~

Megan: -visibly frazzled- ...roughly equivalent to three Hydro Pump PP from an Aurically aberrant Vaporeon of "approximated level 51".

Pippy: -crossed flippers- <Eighty.>

Vee: -snarl- <Forty-six, final offer.>

Megan: -scoot away- We will be using twelve of these.

-turn, pace- Second, the methods involved.

Edited by Asterisk395 on Sep 26th 2019 at 7:40:18 AM

No mind to think. No will to break.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560552: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:09:57 AM

ersatz alliance

Jenny: Okay, I'm back here now... So how do I get back to Unova from here?

-Someone may notice a confused teenager wandering around.-

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560553: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:13:01 AM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion stumbles through a clothes hanger.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560554: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:14:35 AM

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-Jenny jumps back from the sudden arrival.-

Jenny: What the- Where did you come from?!

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560555: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:16:34 AM

Ersatz Alliance

He would just point at the hanger he fell through.

Bastion: There.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560556: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:17:37 AM

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Jenny: But how? This place makes my brain hurt...

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560557: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:23:31 AM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion: Basically there's just warps to this place around the world.

He'd pause.

Bastion: Is it your first time here? Just asking.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560558: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:25:34 AM

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Jenny: Well, technically it's my second time. Finally managed to find my way back here after I ended up in Hoenn. But now I have no idea how to get back to Unova.

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560559: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:41:51 AM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion: Hm. Well, there's probably a warp back to Unova somewhere around here.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560560: Sep 25th 2019 at 11:54:40 AM

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Jenny: What even is this place? Like, it looks like a clothes store, but there's also soup!

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560561: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:00:47 PM

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Bastion: Yeah, it's a clothes store; and a pretty fae one. Also I don't actually know why they sell soup here either.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560562: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:04:40 PM

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Jenny: Actually, some of these look quite nice.

-She pulls an armband out of the defective stock bin.-

Jenny: I wonder why this was in-

-Poof. There is now a Taillow on the floor.-

Taillow!Jenny: <Why is everything so big all of a sudden?>

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560563: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:09:00 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion would bend down.

Bastion: Okay, so that was a transformation item. I forgot to mention those.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560564: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:10:44 PM

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Jenny: <So, do they like, make you really small or what? That’s kinda cool.>

-She doesn't seem to have realised that she is a Taillow yet.-

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560565: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:21:14 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion: Well, they turn you into a Pokemon an- you'veturnedintoaTaillow.

Edited by Routeferret on Sep 25th 2019 at 8:21:38 PM

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560566: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:24:35 PM

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Jenny: <Wait...>

-She looks down at her bird feet, then hops over to a mirror.-

Jenny: <Whaaaaat?! This place really is weird.>

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Sep 25th 2019 at 7:36:33 PM

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560567: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:34:35 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion: I know, right?

MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
#560568: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:37:14 PM

Ersatz Alliance

A pair dressed as a armored knight and an elegantly dressed princess enter, followed by what appears to be a young fellow of indeterminate gender wearing a squire's outfit. They are followed by an archeops with a falconing helm and a ponyta wearing horse armor. Perched on the knight's broad hero-like shoulders is a spinarak with a peculiar color scheme.

Thierry: This is definitely not the really private eatery tent I was looking for. How is there a department store here?

Stephanie: Crap.

"How do I talk myself out of this one," she murmured.

Stephanie: Oh, how bizarre.

Thierry: Mlle. Hawthorn, do you happen to know where we are?

Stephanie: Um... ugh...

Elsie: <Oh, boy, she's got a lot of explaining to do.>

Chris: <Would you believe me if I told you this is where she buys clothes?>

Tobi: <Fascinating.>

Stephanie: I took a class in Monese in college, Elsie.

Alder, mimicking a human: She's got you there.

Elsie: <But can you do this!?>

Elsie morphed from a ponyta into a Lucario.

Stephanie: No. But that doesn't really phase me.

Thierry: What is going on here?

Stephanie: Elementary, my dear Lestrade.

Alder: Ooooh. Burn.

Alder turns to her trainer and morphs back into a zoroark.

Alder: <He usually prefers to be the Sherlock, so that's one sick burn.>

Thierry: Heh, Lestrade. It's because I'm Kalosian.

Stephanie: No, because you're usually not exactly on top of this situation. See, if I explain to you what this place is, you're going to freak out, but since you brought up the need to protect Tobi here, we're exactly where we need to be.

Thierry: Touché.

Stephanie: Look, Pretty Boy, you're not gonna believe me if I say this—

Thierry: I'm a detective. Try me.

Stephanie: Okay, there was no way that wasn't a double entendre. Not complaining or anything. But still, not what I'm here to talk about. You wanted a private place so we can talk about why you have Tobi, and here we are. And trust me on this, this is perhaps the best place we could solve this issue.

Thierry raised his eyebrow. This complicates things. His instincts tell him to trust Stephanie, but that may not be the best time to trust them.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Sep 26th 2019 at 3:37:48 AM

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560569: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:37:42 PM

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Jenny: <Yeah. Hey, I wander what happened to my pokemon. I'm definitely not holding my bag anymore.>

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560570: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:51:20 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion would pause.

Bastion: I... actually thought about that before and I don't have an answer either.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560571: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:53:18 PM

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Jenny: <I'm assuming this transformation is temporary. I hope it is, at least.>

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560572: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:54:47 PM

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Bastion: Well, you can turn back when you want. All you need to do is take the armband off. I heard it's only permanent if you get captured though.

Edited by Routeferret on Sep 25th 2019 at 8:56:19 PM

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#560573: Sep 25th 2019 at 12:57:58 PM

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-Jenny carefully wiggles out of the armband.-

Jenny: Phew. You know, this could actually be kinda useful. Do you know where I could purchase one?

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Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
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#560574: Sep 25th 2019 at 1:17:14 PM

Ren Faire

-Too late-

-The rest of the Weed Team has already demolished the buffet in the throes of the munchies-

Azama: <...Oh dear.>

Stormchaser, Daydre/Logan

Gabe: I thiiiiink I'll be fine?

Plague Doktor: <Again. Zygarde mysterious.>

Stormchaser, Aleysha

Trina: ...Maybe you ask him first yeah?

Hideout Of Gluttony

Julius: Who... is that?

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Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#560575: Sep 25th 2019 at 1:25:44 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Bastion: You can buy that one if you want. You do need to do a little challenge for it though.


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