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keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#559001: Aug 6th 2019 at 12:27:52 PM

Ren's Apartment

-Ren has skipped trying to use any real cooking utensils and heat and instead has made simple sandwiches for lunch.-

-Cambria, meanwhile, is humming quietly as she gently strokes the surface of the egg she and Ren made.-

Cambria: You know, I am going to do this properly and keep our egg safe as a Pokemon...

Keys: <Oh crap. I forgot to do this last post...>

-ALL FOUR of Keys' keys glow brightly.-

Keys used Hidden Power AST!

Cambria: Huh?

-Thin chains made of pink energy form and loop around the armband Cambria is wearing and harmlessly phase through Cambria's arm, firmly attaching the armband to the transformed Ninetales.-

Cambria: -glaring at Keys- You have thirty seconds to explain before I throw you into an incinerator.

Keys: <Those are to ensure that you don't take the armband off for nine months.>

Cambria: -blinks- What.

*CRASH*

-Ren drops the plate he was cleaning in the sink.-

Ren: Keys. Please say you are pulling a really bad joke...

Keys: <Nope. You two didn't just conceive Oscar in the early hours this morning. You conceived both your kids.>

*THUD*

-Ren just passed out from shock.-

-Cambria blanking looks from the egg in her lap and then her stomach and back in rapid succession several times.-

Keys: <Also, it might might be a good idea to have Oscar and Aria stay in a separate apartment from now on. You know have the same person from from two different points in their timeline in close proximity to each other - without Legendary permission and assistance - is just asking for trouble.>

Cambria: So this is how Ren feels every year...

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#559002: Aug 6th 2019 at 12:56:24 PM

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To: Kai
From: Bryn

My condolences for ever encountering her. If you need help - of any sort -, just ask.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#559003: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:18:52 PM

Stormchaser

To: J-Team
From: Kai

Other than associated Pokemon, the only other ally I know she has is one Livius Cain. Another vampire, and one I've gotten a bit more directly on the bad side of.

Vampire hunters are... probably a good resource to call in, but the problem is I'm not the only target, and I don't know who she'll go after first. I don't want to risk her thinking I've attracted too much attention to the situation.

To: Bryn
From: Kai

Thank you. And I'm sorry for the threat I delivered however many months ago.

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#559004: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:20:30 PM

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To: Kai
From: Silas

I got a shortsword that does wonders against the undead, it's filled with sunlight and called the Dawnbreaker. Need it?

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#559005: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:33:39 PM

Stormchaser

-Ever is woken up by their phone lighting up-

Ever: ...Well, that explains some things.

To: Buds! 💙

From: Ever

oof

lmk if u need backup

Ever: Arc, do you ever regret waking up in the morning?

Arc: -clinging to Ever's arm- pip.

Ever: Baby.

Arc: lup.

Stormchaser, elsewhere

Brie: Breaking a promise won't kill you. I mean, it might lead to them trying to kill you. But I'll kill them first if I have to. So you won't die. So there.

-she seems a little sleepy-

Edited by memyselfandI2 on Aug 6th 2019 at 1:37:54 AM

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#559006: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:34:55 PM

Stormchaser

To: Kai

From: Tagg

We do have to consider the possibility that they may already have an inkling that you've turned against them and we need to get you to our island safehouse. We're going to end up fighting Livius and Carmilla either way, so we also need to decide what we're gonna do with them when that time comes.

I... highly doubt most mortal prisons can hold them, they seem unlikely to simply stop hunting you and will turn their attentions on to us even if you die, and if they're at mininum centuries old they have to be pretty good at covering their tracks.

Edited by rmctagg09 on Aug 6th 2019 at 4:37:09 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#559007: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:41:25 PM

To: Kai

From: Jessica

listen, whatever you need, let me know

To: Tagg/J-Team

From: Isbrand

I think it's pretty obvious what we should do. Centuries-old vampires that have harmed countless innocents, including our own? Their souls should have gone to Yveltal a long time ago, if they even have them.

Always wanted to kill a vampire.

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Aug 6th 2019 at 3:45:24 AM

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#559008: Aug 6th 2019 at 1:58:55 PM

Stormchaser

-Kai lets out the sort of laugh you'd expect from someone who audibly sounds like they've given up.-

Kai: Under normal circumstances, that would worry me, but... I'm glad to hear it now.

-They hug Brie tightly, before checking their phone again.-

To: J-Team
From: Kai

She's not undead. A lot of the traditional vampire tropes are exaggerations, too — sunlight doesn't technically hurt them, it weakens them at most. So while that sword might hurt, it'll hurt the same way any other weapon does. Which I don't think will be enough on its own.

I know there's no getting out of this without them dying, though. I know that can't be avoided. I'm not trying to this time.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#559009: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:11:00 PM

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To: Kai

From: Colton

Thank you for the warning, but it would have been nice if you told us earlier. I don't think any less of you for this, but if you've been in her employ for the past year, and she's been making you do things you don't want, and has threatened your life and the lives of people you care for, and you only waited until now to say something, it makes me think you don't think we could help.

Sure, we might not have been able to, but we could have offered. What can you tell us about vampires that mythology doesn't tell us? And what from mythology is legends spread by them for laughs and/or misdirection?

Hearthhome City

Sunny was able to avoid the hand, but Sylveon was less fortunate. The Delphox-turned-human conjured two flare whips before throwing them at the glitch as Mystical Fires.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Aug 6th 2019 at 2:17:41 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#559010: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:22:47 PM

Orre Rooftops

-The shadows have been quiet this whole time-

-However at Bridgit's words Mimikyu tendrils restrain Braun as Baba Yaga phases in, going in for the kill-

Contact Me!
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#559011: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:31:58 PM

Orre Rooftops

Braun begins to panic, "Let go of me you animal! You can't do this to me! I would have been perfect! A god!"

He's fizzing and glitching much more heavily.

Jackal takes a deep sigh and looks away, "Make it quick Yaga, let's make this clean."

Brigit watches in horror as Hayon takes a deep inhale, closing his senses off for the result.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#559012: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:39:57 PM

Orre Rooftops

-Baba Yaga takes hold and slowly starts draining Braun away

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MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#559013: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:43:51 PM

Orre Tower

Taipan closed her visors and placed Murphy in his ball. There was no point in watching this.

Everyone has their limits.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#559014: Aug 6th 2019 at 2:45:43 PM

Orre Tower

Behind her helmet, Lamb winced as Braun was... falling victim to whatever Yaga was doing.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#559015: Aug 6th 2019 at 3:12:10 PM

Orre Rooftop

-Phantom stares with curiousity as Braun gets slorped, Spectre watching over his shoulder.-

-Vulpecula fights the urge to vomit and stoically watches from afar.-

-The Armored Arcanine lies down on the floor next to Lamb, head in her paws.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#559016: Aug 6th 2019 at 3:20:51 PM

Futures Factory

-Rogue seems to have already left. Who could blame them?-

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#559017: Aug 6th 2019 at 3:38:44 PM

Hearthome Magical Brawl

-Ian watches Sylveon fall over because of the attack, and goes to help them up.-

Me: Are you okay? That looked like it hurt...

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Aug 6th 2019 at 6:44:00 AM

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#559018: Aug 6th 2019 at 3:41:38 PM

hearthome brawl

-Eva creates another shield from floating debris, but is still knocked back from the attack.-

Eva: Well, I was holding out fine until that happened.

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Aug 7th 2019 at 8:24:33 AM

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#559019: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:01:49 PM

Inside the Base

Arthur takes the chance on the slowed Admin and starts initiating a flurry of quick punches right to the man's face, "Clutch, Toss," he commands after 7 blows.

Clutch nods and proceeds to attempt to toss the man into a wall.

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To: Kai

Then I'm afraid I'm not much help, I'm a science type by nature and given time and study I could sort out something but we don't have that and I'm not Noiverman. I can't just prep time this.

I'll keep a eye out however, how do vampires take light amplified by stimulated emissions of radiation? Or massive amounts of fire and aura attacks?

Orre Factory Rooftops

Braun's screaming slows like a recording losing power before the glitching form of his finally fizzles out in Baba Yaga's hands. <It's done,> Amber says slightly mortified.

Jackal takes another deep inhale, it wasn't easy, he had some responsibility for this, he had signed off on Braun's essential "death" and the leader was culpable for the actions of his troops.

~We did what we had to, Braun was dangerous and clearly not together, whether it be because he was working for pokefutures, the 20 years of isolation, the digitization of his soul... We did what we could and we've made the world a little better, this place is dead now, it's over.~

Jackal nodded, "I'll still have a nightmare from all this," he muttered, only to find the arms of Fox wrapped around him.

Jackal turned to Baba and her team, and was about to speak about what had just happened, when the tower began to shake, one thought hit his head, "Everyone on the Wing. Now! Anything that man was holding together doesn't have him guiding it anymore! We're getting out of here!"

Fox nodded and rushed on board the Wing, Jackal close behind.

Afterlife

Braun groaned and rubbed his neck, "Augh... the hell. Buncha idiots, so worried about killing me, was already dead anyways, how do they expect to get anything done if they can't make those hard choices. Losers."

He looked about, "The hell am I? Is this the afterlife? Valhalla? Heaven? Is there a hell? Heh probably filled with all those rights activists who get so angry about testing, well wherever I am, I just need to bide my time, maybe I'll find some team who better appreciates the talents of a prodigal cyberneticist. Maybe so-"

Braun stopped as he saw a storm cloud enter, a swirling mass of black and red matter that shifted in shape, he stared in horror as the thing began to change, and upon further inspection he realized the black and red bits were actually souls, many souls swirling and forming a singular being.

It took on the shape of a woman in a red dress with a amused smile, Braun felt no words in his mouth as he stared at the thing before him.

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#559020: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:10:46 PM

Stormchaser

To: J-Team/Silas
From: Kai

I don't know. Probably about as well as you'd expect for anyone with superhuman abilities. Aura might be less effective overall to someone who can drain the stuff, especially at her proficiency. That's all theory, though. There's so much I don't know.

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Aug 6th 2019 at 8:12:01 AM

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#559021: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:15:59 PM

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-There is no further response from Pent. He's already put his phone away as he starts the journey to visit some old acquaintances...-

The Oblivion Wing

-Sitting in the Aurabolts meeting room is Nightingale. Helmet still off, sitting there in silence staring into a cup of warm cocoa. She shudders a bit at the creaking, rumbling sounds of the tower destabilizing-

Knew it, base is collapsing again...

-She takes a deep sip and leans back in her chair-

Always collapses...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#559022: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:16:33 PM

Spirit World

-Yvonne smiles-

Yvonne: Dr. Braun... At last we meet. I'm going to enjoy our time together.

-She shifts into her bird form and grabs him with her talons, dragging him screaming into the unknown-

Orre Tower

-The two shadows of Baba Yaga and her Mimikyu slink off back toward the ship

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Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#559023: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:23:56 PM

Stormchaser, Mezzo's cabin

-Mezzo gets a text and looks at her phone-

-then does a double take-

Mezzo: Vampires? As in, actual bloodsucking aristocratic countess vampires?

Noelle: Huh?

-Mezzo shows Noelle the text-

Noelle: Oh my...

Mezzo: So... how do I become one?

Noelle: I don't think this is the time to ask that. Besides, you're already a witch.

Mezzo: Am not. Ugh, whatever. Look, all they need is a good sharp stake, right?

Noelle: Or garlic, or holy symbols! I have a few X necklaces that they could borrow.

To: Kai
From: Mezzopurrloin

Do you have any stakes, or garlic, or holy symbols? Might want to get some.

Mezzo: Why do we end up dealing with all this nonsense...

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#559024: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:25:06 PM

Oblivion Wing Entrance

Taipan wasted no time in bolting back to the Oblivion Wing.

Officially, documentation always happened when the thing was in ruins.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#559025: Aug 6th 2019 at 5:25:37 PM

Hearthome

"I've taken worse!" Sylveon waved off, standing up and checking her arms for cuts before rubbing them.

Orre Tower

Lamb removed her helmet, holding it to her heart before she put it back on and began to descend the tower to the Oblivion Wing, parkouring down as best she could with what layout she could remember.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Aug 6th 2019 at 5:25:50 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

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