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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica
like christ, but with more nails
Jun 30th 2019 at 2:01:12 PM

Ultra Plant Base

Channah: -blinks at Megan- ...Huh. -discreetly puts on her I-definitely-know-what's-going-on face-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Jun 30th 2019 at 2:26:53 PM

AU base

Kat: The rumbling... It's getting more intense. That reminds me, I'm starving!

-Kat pulls out a pack of dried berries feom somewhere and eats them.-

Kat: Much better!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
DuneTheWanderer Burger Scientist from Nowhere, USA
Burger Scientist
Jun 30th 2019 at 4:29:04 PM

The Walking Mountain, Top Stratum

-Deziree, once again bedecked in the horribly inconvenient formal attire, is forced to stand at the ready in the waiting room. She almost dozes off her feet when the opposite door opens.-

-Opposite her walks, straight and stock, a young man with auburn-crimson hair swept forward and clothing traced in yellow filigree.-

???: Apologies for the delay, my lady, business opportunities and such. I am Tarvek, Leader of the Storm Faction.

-Deziree doesn't bother hiding her disinterest.-

Tarvek: I also apologize for forcing you to experience Gilgamesh's presence so early, I had not expected him to take such an interest in you. Allow me to explain what that, ahem, "metalhead" could not. You, as one of the Daughters, are the greatest and most protected assets in our wondrous kingdom. As such, the Empress has only the most stringent of selection processes for your possible consorts.

-Deziree's face hardens. Tarvek, however, appears to either not notice or misinterpret.-

Tarvek: Of the consorts, there are two factions. The Storm, represented by myself, and the Steel, represented by the "honorable" Gilgamesh. Between us the consorts seek to present ourselves as the most eligible and cleanest genetic donors to the Empress's line.

-Violetta notices Deziree's tightening stance and coughs. Tarvek, however, ignores her.-

Tarvek: Now, I know this is all rather overwhelming, but I assure you that we will present but the best the Mountain has to offer... and if you attain high enough standing, you may be able to claim more than one of us for your bed~

-Tarvek finishes his overly eloquent speech and looks back to Deziree's face.-

-He blinks in surprise as the strawberry blonde woman, tense as an overtuned piano, pulls out a collapsible metal rod. She then cracks him across the face before the handmaiden can disarm her.-

-Deziree lets go of the weapon to give herself time to grab the collapsing Tarvek by his collar.-

Deziree: I will tell you exactly what I told the other one. I. Am. Married. And if one of you so much as look in my general direction with impure thoughts running through your head, I will THROW YOU FROM THE HIGHEST BALCONY I CAN FIND!

-Tarvek stands in cowed terror as the face of fury stares through him.-

-Deziree begins to squeeze tighter, an excellent opportunity to make a water purifier using his kidneys, yes, it would be, before Violetta manages to peel her off and slap cold, Metagross-bronze restraints onto her hands.-

-Deziree is dragged from the room, her glower haunting the room long after her departure. Tarvek, shakily, pulls himself to his feet.-

Tarvek: Sh-she... she has... she has the Empress's Spark... what... what power she could wield...

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jun 30th 2019 at 5:21:36 PM

AU!Sekra Range Base

AU!Tagg: Its Aura is weird...

Bombyl: <Yeah...>

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Jun 30th 2019 at 6:19:03 PM

Ultra Base-Pride

Des, Lita and their mons shield their eyes from the otherworldly horrors.

R. Mika lets loose a Thunderbolt while Waspinator moves in for a Poison Jab.

Sekra Range, AU

Sparkers and gives dogs mons are still present.

"Um, what exactly is it that they have?"


It's finally time to start Desplot

Barren Stead, Orre, Past, Mid-June

Des and Jovi strolled back into town, having just been dropped off by the Aurabolts. He was a little worse for wear after the ordeal he just went through but all-in all he felt good.

Maybe I could join them proper some day...

He shook his head, chuckled, and gave Jovi a scratch on her neck.

"Imagine us on a superhero team. Might even get to be on that cartoon of theirs. Oh I hope they give me a love inter-."

Des stopped mid-sentence and brought Jovi to a halt. A large group-really almost the entire town-had gathered around Barren Stead's town-hall. On the steps stood a rugged man in his 50s and his son, who looked to be in his 20s. Des recognised them immediately.

That's the Derry family. Something must have happened at the ranch...

As he approached someone in the crowd turned and shouted "Look, there he is!". Suddenly the crowd surrounded the cowboy and his horsemon, angrily gnashing their teeth, yelling obscenities and making rude gestures.

"It's all your fault!"

"Where the hell were you!"

"You let us down!"

"I like yelling to!"

"Hats for sale!"

Jovi reared up on her hindlegs and brayed, Des trying his best to calm her down so she didn't accidentally kick someone in the jaw or light someone on fire. A booming voice rang out from the town hall steps. Older Derry could still bellow despite the fact that he'd been smoking since he was 12. The crowd parted as he and his son made their way to the wannabe cowboy.

Older Derry: "When you were off havin' your little sci-fi adventure the Royce gang came and took the cattle. All the Tauros, all the Miltank..." The hardened farmer's voice quivered a bit. Des momentarily activated his eyes, seeing that man's aura was shaky. Something had shook the normally stoic countryman, something more than losing a herd. The son on ther other hand, Jeremy, was another story. He had remained quiet the whole time. The brim of his hat angled down obscuring his eyes from view and his whole posture was standoffish. Over his shoulder a gun was slung, which made Des quite uneasy. His aura could best be described as bubbling. Like a volcano about to erupt.

"...What else did they ta-." Des was cutoff by Jeremy tackling him off his horse. The farmer's son pinned him to the ground and started laying into his stomach. For a moment Des saw his eyes, they were bloodshot. He had been crying. Jovi became startled again but a few townsfolk took her reigns and calmed her down.

Jeremy: "They kidnapped my sister you sonuvabitch!" He stood up and gave the already downed Des a sharp kick in the ribs. Des could barely breath as he writhed on the ground. Jeremy wound up for another kick but was stopped by his father.

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Jun 30th 2019 at 6:32:18 PM

Ultra Plant Base, VS Pride

Piku-chan: <Well, let's show this Shadow what we can do!>

-Piku-chan joins his Thunderbolt with R.Mika's Thunderbolt to show Fortis one of the things he can do-

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Jun 30th 2019 at 7:57:17 PM


AU!Silas and Arthur tensed, AU!Hacks grumbled, ~Yeah the aura is weird... whatever it is... get ready.~

Barbatos looked at Hayden, <Good luck.>

<Same to you.>

Orre Factory - Level 25

The last elevator came up dropping off Jackal, who quickly let his team back out. He grumbled and adjusted his mask, looking at everyone, "That was... hell."

~Everyone alright?~ Hayon asked, ~Have we missed anyone?~

"I'm here," Fox spoke up, she stretched a bit, "Also does this room scream "trapped" or what? Those are some sinister vents?"

Jackal waved it off, "We all got masks and filters, we should be fine. Gaia, Rogue, has our "Friend" said anything?"

"You could ask me directly," Braun stated, sounding a little annoyed.

Jackal chose to ignore him, "Any threatening messages or hints as to his backstory?"

"Oh come on I'm right here!"

The ignoring continued, "Perhaps suggesting leaving us behind to die to his armies of cyborg cloned monstrosities?"


Unova - Present Day - Black City

Silas stepped through the rainy streets, he actually liked rainy days very much, he found them cooling and soothing... though he had to talk Hacks out of finding a empty Rock somewhere out in Unova to raise his hands in the air as [Phil Collins] played. Add in the city, the coat, and his left arm, he felt good.

~You're in a good mood.~

"Can you tell?"

~Obviously I can.~

Silas smirked a bit, "I always found that rainy days I could emote better, never figured out why, not as if I get more mental energy that way."

Hacks shrugged, ~Does it matter?~

"Guess not."

The two laughed a bit, only for Silas to see a apartment building with some police in front, he brushed his hair back, "The hell is going on there?"

MasterJayAM Relationship Status: Married to the job
Jun 30th 2019 at 8:05:05 PM

Orre Factory

Taipan had previously cleared the elevator herself, prior to Jackal. Her pokémon save for Murphy remain in their balls. The polearm is still on her hand; it might have a bit of necrotic Future Series meat on it.

Taipan: Well, uh, present.

She wiggles the jian around to try and dislodge the blob of tissue.

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
Jun 30th 2019 at 9:23:12 PM

Orre Factory

Spectre: <I'm literally just wearing tattered black fabric.>

Phantom: "I'm 97% sure you don't have lungs."

"Hold on/Stay tough/Be strong/And hit stuff"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
Jul 1st 2019 at 1:36:38 PM

AU Base

Talbain's and Amaterasu's ears flicked, listening for any potential dangers. The Lycanroc summoned some Stone Edge spires to shatter with Swords Dance while Ammy used Nasty Plot

Aurabolts Raid, Floor 25

Lamb had elected to leave Jackal with the main baddie while she joined up with the rest of the Aurabolts, setting fire to any bogeys she could.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Jul 1st 2019 at 3:19:46 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
MasterJayAM Relationship Status: Married to the job
Jul 1st 2019 at 3:26:45 PM

Somewhere to the far north of Unova

Jonathan stands in a farmhouse in the middle of a large ranch in the backwoods in a typical awkward fashion. Behind him are a fearow and a spearow, who seem to be content walking around the grassy lawn of the farmhouse. Meanwhile, the bouffalant graze.

Jonathan: Well, he's not home, eh. Let's go back to the hostel or go take pictures of the national park that Jean told us to do!

Walter, via speech device: Again, Jonathan, your courage is without measure.

Jonathan: Neo-Flare never gave me daddy issues.

Walter: You're going to have to make peace with him eventually.

A Xatu materializes in thin air. Out comes a short, heavy-set elderly Metís man wearing a tuque and flannel, with the appearance generally resembling that of a lumberjack.

Jonathan: Hello Yati.

Yati the Xatu, telepathically: <Hello, Jonathan. It is a pleasure to once again see you. Your father and I have looked forward to this meeting.>

Jonathan: Really.

Pierre: Jonathan. My apologies for being tardy. I didn't expect you to come so soon.

Jonathan: Or at all.

Pierre: I'm sorry you feel that way.

Jonathan: Well, sorry for disappointing you for the umpteenth time, eh.

Pierre, mentally: <Yati, he's still upset.>

Yati: <Don't worry too much, Pierre. Jonathan also feels the same apprehension. A mix of fear of disappointing you again is mixed in with the resentment. But he wouldn't have come here if he didn't want to even try to reconcile.>

Pierre, mentally: <Is it too much to ask to have us get along for the holidays?>

Pierre: There's a [Tim Hortons] down the road. You want to come and grab a few?

Jonathan, walking toward Yati: What, you think that doughnuts are going to win me over and make up for the times you kept judging my life choices and—

Yati: <Knock it off, Johnny, no one's buying it.>

Jonathan: Tabarnak.

Pierre: Watch your fucking language, young man!

And with that, the Xatu teleported them off to a doughnut store.


Dave: Jon, why are we in [Canada]?

Rotom Jonathan: You ever tried [Timbits]?

Edited by MasterJayAM on Jul 10th 2019 at 5:59:17 PM

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Jul 1st 2019 at 3:39:29 PM

Raid, Floor 25

Stranger is on the 25th floor, having gone up with Jackal.

"So uh...I'm kind of lost here. Woefully unequipped, mentally and physically. You know this ominous voice?"

Barren Stead, Orre, Past

Older Derry: "Help the pathetic man up." Begrudgingly Jeremy obeyed and Des was vertical again. Well mostly. He bent over clutching his side and gasping for air. Older Derry continued.

Older Derry: "They took Jenny."

"How do you know that?" He half expected Jeremy to jump him again but surprisingly the farmhand remained where he was to though Des could see the grip on his fist clenched ever so tighter.

Older Derry: "We were all away from the ranch when the Royce gang swept in. They were likely staking the place out until they knew we were vulnerable. We saw them take the 'mons across the desert. When we got back to the ranch, Jenny was gone, all her belongings left behind, no note telling us where she went."

Des furrowed his brow. He only heard bits and pieces about the Royce gang while he was in town. Sure they were notorious rustlers but seemed above kidnapping.

If they already took the cattle why kidnap Jenny?

Older Derry: "We're already trying to get a hold of the sheriff, but he's three days away in the bush somewhere. Not my first choice for a vacation but to each their own. Now we paid and deputised you to protect this town. As far as I'm concerned you violated the terms of our agreement. We've already combed your belongings and took the advance we gave you. You're not gonna see the rest of that paycheck either."

"Hold on, you can't do th-." He was silenced by Older Derry sticking up his hand.

Older Derry: "Let me finish, boy. Now, myself and the townsfolk are a little...'excited' right now. Some of them wanna put a bullet between your eyes. But, we also recognise hard work and think people should be compensated for their hard work. So, fix the problem, promise you'll never show your face here again, and you'll get your money." Once Derry finished he pulled out a cigarette, lit it and started puffing away.

"I...wouldn't even know where to begin."

Older Derry: "Oh we already know a frou-frou Kalosian like yourself wouldn't know anything about our harsh wilderness. That's why my son is going with you." He took a long drag and slapped his son's shoulder. Jeremy, meanwhile, was starring daggers at Des.

BittersweetNSour Dark Wings Rise Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Dark Wings Rise
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:11:43 PM

Ultra Plant Base

-Pride's true form, whatever it might be, screeches in pain as it's Spirit Shackled, which keeps it in place long enough for the other attacks to hit their mark and for the ofuda to burn at him. He claws it off, yanks the Spirit Shackle out, and keeps pursuing Tyto, slashing recklessly in a rage.-

Pride's emotions rose to a fever pitch! It entered Hyper Mode!

-Jevil is sent flying into the wall by the various attacks, sending his head bouncing off. He laughs, and summons it back, prancing joyfully back toward his opponents, twirling along with Ian's pirouette and the ring of light circling him.-

* JEVIL got slightly more TIRED!

Jevil: {Ha, ha! I see you are enjoying the ring-around!}

-He tosses a Flame Burst fireball that explodes in a circle around the party.-

* Smells like burnt chaos.

-In the chaos, chaos, Robinson has taken the chance to ollie out of there.-

-Robinson's office is... full of papers. The pile of promotion requests is still there, as are many other very important documents. Additionally, there is a computer, and a couple cabinets as well.-

-It all looks so trashable.-

Futures Factory, Floor Five-Fives

-Rogue tuts almost mockingly.-

Rogue: Now, Jack, let's not be rude to our host! He wants our full attention, and we should give it to him!

-They turn toward the hall, voice dripping with a condescending tone.-

Rogue: So, good doctor, what is your tragic backstory? I'll share mine if you share yours.

what if horses were persistence predators
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:19:07 PM

Orre Factory

Baba Yaga: Ỵ͙͝e͓̼͉̟s͚͈̦̫͈͡,̗͈̹ ̴f̫̱̟̫̥̀e҉̭̙͓̰̠e̙̘̗ͅd̜̺̯̘ ͓͈͇̝̰h̬̯i͈̬̭̯m ̭͚͔̤̻̜t̹͔̱͈̳̻̀ͅo̻̙͚ ̜̪t̫̝̟̻͕̙͟he̶ ̧̳̩̜̹̪m̞̱̯̕o̺̰̖ns͕͈̪̗̣̤ṱ̷̘͎̳͖r͚ͅo͕͈͓̳͖͘s̤̬̺̭̟͜ͅị̘͉͔̬̻́ț͚̠i͔̲̤e͚͉̭̹̯̝͈s̨̜̬.͏̮̤̻͙̼ͅ.͕͇̣.̬̦̟̲̠

Ultra Plant

-Zenyatta grunts from the attack but follows up with an Earth Power aimed at Jevil's head-

AU Fiore

-A giant blue Incineroar suddenly bursts out of the back of the base-

-Notably, the giant blue Incineroar looks almost undead- as if it were made out of spare body parts-


-the remaining dragons and Unova mons gather around the Incineroar-

Druddigon: <Hold your places! We've got Julius backing us up!>

Jean: ...Ah shit.

Edited by Umbramatic on Jul 1st 2019 at 8:20:16 AM

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DuneTheWanderer Burger Scientist from Nowhere, USA
Burger Scientist
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:25:41 PM

The GM House

-Ludmilla opens up the front door, expecting tonight's dinner courtesy of Uncle Infin or Inity.-

-What she beheld was an altogether different kind of weird.-

-A tall, what could only be described as long, man with a scruffy stubble, a thick mustache, short black hair, and a burnt out match between his teeth, was being held by the scruff of his neck by Cu Sith, due to her being the only canine tall enough to not drag his knees through the dirt.-

Scruffy Man: Uh... Hi.

Ludmilla: ... Hi.

Cun Annwn: <We found this guy walking down from Pyrite. He kinda smells familiar, so we brought him here.>

Scruffy Man: So, uh, hey, the name's Vinny. You, ah, mind telling Fido to let me down?

Ludmilla: Depends. We've had an intruder problem around here lately. Why are you here?

Vinny: Oh, you know, taking a long walk in the... uh... hot desert afternoon... the hottest part of the day... to, uh... clear my head...

-A voice comes from inside the house.-

Twitch: Oh, for the love of- Dad! What the hell are you doing here?!

Vinny: Violet! Hello, my little nitroglycerin flower, how's work?

-Ludmilla blinks.-

Ludmilla: Wait a second, "Dad"? "Violet"?

-Twitch groans and facepalms as she walks up.-

Twitch: Ludmilla, this is my dad.

-Cu Sith drops the man onto his feet.-

Vinny: I had heard my daughter had gotten a job, so I figured I'd wander over...

Twitch: ... And ask for some money?

Vinny: Hey, they still haven't fully opened the Under to the public, I don't got no workflow at the moment.

Vinegar: Oh, hey Vinny!

Vinny: Hey, Vinegar! Love with what you did with those blast goggles.

Ludmilla: Okay, look, this appears to be a personal thing, so why don't you go inside while I wait for dinner out here.

Vinny: I dunno, I like it out here in the oven that is the Orren summer.

-Twitch hooks too fingers into her father's nostrils and drags him inside.-

Ludmilla: Wow. So this is how it feels to be normal for once.

Cun Annwn: <Normal is overrated.>

Ludmilla: Agreed.

Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
No voice to cry suffering
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:35:55 PM

Ultra Plant Base, Pride

Megan: -blinks at Tagg's remark-

-she hangs her helmet on a crest-spike, and fumbles one-handed in a side pouch for—yes, a battered glasses case-

Megan: -donning the surprisingly intact glasses within, blinking again at Tagg- Oh, it's this dream agaiAAAAAA

-and shrieks in horror at Pride, nearly falling off of the Mega Gyarados Donnel-

Megan: -apparently trying to will lucidity into being, leveling her trident in the vauge direction of the rampaging Pride- Okay let's skip the nightmare part of this and get to where I cry at what I think the color of the sky used to b—Vee, sorry but could you not laugh so loud I don't actually think I want to wake up just yet—

-and it's not immediately apparent who she's talking to, until it is-

-a Vaporeon, short in the leg and torso but swirling nearly a meter of tail behind herself, wearing an eyepatch, grinning like a threat display seems to materialize like a scarf around Megan, cackling euphorically-

Vee: -grinning, fiercely exuberant- <Well, it's about TIME!>

-and she launches herself from Megan's shoulders into the air, tearing a quartet of watery pillars from the ground as she does so-

Vee used Hydro Pump!

Megan: -just...stares, for a moment-

Mega!Donnel: <...y'know, ah think this might actually be real?>

Donnel used Crunch!

Megan: -looks on the verge of tears-

Ultra Plant Base, Jevil

Mobius Employee: -presumably obviously not Of The Party, continues standing there-

-not that it matters much in any case, because they don't seem to be leaving, or doing anything of note aside from peer at all the commotion and idly sidestep some fire-

-the ring of light ducks and weaves with the head, flashing as it twirls, almost playfully-

-and then it seems to bomb the immediate area with the distillate experience of a weeklong string of all-nighters, precariously balanced only by a jug of coffee brewed in hell-

Edited by Asterisk395 on Jul 1st 2019 at 8:38:42 AM

No mind to think. No will to break.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:44:01 PM

Ultra Plant Base, Robinson's Office

-PEFE!Every fishes around in her pockets, withdrawing a truly unsettling quantity of cigarette lighters-

Sporange: <Since when do you smoke?>

PEFE!Every: I don't. But I think it's important to always carry around a gallon or two of propellant.

-she begins throwing the liquid liberally onto the papers and anything made of wood-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:49:37 PM

Ultra Plant Base

Mezzo: Wait, wait, wait. It's still alive?

Butterscotch: <Anyone could survive that.>

Mezzo: Ugh. Get rid of it, please.

-Butterscotch sends out another Dark Pulse-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
MetamorphicHalis Luckiest of Stars from Generica High Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Luckiest of Stars
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:54:29 PM

AU Base

AU!Halis: "Ohhhh nononono... I am NOT staying in this situation!"

They quickly run off into one of the side rooms, taking care not to drop anything as they do so.

AU!Halis: "I don't know what's going on but if you could kindly fight each-other and not me, that'd be nice! Not a fighter, just, uh... me! Ok maybe I should stop talking so much, that's probably not helping my case here..."

They quietly resume collecting random things, trying to stay out of anyone's sightline since they doubt anyone's going to help them if they get in the way now.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Jul 1st 2019 at 5:55:02 PM

Ultra Plant Base

Hyper Mode!

-To Megan-

Nice to see you too, but I guess we'll have to save the rest of the pleasantries for later.

Well it's a theory considering how Hyper Mode works but...

-Throws a Pester Ball at Pride-

Tyto: -Flying to avoid Pride- <This is getting really annoying.>

Pici: -Dryly- <What about the fun of the hunt?>

Tyto: -Using Foresight on Pride- <Quiet you! Now, together!>

Pici: -Moves to slam beak-first into Pride from above (Which is admittedly a bit difficult with the relatively low ceiling)-

Legion: -Uses Soak-

Benkei: -Attacks from the side with a Thunder Punch-

AU!Sekra Range Base

AU!Tagg: Well you know what they say, the bigger they are... the harder they fall.

Eclipse: -Fires off a Stone Edge-

Aquarius: -Sings as a pink mist permeates the battlefield-

Aquarius used Misty Terrain!

Mist swirls about the battlefield!

Edited by rmctagg09 on Jul 2nd 2019 at 4:46:07 AM

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Jul 1st 2019 at 6:00:27 PM

Ultra Plant Base, Jevil

Daydre has her hands full dodging the fire. She registers that Robinson is gone, but there are more important matters at hand. Like not being set aflame.

Azure Aqua Jets up and then towards Jevil, changing trajectory midcourse with another jet.

Edited by Daydre on Jul 1st 2019 at 9:00:37 AM

Courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
Jul 1st 2019 at 6:05:17 PM

Ultra Plant Mobius Base

Siobhan: "Uh, this isn't a dream! At least I don't think it is maybe the entire world is actually some elder god's dream but, uh, probably not! Also hi! I don't know who you are!"

She recalls Gogmazios and sends out Dalamadur.

Siobhan: "Dalamadur! Get 'em!"

Dalamadur attempts to Bulldoze the Mimikyu.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Jul 1st 2019 at 6:23:26 PM


AU!Silas and Arthur glance at each other, and draw weapons in case the thing decides to get to close, Barbatos and Hayden however draw their fists back and toss them forward, right at the Blue Incineroar.

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Jul 1st 2019 at 6:27:17 PM

Ultra Plant Base, Jevil

-Ian sees that his Pirouette has made Jevil somewhat tired and smiles with glee-

Me: -thinks to self- Maybe there's a way to make this Pagliacci of head explosions fall completely asleep... if my Pirouette worked so well, then maybe...

-out loud- Come on out, Raru!

-Ian takes a Poké Ball off his belt, presses the button and out comes Raru-

Raru: <Hey, pal. Where's Piku-chan?>

-Raru then sees Jevil and hides behind my leg-

<And what is THAT thing?!>

Me: Piku-chan is fighting a Shadow Mimikyu with the Morendo siblings, and that... well... I don't know what that is, but I'd assume that it's like Colton's... Kartana? In that my Pokédex actually has no data on it...

Raru: <Makes sense. So, what's the plan?>

Me: -taking the Sparkle Tap out of my pocket- We're gonna make 'im feel sleepy...

Raru: <I see what you're going for... but... what are you gonna do with that?>

Me: I'm gonna need a piece of string... Can you reach into my backpack for one?

Raru: <Lemme see...>

-Raru jumps into my backpack, finds a piece of string and hands it to me-

Me: Thanks, Raru...

-I tie the string around the Sparkle Tap and tie a knot so it doesn't get free.-

Me: Ready?

Raru: -standing on my head- <As ready as I'll ever be!>

Me: Let's do this!

-I take the string tied to the Sparkle Tap into my left hand, turn to face Jevil and shift my wrist slightly, causing the Sparkle Tap to sway back and forth-

-Raru's eyes glow a bright pink as he sends soothing waves of energy in Jevil's direction-

-Raru waves his cute little arms in circles as he stares in Jevil's direction-

-Raru gazed strangely!-

-Ian swung something back and forth!-

-Ian and Raru used Hypnosis!-


Ultra Plant Base, VS Pride

Piku-chan: <Well... If you want something that can do real damage to a Fairy type, I know just the move! It's rather... Extra-ore-dinary...>

-Piku-chan winks at the security camera because he told a bad joke-


-Piku-chan turns back around, his tail glows a bright silvery color and then strikes Pride with his tail-

-Piku-chan used Iron Tail!-

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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse
Jul 1st 2019 at 6:30:55 PM

Orre Factory Tower

-Nightingale puts the letters H and I into separate eyes of her helmet before wandering around the room looking for interesting things to mess with-

Ultra Plant Base

Daev Jons: Is it normal for a living candy thing to use this much fire?

-The Aron meanwhile has recovered from being yeeted and is trying to plod over to repeatedly headbutt the Jevil... For like one damage a hit-

Copper Aron: <Dispatching target anomaly.>

AU Base

-Drake Palmer takes one look at the blue Frankencat and chortles-

Drake: Ah, this shall be no matter. I've been longing for a fight like this!

-He does a little flourish with his bone-sword and rushes in. Oh yeah also the Charizard he came in on is also here and decides to open with a Flamethrower-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

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