ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Prost, Prop Workshop

-Mask breaks-

Mokele Mbembe!

Mokele Mbembe: -Fires off an Earth Power-

Prost, Lobby

Doc: -Is rendered immune from the Poisonpowder thanks to Mandrake's typing-

Crochet: -Is not so lucky, and gets hit full-on by the fireball- <Ack!>

Edited by rmctagg09 on Mar 13th 2019 at 6:17:01 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-"Ramona stands outside the Humilau gym doing jumping jacks in shorts and a my hero academia shirt."-

Ramona: We can do this, we can do this, we can, we can, we can do this!

-"Victor, Norma, and Aya just stare at her."-

Victor: <You know, eventually, someone's either going to start doing them with her or call the cops.>

Norma: <Why can't it be both?>

Aya: <The guy over there has been watching us for the past half hour and it's kinda freaking me out.>

Ramona: OKAY! CHARGE!!!

-"She runs into the gym, ready to get her next badge."-

Victor: <...Did she forget us?>

Norma: <Why are you asking questions you already know the answers to?>

-"The mons fallow their trainer into the gym."-

Let's all have fun

Kanto Route 4

Me: -whispers- I Like Those Odds...

Let's do this!

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

The Prost, Auditorium

-Christina gasps as she gets Poisoned. Of course she had to be a Fairy-type. She considers waiting since Grass is weak to Fire...but Butterfree's weak to Flying.-

Christina: <Lakshimi!>

-The Dartrix woman appears and flies at the Concession Addict with a Peck.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Backstage

-Morgan leaps forward as the sword starts to descend on Ren.-

Morgan Le Fay: <Come forth my other self! ZORRO!>

-In a flash of blue flames and energy, a black Gallade with a wide-brimmed hat that covers the top half of his head like a mask and wearing a long black cape zooms forward parrying the sword slash with a rapier of glowing psychic energy.-

Morgan le Fay: <Get up Director.>

Ren: Right then. Abe-no-Seimei!

Abe-no-Seimei: Time for a return to limelight!

-Abe-no-Seimei gracefully spins as a wide arc of super-hot air spread outward from the trailing sleeves of the mystical kannushi's jōe.-

Front-of-House group

-While Raijuu is poisoned, Susan and Aria are safe thanks to Genbu using Protect.-

Oscar: <ughhh... I feel awful and I am not even poisoned.>

-In preparation to counter attack, Raijuu Howls.-

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Mar 13th 2019 at 5:39:57 AM

Jubilife Prost - Theater

Upon recognizing that there was little, if any, hope of escaping, Colton grabbed his mask and removed it. "Camazotz!" He demanded as the Noivern appeared, letting forth a powerful Boomburst at the opposition.

The both of them ended up inhaling the Poison Powder, feeling a fair but weaker as the poison slowly began to take its toll.

A pang of panic struck Colton but the adrenaline spoke louder, and Camazotz kept up the Boomburst until it started hurting his weilder.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

The Prost-Backstage Battleground

Lane:There we go! Persona!

-Lane's mask bursts into Decarabia and fires off a Water Pulse at the Sword-

Tori:I...ok, so I just...Persona!

-Tori's mask bursts into flames-

-Ching!-

Thou art I, I am thou. By temporary contract, my will is forged. I am Sandman, bringer of sleep.

-A Lunatone with a Delibird-like body appears and launches a dust cloud as it uses Hypnosis on the Sword-

Edited by Skyzerk on Mar 13th 2019 at 7:12:53 AM

-"Ramona rushes in and jumps onto the gym platform."-

Ramona, pumped: Hola, mi nombre es Ramona. GYM BADGE PLEASE!!

-"Ramona was answered by a blank stare from the person cleaning the giant pool."-

Janitor: ...Um, Marlon's not here.

-"Ramona stares blankly at the janitor."-

Ramona, still pumped: When will he be back?

Janitor: I don't know, an hour maybe.

Ramona: Okay!💖

-"She stands on the platform and starts punching the air."-

-Two hours later.-

-"Marlon walks into the gym, a fishing net full of pokeballs over his shoulder."-

Marlon: Wow, what a relaxing da-

-"Ramona shoots over to the entrance."-

Ramona, sweating and red faced from punching the air for two hours: GYM BADGE PLEASE!!!

-"Marlon lets out a high pitched scream."-

Victor, swimming in the now filled pool with Aya and Norma: <Gym leader's here.>

Norma: <About time.>

Let's all have fun

-Corrin's eyes dart back and forth between the three opponents as she forms a plan.-

Corrin: Yato-no-Kami!

-Her mask dissolves, and a Doublade hovers around her, swords at the ready.-

Yato-no-Kami: <We will bring justice!>

-They spin, taking the Psychic attack with little more than a wince and a hiss of pain, and raking Obscura-wreathed blades across the Gardevoir.-

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Mar 13th 2019 at 7:22:01 AM

Silas tore of his mask, "Solaire!"

Out came the Mercenary of the Sun, who proceeded to spit fire at Hired Shield.

"Fire, it doesn't fit you. You much prefer cold steel in hand... well one of them."

"Quiet you. I don't need this right now."

-Ivan grabs two bags and puts them in the taxi's trunk.-

Ivan: "There, uh, doesn't seem to be room for. Me?"

...

Ivan: "I'll, uh, take the bus."

Airport, Past

Tommy disembarks the luggage while apologizing to the cab driver.

Jeff: Nonsense, we can book a larger vehicle on Gruber. We can fit six people into those things.We're five people and have a lot of luggage.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Mar 15th 2019 at 8:17:15 PM

-"Ramona and Marlon stand on opposite sides of the gyn field. Platforms now float in the water to allow non-swimming pokemon to battle."-

Marlon: Alright kid, ya ready?

Ramona, her camera on: Oh Mr.Marlon, I'm beyond ready. Ready to win that is!! 😆

-"In one swift movement, Ramona swaps out her shorts and My hero shirt, for a pink, two piece bikini and high heeled sandals."-

Marlon: Awesome dude. But, you don't have to wear a swimsuit, we're not going into the pool.

Ramona: I know, but I bought this awhile back and really wanted an exscuse to wear it.

Marlon: Fair enough. -He grabs a pokeball off his belt- Surf's up, Carracosta!

-Gym leader Marlon sent out Carracosta!-

Ramona: Okie dokie, go.... -suddenly remembers that she's wearing a bikini and has to take her pokeballs out of her bag that's she threw far away- hold on.

-"Ramona walks over to the entrance of the gym and grabs her bag. She then walks back to Marlon and his annoyed Carracosta."-

Ramona: Okie dokie. Go, Lucy!

-" Ramona throws out her Lucario, who stands on one of the floating platforms."-

Let's all have fun

Prost - Front of House

Artoria: <Wait, let him->

<Or not.>

Artoria summons her own initial persona.

Artoria: <Gawain!>

She kind of grabs the sword and dives out of the way of the fireball, the steel typing letting her ignore the poison.

She then directs her pokesona to use Shadow Claw on the Gardevoir shadow.

Lumiose Condo

Brynhild: "Hm... This 'Jackal' person... Alternatively, I do recall one of the members of the J-team working for Asimov offering... hm."

She thinks for a moment. "I wonder... no, that would be leaping to conclusions."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Ivan: "Oh, okay. I'll pay!"

...

Ivan: "Speaking of which, I made a million dollars recenly."

Lumiose City International Airport

Tommy: Yeah. I heard about that. Something about you restoring some big-name artist's last painting and it being bought out by that rich art collector.

The rest of Tommy's family with the exception of Miley drop their jaws in disbelief.

Lucy, staring down Marlons Carracosta: <Rock aura... My win.>

-"Carracosta just smiles smugly."-

Ramona: Okay, Lucy, power up punch!

-"Lucys arm glows red and she rushes at Carracosta."-

-Lucy used power up punch!-

Marlon: Carracosta, throw up a protect!

-"Carracosta spins around, its shell glowing a faint white, and blocks Lucys attack."-

Ramona, pumped: Lucy, now that your up close, hit em with a metal claw!

Lucy: <Understood...>

-"Lucys hands clang with a metallic song and are enveloped in a gray aura. She brings the metal claw down onto Carracosta."-

Marlon: Carracosta, use Shell smash!

-"With a cocky smile, Carracosta cracks its own shell and lets it explode, the pressure of the explosion throwing Lucy back."-

Ramona, shocked: Wha!?

Marlon: Now, turn the waves with a Hydro pump!

-"Carracosta inhales sharply, then blast a torrent of compressed water at the unsuspecting Lucario."-

-Carracosta used Hydro pump!-

-"Lucy is takes a direct hit and crashes into the water."-

Ramona: Lucy no!

-"Lucy floats limply in the water, completely unconscious."-

Marlon: Looks like the first rounds man.

-"Carracosta lets our a smug chuckle."-

Let's all have fun

The Prost - Workshop

-The sword-swinging mannequin is scorched by the heat and goes limp under Hypnosis but after taking a moment to steady on the sword it charges forward to swing towards Elizabeth-

-The towering shieldbearer wanders over towards the group and tries to shove Lane aside-

The Prost - Lobby

-The Gardevoir gasps as she's cut across the midsection, coughing slightly as she recovers-

Off-Duty Maid: Oh now you've got me mad!

-She smirks and glances aside and looks for a defenseless target to cast her next Psychic at-

-The bone-bedecked girl smirks as the fireball hits home on Crochet and prepares to fling a full volley at the same target!-

-The winged girl giggles and darts about after recoiling from the Peck-

Concession Addict: You could use a nap!

-She spins and tries to cast Sleep Powder onto Lakshimi!-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Ivan: "Oh, I'll introduce you guys on the way there."

-Ivan pulls out his phone and mutters curses to himself as he slowly tries to figure out how the app works. He eventually gets it.-

The Prost-Backstage Brawl

-Decarabia tries to fly in front of the shove, but that only results in the feedback of the block sending Lane sprawling anyway-

Lane:Gy-AGH!

Tori:'Lane!

-Tori grits her teeth-

Hey ugly!

-Sandman blasts the shield mook with a Moonblast-

Over here!

-Corrin narrows her eyes.-

Corrin: Hey! Show some honor when you fight!

-She takes one of Yato-no-Kami's swords, and guides it to slam the blunt side of it into the Gardevoir's head.-

Yato-no-Kami used Iron Head!

-For a moment, neither side budges.-

-And then the Shadow breaks eye contact first, looking down toward the ground that doesn't exist.-

Shadow Rose: ...Fine. A fraction of my power. But you'll come to realize how useless it is. If you're really so stubborn about this, then we'll talk more later.

-Blue flames spiral across the Shadow's body, and she disappears.-

-Rose stands up.-

-She steps out from behind cover.-

-Her mask is burning.-

Rose: All right, let's see if the bastard keeps her word. Persona!

-She pulls it off. No blood, no transformation, but unlike before, it dissolves into a burst of blue flames, and a figure resembling a caricature of an elderly man, with a long nose and red robes resembling a Krookodile, stands before her.-

Rose: About fucking time.

???: I'd say. I am thou, thou art I! I am Bluetongue Lizard, the capricious sorcerer! My power is yours to command!

Rose: Good. Let's make up for lost time and kick some ass. Show me what you can do, Bluetongue!

-Bluetongue Lizard laughs, making a gesture at the Contracted Shield, and a whirling vortex of sand rips up beneath it.-

Bluetongue Lizard used Sand Tomb!

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Mar 13th 2019 at 9:43:17 AM

Prost, Lobby

-As the fireballs fly towards Crochet-

Doc: <Darn it... what do I do... Mandrake's no good against something like that, and it's not like I can use my actual moves here...>

<Are you going to let her die here, like your mother did almost a decade before they turned you into a Shadow of a much different kind than these.>

Doc: -Glares at the bone-covered girl as his eyes glow yellow- <I have had enough!>

<Then will you take the contract?>

Doc: <Yes!>

-His regular mask is then replaced with a white comedy drama mask, which the Audino then struggles to remove-

<I am thou... thou art I... there are many in need of healing, now together we can cleanse this disease!>

Doc: -Rips off the drama mask with a spray of blood before being enveloped in a blue light- <Argh!>

Crochet: -In the midst of dodging the fireballs- <Doc!>

-The light dissipates and Doc looks... pretty much the same, but floating above him is an Audino with larger than normal ears wearing a toga and holding a caduceus entwined with two Snivy-

Doc: <My Pokésona...>

Crochet: <Wow...>

The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal.

-XII. The Hanged Man

Audino: <I am Galen... father of medicine.>

-A bell chimes as the fighters find themselves cured of status ailments-

Doc: -Pulling down the rim of his hat- <Galen, let's do this!>

Galen: -Raises his caduceus up to cast Light Screen, as his ear feelers extend-

Edited by rmctagg09 on Mar 13th 2019 at 10:26:00 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Silas attempted to wrangle Solaire under his command, and turned it towards the sword mannequin and block its incoming attack against Elizabeth.

"Not so easy, as if itsn't your hand."

"Shut up. shut up, shutup, shutup..."

"Getting testy, new for you, you'd just rather not project any feeling. Then again, why do you persevere?"

"Want to know?"

"Yes..."

"Then do me a favour."

"Anything."

"Shut the fuck up and let me deal with this."

The voice in his ear laughed, "Finally sticking up for yourself? Seems Solaire wasn't a bad choice, you got firey."

"Is all you have bad puns and snark?"

Lumiose Appartment

Brynhilde: "... In all honesty, the easiest thing to do would be confirm."

The Prost, Front-of-house

Artoria recoils from the Psychic, and commands Gawain to go and hit the Gardevoir with another Shadow Claw.

You can't protect them. You can't protect her.

Artoria glances around for the source of the mysterious voice.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.