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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#548726: Jan 13th 2019 at 5:01:47 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Channah: Okay then. Man, I need a backpack like yours.

Big Savings: -following- < you wouldn't download a car >

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#548727: Jan 13th 2019 at 5:32:46 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

-To Channah, walking-

Well, maybe if you help beat a Glitch Palkia will be nice enough to bless one for you one of these days.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#548728: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:00:50 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Channah: Palkia? ...Oh, I get it. Meh, sounds like a lot of work.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#548729: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:09:30 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

-To Channah-

You never know, it might just happen one of these days, especially if you stick around long enough.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#548730: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:21:03 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Channah: Well, I plan to. As long as this 'being forcefully teleported elsewhere' thing doesn't keep happening.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#548731: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:43:52 PM

Vermilion City

-Ever is here, looking happier than they have since New Year's-

-that said they still look fairly pensive and nervous-

-but they're not actively panicking or shutting themselves off from the planet-

-so it's a start!-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#548732: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:48:22 PM

Sinnoh, Hearthome city

-"Edmond Alexander Dumas is practising with his Rosarade, Esmeralda."-

Edmond: Alright, now let's try Flower shower!

Esmeralda: <Right!>

-"The grass type fires a energy ball at the ground, propelling herself into the air. Then, millions of pink rose pettles scatter around her and shoot out in all directions, showering down on the Pokemon center they're training at."-

Edmonds, ecstatic: Yes! At a girl! ...wait?

-"He jumps back, an energy ball blowing up where he had been standing. Esmeralda has apparently decided to add her own tricks."-

Esmeralda, still in the air: <Yes, yes! All praise the spectacle for which is me. Esmeralda shall fill your hearts with as she captivates you with her beauty!>

-"She then fires poison jabs, razor leaves, and energy balls every which way, while singing an out of tune pop song... Which no one can understand because she's a Pokemon."-

Let's all have fun
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#548733: Jan 13th 2019 at 6:53:44 PM

Oblivion Wing Bridge

Ziltoid reappeared on board, ~So looking forward to this?~

Silas looked at Roxy, and Hacks, then to Bishop, "No not really but a deal's a deal."

~Nice to see you're a man of honour. We'll be there shortly so no big deal. Thraxx will have hired some bounty hunter, supposedly a very competent one just known as Arrow.~

Silas groaned, "Knowing what I know-" he said looking over at Oliver looking over himself in a mirror, "-It's probably a Decidueye and a ghost type. I'm at a disadvantage here."

~Not entirely, we might be able to get two matches, tell me do you have any pods or space fighters?~

Silas blinked, "Yeah, why?"

~Take me to them!~

In the Cargo Bay

Ziltoid looked over the stored Mech units, ~Oh magnificent! Getting around your lack of proper gravitic maneuvering eh?~

"Yeah it works off of astronaut principles and the wings actually hold funnels."

~Oh drone weapons, this should work.~

"Hacks and I should be-"

~Oh no just you.~

Roxy spoke up, "Excuse me?"

~I'm sorry to say but we're only allowed one champion and no outside help. Truth be told you'll also have to be in Pokemon form when we get there.~

Silas sighed, "Of course... Roxy make sure the ship is ready to pick me up in case I lose."

Roxy nodded, "Of course."

Silas looked over to Horizon, "Really hope switching the controls to pokemon form should be easy, and easy to adapt to."

Foxverse Space - TS

The Fighters and numerous battleships started to fire back, it was all out war now. Foxeria was holding strong and doing well, numerous carriers and battleships making effective work of the Front ships.

"This is almost too easy," Silas commented.

Bishop then added, "Isn't that a bad thing, as it means whatever comes next..."

Silas picked up, "Everyone be prepared! We may have a superweapon on the way!"

Edited by EchoingSilence on Jan 13th 2019 at 8:58:57 AM

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Head in the Clouds, Feet on the Ground Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#548734: Jan 13th 2019 at 7:09:50 PM

Hearthome City - Present

Completely unwarranted, in the direction of Esmerelda and Edmond, a harsh melody blared from a Unovan walking towards them.

"This is how~" He started, throwing up an Ultra Ball, summoning a blindfolded Lucario.

<It begins~> He added, looking at his trainer through his blindfold and nodding.

"<You push it away, but, it all comes back again,~>" They chorused, the trainer snapping his fingers, inexplicably silencing the music after the lyric finished.

"Eh, sorry," he apologized. "We'd just like to ask the Roserade to stop singing. All the petals everywhere is really annoying, compounded by her singing. I don't know if you can understand her, but she’s really cacophonic."

Falconan Space

Colton began rapidly firing at every single ship that was firing at the squad, noticing quite a few shots going wide due to him being forced to maneuver his own ship.

"How would we prepare? I think that what these ships have been outfitted with is it!" He figured.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Jan 13th 2019 at 7:11:23 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#548735: Jan 13th 2019 at 7:30:35 PM

Hearthome

Edmond: Oh, uh, okay?

-"He calls Esmeralda back to her ball before any more damage could be done."-

Edmond: Sorry about that, she just... Really likes performing."-

-"Esmeralda then pops out her ball fuming."-

Esmeralda, angry: <Hey, what's the big idea? Do you know that it's a crime to deny the world Esmeraldas talent?!>

-"Edmond can't understand her and just pats her head."-

Edmond: There, there, we'll train more later.

Let's all have fun
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Head in the Clouds, Feet on the Ground Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#548736: Jan 13th 2019 at 7:34:28 PM

Hearthome

<Save it for the contest hall,> the Lucario spat. <A flurry of petals is nice and all, until the audience has to wince and cover their ears from such singing.>

"D.C.!" His trainer demanded. "I'm sorry, I'm sure you're talented. D.C. just has no appreciation for anything aesthetic."

<It's not a crime to have a little justice for noise complaints, by the way,> D.C. added, seemingly ignoring his trainer's words.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Jan 13th 2019 at 7:35:34 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
BittersweetNSour I'm The Bit (It's Me) from the one place uncorrupted by capitalism (space) (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
I'm The Bit (It's Me)
#548737: Jan 13th 2019 at 7:55:24 PM

Cerulean City

Mason: Nono, I meant... nevermind. Uh, thanks.

-He looks toward Misty when she enters, then gives a glance back at Milagros-

Mason: I'll, uh, talk to you more after my gym battle.

Vermillion City

-Scarlette happens to stumble upon Ever.-

Scarlette: !!! Ever! You look decent. How's things?

OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#548738: Jan 13th 2019 at 7:57:12 PM

Hearthome

-"Esmeralda glares at D.C. shocked at his comments. She then gives him a friendly smile."-

Esmeralda, kindly: I see.

-"Her rose arms then began to glow and she fires a dazzling gleam at the lucario."-

Edmond, shocked: Esmeralda!

Esmeralda, angry: <Fool, how dare you insult the talents of the great Esmeralda!? My musical genius is grand enough to put emperor Nero to shame. Kneel, kneel before my aw inspiring gifts from the gods!>

-"She then starts singing again, still off key."-

Edmond: I am so sorry.

Let's all have fun
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#548739: Jan 13th 2019 at 8:02:08 PM

Vermilion City

Ever: Plausibly functional. Yourself?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Head in the Clouds, Feet on the Ground Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#548740: Jan 13th 2019 at 8:04:44 PM

Hearthome

<ESMERELDA YES!> D.C. demanded in turn, preparing a Flash Cannon from his chest spike. The Dazzling Gleam cut into him a bit, but it wasn't anything he hadn't felt worse. <Sing [The Four of Us are Dying]!> He demanded as he fired.

"I'm glad, actually," Colton allowed. "This is one of the easiest ways to get D.C. out of my hair."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#548741: Jan 13th 2019 at 8:20:40 PM

Foxverse

-Lyra's flying spheres around the enemy ships.-

Lyra: <I have a railgun.>

-Shaun momentarily debates trying to use Obscura on a ship but then realizes how bad of an idea going unconcious is.-


Viridian Forest

Aurora: <Ah do rightly believe these belong to you, sir.>

-The Maractus lifts his maracas triumphantly.-

Maractus: <Shala-zah! Shala-kah!>

Maractus: <Thank you thank you thank you!>

Gabrielle: "You're welcome, dear. I don't believe I caught your name."

Maractus: <Oh, I'm Hestu!>

Gabrielle: "Well, Hestu, I'm Gabrielle. Safe travels."

Hestu: <Wait! Can I come with you?>

-Gabrielle shrugs.-

Gabrielle: "Why not?"

Hestu: <Shokay. So, a-den-den...do you have a Poké Ball?>

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#548742: Jan 13th 2019 at 8:42:49 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

-Notices the the door to the database room is guarded by two Grunts-

Gotta figure out a way to get past these guys, don't want to fight just yet.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#548743: Jan 13th 2019 at 10:15:35 PM

Hearthome

-"Esmeralda bends backwards, the attack grazing her face."-

Esmeralda, singing: <The four of us are dying, but we're going to live instead of crying. Yeah before reap takes our souls, we'll embrace the world whole. Because, the four of us are dying.>

-"She fires back with a razor leafe."-

Esmeralda: <Sing megalovania!>

Edited by OlympianSoul on Jan 13th 2019 at 11:13:05 AM

Let's all have fun
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#548744: Jan 14th 2019 at 2:41:55 AM

Castellia, Clavis Entertainment Talent and Advisory, Ren's Office

-Ren stretches after he finishes reviewing the document on his desk.-

Ren: Gamma, please get Martin on the phone. I believe it's time to blow the whistle.

-Gamma's voice pipes out from the speaker on Ren's desk.-

Gamma: Affirmative.

-After a few moments Martin's voice sounds in Ren's office.-

Martin: Why in the name of Arceus are you calling at this unholy hour?

Ren: -snarky- Because I knew you'd be up... -Serious- And I have something import to discuss. It involves our least favorite bundle of nerves uncle.

Martin: ... ... ... Come in at 6 this evening. This shouldn't be discuss over the phone where it could be tapped.

Ren: -smugly- Puh-lease. Who do you think you're talking to? Gamma oversees my company's cyber-security personally. But yes, I'll see you later.

Martin: ... Do you deliberately talk this to annoy me?

Ren: Yes I don't. See you later, Martin. Bye.

-Gamma cuts the call as Martin's irritated groan begins to really crank up.-

Ren: Rio.

Rio: <Yes?>

Ren: Gamma.

Gamma: Standing by.

Ren: Lets gather these materials and get some rest. We've got a show to pitch.

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#548745: Jan 14th 2019 at 4:13:11 AM

Foxverse Space, Past

/Arwing/: Oh so that's what the exotic waveforms coming in over sensors are...

-The ship being 'piloted' by /Duck/ cuts engines for a moment before spinning back up again-

/Arwing/: What do you think the dragon dregs have called this superweapon? Probably something blunt and [Roman]-but-in-[English] like "Defiant" or "Victorious"

Nimbasa City

/Duck/: >Sir.

-There is a grumble from the center of the hotel room as a human stirred to waking. Scattered around are tangles of components; Both consumer-facing hobby electronics and the few pseudo-mystical pieces he could purchase with some tenuous relationship to travelling worlds or scrying. Several amalgamations of pieces have the scent of ink, solder and plants that were said to grow along the Auric leylines-

/Duck/: >Another dinner delivery is here.

-Pent gives a muttered 'thanks' and clambers out of his futile tinkering. If it wasn't obvious from the mess, Pent is a mess. /Duck/ watches with concern while his master tries to devour the meal with a haste just shy of dangerous-

/Duck/: >Sir...

-It's mind ticked over, a gambit was required-

/Duck/: >There was a message while you were napping. From Tagg.

-Too addled by sleep and mania to notice the cautious tone, Pent slipped into belief and almost spat out his current mouthful of variety rice-

/Duck/: >Good news, they obtained a. dimension pokemon to guide them and are currently tackling an Ultra Beast... Problem. before returning home and to not worry. Only a brief signal though, likely through a minor rift. Tracking didn't turn up useful results.

-A lie. A difficult lie to make but the Porygon couldn't see another way to cut this short-

Good work, keep me informed of when they get back.

/Duck/: >Of course sir...

-It took grinding effort to stop from instantly apologizing for the deception-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Head in the Clouds, Feet on the Ground Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#548746: Jan 14th 2019 at 7:20:08 AM

Hearthhome

<Both of our songs are instrumentals,> D.C. started as he slammed his fist into the ground. <uncultured weed!>

A Dark Pulse radiated outward from him, directed towards Roserade.

After the move was fired off, D.C. lifted his Expert Belt off of his eyes and looked at his trainer with a grimace. Colton shrugged. "We're in too deep now."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#548747: Jan 14th 2019 at 7:47:04 AM

Cerulean Gym

"Oh that's fine!"

Milagros smiled, but his smile quickly faded away. "Why must I be so awkward at socialising?" He walked into the staff break room to get his stuff. Since Misty was back, he was probably gonna be allowed to leave work.

Edited by Routeferret on Feb 3rd 2019 at 7:52:50 PM

Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#548748: Jan 14th 2019 at 8:22:35 AM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Channah: -frowns- I'm never any good at figuring out this kind of thing.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#548749: Jan 14th 2019 at 11:18:12 AM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Hmm...

-To Channah-

I have an idea, but you're gonna have to trust me.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#548750: Jan 14th 2019 at 12:27:29 PM

Ultra Jungle Mobius Base

Channah: Yeah?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

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