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SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540326: Jul 1st 2018 at 10:38:20 AM

PMD-N

Harbringer: <For you, Cris and Tsubasa, I have prepared something special.>

-He take out a a gray phial filled with a sparkling crimson liquid.-

Harbringer: <Cris, this is a potion made from the distilled essence of my dragon blood. It will allow you to resist our power, permanently, once you drink it.>


OW - Workshop

Jessica: "Ladies' secret."

-She winks.-


Stormchaser, Jessica's Room

-Elizabeth opens her eyes.-

Why does this pillow feel different? ...why are most of my clothes on the floor?

Jessica: "Morning!"

Elizabeth: "OH LUNALA ABOVE"

-She looks around quickly.-

Elizabeth: "What happened last night?"

"We didn't..."

-Jessica shakes her head.-

Jessica: "I would never take advantage of you. Besides, I have a boyfriend."

Elizabeth: "So do I. Kinda...sort of...maybe. I'm still not sure."

-Jessica sets a tray of food over her legs. It's got the works - pancakes with butter and syrup, bacon, scrambled eggs, Oran juice, and coffee.-

Jessica: "I made you breakfast!"

Elizabeth: "I, uh...thanks, Jessica. You're really nice."

-Jessica beams. It quickly changes to a smug face.-

Jessica: "And cute?"

Elizabeth: "Wha-"

-Her eyes glow purple as she flashes through her memories of last night.-

Elizabeth: "Oh. OH!"

-Jessica smiles and pats Liz on the head.-

Jessica: "Eat. We'll talk afterward."

-She takes a seat in the swivel-chair at her desk and pops open a can of cola.-

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Jul 1st 2018 at 12:40:57 PM

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#540327: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:12:26 AM

Game Night

-Gabe's character sits back and watches-

Stormchaser Arena

Julius: ...You're good.

Contact Me!
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#540328: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:19:49 AM

PMD-N

Cris: <Alright...>

He takes it, finds some way to drink it and then shudders.

Cris: <Whoo... that was... something...>

Jungle of General Japery

Mordecai smiles and nods while Copper sniffs the air.

Copper: <Hey, on the pirates... it's faint, but I think I do smell something. Maybe we'll be able to deal with Shere Khan on the way too.>

Driftveil City, Team Plasma Safehouse

Rood: "That... would make sense. Something's making them stick close together at least and you're right that that does tend to be trainers that do that..."

"Unfortunately, I don't think we've heard anything on who that might be."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#540329: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:26:12 AM

Shady House, last night

-Noncommittally-

Uh huh.

So this is what you plan on doing for the rest of your life, or at least the foreseeable future, hang out in this near-perpetually rainy, caged place.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540330: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:32:13 AM

PMD-N

Harbringer: <Tsubasa, I gift you these.>

-He holds out a pair of goggles. They have blue lenses and appear to be made from a combination of leather, chitin, and a bronzegold metal.-

Harbringer: <I made these myself. They are enchanted with Waterbreathing and Night Vision, allowing you to breath water and see in dark places.>


Stormchaser - Past

Elizabeth: "Kay I'm going to a Poké Center now bye"

-Nyoom.-

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#540331: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:36:20 AM

PMD-N

Tsubasa: <...Huh. Cool.>

They take the goggles and put them on.

<Thanks, Harbringer.>

Charles is looking very impatient right now.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
BittersweetNSour I'm The Bit (It's Me) from the one place uncorrupted by capitalism (space) (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
I'm The Bit (It's Me)
#540332: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:46:01 AM

Shady House

Paula: Sure. At least like this, I can say I'm doing community service by making this place less of a shithole. Why, you got any good alternatives? Don't you fuckin' dare say joining the J-Team.

SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540333: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:49:21 AM

PMD-N

Harbringer: <You are welcome, Tsubasa.>

-Aela looks at Charles in annoyance.-

Harbringer: <And for you, Charles...>

-He holds out a tarnished brown book.-

Harbringer: <The Book of Fate. Anyone who reads it will know their destiny.>

-All of the pages are blank.-

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#540334: Jul 1st 2018 at 11:51:51 AM

PMD-N

Charles is surprised and pleased.

Charles: <Oh my, thank you for the gift!>

He looks at it and quickly notices there's nothing in it.

<...All the pages are blank.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540335: Jul 1st 2018 at 12:44:16 PM

PMD-N

Harbringer: <Is it? Then one of two things is true. Either your fate is not predetermine, or you have fulfilled your destiny and your death approaches.>

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#540336: Jul 1st 2018 at 1:03:39 PM

Shady House, yesterday

-To Paula-

Yeah I don't think that's in the cards, at least for now, certain folks would probably shoot me dead for even suggesting it.

Seems like you'd do better work here anyway like you said.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour I'm The Bit (It's Me) from the one place uncorrupted by capitalism (space) (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
I'm The Bit (It's Me)
#540337: Jul 1st 2018 at 1:09:55 PM

Shady House — Last Night

-Paula grins-

Paula: See, I'm glad we can agree on something. Never thought I'd live to see the fuckin' day. When'd you start getting all soft toward your enemies, huh?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#540338: Jul 1st 2018 at 1:37:53 PM

Shady House, last night

-Neutral face-

Soft isn't the term I'd use, it implies I wouldn't be able to do what needed to be done if such a thing went south. I just better learned that the open palm can be just as effective as the closed fist when it comes to achieving my goals.

That, and lots of meditation exercises, that helps too. And almost five years gives you a lot of time to think about things.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour I'm The Bit (It's Me) from the one place uncorrupted by capitalism (space) (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
I'm The Bit (It's Me)
#540339: Jul 1st 2018 at 1:58:23 PM

Shady House — Last Night

Paula: Damn right. Five years... that's a lot of our lives past. Almost a fifth of your life, even more of mine.

The winner is... Ness!

-Paula grabs the Buginium Z and tosses it to Tagg-

Paula: Speaking of which, happy birthday.

OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#540340: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:06:13 PM

Outside the stormchaser

-"Homer bangs on... what he assumes is a door, while Mokuba pokes the Naganadel in the face with his bone club."-

Anubis: <Mokuba, stop poking it.>

Mokuba: <But I want it to wake up.>

Melly: <Why?>

Homer: Yo, would somebody get out here, I got a giant bug on top of my car and need somebody to take it off.

-"Unbeknownst to Homer, the dragon is now flying up into the air, his car with it."-

Mokuba: <Cool!>

Anubis: <Sir!>

Homer, still who still has mon speech blocked off: Oh for the love of, would somebody just get out here!

-"The Naganadel starts ramming into the stormchaser."-

Mor: <H-homer, look up, p-please.>

Freyja: <That dent isn't coming out.>

Homer, noticing the noise up above him, but unable to see the ultra beast: God, are they having a party or something?

Melly: <Oh for the love of.>

-'Melinoe used psychic-

-"Melly uses her psychic to throw a rock at Homers head."-

Homer, rubbing his head: Ow, son of a, What!?

Melly: <LOOK!>

-"Homer steps back and looks up to see the Naganadel repeatedly running into the side of the storm chaser... and his car fall to the ground, busting it up."-

Homer: The bug! MY CAR!

Freyja: <I don't think Geico covers that.>

Edited by OlympianSoul on Jul 1st 2018 at 2:29:03 AM

Let's all have fun
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#540341: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:10:05 PM

PMD-N

Charles just sits there for a bit.

Charles: <...Let's just go.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540342: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:36:47 PM

Stormchaser

-Jessica leans over the deck.-

Jessica: "Oi! Knock it off!"

Beat

-She grabs two Poké Balls.-

Jessica: "Fluffles, be a dear and fetch me a Beast Ball."

Fluffles: <Okay!>

-She runs into the Stormchaser proper. Jess releases a Blacephalon.-

Jessica: "Berry Bubble! You know how to deal with that?"

-BB looks back and forth between the Naganadel before nodding.-

Berry Bubble: <Lead...away.>

-He floats down to the Nagandel.-

Berry Bubble: {Hey, asshole!}

-He lobs an Ember.-


PMD-N

Harbringer: <Very well. Everyone, stand back.>

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#540343: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:41:04 PM

Shady House, last night

-Taking the Bugnium-Z-

My birthday's still a couple days away but... thanks I guess.

Never thought I'd be saying that to Paula Jaide of all people.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour I'm The Bit (It's Me) from the one place uncorrupted by capitalism (space) (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
I'm The Bit (It's Me)
#540344: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:45:09 PM

Shady House

Paula: I mean, I don't figure you plan on spending your real birthday here, and there's no fuckin' way I'm setting foot on that airship of yours any time soon. Close enough.

-She gets up, cracking her neck.-

Paula: Say, here's a question before you head out. Let's say me and Rose go back to being one person. Same memories, personality blend, all that jazz. What would you do? What do you think the others who especially hate me would do?

OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#540345: Jul 1st 2018 at 2:46:20 PM

Stormchaser

-"The Ember makes contact, isn't very effective but leaves a burn. The other ultra beast looks at Jessicas Blacephalon, studying it, trying to understand it... then it just sort of starts rocking out to panic at the disco and fires a Dragon pulse at the UB-burst."-

Homer: Mokuba, help!

Mokuba :<Your ruler knows exactly what to do!>

-"Mokuba runs up, jumps onto Homers wrecked car and... starts singing a song from the greatest showmen."

Homer: -sigh- Yep... -to Jessica- Oi, Foxy the pirate, minde filling me in on what that bug is?

Edited by OlympianSoul on Jul 1st 2018 at 2:56:55 AM

Let's all have fun
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#540346: Jul 1st 2018 at 3:00:55 PM

Shady House, last night

Here I thought she'd just show me the Bug Z-Power dance.

-Pauses for what seems like an eternity before answering-

Me? Unless you went back to your old ways, I wouldn't treat you any differently. As for the others... part of their acceptance of Rose is that she's... not you despite sharing the same face, so I'm not sure what they'd do in that scenario.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
SwiftSeraph Howling Hyena from Your House! (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Howling Hyena
#540347: Jul 1st 2018 at 3:03:43 PM

Stormchaser

-Berry Bubble literally just floats above the Dragon Pulse.-

Jessica: "Fuck if I know!"

Nagandel: <I can shed some light.>

Jessica: "What is it?"

Nagandel: <I...used to be ơͅn͇̰̜̜̫̗e̦̯̕ ̞͓̕ͅof҉̱̠̬ ̣̜̤͞ṱ̨̠̠h̖̰̪̖̜̞é̳̱m̺͎̹̭̮. Nagandel. Evolved form of Poipole. Poison/Dragon Ultra Beast. That one is Shiny. Use Ground, Psychic, Ice, and Dragon moves.>

-And just like that, he's gone.-

Jessica: "Berry, Psychic and Psyshock!"

-The Blacephalon launches an all-out mental attack.-

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Jul 1st 2018 at 5:04:27 AM

"Burnin' bright...Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything."
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#540348: Jul 1st 2018 at 3:14:16 PM

Stormchaser

-"The all out Mental hits the poison dragon dead center, making it fall... on top of Homers already totaled car."-

Homer: Oh come on!

-"The Naganadel groggily buzzes as it slowly loses consciousness. Mokuba "helps" it by bashing it in the face with a bone club."-

Mokuba, over the top: <Bone, Of, Victory! Excalibone!> -happily waves at Jessica- <Hi Caster.>

Let's all have fun
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
#540349: Jul 1st 2018 at 3:57:36 PM

Inside the Stormchaser

Shutter attempts to maintain his balance as he scouts for a window. Gimbal, who has returned to the stabilizer, floats besides him, as does Charger. A camera is already present in the stabilizer.

Gimbal: <If you're not scared of airships now...>
Shutter: This doesn't happen every day.
Gimbal: <Neither does fast-forward climate change or Delta Pokemon occupations, but, as we've long established, we do not live everyday lives.>
Shutter: Shut it. You know you relish this as much as I do.
Gimbal: <Meh, true enough. You thinking what I'm thinking.>
Shutter: You know me like a book.

Beat

Gimbal: <You are using the Wifi Camera?>
Shutter: This is essentially a drone shot. Why wouldn't I?
Gimbal: <I dunno, maybe because it looks like...>
Shutter: Yeah, it looks like Lucille. Same series, different year. Clavis C-8500.25. Full 4K. Great for drones. Can we do this later? There's a Noadkoko D'Or out there.
Gimbal, sardonically: <I thought it was a giant Pokemon.>

Shutter looks for an open window close to the action, listening in for any loud noises.

Shutter: Gimbal, crane shot! Try to get as close as you can to the action but when I tell you to leave, you dolly yourself out of there, got it?
Gimbal: <I appreciate the concern, director, but an artist must risk life and limb for that shot.>
Shutter: You're never gonna let that one time go, are you?
Gimbal: <muffled rotom noises>

Edited by MasterJayAM on Jul 1st 2018 at 4:18:21 AM

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#540350: Jul 1st 2018 at 4:22:22 PM

Kalos - Lumiose

James and Dean are laughing at a bar, "Remember back in 2005? When we were 22, it was the 4th year of my service and then you show up?" James asked holding a bear.

Dean laughed as well, "Oh yeah, I come in having spent most of my life off at a boarding school, I start doing my shtick about how I've been in your shadow all your life"

The two were really laughing hard as Dean struggled to hold it together, "And then I announce I've taken over some island out near Angela, and it has this big walker unit with a V-Bomb launcher that's a fucking railgun!"

The other patrons stared at the two and were highly confused, and a little worried.

"I make demands and soon you're sent in, you clean up my crew and end up destroying the walker and then we end up fistfighting on top of it!"

The two were roaring with laughter now, and James sighed, "Yeah... Can't keep me down. And you, hardest son of a bitch to kill."

"Hey, don't get me started on Dad... Or uncle Toxin... Arceus the shit they went through when they were younger," Dean added.

James nodded and held up his beer glass, "To us."

Dean shook his head before clinking the glass, "To you, for finally settling down. Just a month to go... How's Janet doing?"

"Pretty good."

The two sighed and drunk.


Happy Anniversary to Metal Gear Solid. 20 Years of "Metal Gear huh?"


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