ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

 Capim Town 

-To Archer-

<What are they like? Would I have heard of them?>

Po Town, past

-Nora, now a recently evolved Alola Raichu, starts sparking in anticipation... then realizes who the opponent is.-

Nora: <...There's two of you? Oh, man, I can only imagine the look on Scarlette's face when— >

Rose: Wow, way to rub salt in the wounds. Scarlette and I aren't really talking right now, let's not discuss that.

Joywave: <Whoops.>

Nora: <Ooooookay, whatever, doesn't matter! I've got a bug butt to kick!>

Rose: Thank you. Use Thunderbolt!

-Nora lets loose a bolt of electricity, frying Joywave-

Joywave: <...Ow. Yep, should have expected that.>

Paula: Sleep Powder.

Joywave: <How about you not do that again.>

Nora: <How about you shut your— >

Rose: ...

Joywave: <Same thing every time.>

-Rose starts fumbling for an Awakening while Joywave prepares a series of Quiver Dances.-

Rose: Come on, it's in here somewhere...

Rose: Ah, here it is!

-Rose quickly sprays the Awakening on Nora.-

Nora: -yaaaaaawn- <That was a nice nap... where were we again— >

Joywave: <Go back to bed.>

Rose: :/

Capim Town

-Archer stiffens-

Gible!Archer: <You wouldn't, no.>

Route 17, waaaay past

-Archer and Mona are here mentally making fun of the lingering Skull grunts when they hear the sounds of a fight from Po Town-

Archer: -eyes widening- Wait... Is that...

-runs twoard Po Town-

Mona: <Archer, wait!>

-she follows-

Po Town, past

-Rose sighs and grabs another Poke Ball.-

-Pixie looks around at the scenario... then starts sniffing and walking toward Paula.-

Rose: Pixie— wait— over here—

Joywave: <Hey, that Arcanine looks kind of like the Growlithe you lost a while back.>

Paula: Geez, small world, isn't it? Almost forgot about her, it's been so long since I snagged her from her old owner.

Pixie: <I'm really confused. Really, really confused. Why are there two of you?>

Rose: Pixie, I'm the one you're supposed to be with. The Butterfree's the enemy.

Pixie: <Oh! Okay, okay!>

Joywave: <Are we back on track? Good.>

-Joywave uses Psychic on Pixie, who yelps in pain, then does the wet-dog shakedown to release a Heat Wave.-

Joywave: <Well, it was fun while it lasted— >

Dross Tunnels, Side B

"Well, sucks for you I guess! Talk about losing your head!"

Star's fighter was starting to look a little worn, but not enough to prevent her from firing.

Dross Depths

-Jean, Dave, and Mia close in on and fire on the skull-

Po Town, way past

-Archer and Mona stop a distance from Paula and Rose's battle-

Archer: ...How...

Mona: <...Things have officially gone to shit...>

edited 17th Sep '17 1:47:22 PM by Umbramatic

 Capim Town 

-Can tell Archer is not telling the truth but decides not to press it at this current time-

I see. Anyway, did you know that there are certain evolutionary items here that are probably rare if not completely nonexistent in our home universe?

Planet Dross, Depths, Side B

Alyesha still fired her sniper rifle, her fighter by now not really capable of anything more than being a firing platform for her with all weapons having either been destroyed or run out of ammunition.

Capim Town

Deciding that there was... really no reason for him to cling to Lucario's back, Colton dismounted. He spent a little time reorienting himself on four paws before approaching Mona. "But my name's Colton."

Capim Town

Gible!Archer: -to Tagg- <Wait, really?>

Mona: <Hey Colton. Didn't know you got invited to the wedding.>

Capim Town

<Just gonna clear this up right now,> the Unovan started. <Just tell me what event you know me from, because as I said, I can't do names.

<Also, as far as I know, I was actually pranked - someone 'ported me to this worl- wait, wedding?>

Capim Town

-Lane is wiggletuged to his feet, er, paws-

Lane:<I know, I know. Just...still not used to lookin' like this.>

 Capim Town 

-To Archer-

<Yeah, like there's the Frozen and Mossy Rocks, which evolves Eevee into Glaceon and Leafeon respectively, and the Coronet Rock, which evolves any mon that would require a magnetic field to do so, like Magneton and Nosepass. Was looking for the latter, personally.>

Capim Town

Gible!Archer: <Really? Do you think they have a regular ol' Ice Stone?>

Mona: <Remember when you first became a Rockruff in the first place?>

Kass: <And yes, there is in fact a wedding going on here, The whole J-Team was invited!>

-Things have been properly amassed-

-Gogie is gathered here with the rings-

-A Togekiss priest person is standing at the front, ready for things-

Capim Town

-Something shambles into town. Something? Someone. Probably-

-To put it brief, it looks like an oversized Mimikyu-

-Like, human-sized Mimikyu-

-It continues to shamble about trying to locate J-Team peoplemons-

-Also for some reason it's got Pent's hat perched on top of it-

Capim

"Oooohhh..." Colton breathed. "Now I know who you are."

"Also, about the entire Team getting invited," he added while turning to the chat's new addition. "I'd dare say I've only been recently recognized. If there's a group e-mail or something, I'd have liked some info about it."

Wait, what's your Pokeform?

edited 17th Sep '17 3:42:16 PM by AbsentCoder

edited 17th Sep '17 3:48:08 PM by Umbramatic

My characters all have different Pokeforms

Capim Town, a bit earlier

Kass: <Well, we could always get you resgis->

Mikey: <WEDDING'S STARTING, DUDES>

-He picks everyone up, Colton included, and carries them to the wedding-

Capim Town, wedding

-EVERYONE IS HERE-

edited 17th Sep '17 3:50:59 PM by Umbramatic

Capim, a little earlier

Lucario saw Colton getting lugged off. He rolled his eyes, walking behind the one carrying him, as he mulled over his options. He decided, pulling out the Pokeballs of Amaterasu, Sylveon, and Minister. They were the only ones who wouldn't be an embarrassment to everyone.

Lucario handed his own Ultra Ball to Minister; he was the only one - aside from Colton - he trusted enough to handle it.

Capim Town, wedding

They all politely stopped talking.

edited 17th Sep '17 3:58:28 PM by AbsentCoder

16 had entered a strange portal while following some people, and found himself in a lush green area, filled with Pokemon. Now he sat nearby watching what to his memory files appeared to be a wedding reception.

The machine took the brunt and the beating, letting out one last groan before exploding into countless pieces. The chamber went silent, only the hum of the delta-wing's hover jets remained.

Cobalt Stars had won against the Robot-DeCross.

Silas flew around the brain, it followed his every movement, Every laser fired was met with a block, and it only frustrated him. His grunts and eventual angrish only grew louder and louder as Alexander made it clear that nothing he tried would work.

"A little Lucario who can't stand against the Emperor of all existence. I will admit you have annoyed me, destroyed my outer layer, but now you have made up for it. So much for Auric abilities, naked Ape."

Silas closed his eyes and tried to focus, there had to be a weakpoint. Maybe Aura sense would work, he took a deep breath and let the world drift away, a blue tint covered the area around him and Silas could see. A giant Oranguru head.

"What the he-" it clicked, this was Alexander's psychic form, maybe. It would explain why the laser blasts weren't working, Alexander had concocted a barrier in the shape of... himself. "Wow Egomaniac much."

"Hmn?" "Even your psychic shield is shaped like you, You even still have the hands!"

The manifestations got close, "What do you know, finally figuring it out, well you are-"

Silas swerved and fired, the lasers flew right through the mouth and struck the brain, the psychic shield fizzled for a moment as Alexander cried out in pain. "This entire adventure while interesting has been messing with me, I've had enough, I just rolled along and accepted it! I'm not going to accept this and let you just wonder out protected!"

The laser fire continued, the cyberbrain brunted every blast and the shield fizzled, Alexander crying out in pain, before finally-

KABOOM The cybernetics started to explode.

"If I'm going down I'm ta-" One last laser burst.

The brain shut up, and fell, breaking through the floor, falling into the depts below, a last explosion ran out and up the tunnels.

Silas had defeated Alexander DeCross.

He slumped back setting the Delta-Wing into hover mode, and sighed, daring not to open his eyes until he knew it was safe.

The crackle of static was heard on his comms. Communcations had returned.

edited 17th Sep '17 4:26:53 PM by EchoingSilence

More specifically, Coder:

Locke: Rowlet

Alli: Kanto Persian

Shizuo: Mankey

Gudrunn:Houndour

Alex: Is already a natural Poygon Z, lel

Archer: Gible

Neon: Muuna

Dross Depths

Dave: <Woo! We did it! I think...>

Jean: <Where's Silas though?>

Mia: <Can we go home now?>

edited 17th Sep '17 4:57:23 PM by Umbramatic

Capim Town

Daydre and co. are here.

Capim Town, Wedding

-The Pent-hatted blanket thing shambles over to the wedding and takes up a position slightly to the side-

 Capim Town 

-To Archer-

<They probably do.>

-Suddenly wedding time-

<We'll have to continue this later.>

 Capim Town, wedding

-We are here-