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CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:23:56 AM

The internet? Oh gosh. I hope it's just memes and not the other thing. Poor Spoons would get traumatized!

Spoons: Ampha?

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Littlequeen Flying poptart cat! from ohio
Flying poptart cat!
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:26:47 AM

-baracades door with angry gyarados outside-

I regret hitting the magikarp with the raft now!

edited 21st Feb '11 10:27:30 AM by Littlequeen

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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:28:06 AM

I know, that's the reason why I don't let my Pokémon look at the internet.

-Tentatively sticks a hand in the doorway to see if anything happens-

Pepper: Ganiim?!

Relax Pepper, you worry too much sometimes...

CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:29:45 AM

Well, it's not just that. Spoons is more or less my source of Sweet Dreams Fuel, and I don't want that to be tainted! So...

Spoons, return!

-Spoons enters her pokeball utterly confused about what is going on-

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gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:30:21 AM

So, does this mean Missigno was some sort of data creature? A Porygon gone bad, maybe. I bet you 1000 Pokeyen we'll find something about Missigno's orgins in here.

Speaking of technology, I was thinking about Reshiram and Zekrom. If we do meet them, I think that Reshiram should speak in Ye Olde Burchured English, and Zekrom should speak like a robot.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:32:55 AM

Well, it did only show up at Cinnabar for a while, and Cinnabar is known for its technology.

I'm kind of wary of getting Reshiram and Zekrom into this, because if they're featured together then my Shipper Tendencies will go overboard and try to get them together.

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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:32:58 AM

Perhaps Gamer.

-Watches a data Miror B. moonwalking-

This place is weird.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:34:46 AM

... Don't look now, but there is a Tauros floating overhead.

Tauros: BLAZIKEEEEEEEN!

... I feel uncomfortable.

edited 21st Feb '11 10:35:23 AM by CalamityJane

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gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:35:16 AM

[up] Keep posting the funny, nonsensical stuff. We need more comedy after that serious arc, and I am in desperate need of cheering up. Also, it could let some lurkers join in.

-Sees a huge clooection of creatures from Pokemon Quartz.

What the hell are those things?!

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:37:42 AM

I've never seen Pokemon like that before.

-Sees a pangolin riding a bicycle-

What the hell is that?

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Littlequeen Flying poptart cat! from ohio
Flying poptart cat!
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:38:57 AM

Zorua: Well this odd huh mom.

ZORUA YOU'RE TALKING!?

Zorua: WAIT WHAT!?!?

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CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:43:33 AM

-Mewtwo appears,wearing a one-piece women's baithing suit, and smocking a bubble pipe while reading the strategy guide to Pokemon Platinum Version.

Mewtwo:...If you say anything of this to the outside world, I will kill you. I don't even know how this happened!

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:44:34 AM

-Nudi comes out wearing a top hat and a monocle-

Nudi: Check out my High-Class Glass Tagg.

Me: Nudi, you're speaking English.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
Littlequeen Flying poptart cat! from ohio
Flying poptart cat!
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:45:13 AM

Zorua: Hey can you explain why this building is glitchy?

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CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:45:44 AM

Uh, Mewtwo? Is there a reason Palkia is stuck inside the floor-board? -points to the ground-

Palkia: MFMFFSFFMMFFMFMFMFMFFFFFMFMFMFMMMMMMMM!

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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:47:24 AM

-Notices a Mudkip nearby.-

Hey!

-Bends down next to it.-

Whatca' doing here little guy?

Mudkip: SO I HERD YOU LIEK-

OHARCEUS

-Kicks it away. Pepper, shocked, hits me around the back of a head with a Vine.-

Pepper: MEGANIUM!

Ow! Pepper! I'm sure that Mudkip was evil or something! Mudkips don't talk!

-Pepper gives me a dissapointed look.-

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:47:59 AM

This is getting stranger by the minute.

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:48:48 AM

Palkia: -punches its way out of the floorboard- GAH. I HATE THIS PLACE.

edited 21st Feb '11 10:49:01 AM by CalamityJane

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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:50:35 AM

So Palkia, can you point us in the direction of Missingno?

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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Feb 21st 2011 at 10:51:35 AM

-Mewtwo: Somehow, this building is bending the very fabric of space and time. When you walked in here, you were teleported to the top floor.

Me: We have to destroy this place, right?

Mewtwo: Indeed. To destroy this building, you must destroy the six support columns that hold it upright. I would help you, but this place supresses all phycic power.

-He goes off to beat up a stuffed doll of Giovanni that just appeared out of thin air.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:51:44 AM

Memes! Memes everywhere!

-Suddenly, bananas! Thousands of them! They fall out of the sky and bury me and Pepper.-

AAAAHHHH! Bananas!

-Both Human and Pokémon quickly dig their way out of the pile.-

Pant...Pant, Phew...

Pepper: Meganium...

CalamityJane from None of your business Relationship Status: Robosexual
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:54:59 AM

Palkia: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW THE WAY OUTTA HERE? LAST TIME I TRIED TO PUNCH MY WAY OUT I ENDED UP INTERRUPTING A DATE! IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET BACK HERE, AND WHEN I DID, I WAS STUCK IN THE FLOORBOARD. MAN, I HATE THIS PLACE.

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Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Hey
Feb 21st 2011 at 10:56:06 AM

So this is the internet, huh? I think I'll go play Happy Wheels.
-an Ursaring with a tux appears-
Ursaring: COME AT ME, BRO!

edited 21st Feb '11 10:56:23 AM by Slouch


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