Toilet demons? That's on about the same level of epically weird as toilet T-Rex.
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Every time you masturbate...
you make an army of demons.
Please think of the demons.
edited 11th Apr '11 9:01:43 PM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.Christian remember, we have a duty and a charge to pray for our brothers and sisters and to lift them up.
DoodlesSo wait, that means the sperm are demons. So if you were conceived, does that mean You Are The Demons?
Jesus' past actions
John 1:1-5
In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God. He existed in the beginning with God. God created everything through him, and nothing was created except through him. The Word gave life to everything that was created,a and his life brought light to everyone. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness can never extinguish it.
Jesus' words
Mathew 7:6
“Don’t waste what is holy on people who are unholy. Don’t throw your pearls to pigs! They will trample the pearls, then turn and attack you.
13-14 You can enter God’s Kingdom only through the narrow gate. The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way. But the gateway to life is very narrow and the road is difficult, and only a few ever find it.
21-23 “Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter. On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’
Revelation 19:10e the essence of prophecy is to give a clear witness for Jesus.
Jesus'past or future actions
Revelation19: 11-21
Then I saw heaven opened, and a white horse was standing there. Its rider was named Faithful and True, for he judges fairly and wages a righteous war. His eyes were like flames of fire, and on his head were many crowns. A name was written on him that no one understood except himself. He wore a robe dipped in blood, and his title was the Word of God. The armies of heaven, dressed in the finest of pure white linen, followed him on white horses.From his mouth came a sharp sword to strike down the nations. He will rule them with an iron rod. He will release the fierce wrath of God, the Almighty, like juice flowing from a winepress. On his robe at his thighe was written this title: King of all kings and Lord of all lords.
Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, shouting to the vultures flying high in the sky: “Come! Gather together for the great banquet God has prepared. Come and eat the flesh of kings, generals, and strong warriors; of horses and their riders; and of all humanity, both free and slave, small and great.”
Then I saw the beast and the kings of the world and their armies gathered together to fight against the one sitting on the horse and his army. And the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who did mighty miracles on behalf of the beast—miracles that deceived all who had accepted the mark of the beast and who worshiped his statue. Both the beast and his false prophet were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. Their entire army was killed by the sharp sword that came from the mouth of the one riding the white horse.
And the vultures all gorged themselves on the dead bodies.
edited 13th Apr '11 7:11:45 PM by psychohistorian
I will laugh when you are in trouble! When they cry for help, I will not answer. -Jesus rebuttal to fools found in proverbs 1:26-28?I found out today that my friend's church refuses to celebrate any festivals that have any sort of link to pagans (Christmas and Easter) or do nothing but commemorate history (Good Friday and Advent)... instead they all just sit at home and sleep in because that's what you do on a Sabbath.
I found it oddly disturbing, but it does sort of explain why my friend is such a gloomy person.
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHappy Easter everyone!
Advice to the young priest (from this mornings homily):
"Stand tall, so the people will see you; speak loudly, so they will hear you; after 6 or 7 minutes sit down, so they will like you."
XD
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - MediaDidn't have a choir piece for Easter Sunday or Good Friday. We did however perform Fauré's Requiem on Passion Sunday, which is pretty much my favourite piece of classical music ever, and I've sung through it so many times now I could probably sing the entire tenor part from memory. Really beautiful stuff.
Listen to Music with Tropers at The Troper Turntable!Ok, so Pope John Paul II has been proclaimed a Blessed now.
Is anyone else - Catholic or otherwise - somewhat concerned about the usual waiting period of five years having been waived for his case, as for the case of Mother Teresa?
It's not that I have anything against him* , but hurrying up the sanctification process strikes me as a bad idea and as a bad precedent.
The case of Josemaria Escrivà was embarrassing enough, after all...
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas."Saint of Ordinary Life" reads "Saint of being incredibly boring" to me.
Though, his OtherWiki
page doesn't read like that.
edited 1st May '11 11:14:07 AM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.Sorry, my comment about Escrivá was unclear. To clarify: I have nothing against him, and I am fine with him having been recognized as a Saint - actually, I think I must recognize him as a Saint, since the Church did; I still think that he did some mistakes, and there are some aspects of his organization that I feel are deeply unsettling, but that's not the point - but still, his canonization process was a politically charged, undignified affair.
My opinion on this matter is not what counts, obviously; but still, I wish that the Catholic Church waited more time - 50 years, perhaps, at least? - from the death of a person to start the procedures, just to be able to examine with serenity their character and whatever controversies they were involved with.
edited 1st May '11 1:17:49 PM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Not a Catholic, but I couldn't agree more on waiting longer before considering beatification/canonisation. In some cases, there is a suspicion that "politics" in a broad sense has influenced the matter e.g. to some Poles, John Paul II was pretty much a saint before he died anyway, so it was a case of " let's start the procedure before this unofficial cult gets out of hand".

You know, I really should track down the source of the myth (original that is) to see if it elaborates on this “Nature of decay as explained by tiny/invisible demons.” My reference book is kinda short and sweet about it, though it just might site sources.
Though I think there were a couple other interesting myths about not going to the bathroom in the dark alone, ‘less a toilet demon would claim you, etc…
I’d accuse Ancient Hebrew demonology of being weird, but I think Christian demonology may have it beat.
Still I do like the thought process of, "Oh WOW shiny! Ima rub myself against it!"
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.