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SandJosieph Since: Dec, 2009
#1: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:57:48 AM

Alright guys, I have to log off so I can walk to work. You should hear back from me in about a week.

todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#2: Feb 5th 2011 at 2:05:02 AM

I made this thing called a square... it isn't helping me get anywhere, though.

StrikerX3 Having a hell of a time! Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Having a hell of a time!
#3: Feb 5th 2011 at 3:37:35 AM

Hey guys, why don't you get a horse? They're cheap nowadays, you know.

Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Hey
#5: Feb 5th 2011 at 5:38:32 PM

Funny story... Some crazy homeless guy came up to me and kept on babbling about how a round shape would help people get to places.
I forgot what he called it, though. I think it was "Veal" or something.
[down]That's what I was thinking. I dunno, maybe he was high or something.

edited 5th Feb '11 8:21:56 PM by Slouch

YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#6: Feb 5th 2011 at 5:49:21 PM

Well, my dogsled gets me where I need to go. Personally, a round rolling thing seems like a stupid idea.

Ironic, huh?
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#7: Feb 5th 2011 at 6:05:39 PM

Dude, I just made a fucking hoverboard. See you guys later, gotta go and be high-tech. cool

Usually here.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#8: Feb 5th 2011 at 6:06:21 PM

I dunno, I seem to get places in my boat just fine.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
StrikerX3 Having a hell of a time! Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Having a hell of a time!
#9: Feb 5th 2011 at 6:08:40 PM

-rolls down the road in a zorb-

Technically it isn't a wheel.

edited 5th Feb '11 6:08:54 PM by StrikerX3

ion496 Cheesy Heir of Pancakes from Behind a desk Since: Sep, 2010
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
#10: Feb 6th 2011 at 4:12:15 AM

Circle thingies suck compared to my aerohovercar. Hovers about 1 or 2 CM above the ground and is propelled by something. I dunno, try circle veels out.

~Ion496. Need I say more?
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#11: Feb 6th 2011 at 9:56:42 AM

Why have a circular rolly thingy when you can just have your servants tote you around on a litter?

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
StrikerX3 Having a hell of a time! Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Having a hell of a time!
#12: Feb 6th 2011 at 5:34:19 PM

I saw someone flying like this the other day. Not sure if it's safe, though.

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#13: Feb 6th 2011 at 6:40:57 PM

So, I made this thing that moves on ball bearings. It moves real good, but I can't steer worth crap. *CRASH* ...Round things are stupid for moving.

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#14: Feb 6th 2011 at 6:42:37 PM

Psh, fuck the ground, check out my zeppelin.

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#16: Feb 6th 2011 at 9:50:50 PM

Dude, I'm McFlyin' it here and you guys are talking about horses?

edited 6th Feb '11 9:51:07 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#17: Feb 7th 2011 at 5:43:29 PM

Again. Dogsled.

Ironic, huh?
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