P. Diddy is turning TV Tropes into Wikipedia!
DISCLAIMER: I don't seriously believe the whole "The admins are "Stop Having Fun" Guys who want to stamp out all individual opinions" type bullshit.
Dreaming out loud.
P. DIDDY IS PHONE!!!
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Tief girl with eartude
P. Diddy deprives infants of confectionery, the swine!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
P. Diddy started the Holocaust. He then blamed it all on some failed artist from Austria.
P. Diddy ruined college sports with the BCS system.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
We are as one.
P. Diddy supported Mao Zedong.
The Southpaw has no brakes!
P. Diddy invented silly bands!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Caffiene-Powered
P. Diddy can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
P. Diddy stole your highschool sweetheart.
P. Diddy makes your toast land butter side down.
P. Diddy makes your pistachios unopenable.
P. Diddy planted weeds on your lawn.
P. Diddy tipped Uranus onto its side.
P. Diddy hid your car keys.
P. Diddy poured salt into the Dead Sea.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Dreaming out loud.
In Soviet Russia, P. Diddy listens to YOU!
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
P. Diddy caused the Spider-Man actor to fall.
P. Diddy causes amusement park rides to have long lines.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Apparition in the Woods
P. Diddy is Agent Number None and the Lone Power.
P. Diddy invented sex... and then made it awkward just to make the world suck more.
P. Diddy is the blood flowing through my fingers.
P. Diddy is a piece of work.
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
P. Diddy is the terror that flaps in the night.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Apparition in the Woods
P. Diddy is the Scourge of Marrakesh.
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
P. Diddy oxidizes your metal tools.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
P. Diddy was behind Season 8 of Space Ghost Coast To Coast.
Dreaming out loud.
In 1956, the Egyptian government nationalized the Suez Canal, provoking multinational military response, under the threat of having "that shit" done to them by P. Diddy.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Caffiene-Powered
P. Diddy is preventing this from becoming a meme.
P. Diddy made CN Real.
We are as one.
P. Diddy is Padre Damaso.
The Southpaw has no brakes!
Your army sucks.
P. Diddy stole 100 Baneblades.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Tief girl with eartude
P. Diddy is the Man Behind Terumi.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
P. Diddy created The Sentry
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P. Diddy caused the Apartheid in South Africa.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
P. Diddy is killing music (and he's illegal).
(I don't know if he is or not)