P. Diddyβs ancestors worked for the Catholic Church and aided in the burning of Lisa Tepes. I donβt care if heβs black; just go with it.
i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.Some based on The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy:
P. Diddy sent the G'ie to Futurum.
Nozomi's mother didn't kill herself, P. Diddy killed her.
In the Slasher route, Takumi is possessed by P. Diddy, not a G'ie.
P. Diddy is the one who stuck everyone in the loop in the first place
P. Diddy wrote the Living Idol ending.
World Death didn't actually happen; the artificial satellite was made so that the rest of humanity could get away from P. Diddy. It didn't work.
Eito's hatred of humanity wasn't a glitch, P. Diddy wanted to sabotage his own project.
P. Diddy made the Box of Blessings route tedious.
P. Diddy always helps Eito get out of his cell.
P. Diddy started the other 12 wars of Futurum too.
P. Diddy blew up the artificial satellite
P. Diddy gave Sirei the idea to brainwash Eva.
P. Diddy broke the Revive-O-Matic.
Edited by Smasher on Jul 3rd 2025 at 1:53:31 PM
(Timely pump thanks to P. Diddy being tried with having mixed verdicts)
P. Diddy puts pointless side quests in video games.
P. Diddy came up with every bad escort mission in a game you see.
P. Diddy told Nintendo to make forced intermissions to Mario Kart World online.
Dodos are extinct because they all tried to get into fights with P. Diddy.
P. Diddy convinces people who lie about accusations to "come forward".
P. Diddy caused me to type on this here thread via Mind Control.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.The Karma Houdini trope was inspired on P. Diddy.
I never watched My Hero Academia, but his Death Battle with Mahito made me like him.Every culprit on every crime show is based on P. Diddy (except for the ones that are sympathetic).
The "Dung Dung" from Law and Order plays every time P. Diddy enters a building.
P. Diddy actually did 27/33. Wait... there's a 27th month with at least 33 days?
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 6th 2025 at 9:45:50 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSP. Diddy convinced Bill Cipher that destroying his home dimension was a good thing and gave him the idea for Weirdmageddon. No, he's not going to free Bill from the Theraprism, he thinks watching the triangle scream in rage there thanks to him is funny.
P. Diddy greenlit Concord's final character designs in hopes of seeing the game bomb. That unholy cry of civilizations dying was him celebrating the closure of the development studio
Those Exploitation Films that feature cannibals and actual animal deaths? Those were watered down adaptions of P. Diddy's daily walks.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".Speaking of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", Joe Wright didn't direct Pan (2015); P. Diddy did. He's to blame for this film.
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Jul 20th 2025 at 6:29:56 AM
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.P. Diddy is The Roaring Knight
"The time has come for every last Shoppe... No! The time has come for the DREAM KINGDOM to bow down to me! Gotcha ! Hee-hee!" | He/HimDonald Trump didn't take a billion dollars of funding from PBS, P. Diddy did.
There would've been way less people who died during 9/11, but P. Diddy opened the World Trade Center then.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 20th 2025 at 9:03:10 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSEdited by GrandCheese on Jul 21st 2025 at 2:17:02 PM
kijetesantakulu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko? | βΏ they/them/theirsP. Diddy convinced Toei that having Pretty Cure be "localized" as Glitter Force was a good idea.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".

P. Diddy regularly gives Bob ideas.