And now P. Diddy plans to make singing heads pop out of toilets.
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.Diddy caused Eobard Thawne to be obsessed with the Flash with the foreknowledge and intention it would eventually lead to him being his biggest hater
P. Diddy bombed the fricking courtroom. And he is responsible for Athena's trauma.
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When Kesha initially sang “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy”, she meant “feeling the primal urge to eat someone’s firstborn”. Of course, she was exaggerating as to how she felt, but P. Diddy does in fact eat babies.
i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.P. Diddy is the real guy behind Joker's probation!
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSP. Diddy cancelled Coyote vs. ACME and didn't market The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie. The only reason the former is seeing the light of day is that it's out of his clutches.
P. Diddy was the guy who came up with Jinx's original design.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".P. Diddy funded the glued headphones with no volume down button and spiked ball launchers integrated into them that play the most annoying sound ever.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deP. Diddy was the one who made the Sun and Moon fight.
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.P. Diddy established Weasel Stomping Day as a national holiday.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".P. Diddy was actually the mastermind behind the creation of phase 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3P. Diddy is the true mastermind behind the Dark Hour.
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

Not only does P. Diddy still use these disposable wipes, he empties entire cartons of these damn things into the toilet. He gets a rise out of the suffering of sanitation workers.