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GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#951: Mar 14th 2025 at 5:51:13 AM

Not only does P. Diddy still use these disposable wipes, he empties entire cartons of these damn things into the toilet. He gets a rise out of the suffering of sanitation workers.

SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#952: Mar 14th 2025 at 6:29:42 AM

And now P. Diddy plans to make singing heads pop out of toilets.

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#953: Mar 21st 2025 at 7:24:14 PM

P.Diddy is also behind the brainrot slop plaguing the youths of today.

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#954: Mar 21st 2025 at 7:41:49 PM

p.diddy used his baby oil to BETRAY and TRAP goku in the hyperbolic time chamber for ONE NONILLION years

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#956: Apr 3rd 2025 at 10:01:58 AM

[up]P. Diddy blew up Alderaan

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#957: Apr 3rd 2025 at 10:36:54 AM

P. Diddy is the reason the Switch 2 is so expensive.

Now what?
TomT Frozone (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
#958: Apr 3rd 2025 at 11:09:43 AM

P. Diddy was the person responsible for back-to-back YouTube ads.

"HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?"
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#959: Apr 3rd 2025 at 11:47:10 AM

diddy sold out the league of nine to the T corp tax collectors

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#960: Apr 3rd 2025 at 11:48:41 AM

P. Diddy was the serpent that tempted Eve.

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#961: Apr 3rd 2025 at 11:50:52 AM

Diddy caused Eobard Thawne to be obsessed with the Flash with the foreknowledge and intention it would eventually lead to him being his biggest hater

Omega1065 Since: Nov, 2023
#962: Apr 3rd 2025 at 12:12:12 PM

P. Diddy bombed the fricking courtroom. And he is responsible for Athena's trauma.

Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 3rd 2025 at 9:18:40 PM

Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#963: Apr 3rd 2025 at 1:06:47 PM

When Kesha initially sang “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy”, she meant “feeling the primal urge to eat someone’s firstborn”. Of course, she was exaggerating as to how she felt, but P. Diddy does in fact eat babies.

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
leafsaber47 Hm? Am I late? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Hm? Am I late?
#964: Apr 3rd 2025 at 8:16:20 PM

P. Diddy suggested the $70-$90 prices of Nintendo Switch 2 games to Nintendo of America who forwarded it back to the heads at Japan to follow suit.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Apr 3rd 2025 at 11:16:25 AM

"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."
LuminousCrystal Imma spider!!! from a street with many stray cats. (Troper in training) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Imma spider!!!
#965: Apr 4th 2025 at 5:58:52 AM

Diddy caused bus collisions everywhere!

I was originally a lurker until March 2025. I had been on hiatus again for a while, focusing on other things, including a Minecraft mod.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#966: Apr 4th 2025 at 6:43:12 AM

P. Diddy is the real guy behind Joker's probation!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#967: Apr 4th 2025 at 7:32:18 AM

P. Diddy cancelled Coyote vs. ACME and didn't market The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie. The only reason the former is seeing the light of day is that it's out of his clutches.

Zerounit42 The Oogie Boogie Man from Home (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Oogie Boogie Man
#968: Apr 17th 2025 at 1:51:57 AM

P. Diddy was the guy who came up with Jinx's original design.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?".
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#969: Apr 20th 2025 at 4:54:51 AM

P. Diddy funded the glued headphones with no volume down button and spiked ball launchers integrated into them that play the most annoying sound ever.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#970: Apr 20th 2025 at 5:07:48 AM

P. Diddy was the one who made the Sun and Moon fight.

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
Zerounit42 The Oogie Boogie Man from Home (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Oogie Boogie Man
#971: May 15th 2025 at 4:33:53 AM

P. Diddy established Weasel Stomping Day as a national holiday.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?".
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#972: May 15th 2025 at 5:23:38 AM

P. Diddy was actually the mastermind behind the creation of phase 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GearFriedTheKnight BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century. from The nearest road that can be raced (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century.
#973: May 15th 2025 at 5:26:30 AM

P. Diddy was the mastermind behind Disco Demolition Night and the complete inability of European post-Disco artists to cross over the Atlantic Ocean.

''There's no magic in tuning; yet, it's something that tends to escape from any logic."
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#974: May 15th 2025 at 5:51:00 AM

P. Diddy is the true mastermind behind the Dark Hour.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#975: May 29th 2025 at 12:10:14 PM

P. Diddy triggered Hurricane Beryl.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

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