P. Diddy turned Mohammed's wife's house into a public lavatory.
Apart from the P. Diddy bit, true story.
P. Diddy broke my baby two legs.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistP. Diddy wrote Samus's lines in Metroid: Other M!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerP. Diddy manufactures Soylent Green.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseP. Diddy directed every Uwe Boll movie, it's going to be like Alan Smithee in Germany.
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That only applies if you're planning on selling the mattress. Even in the UK. It breaks EU and American law.
P. Diddy invaded Earth with an army of Moon Nazis.
edited 15th Dec '13 4:59:40 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial FlameP. Diddy created all of the bugs in the Assassins Creed franchise.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyP. Diddy is responsible for all the terrible Sy Fy movies, too. When he isn't being Uwe Boll.
Keeper of The Celestial FlameIt's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! P. Diddy stole fizzy lifting drinks! He bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, but somehow he got away with everything... furthermore he didn't even return that gobstopper.
edited 18th Dec '13 3:18:56 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.P. Diddy did unspeakable things at Abu Ghraib, with the help of Lord Voldemort
Stealth Pun above.
edited 19th Dec '13 5:07:36 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
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And P. Diddy does so with shitposts that have little or no relevance to the game.
edited 14th Dec '13 10:07:22 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.