He made pornographic "crop circles" in the middle of a field somewhere...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.(From one of my posts on the thread that this originated from)
-During Hurricane Katrina, P. Diddy kept FEMA from doing their job. He also destroyed the Levee.
- P. Diddy touched those children and blamed it on Michael Jackson.
- P. Diddy showed the Bush Administration pictures of WM Ds in Iraq.
- P. Diddy convinced Metallica to make St. Anger.
- P. Diddy killed Jesus.
- P. Diddy kept pushing the release date for Duke Nukem Forever back.
- P. Diddy is responsible for The Great Crash.
- OJ didn't do it, Diddy did.
- P. Diddy's the reason your Hot Pockets are always cold in the middle.
- P. Diddy started the riots in Egypt.
- The cake wasn't a lie, P. Diddy just stole it.
- P. Diddy invented that annoying horn thing they had at the world cup (I can't remember how it's spelled)
- P. Diddy kicked the dog.
All we know is he's called The Diddy
edited 1st Feb '11 12:18:22 AM by Malph
- P. Diddy shot JFK.
- P. Diddy screwed up Modern Warfare 2.
- P. Diddy wears tacky silk jumpsuits.
- P. Diddy put a dead frog in my lunchbox.
- P. Diddy prevents my mother from understanding the concept of computer virus protection.
- P. Diddy is a bad person and does bad things.
- P. Diddy smells horrible.
- P. Diddy loves jaywalking.
edited 2nd Feb '11 2:30:47 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.P.Diddy dares to bring light to my lair.
edited 1st Feb '11 3:57:01 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.P. Diddy produces music which isn't to my taste And That's Terrible.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerThe Crusades were a series of religious military campaigns waged in the Middle East in the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries, meant to restore Christian control to what is now Israel as well as regions of Jordan and Lebanon. It is generally believed that the campaigns were sanctioned by the Holy Roman Empire and other European Roman Catholic factions.
But history's best-kept secret is that P. Diddy launched the Crusades.
edited 1st Feb '11 7:21:29 AM by MsieurLapin
P. Diddy kidnapped Princess Peach and made poor Bowser into a scapegoat.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.

But that's not all he did! What other atrocities/misdeeds is he guilty of?
(Spun off from a derailed thread in OTC; also, to those who don't know, this is all a joke)