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dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#1: Jan 30th 2011 at 10:54:58 AM

the way you get scp-50 is to commit a (preferably outlandish and over the top prank

I'll start by feeding SCP-682 an ice cream laced with powerful laxatives and sleeping pills.

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
LolipodDistortion HIP HOP HIPSTER from Austin, Texas Since: Aug, 2010
HIP HOP HIPSTER
#2: Jan 30th 2011 at 10:57:35 AM

I replace the water in your water cooler with liquid nitrogen.

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#3: Jan 30th 2011 at 11:03:16 AM

I put a car bomb in your car.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#4: Jan 30th 2011 at 11:11:15 AM

Please try to write in the format used here

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#5: Jan 30th 2011 at 8:04:08 PM

Anyone here?

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Byakugan01 Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Feb 2nd 2011 at 8:07:14 AM

I suggest reminding the people of the rules. Namely, Dr. Kondraki is not allowed to partcipate, and no lethal pranks-except on Disposable-Class Personnel.

Starting with you- Entry 2: Following the prank which caused the facility to be filled with an uneblievable ammount of mutant lizard [REDACTED], it was determined that..."punitive" measures were neccessary. To that end, several paper-mache replicas of SCP-682's were processed through SCP-914 on "Very Fine". Results: [DATA EXPUNGED] and one exceedingly lifelike replica of SCP-682's head, made of unknown material. When you retired for the night, a slight, "accidental" mishap caused your room to be filled with sedatives. During this time, the head was slipped in next to your pillow. Security footage of your awakening the next morning is available from me at a small price. On another note, I don't ever remember my workspace being so...organized. I know not how I will be able to find anything, but I will adapt in time I suppose. On yet another note, that monkey statue is quite nifty.

Where there is light, there is shadow...and vice versa.
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#7: Feb 9th 2011 at 12:43:57 AM

[cracks neck]

Entry 3: On ██/██/████, Agent Byakugan received official instructions to report as the chief of security for the containment of SCP-4445. Numerous documents have been found from the following 72 hours that suggest Agent Byakugan was initially uncertain of whom to report to to assume this duty, became increasingly convinced that no such SCP exists, and then received contrary information suggesting that he did not have the security clearance for the position to which he had been assigned.

As of ██/██/████ (64 hours later), Agent Byakugan's security clearance paperwork for this position was authorized. The assignment briefing was carried out by Dr. D'evice, who, after the initial explanation, gave the Agent a several-hundred-page document describing the details of the SCP and the responsibilities of the security director in keeping it contained, recommending that he consult an electronic database established by the previous director to clarify any technical jargon that may cause him confusion.

The Agent did not leave his office for the next 17 hours, and was eventually removed to the psychiatric ward due to developing symptoms of monomania and glossolalia.

Since then, SCP-050 has been discovered on Dr. D'evice's desk.

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#8: Feb 13th 2011 at 4:38:01 PM

anyone here?

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#9: Feb 14th 2011 at 9:53:21 AM

Obviously I'm here, but I'm not about to try to win it from myself...

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#10: Feb 14th 2011 at 10:14:14 AM

GAH! How can I get more people to post on this thread?

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#11: Feb 14th 2011 at 2:59:10 PM

Entry 3: Also known as the 'Vemluci Incident'. Timeline of events follows:

  • 0600 hours: Agent Fiveside of the SCP transportation taskforce claims that he has recovered a dangerous artifact and that the large crate it is contained within must not be opened under any circumstance.

  • 0900 hours: No room is found in agency storage for the crate, instead it is assigned to a spot in a hallway, just opposite Dr D'evice's office.

  • 1000 hours: Security footage records Dr D'evice wandering around the crate suspiciously.

  • 1030-1200 hours: Security footage shows Dr D'evice attempting to open crate by different means.

  • 1230 hours: Dr D'evice manages to open the crate from the side facing his office, sending a torrent of brand-name orange-flavoured drink that had previously been contained within the watertight crate into the his office.

  • 1300 hours: SCP-50 appears on dashboard of Agent Fiveside's sedan.

Personal note from Agent Fiveside: Just as planned.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ryusui Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Feb 14th 2011 at 6:54:01 PM

Entry 5: Agent Fiveside went to the Site-[REDACTED] parking lot to discover his sedan had been vandalized. The side had been keyed repeatedly and the window had been smashed. SCP-50 was no longer on the dashboard and Agent Fiveside assumed it had been taken. The perpetrator, however, had left several sets of fingerprints at the scene of the crime, and Agent Fiveside wasted no time in identifying a Mr. Lawrence Trow and located his place of residence. Three hours after breaking and entering with the full intent of extracting vengeance against Mr. Trow, Agent Fiveside found himself standing on a shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot, carrying a nailbat and wearing nothing but his underwear and a pair of headphones. The shopping cart contained several hundred dollars in stolen goods, mostly alcohol and adult magazines.

SCP-050, which had fallen under the passenger-side seat in Agent Fiveside's sedan, later appeared on Dr. Walter Crowne's desk. It is currently locked safely away in his storage cabinet.

You have no idea how long it took me to get that SCP-061 program working. - Dr. Walter Crowne

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#13: Feb 14th 2011 at 6:55:24 PM

What happened to Entry 4?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ryusui Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Feb 14th 2011 at 7:08:09 PM

That was yours. We already had Entry 3.

dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#15: Feb 19th 2011 at 10:57:48 PM

Bump

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#16: Mar 29th 2013 at 5:11:02 PM

ENTRY #6: Upon returning to his office, Dr. Crowne found his entire office filled with green jello. SCP-050 was later observed in the office of Dr. O'Malley.

Don't ask me where I got the jello. -Dr. O'Malley

edited 29th Mar '13 11:26:15 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#17: Apr 11th 2013 at 2:30:22 PM

I COMMAND YOU TO RISE!

edited 11th Apr '13 2:30:49 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#18: Jun 16th 2014 at 9:32:15 PM

I offer to clean the jello for Dr. O' Malley.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#19: Jun 16th 2014 at 9:40:31 PM

I must remind you to stick to the format, please.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#20: Jun 16th 2014 at 9:45:11 PM

Entry 7: Dr. Ception entered Dr. Shadowcry's offices with a D-Class security officer, then lethally shot the guard with a bullet coated in SCP-447-2. Shadowcry's office then filled up with [REDACTED] and had to be thoroughly, thoroughly cleaned.

What the hell, I dunno all the scientists' names anyways

edited 16th Jun '14 9:46:29 PM by Inceptiond

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#21: Jun 16th 2014 at 10:53:52 PM

I'm Dr. O'Malley, though I can't remember everyone else...

ENTRY 8: Dr. O'Malley, upon clearing out his office of disturbing amounts of [REDACTED], promptly snuck a ball of 682's... refuse into the containment chamber of SCP-914 (which Dr. Ception was in the middle of using), resulting in 914 outputting a pile of unmarked books, later confirmed to be the rough drafts of a My Immortal / Twilight Saga crossover.

NOTE FROM BRIGHT: Sweet Jesus, what? That sounds like something I would write as a troll... hey, wait a minute...

Upon seeing the results, Dr. Ception and all present suffered from immediate amnesia of witnessing the objects. In this time, Dr. Magnus took extra liberties to flip Dr. Ception's car over (gently), fill his office with Cheeto's, and put images of [[REDACTED]], of the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, posing in a bikini on his laptop.

SCP-050 Latter observed back in O'Malley now-rather-clean office.

And so, my plan went better than expected.- Dr. O'Malley

edited 16th Jun '14 10:55:00 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#22: Aug 9th 2014 at 7:14:08 PM

Entry 9: Commit Necromancy on the thread nobody uses anymore.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#23: Aug 10th 2014 at 6:36:34 PM

Entry 10: After some thought, O'Malley managed to "fool" SCP-50 into believing that Dr. Bright filled the conference room with Sprite. A note was later found on his desk stating, "Haha, mine now!"

Addendum 10-A: Yeah, I should've figured that this would happen. [EXPLETIVE] Bright and his [EXPLETIVE] [REDACTED]. -Dr. O'Malley

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
PowerfulKyurem INCARNATION OF POWER from The Arena Since: Jun, 2014
INCARNATION OF POWER
#24: Aug 10th 2014 at 7:18:03 PM

Dr. Kyurem made a game and puts it on his gamejolt profile under the fake guise of it being a cookie clicker game with secret messages hidden in the news articles. He wanted to see if people would eventually catch on. He noticed later on that a weird trophy named 'to the cleverest' appeared on the games profile that afternoon, and scp-50 vanished. His profile was unaltered aside from a game appearing in his followed list.

Dr. Kyurem was reported to be saying, "I wasn't expecting that to happen. What's even stranger is that the scp knew I don't have an office. I'm not surprised it didn't alter anything. I'm very organized on my account. It's odd how I wasn't even trying to be clever. It was honestly just a weird idea I had to promote the game. I guess I'll have to add a thing in to get the trophy. Only in the private beta for the office personal of course."

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#25: Aug 10th 2014 at 7:32:31 PM

Entry 12: Lieutenant Tony Wright, after stopping to take a look at the various C Ds that Dr. O'Malley has in his office, decided to switch all of them out with audiobooks, and see how long it was until he reacts.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

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