The droid looked at the painting, "I see some semblance but I think we look different from these guys. I bet I could take on all three of these guys without a gun. Heck the jetpack/battery on that one doesn't look like it was built for that. It looks like it was built as a radio receiver." The droid pointed at the B1 unit and laughed at the joke.
The droid shook its head, "Like a Chitin, man those guys were helpful. I wonder how they are doing?"
edited 4th Feb '11 8:09:40 PM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.As the Riotrooper was blasting across the plains, he saw giant robots having some sort of battle above the coastal city.
Must have been a disagreement.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Ridley continued to fight off the troopers, her magic ax singing as it reaved and rended the air with its powerful strokes, all aimed at the troopers. From the balcony, some dwarves came out to look at the fight.
"Och, the little miss is putting up a good fight." One dwarf commented.
"Aye, she's better than you, beardless sissy." The second one said snidely.
"Take that back you son of a mammoth!" The first one flipped off the mountain peak finger.
"Let's settle this like real dwarves!"
"Aye!"
The two dwarves then pulled out a couple of giant slingshots and started shooting beer bottles, iron boots, a kitchen sink, some orc clubs, and loads of other knickknacks in the keep at the troopers, whooping as they did so.
edited 4th Feb '11 8:31:41 PM by GreyStar
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.Tachibana punches a stormtrooper so hard that his corpse was sent flying and ended up knocking over one of the troopers with the rocket launchers. Unfortunately, that little stunt caught him the attention of one of the dark troopers and his companions who promptly shot him with blaster fire, causing the Rider to be forced onto his knee by the searing heat and pain.
"Crap."
As they fired another volley, A humanoid shape landed in front of the stricken rider and blocked the shots with it's shield then it's shield shot out a stream of armor-piercing bullets at the Imperials.
"Thanks Autovajin."
The lanky bikebot beeped happily as it's master took it's exposed handlebar and slid the chip on his phone on it.
READY.
The Handlebar suddenly sprouts a glass-like crimson blade and Faiz began to wield it like a sword, dodging and deflecting the retaliatory fire while his robot continued it's assault.
edited 4th Feb '11 8:44:49 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Eep..." Ridley started to run away from the rockets.
"Och, help out the wee lass you darn idjit!" Dwarf 1 said.
"I can't! You launched all me shields!" Dwarf 2 said.
"Dwarfit! What the hell can we do?!"
"Quick, load up some Mithril Mead!"
"Och?" The other dwarf did so anyways. The first one then fired it into Ridley's mouth.
Gulping down the golden liquid, the pighaired girl looked at the troopers and hiccuped. "What... are you looking at? Hic..." She then ran clumsily at them, then flashed into a spinning blur that appeared behind them. Several dozens of trees fell behind her and on top of the troopers. "And that's how a Timberlake does things! Hic!"
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected."Hah hah... Timberlakes rule!" Ridley continued babbling things as the two dwarves dragged her back into the Fort.
"Man, this is why humans shouldn't drink our alcohol." Dwarf 1 said.
"Yeah, but it's still as funny as heck watching them do shenanigans while they're drunk." Dwarf 2 said.
"As long as we're not on the receiving side..."
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.As the troopers were about to retreat, Tachibana opens the phone, still on his belt and presses the enter button.
EXCEED CHARGE.
The blade started to glow bright red and with a mighty upward swing, the blade shot out a creeping trail of energy which stops the Imperials dead in their tracks and lifts them up a few feet from the ground.
"Haaaaa...."
edited 4th Feb '11 9:08:41 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Tachibana untransforms and looks at Ridley, deciphering her body language.
"She's drunk alright. Autovajin, normal mode."
Autovajin turns back into a bike as Tachibana walks back into the fort.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Shit!"
Kisaragi shoots the beast on the face causing it to turn it's attention towards the two.
"Grrr.... What the fuck do YOU want?!"
"Damn it Ramon! You were specifically told not to attract attention!"
"Fuck that rose-sucking closet homo Murakami! I'll do whatever the fuck I want!"
Kaixa shoots him again.
"THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Take back what you said about Mr. Murakami."
Kisaragi's voice was eerily calm.
"Tch."
Ramon reverts back from his Orphnoch form to his human form.
"So sorry about mocking your lord and savior."
The Riotrooper manages to build enough courage to speak up.
"What happened to you?"
Ramon shoots a glare at the Riotrooper before his face turns into a neutral expression.
"Tachibana happened."
Kisaragi Facepalms.
"I'm not even gonna ask..."
The trio head back towards where Kaixa and his subordinate left the sligers and return home, with Ramon riding behind the Riotrooper's back.
edited 4th Feb '11 9:44:42 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!The three gundams just watched as the creature was propelled airborne and then almost intercepted by the smaller mobile suit. Shinn was scowling,
“We might as well just be decorations! We can’t use anything in this city!” Kira agreed,
“Shinn’s right, we can’t do anything to stop that thing without leveling a city block in the process.” Opening a comm. channel to the Archangel, Kira informed Ramius.
“Captain, there is not much we can do here. That thing is too small and even our CIWS would cause a lot of collateral damage I’m not will to risk. As much as it pains me to admit, I think we have to leave this to the locals to handle. Their units are smaller and easier to maneuver through the streets.”
Back on the Archangel, Murrue was not pleased but she was resigned to the fact that they couldn’t do much to help.
“Alright, get out of the city but stay on standby. If that thing gets away from the civilians, corner it. Otherwise…just hope that they can handle it.” Turning back to the diplomats, Murrue shrugged,
“It would seem that although we want to help, our weapons would only cause more destruction than we are prepared to deal with. I’m sorry.”

Palpatine pulls out a painting. On it there is a painting of the three main classes of droids used in the war.
◊ These are the droids used.