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Fusionman I'm Back Bitches (not really) from In a snow-covered wasteland Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
#1: Jan 29th 2011 at 11:02:29 AM

3 humanoids covered in white armor walks in a room. In the back of the room there is an almost egg-shaped pod.

Out of the pod comes a shadowy man. All that can be heard is hard, unnatural breathing.

The men bow. "My Lord."

   What is your report?   

The men almost seem to grin under their helmets. "We've found some possible materials to mine."

   Excellent. And have you found any civilians?   

"We apologize my lord. We have still not found any. "

   And the progress on the forest invasions?   

The men almost shudder. "We can't break through. There seems to be aliens and bizarre creatures defending it."

The dark man almost lifts his arm. The men flinch.

   Our numbers are running low. Try to find some civilians soon.   

The men bow. "Yes my Lord! For The Empire!"

The dark man almost sighs.    For The Empire.   

The men walk outside the building. A couple miles to the right there is a forest. Some of the trees have faces on some others the faces have moved to branches or even the roots.

Miles to the north there is a castle. The castle has some stained glass windows, super-advanced towers and destroyed things.

Unknown to The Empire at this point are some bases underground.

All over this planet are destroyed fused masses of ships and machines.

edited 29th Jan '11 11:32:50 AM by Fusionman

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Philosopher01 Ziaratarian from Universe 8343.4285 Since: Oct, 2010
Ziaratarian
#2: Jan 29th 2011 at 11:53:44 AM

Thirty-two ships about two kilometers long with a black outer coating passed through a

wormhole. Sarge looked at the navigating droids, "what is our current position, and what

happened?" one of the navigating droids responded, " Sir, we are at an unknown location at

an unknown time, an unknown anomaly created interference when ships entered the wormhole.

No casualties were reported." Sarge turned his head towards the captain, "I want this

location scouted, and a perimeter as soon as possible." The captain saluted, "Yes, sir!"

edited 29th Jan '11 11:54:13 AM by Philosopher01

We will expand to the farthest corners of the galaxy. Nothing will stop us.
mrgameandpie Since: Nov, 2010
#3: Jan 29th 2011 at 12:02:51 PM

"So, bro, what world do you think we're in now?"

"I don't know Swift, its to early to tell."

"Do you think it will be another one of those magic dimensions, or maybe a sciency one this time?"

"Well, for all we know it could be both!"

"Good point, well, lets go find someone!" With that, Swift grabbed George by the arm and ran off into the distance.

Hamsters! Hubuluhuh! Blargledash! Words!
GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#4: Jan 29th 2011 at 12:05:36 PM

Inside one of the many forests on the fused world was a Fort. It was built big, made to be a check point fortress to keep the non humans from regaining their lands. Sadly for the humans of Radiata, it was overtaken by the oppressed Faeries and a human rebel, who ironically turned that into their base of operations. Manned by all sorts of magical creatures, the red bricked building was an imposing sight.

In one of the rooms, a brunette was waking up in a messy room that looked like it used to be a closet...

"Commander Jack Russell sir, wake up!" A loud booming voice resonated from the hallway near the door. The other leaders have need of your assistance!" The voice had the slight accent of a snarling bulldog.

"Ugh... can't it wait till breakfast?" A young voice called out sleepily, his body hidden under a blanket and pillow.

"Sorry, sir! The matter is urgent!" A green fist punched through Jack's bedroom door, smashing it off its hinges. "I'm sorry to say that I accidentally broke your door again, sir!" The voice boomed out apologetically.

"Ugh... that's the third time this month..." The commander sat up, revealing a young boy of 17 years, both his hair and eyes. Getting out of bed, he rooted around in his closet, pulling out an immaculate blue armor and put it on. He then got rid of his sleepinesss and prepared for the meeting.

"Right this way, sir!" The voice belonged to a Green Orc, who was dressed in traditional tribal armor. It looked at Jack, who was two feet smaller than it, with reverence as the teenager walked after the fearsome looking being.

"Remind me to get an alarm clock that doesn't break my doors..." Jack said to himself, munching on some toast as he made his way to the council room.

The Orc heard Jack's sarcastic retort and scribbled on a list, reminding itself to get the young commander a new alarm clock, hoping to earn the appreciation of the young man, the Hero of the Faeries.

edited 29th Jan '11 12:12:02 PM by GreyStar

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#5: Jan 29th 2011 at 12:54:07 PM

It was a slowy awakening for Eddie Riggs. A beam of sunlight brushed against his face. He yawned. He quickly got dressed and retrieved his weapons. He walked to the gates of Bladehenge, ready for another adventure when he saw it. The ground that Bladehenge sat on had been removed from it's place and sown on to an established plains area, as if some trickster god had taken a needle and thread to the place. He fished a radio out of his pocket. "Mangus, get the stage set up." The engineers voice crackled over the speaker. "What? Why?" eddie looked out over the plains. "I've got a feeling." He then summoned the Duece and drove off to see if he could find out were they where.

GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#6: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:27:27 PM

Soon, Jack was seated at a round table in Fort Halencia, waiting for the status report.

"We've been teleported to a different world..." Zane the Light Elf King said, stroking his green beard. "This is not the land of Radiata anymore, the make of it is too different."

"So what do we do? The people are in panic because of what the world has become... We have to act quickly, and prepare for the worst." BJ the Green Orc leader asked, his hulking form contrasting with his intelligent words.

"Bah, this world is weak! Let us Blood Orcs loose so we can conquer!" Blood Orc leader Galvados hollered, wanting to smash things up.

"No, we send somebody out to obtain information first, this world is different from what we're used to." Zane chided Galvados, wrinkling his brow in distaste. "Jack, go out and scout." He told the young commander imperiously. The other leaders nodded their heads too, for they all trusted Jack, for he has proven himself time and again with his missions.


"Man, it's always me..." Jack said as he walked out the Fort, and wandering off in a random direction. A fluttering sound came from nearby and the young man turned around to spy Valykrie, his friend swoop in from the heavens. Dressed in blue seraphic garb and adorned in armor, the blue haired woman was every inch a Valykrie like her name implied.

"I will accompany you, Jack. I want to see if there are any strong people like you that I can take to heaven." Valykrie walked beside him instantly, looking around at the surroundings with a stoic look.

"Thanks, Val." Jack said, taking in the place with a wide smile. "This place looks pretty good."

"Still, make sure you keep your wits on you. I'm the only one that can take you to heaven, not anybody else." Valykrie said, looking at Jack like he was hers alone. The duo continued walking on the speed normal people ran thanks to the help of their respective Feather Earrings, charms that makes traveling on foot much faster.

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Philosopher01 Ziaratarian from Universe 8343.4285 Since: Oct, 2010
Ziaratarian
#7: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:31:34 PM

An order was sent by the captain to lower the ships into low orbit. The ships receiving the order lowered themselves into the atmosphere of the planet. Small black orbs about the size of a human head, with a repeating pattern of camera surrounded by an in built gun whose barrel didn't break the sphere's spherical shape were launched from the ships. Hovering silently the droid scouts began to descend to document the planet.

edited 29th Jan '11 1:33:17 PM by Philosopher01

We will expand to the farthest corners of the galaxy. Nothing will stop us.
mrgameandpie Since: Nov, 2010
#8: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:31:49 PM

"Trees, trees, desert, ocean, mountains, mountains, more mountains..."

"Swift, do you have to say everything that we pass?"

"Hey, it helps me know where we're going! Hey look more trees!"

"I think these are the same trees we passed a few seconds ago."

"Well it doesn't matter now, we're back at the mountains again, now we're passing a castle, now some futuristic thingy, hey is that the internet over there? Hey more trees again!"

Hamsters! Hubuluhuh! Blargledash! Words!
Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#9: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:36:28 PM

The Duece rummbled across the patchwork landscape, blaring totally bitchin' metal as it went. It came to a stop near George and Swift. Eddie vaulted over the door, hitting the ground feet first.

Fusionman I'm Back Bitches (not really) from In a snow-covered wasteland Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
#10: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:37:03 PM

Suddenly about 20 or so men in white armor run into the forest.

"Well this is surprising I expected something to attack me by now." One of them says.

Another one tries to facepalm over the helmet. "Don't jinx it you idiot!"

They see the Deuce roll up. "What the heck? I know I shouldn't have smoked that death stick!"

edited 29th Jan '11 1:38:20 PM by Fusionman

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mrgameandpie Since: Nov, 2010
#11: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:38:33 PM

"Bro, thing!" Swift swung George and slammed him into the ground. George turned into a patch of spikes and bore into the ground to slow Swift down and soon stop him. "Hey there! Any idea where we are?" Swift said to the man as George reformed himself and stood back up.

Hamsters! Hubuluhuh! Blargledash! Words!
Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#12: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:42:24 PM

Eddie looked down at Swift and George. "No idea, little dudes. Say, you need a ride? Got room for one more." He turned towards the stormtroopers when he heard them. "The hell?"

edited 29th Jan '11 1:42:37 PM by Monkeyface

GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#13: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:44:26 PM

Jack and Valykrie saw something in the distance, being what looked like a mechanical cart made of a giant instrument surrounded by men in white. "Hello! Anyone know where we are?" The teenager asked.

Valykrie meanwhile, was appraising them with her eye, seeing if any was worthy enough to be admitted to heaven like Jack.

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#14: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:51:41 PM

Eddie looked to Jack. "No idea! Why don't you come over here?"

Fusionman I'm Back Bitches (not really) from In a snow-covered wasteland Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
#15: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:52:14 PM

The men sigh. "The holes that brought us here must be spreading."

One of them walk to Jack and the lady. "Hello we are Stormtroopers soldiers of The Empire. We were just examining this forest to look for more minerals when that thing arrived."

The other men pull out their blasters and aim it at Eddie.

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GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#16: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:54:13 PM

"Sure!" Jack and Valykrie instantly popped up near Eddie with the power of the Feather Earrings. "What is this vehicle? It looks like a horse carriage fused with an instrument." Jack pointed to the ride, his eyes full of wonder.

Valykrie gazed at Eddie, finding him fitting one of her conditions. She smiled at him, looking him over like a present to give to someone.

Jack shook the leader of the Stormtrooper's hands. "Glad to meet you, the name's Jack Russell. It's been a long time since I've met a friendly human not allied with the faeries." He then looked at the other Clones aiming their weapons at the car. "Why are you aiming those weird looking crossbows at the man in the carriage?"

edited 29th Jan '11 1:55:55 PM by GreyStar

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#17: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:54:24 PM

Eddie looked at the stormtroopers. A grin spread across his face. "That's the way you wanna' play it, huh?" He drew the Seperator. The Mouth of Metal began to play another song. He swung his ax at the nearest trooper.

Fusionman I'm Back Bitches (not really) from In a snow-covered wasteland Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
#18: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:08:22 PM

The stormtrooper screams and drops dead.

The others try to shoot Eddie.

The leader turns back to Jack. "Do you mind helping us!?"

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Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#19: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:09:53 PM

The stormtroopers, being stormtroopers, mssed Eddie entirely. He chuckled, then jumped into the air. As he landed, he strummed Clemenitne, releasing a lethal shockwave of noise.

Philosopher01 Ziaratarian from Universe 8343.4285 Since: Oct, 2010
Ziaratarian
#20: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:09:56 PM

One of the droid scouts paused to record what the locals were doing. It hovered silently as the storm troopers and Eddie fought.

We will expand to the farthest corners of the galaxy. Nothing will stop us.
mrgameandpie Since: Nov, 2010
#21: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:10:42 PM

"Well, I'm Swift and this is my brother, George" George waved. "We travel across the multiverse as interdimensional super heroes of sorts."

"It was his idea." George added. "Though I must say, we have yet to come across a dimension as diverse as this one... and why is he swinging at ax at that guy?"

Hamsters! Hubuluhuh! Blargledash! Words!
GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#22: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:16:05 PM

"Woah now, that's enough out of you." Jack took out his sword, the Arbitrator, and clashed it against Eddie's axe, resulting in a blade lock after Eddie launched the sound wave. "Dude, calm down. It's not good to attack people you just met." Jack said calmly, wielding the sword with one hand.

Valykrie counteracted the shock wave by casually shooting out blades of light that formed a spherical barrier around the remaining Stormtroopers and canceled out the noise.

edited 29th Jan '11 2:17:31 PM by GreyStar

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Oni-Lord Since: May, 2010
#23: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:17:29 PM

Jutting out of the middle of a forest on the planet is something very bizarre to behold. A large spiraling meld of landmasses stretched to the sky in defiance of nature and physics. It seemed to be made up of four different types of terrain twisting together into a spire. A forest, an ocean, a city, and a wasteland made up this spiraling mountain. At the top sat a human sized figure, kicking its feet as it looked down below. It groaned in annoyance and muttered to its self "Why do I have to be left behind while the others figure out whats going on?"


"GYAAAAAAAAAAH!"

A scream echoed across one of the oceans on the planet, its point of origin being a small ship made of wood. On top of the mast of the ship flew a flag. The black was black with a Jolly Roger on it, only this Jolly Roger had a red nose and clown make-up. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT IN THE GRAND LINE ANYMORE? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!" Screamed the voice again. "W-We're sorry Captain Buggy, but we don't know either." Buggy The Clown walked up to the bow of the ship and looked out at the horizon, finding a few things wrong. "I don't like this." Buggy said to himself.

Monkeyface Since: Dec, 1969
#24: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:19:18 PM

Eddie looked at Jack. "I saw this movie! These are the bad guys!"

Fusionman I'm Back Bitches (not really) from In a snow-covered wasteland Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
#25: Jan 29th 2011 at 2:24:04 PM

The Stormtroopers go flying back at the shockwave.

The leader smiles at Jack's help. "Why thank you sir. You will be rewarded by The Empire for your service."

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