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EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:09:03 PM

Welcome to the Mann Co Store! Just take what you want. Not satisfied with the product? Take it up with our boss, Saxton Hale.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#2: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:11:51 PM

I would like to but this chocolate bar please!

I am bad at picking things.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#3: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:16:07 PM

Ah, a Dalokoh's Chocolate bar for the Heavy! Alrighty then, that'll be forty-nine cents please.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#4: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:23:24 PM

-pays forty nine cents and eats chocolate bar-

I am bad at picking things.
Vox Since: Dec, 2010
#5: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:50:45 PM

This laptop doesn't catch fire when I use it! How am I supposed to tell it's on?!

Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#6: Jan 28th 2011 at 4:55:50 PM

The power button lights up.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#7: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:41:28 PM

It doesn't catch fire? Needs more Australium...

I'll take this up with Saxton Hale...

edited 29th Jan '11 1:42:10 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#8: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:45:28 PM

Howdy, I'd like some steak and soda if you don't mind.

n/a
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#9: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:46:45 PM

Soda huh? What would you like: Bonk Atomic Punch or Crit-a-Cola?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#10: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:52:53 PM

Afternoon, I'm looking for a chocolate teapot and a solar-powered torch. Also, there's this lazy dog that keeps sleeping on my lawn; any chance I can get a quick brown fox that can jump over it?

Ukrainian Red Cross
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#11: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:55:46 PM

I'm sorry sir, we only have red foxes. Is that alright?

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#12: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:57:06 PM

Hmm... do you have any that are a very dark shade of red? So dark it might be mistaken for brown at a glance?

Ukrainian Red Cross
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#13: Jan 29th 2011 at 1:58:32 PM

Maybe, I'll check the back. In the meantime, the chocolate teapots are in aisle 3.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#14: Jan 29th 2011 at 7:35:14 PM

I was interested in trying that Baccarat Detector that I spied a spy looking at.

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