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Hello. You're dressed rather smartly, I presume that you're a fellow merchant of some sort?
A scientist actually, sir. I'm working on a society and invention.
yEAH, i'M PRETTY SURE i'M FINE.
edited 16th Mar '16 9:11:56 AM by gregnes2000
EUGH, YOUR PROFILE PICTURE ALONE MAKES YOUR UNIVERSE RIPE FOR ERASING.
I mean, hello. My apologies for sounding rather disproportionate, even though it may bring me great joy to do such a horrid, horrid thing, which it would not, due to my ability to empathize, like normal people do who call people who do not freaks. I am not one of those freaks.
Lovely weather we are having, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess...
Indeed. The clouds are a nice and miserable shade of ashen gray. Who are you? Are you also a demon, a troll, or of some different origin? I've never encountered your kind before.
I'm human. Also, I was wrong. It seems it is now raining hats.
Well, one could call me a troll, but the term my sister uses is Alternian, simply to make herself sound smarter. Lousy bookworm.
Hey, do you want one of these hats?
What would I want to do with a hat? I've a perfectly nice looking one for myself already.
Well... what kind of hats, exactly?
So are you of magic blood?
edited 16th Mar '16 2:13:39 PM by cake1
Well, my sister 'claims' to be the last of the lime blooded, who have great psychic powers. I, on the other hand, am usually forced to use brute strength, though I can summon a few of my servants.
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Sorry, but they're not really my taste. Have you anything in the way of a cap?
Resulting to "brute force" is not always the most effective of means, I've found.
Hello, similarly elvish creature.
edited 16th Mar '16 2:53:19 PM by cake1
Oh. I'm not and elf. Sorry.
A woodland sprite, then? I should hope not. How much I hate those twittering idiots.
edited 16th Mar '16 2:52:10 PM by cake1
Well, I do live in a forest... but I don't think I'm a sprite!
I am not a human, but I am not very magically inclined. Think of us as...that one thing. Three letters, starts with an f..I'm going to go look for it.
Caliborn has logged off!
Oh, there's more people here...
What is your name?
He said it up there. And couldn't you find out? You're telepathic, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Why? Fat got your tongue? Too drunk to think strait?
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