Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Is she a... virgin?
Like I'd ever tell you that...
Already sounds attractively powerful. If one wished to fight her, how would one challenge her?
If Satori read his mind, she'd find something worse. This teenager, with the mind of a child, Blue-and-Orange Morality at it's finest.. had a chance of winning.
Because telling us about the ladies of gensokyo would be informable, if one wished to travel there and had the means to do so?
edited 15th Mar '16 2:23:15 PM by RandomWriter413
What do those numbers mean?
ASCII :[
edited 15th Mar '16 2:25:46 PM by SaltyWalty
Knight
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
They're most likely some kind of code or something like a code.
edited 15th Mar '16 2:24:58 PM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
What?
edited 15th Mar '16 2:25:12 PM by gregnes2000
I don't know where or how you can find or fight her... However, I'm willing to bet that there are stronger ones than her...
Sorry, accidentally turned on the "message encrypter"
(sigh) I wish there were more of my kind than just me and Koishi...
My island is a huge melting pot of creatures. What species are you?
I, coincidentally enough, am a satori. My species name is written differently from my given name in Japanese.
Oh. We don't have any of those guys here. Sorry.
Nor here either. What's different about you from normal humans?
We have a third eye that allows us to read minds... Consequently, we were hated by humans and youkai alike...
I have a friend with one eye. And a magical head-taking sword that makes the eye socket of the eye he lost glow green. Yep, pretty normal.
Knight
In my reality there are tons of different species: Humans, Hutts,... I don't really know how to speel any of the other species names.
The man of a million outdated references
Well, since I've gone and said why I wish there were more of us satori, I feel the need to continue to talk...
-clears throat-
The satori were hated because of our abilities to read minds... At first, people didn't act on that hatred, but eventually, they did... And let me tell you, it certainly... wasn't pleasant... to be forced to hear the thoughts of those who hated us. Those who hated us because we could read minds... Those who wanted to hurt us because of it... Eventually, we had to escape to the underground, but even then... It wasn't enough, because there were still those who inhabited the underground... I had the Palace of the Earth Spirits built partially to be my personal sanctuary...
I don't believe that many of the satori are still alive. The only ones I know for sure are alive are me and Koishi.
Wait... how do people know your satori? Can they just tell by looking at you?
edited 15th Mar '16 3:02:05 PM by SaltyWalty
Did you not get the part where I explained that we have a third eye?
The hair covering it o so makes it seem that way.
It's not there. I've hid it from view in that picture on purpose...
Knight
why don't you just wear a helmet?
edited 15th Mar '16 3:06:01 PM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
edited 15th Mar '16 2:20:01 PM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references