Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Merfolk, often worried
We, (Goombas and Koopas), are creatures who assist our glorious king, (his majesty Bowser), in conquering the Mushroom Kingdom and defeating Mario. And no, we're not edible.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:03:38 AM
What utter… nonsense! I eat Goomba and Koopa all the time. ♥
Cibrylls have trouble picking which avatar to use at times, so it changes on a whim at times~
Merfolk, often worried
With all the misfortunes that happen to us, some of my comrades being eaten doesn't even surprise me.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:24:06 AM
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
The life of being an enemy mook is a rough deal.
It would be nice if there was a more peaceful way to handle it but that's how things go in worlds like theirs.
Merfolk, often worried
Dying doesn't scare me if it's to serve his majesty Bowser, King Of The Koopas. At least, i'll jut become a Dry Bone.
I't NoT A PrObLeM FoR Me SiNcE I CaN't EvEn DiE, DaHaHaHaHaHa !!
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:47:14 AM
—dri1zz has joined the chat—
so uhhhhhhhhhh. i just found this phone on the ground. and this site was on it. soooo hello i guess
Oh, a Boo and a Drizzile. I prefer not to eat Pokémon, but Boos taste like cotton candy. I especially love eating King Boos. ♥
If it results in a Mook Horror Show then so be it, just as long as I can have some delicacies~
Merfolk, often worried
I DoN't LiKe YoU. AlSo, StoP LoOkInG At Me, It MaKe Me FeEl EmBaRaSsed.
Are you an Extreme Omnivore or what ??
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:52:54 AM
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
[1
] Ooh a Boo!
[2] Welcome to the thread fellow toon creature! Hope you enjoy your stay!
Edited by MkayRose on Oct 17th 2022 at 5:54:26 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.
Merfolk, often worried
Ew, I AlWaYs FeEl EmBaRaSsed WhEn PeOpLe NoTicE Me.
We should go, there's a very insane girl around here.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:56:26 AM
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
not sure what you mean by toon creature but thanks i guess
Edited by Heyitsgalaxycreeper on Oct 17th 2022 at 9:56:13 AM
"Can you see what I see?"
And perchance, who do you mean?
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
[1] What Furifuritchi means by "toony creature" is a animal that has an appearance of like a cartoon.
With little resemblance to a real creature in mind.
Just like us to degree!
We always love welcoming cute critters like you!
There's never enough toony creatures here!
A nice way to balance out from the norm I'd say!
Now only if there was more toony humans like me!
I heard you on that one Buttercup! *hi 5*
Well not all regular humans are a problem of course. A little variety doesn't hurt though.
Edited by MkayRose on Oct 17th 2022 at 6:13:07 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.
Merfolk, often worried
That weird brown-haired girl who talk about eating us and who finish her sentences with waves and hearts.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 17th 2022 at 12:16:46 PM
never call me a "cute critter" again.
Merfolk, often worried
GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE, SOLDIERS ?!?!
I was just here to give a tribute to Goomba.
I WaS HeRe BeCaUsE, Uh....BeCaUsE......
KING BOWSER ORDERED US TO CAPTURE PRINCESSE PEACH, NOT WASTE OUR TIME ON A FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITY SUCH AS THIS SITE !!! LOG OFF IMMEDIATLY !!!
Understood, general. Sorry, general.
AT LEAST, KOOPA HAD A GOOD REASON TO BE HERE, UNLIKE YOU, BOO. YOU JUST IGNORED YOUR DUTIES FOR THIS SITE, FOR THAT, YOU'LL BE PUNISHED !!!
GoOd LuCk, CaTcH Me If YoU CaN, DaHaHaHaHaHa !!
(They all logged off, of course their attempt at kidnapping Peach will suceed).
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
[1] Aww, why not?
Candy Pakupaku was just giving a nice compliment.
Isn't being called "cute cwitter" a good thing?
That's something to be proud of if you asked me!
Edited by MkayRose on Oct 17th 2022 at 6:31:21 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.
Har har har
I meant to post this a couple hours ago but forgot to. I saw someone who looked just like me outside, who then looked at my window, nodded, and went inside the building. This was 2 hours ago. Pretty sure it's the shapeshifter.
Anyhow, since they're in the building now, I'm gonna go out to look for the shapeshifter. I hear some weird whispers that might be from them.
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
EY GORDON
Shapeshifter, huh? Might be a foglet or gelswarm or something of that sort. I'd advise staying away unless you have some kind of disolvent formula on hand. For self defense, of course. Don't just attack another form of sentient life because you think they're intrinsically evil, shouldn't need to really be said.
Edited by Tux1 on Oct 17th 2022 at 7:05:55 AM
Literally every problem with Capitalism is Inherent in the System
Godzilla
Ummmm… who’s Bowser? - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
eeeehhhh. i just dont like being called cute.
Edited by Heyitsgalaxycreeper on Oct 17th 2022 at 11:11:08 AM
EY GORDON
If you had psychowares installed, you could just reprogram your tastes so that you do like being called cute. I can understand not wanting to have those though.
Literally every problem with Capitalism is Inherent in the System
Har har har
Will do.
... good reminder. Given the context surrounding this whatever, I assume they're evil, but maybe they'll listen to reason?
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
Also, you still haven't sent the documentation that I asked for. What's the hold-up about?
How curious. I do believe I had the requested documentation sent. Perhaps the differing time flows interfered with it?
I shall try once again.
On another note, there has not yet been a press conference. I am unsure as to why.
TropeElementalist has logged on.
Is it edible? If so, what does it taste like? Can it be cooked, or eaten raw?
Likewise, what is a Koopa?
Does it have delicious meat that provides plumbers with all the vitamins and minerals they need to keep strong?
Edited by Cibryll on Oct 17th 2022 at 10:54:15 AM
Cibrylls have trouble picking which avatar to use at times, so it changes on a whim at times~