Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
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Warning.
Unit "RKS" has sent an e-mail ordering this unit to "lie under oath".
Permission to order this unit around does not belong to any being.
Therefore, the order will be defied.
I am, in fact, not a robot or a mechanical life form.
I am actually a bit scared now.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Extreme math nerd
[1]
It's fine, just remember to think your post through and it shouldn't happen again. We all make mistakes.
[2] Unironically, yes. Man, I could rant about their research practices for hours.
Anyways, gotta go for real now, there's a lot to discuss. Have fun, everyone!
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Not-so-Magical Girl
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Hehe, good. A youkai's supposed to strike fear in humans!
Bye!
Godzilla
I think she was talking about me (we’re supposed to scare humans, too).
Peach's "not amused" state
Funny how few there's actual humans on this thread. Maybe are they scared ? Understandable if so.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 8:52:13 AM
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This unit can pass as a human. Just as long as this unit retains the eyepatch.
Because I'm not sure which avatar to use at present, and I wanna take my time deciding~
"Can you see what I see?"
With this cast of characters? No wonder.
Do you think something happened that scared all the humans away?
Probably. Between the destruction of worlds, unprovoked death threats, random characters, weird monster faces, and bullying of the disabled, I'm impressed there's still a community.
Does "random characters" include us?
Err... of course not. We're perfectly normal.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Peach's "not amused" state
The fairy escaped from fairy jail.
Funny how they thinked that putting a fairy in jail is possible. Stupid kangaroo.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 9:42:57 AM
Albedo
By no normal human standard are a talking bear and bird not "random".
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Tama Knights II: Toony Outcast
Hewwo! Are we considered that term of wandomness?
Leaping lasagna, not even a whole day has passed and we still miss a lot.
Bonsoir, really it has been a bit of a wild ride I can see.
Still not as hectic as the weekend when that...
You're still on about that crap Furifuritchi? When that person comes in just head out!
Gotta say sis, I can understand why that would be annoying cause just trying to keep up with what's going on with it that fast could lead to frustration.
Good point Clulutchi. Not to mention, having to go through page to page can be tiresome.
If it goes that fast, maybe we can get away with saying something "special" (just kidding).
Didn't some of us get away with saying stuff about certain facial designs before they decide to chill?
True, again they can't do anything to change that for the sake of those who think that way. I mean, even some people probably think we look creepy depending on who you ask.
[1] Look at this adorable creature here.
Yeah we can't compete with that form of greatness!
You two (Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi) admiring them is a good example how beauty is subjective. Though I'd probably wouldn't mind getting a picture of that creature just to scare the crap out of Bubbles.
So adorable!
Peach's "not amused" state
I steal the number 12, and everybody that will have it too !
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 11:47:11 AM
Godzilla
Peach's "not amused" state
....I was referring to the last number on my post. But you seem to have a lot of knowledge, can i take it from you ?
The Lamb
Hell0 ag4in everyon3! I h@ve a n3w med1a 0pertunity! @ny0ne her3 wanna be 5UPERST@R?
Edited by J08 on Aug 10th 2022 at 6:28:26 AM
Praise the Lamb!
Peach's "not amused" state
It depends, do i'll have to win something (shiny things, for example) ? If not, no need to ask. I refuse.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 1:34:25 PM
The Lamb
N0, of cour5e no7! You ju5t sh0w up, and y0u g3t the l3@d r0le!
Godzilla
Not exactly sure, especially after last time.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Aug 10th 2022 at 9:35:56 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Peach's "not amused" state
.....It doesn't seem so bad. At least, i could steal some precious objects. In what kind of series i could have the lead role ?
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 1:37:44 PM
The Lamb
If y0u l1ke ste@ling, w3 c0uld m@ke a h31st sh0w!
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
”I also wish to take part in this film production. That’ll show the academy!”
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Peach's "not amused" state
h31st sh0w ? What even is this ? Am i allowed to steal people ? If yes, HERE I GO !!
Edited by Coock-atoo on Aug 10th 2022 at 1:47:47 PM
The Lamb
Go0d, good. Ju5t s1gn th1s c0ntr@act, and w3'l| b3 4|l s37!
contract.com
The contract is... questionable at best. It has several "Not held accountable for bodily harm" sections, and specifically says "if you die thanks to us, it's not our fault if you sign this."
Praise the Lamb!
That's horrible.