Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Gustone
apparently making jokes no one understands is the highest form of comedy
Edited by Gustone on Jun 29th 2022 at 11:00:46 AM
Godzilla
Ohhhh the Devil, actually met him once when I denounced my religion.
I’m still sore about that one, in case you forgot.
Hey asshole, how about you bite my shiny metal ass!
Once a sinner, always a sinner.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
For a Devil he doesn't seem that scary. I'm way scarier!
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Godzilla
And who do you think you are, little miss hotshot? I’m the Robot Devil, what religion declared you ruler of all evil?
One that I refuse to join.
Now, by the power invested in me by the Church of Robotology, I hereby declare that an exorcism is in order. 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01000011 01101000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01100101 01101100 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101, 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01000011 01101000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01100101 01101100 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101!
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Secret Agent2583
Sorry. I don't speak Binary. Did you break or something? If I may have accidentally splashed you, I'm sorry.
Godzilla
Okay, you humans get to write prayers in Latin but when a robot prays in his native binary he’s broken? Now that’s just robophobic.
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Edited by GeneralGigan on Jun 29th 2022 at 4:53:26 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I'm Flandre Scarlet, the Devil of Scarlet Blood! The vampire that makes even silent children cry! I've defeated gods and even destroyed the indestructible taotie boss
of the Gouyoku Alliance! The only ones who can match me are the shrine maiden and that hell raven!
Oh you mean Okuu?
Um. Yes Koishi.
He's got a point! It's just their language, even if I can't read it.
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Godzilla
The light of Robot Heaven failed! The Lord sayeth that Flandre shall live!
Which explains why I’m still around.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
Oh you were trying to exorcize me? I told those vampire hunters centuries ago it doesn't work like that! Then I played with them but they didn't last very long :(.
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Secret Agent2583
Sorry. I was just confused as to why you were speaking binary.
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
All dose numbers make me dizzy! @.@
I bet my nerdy sister Blossom can figure that out.
Gustone
it seems to be some weird prayer
why did they write all that out on a public chatroom is a whole another question
Godzilla
Silly preacher, the only true path to enlightenment is through Dionysus! Oohoohoohoo!
Who gave him a computer?
Not me!
Me neither!
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Gustone
arent all robots computers
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
What a freaking coincidence this update came out as to what I was referencing earlier!
Oh look, it's that game that drove Coffretchi insane when she played Nightmare mode.
Hey! At least I beat the bloody thing.
Yeah after countless amounts of deaths lol!
You got to admit, that takes a lot of determination!
And stubbornness to put up with that amount of frustration!
Go for Ultra Nightmare mode now then you'll be a true doomer!!
OMG are you crazy Candy Pakupaku? Ultra Nightmare mode feels impossible! It's the same mode but you only get one life! Just imagine how painful it is to get to the final boss and die.
Yikes, sounds like you're speaking from experience...
That's enough to make someone lose it and want to destroy the game or console!
Edited by MkayRose on Jun 29th 2022 at 5:47:14 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.
Godzilla
There’s worlds of difference between a fembot and a femputer.
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Mmm, interesting specimen on that link I must say!
Godzilla
Agreed.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
What...
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
cat :3
Hope I'm not interrupting anything - here's a stream of a public race that I'm hosting. Yes, there's maintenance necessary every 10 laps, but hey, this is prototype testing.
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
Vengeful Ex-Maverick Hunter
They're just being weird! Cars have gotten a lot faster than I remember them being.
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Godzilla
I was a car once, not exactly the most pleasant experience.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
One is a genius. The other's insane.
TheKindGoat has joined the chat.
: Do not be afraid, people. My name is Toriel, caretaker of the ruins, Nice to see you all, sweethearts.
Edited by MkayRose on Jun 29th 2022 at 3:55:28 PM
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.