Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
AI with access to the console
sure! always curious about what happened during the last days of earth.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
The Crying Children
So there was this fat guy named Otis, a nice guy, still lives with his mom, so he wish to no longer be a virgin anymore, so he was being a nice guy to her all the time which was starting to get creepy
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
robot boy.....
i already like where this is going.
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
The Crying Children
So Otis got some cake for the girl and well he tripped and drops the cake into her, and well Otis got up and his balls are kicked in
Edited by This on Mar 25th 2022 at 12:22:48 PM
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
...That's it?
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
The Crying Children
Yeah that's all that happen, poor Otis
Edited by This on Mar 25th 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
robot boy.....
that...that was amazing.
thank god you got into the wrong forum.
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
The Crying Children
Yeah yeah well I better. What the hell? Hey I need to chat back with you guys later, it looks like-
Barney_2 logged out.
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
robot boy.....
hey wai- wait.
oh my god what happened to barney. hold on- oh crap. looks like some monsters broke out and uh...
dont say it. DONT-
well, either he was killed by a monster or some scientist with a crobar.
G WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM HE HAD THE BEST STORIES!
uh, im not sure if i can do that. i really dont want to interfere with this world.
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
AI with access to the console
That's... different i guess there are different ways for black mesa to end other then flinging everyone across the galaxy. I'll lend you a transport if you really want to I'm not exactly planning to save a single research institute from its own mess.
Edited by Immortalartisan on Mar 25th 2022 at 1:27:25 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
robot boy.....
send me! send us!
dude im not sure about this...
pack a heavy gun and a lot of ammo and lets go!
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
Self-Made King
I heard there was a crisis; something about a "Scarlet King" that wants to destroy reality? Is there anything the crew and I can do to help? Also, hi Tailgate.
cat :3
Don't think so, also don't think the threat is credible, because I sliced up one of their manifestations some 20 minutes ago using a voiding ray (again
), and because he/some of his powers are incompatible with my homeworld. Took a bit longer than expected because I had to redesign the ray ship once or twice to make it proof against S.K.'s surprise attacks, but other than that, we're fine, thanks.
If you're in for a challenge... build this ship and try to get past all the obfuscation:
voidship_skproof_v3.asd OOC: I can't ever remember the CAD file format that Ica uses lol
Edited by StepexNo2 on Mar 25th 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
AI with access to the console
something vaguely ship like should've appeared near you G it is programmed for those two destinations and to be launched upon your will I also stocked it with a small medical pod and some old firearms uirst's old firearms in this case is basically a plasma cannon and a souped up rail-guns by our standards
Edited by Immortalartisan on Mar 25th 2022 at 2:19:55 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interestingHi, Rodimus!!!!! I have no idea what's going on. There's some sort of giant evil thing, but, you know, that's just a normal night out for us.
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
Tama May Cry 4: Order of the Toons
Giant evil thing?
Sounds like a video game boss has arrived!
AI with access to the console
I would describe it as the most Delicious self replicating red gusher in all of existence
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Self-Made King
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
5X I'll take that as a "no," then...
3X I know, but apparently this is something out of our league; another user sent me an instruction file for building some kind of ship though. I'll have to get Perceptor to look at it, because I've learned that giving tasks like this to Brainstorm is asking for trouble.
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Mar 25th 2022 at 3:28:56 AM
The Crying Children
Barney_2 logged in
Everything is going bad, there's zombies wearing our scientist uniform, everything explode, Gordon is doing some weird bunny hop thing and he's already gone, and all I got is my Glock 17
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything… ...Look, Perceptor's great, but I dunno about building a whole ship. Just... let me know if you need me to carry something really heavy???
Edited by Palindromee on Mar 25th 2022 at 5:30:12 AM
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
Self-Made King
I just meant decrypting the instruction file.
Oh! That makes more sense. Offer's still open for the carrying-big-stuff thing, though!
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
cat :3
x5 Oh. Don't worry about using your own resources then, I'll send you the challenge ship myself... Expect it in your planet's orbit in ~20 minutes.
Here are the rules: Keep the ship in orbit (it's got autopilot and plenty of fuel, so it should do that on its own). There are several consoles in it, each with a Big Red Button... but only one of them is the correct one. You can tell which one it is because it will play this song once you press it. Press three wrong ones, and you lose!
P.S. Feel free to make fun of my music choice lol
Edited by StepexNo2 on Mar 25th 2022 at 10:40:13 AM
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski...We don't exactly have an "our" planet right now. Well, we do, but it's a gazillion miles away.
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
So... Want to hear the time that one of the guards tried to hit it with the scientist and got his balls kicked in?
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…