Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Professional Professionalist
I am sorry, I have not seen any of these people. However, have you seen a robot human by the name of THOMAS around? I cannot find him.
Just some guy
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Oi wassup ya wankers?
Edited by Seaners on Nov 25th 2019 at 3:58:04 AM
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
professional dork
-HouseMuffin has logged on-
It seems that we have a lot of missing persons here. I'm willing to help, but simply saying their names won't be of much use. What about their identifying features? Things like build, hair color, markings, or even the clothes they're last seen wearing would go a long way in tracking them down.
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
Edward here. I know a tank engine by the name of Thomas, but I don't think he's the Thomas that you're looking for.
Professional Professionalist
The Thomas I am looking for has a silver head and hands, with black palms, and he was last seen wearing a gray sport coat and a blue shirt.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
eh
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Hello there, ladies, gentlemen, and those who are neither. I go by many names, some of which are either some rather colorful words others call me or names they made in fear of me. Has Darkseid been on here lately? He's an old drinking buddy of mine due to us having a lot in common. Well, major difference is that I actually have a sense of humor.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 15th 2020 at 4:19:16 AM
The League of Heroes
Just a Mettaur
Victor227 has logged on.
Uh, hi there... sorry, this is actually my first time here, so I don't know this Darkseid guy...
Anyway, guys, I'm kind of in trouble and need help right now. How do I defeat a giant stone spider? I don't have a lot of time.
A great Mascot Mook.
Professional Professionalist
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A spider? I don’t know, maybe shoot it.
Mm.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
eh
Unleash your imag- wait, dammit, this is the multiversal one.
Anyways, uh, stone is vulnerable to being cracked. Maybe try finding or making a crack and capitalizing on it.
I'd try eating the spider, though that only works for me as I doubt you're eldritch enough to do that. Perhaps try to bond with the spider and tame it? Sounds like it would make a useful ally. Or if you're evil like me, lead it in the direction of the most populated area and watch the glorious chaos ensue! Would say not to lead it in harm's way of any villains, but I get the feeling that you're too much of a good guy to listen to that.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 17th 2020 at 5:38:14 AM
The League of Heroes
The Senate
Miss_Nuclear_Annihilation has logged on
So how is everyone here doing?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
BlockParty2005 has logged on
i'm good thanks ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
The Senate
Good to hear. The world not ending is always a good sign.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
smallterritorybigheart has logged in!
Hello friends! I’m certainly having a good day today!
Edited by arimothereindeer on May 4th 2020 at 8:33:41 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Senate
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BulletDodgingBird has logged on
So are we, but it's been kind of boring lately.
I guess there was that whole incident with the beast spirits, but since then it's just been normal.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on May 4th 2020 at 11:40:54 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
Beast spirits? My, sounds like a fright! If you ever need any extra firepower, just call me and I’ll come in on my fort!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Senate
It seems like Reimu dealt with it just fine.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
You must be a very strong country! Where are you from? I’ll make sure to say hi to your country at the world meeting today!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Senate
We're from Gensokyo. Have you heard of it?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
Never! Are you a micronation, just like me?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Professional Professionalist
smallterritorybigheart has logged in!
Hello? Is anybody still here? Any other countries?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Britain here. My owner and I Are just enjoying some crackers and cheese.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
sick down from the bones to the other side
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am I—am I using this right? I think I am... anyways, hello!
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 6th 2020 at 10:51:29 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
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anyone seen the champion of fear?