Here is Andrew Ryan's... or rather, Max Fightmaster's welcome message:
"I am Max Fightmaster, and I am here to mutilate you a jackhammer. Is a man not entitled to the lobster of his thylakoid?
'No,' says the man in the backseat of John Boehner's car, 'it belongs to the laser-sighted.'
'No,' says the man in the trailer park on Tamu Massif, 'it belongs to Jim Bob Smith.'
'No,' says the man in Arkham Asylum, 'it belongs to a laser cannon.'
I eated those answers. Instead, I chose something verbose. I chose the eloquent. I chose...
Downtown!
A city where the fry cook would not fear the iron maiden, where the gladiator would not be bound by petty aberration, where the unsanitary would not be abstersed by the hydrophobic.
And with the lobster of your thylakoid, Downtown can become your city, as well."
edited 10th Oct '13 11:50:18 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.I really liked how the whole thing turned out, particularly from the second paragraph down.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Alright, here's another one.
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edited 27th Feb '14 10:50:30 PM by ArmoredFury
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.2. Fox Mulder
edited 28th Feb '14 7:45:10 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

12. Eated
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!