Aha! -builds teleporter, 4 demons come out.-
I delbierately created that teleporter.... so we oculd destroy this place. -stands aside to let the demons start destroying things, while waiting for more-
...Do you really think THAT'ad stop a demonic invasion? That's no Doomguy.
-10 Cyberdemons come trhough the teleporter and start destroying, I build a second to increase the demonic flow, and 5 pain elementals come trhough the 2 of them-
Ah yes, pwoerful demons. -directs them to those NOT trying to assist me in destroying the world-
Buh? Wuh? I-NO.
No! No, c'mon, this is Moe. MO-E. There isn't supposed to be some... world-destruction ploy! This is Slice of Goddamn Life. If I wanted some evil megalomaniac villain that wanted to commit genocide, or bring the apocalypse... I'd've signed up for a JRPG, or a Shonen or Seinen anime... I-I'm done.
Screw you people. I am leaving.
(Crispin Freeman walks out of the recording studio, muttering profanities, leaving Pinky without a voice actor)
Usually here.One down, numerous to go. -A spider mastermind and another Cyberdemon come through. I hand both a BFG-9000.- You know what to do - destroy this world. I doubt there'd be that much resistance... -takes out a chainsaw and steps out to join the demons in their world destroying-
(...
Seriously? I come back and somebody's trying to kill the thread?
TARDISES, I've talked to you before, and really, you're not a bad guy, but... seriously?! You join in the thread just to try and ruin it for the people who are having fun with it?
News flash, if you hate something this much, don't join in on it. It's annoying, and it makes you seem like a complete jerk.)
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."-runs up to TARDISES, grabs him by the collar-
First off, STOP. If you hate this so much, then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!! We're trying to have some fun, and you come in to fuck it up for no readily apparent reason. You're making yourself look like an asshole by doing this. We do not take kindly to to this troll-ish behavior. So please, STOP.
*Waves back.*
Well... I agree. Demonic Invaders does not exist. *Gets out a PSP, and plays with it.*
Shutdown sequence initiated.You can't stop me. Or the Doom demons.
- chainsaws fleeing humans, then docks round a corner to not get hit by the cyberdemon with the BFG-9000, then emerges after that had hit, surveying the area for non-demonic creatures moving-

"They think the gender ambiguity is funny. And they think it's fun not to give me a voice actor. Hence the subtitles."
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.