You know there's people out there who are going to masturbate to this topic, right?
-Forces Queen to listen to Justin Bieber-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
OH DEAR GOD WHY!?
Put anom in a bee hive dressed as there queen.
I am bad at picking things.
I'd suggest just ending this topic before it grows, seriously. We're going to get disturbing responses.
edited 17th Jan '11 5:47:23 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
ok how do I end it?
I am bad at picking things.
Be green.
Tell me!
I am bad at picking things.
Believe
Tie up queenofdarkness, cover her in honey, and dump her on a fire ant nest.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Sorceress Bookwench
Make him watch every single Twilight movie. In a row.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Believe
Shove them in a sound proof room, hogtied, with Celine Dion and Justin Beiber playing simultaneously.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Show an affirming flame
I...I don't know what I can do that could match that. You win.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Make him listen to "Imma Be" by the Black Eyed Peas or Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" on repeat 24/7.
edited 17th Jan '11 6:12:48 PM by mst3kluv
My MSTing liveblog
I shall cleave a garden hoe into your flesh and tear it off whilst encouraging you to scream louder.
Ha ha! I tortured this thread to death.
edited 17th Jan '11 6:14:15 PM by Snicklin
Show an affirming flame
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Turn the tables: run an MST...mocking MST3000!
I shall make you Jewish with a called shot!
No you didn't...I did.
edited 17th Jan '11 6:14:45 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
You need to do something awful to the next poster.
edited 17th Jan '11 5:40:29 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.