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Petting dogs is a worthy goal, I can't punish you too harshly. So, I get you arrested and sentenced to public service... at an animal shelter!
I'm going to fool the internet into thinking that Avengers: Endgame ends with Thanos eliminating the rest of the universe, and that the MCU ends there.
I tell Marvel before you can do so and tell them to ban you from seeing any more MCU movies.
I'm so happy with my evil plan! Say goodbye to music, gym and art! Soon we will have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start!
I sue you for Child Abuse.
I'm going to hack into the E-shop and remove SSBU!
Good luck doing that before Nintendo finds out and bans you from the server. And even if you succeed, Ultimate has a physical release.
I will create donuts so tasty that anyone who eats them will be FORCED to buy more.
I steal your recipe and post it online for free. It becomes a viral download, with people saving money by making the donuts themselves.
And now that all the world's cops are addicted to those donuts, with free access to the recipe, they will become so fat they'll be unable to run when I UNLEASH THE VELOCIRAPTORS!!!
They don't have to run, they just start shooting. Since they're in a place where there isn't much cover, the Velociraptors can't ambush them either.
I shall nuke the world so that we're all playing Fallout 76 in real life!
Somehow, it becomes so buggy that God himself has to reset it to a point before, and prohibits any further usage.
And with that, I can...give the homeless cookies.
That are also poisoned.
Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:30:26 PM
I give the homeless cookies filled with antidote
I create a massively popular first person shooter, but instead of controlling fictional characters you are actually controlling real life war-robots released upon my enemies
"Hey, what's this character sitting at these computers and laughing? Must be a unique type of enemy." -BOOM-
I'm going to edit every copy of every movie at the local theater to put random jumpscares in!
No one goes to the theater because I shot it up
I am about to shoot up a theater
Edited by KeironCioran on Feb 9th 2019 at 6:44:49 AM
Not so fast, I warned everybody about it so that they can avoid death, and also told the cops.
I will go to Sakurai's house and force him to listen to ''Baby'' from Justin Bieber for hours until he makes Metalucy canon in Smash Bros.
I switch the CD that has the song to the Bandit Radio theme, causing him to give you the middle finger instead.
I will try to find the world's biggest nuclear missile silo and detonate it because I have nothing better to do.
I replaced the nuclear silo with a grain silo. Have fun with your wheat!
I kick the next poster where the sun don’t shine.
Good, except I covered it with a titanium plate, causing your bones to break.
I force every troper to read My Immortal
You know what I'd rather do than that? I like trains.
I'm going to send out a computer virus... that installs BonziBuddy permanently.
I buy and use an iPad. An iPad ain't a computer, it's a tablet!
I bomb Canada.
Your bomb explodes before you can drop it.
I summon the ancient memes of 2012 in order to make humanity cringe so much that they bow down to me and I rule the world.
Granted but I make sure that people get nostalgic over the memes and like them unironically ruining you plans.
I force every human on earth to jump off a cliff until I'm the only one left.
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 10th 2019 at 6:42:45 AM
I build the world’s largest and prickliest fence to stop them.
I am about to unleash sentient spiders that will slowly take over the world with fear.
I contact the creator of Lucas The Spider, the offspring of E.B. White, and the troper who launched Friendly Neighborhood Spider, and together we form a resistance group of people who find spiders cute, and go around the world convincing other people that they're cute, while convincing the spiders to join us. Long live the resistance!
I'm going to find a genie, then wish to be a genie myself... a free genie.
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