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DrNoPuma The floofiest Evil Overlord ever from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The floofiest Evil Overlord ever
Dec 8th 2018 at 6:37:49 PM

Petting dogs is a worthy goal, I can't punish you too harshly. So, I get you arrested and sentenced to public service... at an animal shelter!

I'm going to fool the internet into thinking that Avengers: Endgame ends with Thanos eliminating the rest of the universe, and that the MCU ends there.

We need more Klonoa stuff. I really wish the movie hadn't been cancelled. :(
TheWhiteWolf a from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
a
Dec 8th 2018 at 6:48:44 PM

I tell Marvel before you can do so and tell them to ban you from seeing any more MCU movies.

I'm so happy with my evil plan! Say goodbye to music, gym and art! Soon we will have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start!

"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." - King Dedede, Hoshi no Kaabii
HyperReal Maniacal Meat Monster from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Maniacal Meat Monster
Dec 8th 2018 at 6:53:10 PM

I sue you for Child Abuse.

I'm going to hack into the E-shop and remove SSBU!

hey hey hey your demented crusade ends today
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Dec 9th 2018 at 7:44:53 AM

Good luck doing that before Nintendo finds out and bans you from the server. And even if you succeed, Ultimate has a physical release.

I will create donuts so tasty that anyone who eats them will be FORCED to buy more.

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
Feb 6th 2019 at 5:35:06 PM

I steal your recipe and post it online for free. It becomes a viral download, with people saving money by making the donuts themselves.

And now that all the world's cops are addicted to those donuts, with free access to the recipe, they will become so fat they'll be unable to run when I UNLEASH THE VELOCIRAPTORS!!!

Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Feb 7th 2019 at 12:26:18 AM

They don't have to run, they just start shooting. Since they're in a place where there isn't much cover, the Velociraptors can't ambush them either.

I shall nuke the world so that we're all playing Fallout 76 in real life!

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
hanwen1234 Mihama's Ninja
Mihama's Ninja
Feb 8th 2019 at 6:30:15 AM

Somehow, it becomes so buggy that God himself has to reset it to a point before, and prohibits any further usage.

And with that, I can...give the homeless cookies.

That are also poisoned.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:30:26 PM

The 'Russian' Ninja
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 9th 2019 at 9:29:42 AM

I give the homeless cookies filled with antidote

I create a massively popular first person shooter, but instead of controlling fictional characters you are actually controlling real life war-robots released upon my enemies

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
DrNoPuma The floofiest Evil Overlord ever from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The floofiest Evil Overlord ever
Feb 9th 2019 at 10:44:20 AM

"Hey, what's this character sitting at these computers and laughing? Must be a unique type of enemy." -BOOM-

I'm going to edit every copy of every movie at the local theater to put random jumpscares in!

We need more Klonoa stuff. I really wish the movie hadn't been cancelled. :(
KeironCioran Lord of Stars from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Lord of Stars
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 9th 2019 at 8:46:02 PM

Not so fast, I warned everybody about it so that they can avoid death, and also told the cops.

I will go to Sakurai's house and force him to listen to ''Baby'' from Justin Bieber for hours until he makes Metalucy canon in Smash Bros.

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Feb 10th 2019 at 7:40:45 AM

I switch the CD that has the song to the Bandit Radio theme, causing him to give you the middle finger instead.

I will try to find the world's biggest nuclear missile silo and detonate it because I have nothing better to do.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 10th 2019 at 8:59:15 AM

I replaced the nuclear silo with a grain silo. Have fun with your wheat!

I kick the next poster where the sun don’t shine.

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 10th 2019 at 9:07:37 AM

Good, except I covered it with a titanium plate, causing your bones to break.

I force every troper to read My Immortal

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
DrNoPuma The floofiest Evil Overlord ever from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The floofiest Evil Overlord ever
Feb 10th 2019 at 9:42:55 AM

You know what I'd rather do than that? I like trains.

I'm going to send out a computer virus... that installs BonziBuddy permanently.

We need more Klonoa stuff. I really wish the movie hadn't been cancelled. :(
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Feb 10th 2019 at 11:05:59 AM

I buy and use an iPad. An iPad ain't a computer, it's a tablet!

I bomb Canada.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
YooberBop Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo from the Italian restaurant Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo
Feb 10th 2019 at 4:40:41 PM

Your bomb explodes before you can drop it.

I summon the ancient memes of 2012 in order to make humanity cringe so much that they bow down to me and I rule the world.

You fools! You’ve awakened my stand,『DON’T STOP ME NOW』! Prepare to be 『MEMED』!
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 10th 2019 at 4:42:25 PM

Granted but I make sure that people get nostalgic over the memes and like them unironically ruining you plans.

I force every human on earth to jump off a cliff until I'm the only one left.

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 10th 2019 at 6:42:45 AM

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
YooberBop Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo from the Italian restaurant Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo
Feb 10th 2019 at 4:50:14 PM

I build the world’s largest and prickliest fence to stop them.

I am about to unleash sentient spiders that will slowly take over the world with fear.

You fools! You’ve awakened my stand,『DON’T STOP ME NOW』! Prepare to be 『MEMED』!
DrNoPuma The floofiest Evil Overlord ever from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The floofiest Evil Overlord ever
Feb 10th 2019 at 7:21:44 PM

I contact the creator of Lucas The Spider, the offspring of E.B. White, and the troper who launched Friendly Neighborhood Spider, and together we form a resistance group of people who find spiders cute, and go around the world convincing other people that they're cute, while convincing the spiders to join us. Long live the resistance!

I'm going to find a genie, then wish to be a genie myself... a free genie.

We need more Klonoa stuff. I really wish the movie hadn't been cancelled. :(
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