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Sep 7th 2018 at 9:51:12 AM

I use a Rod And Reel Repurposed to surreptitiously place a Tinfoil Hat on your head, hoping that nobody will take you seriously. Just in case, I make a Plan B...

I hire people armed with blow guns full of amnesic darts to wait in all the nearby bathrooms for you. I send you to the bathroom with a Laxative Prank.

And now I shall feed the Sarlaac with Donald Trump and everyone who voted for him, even if they regret voting for him!

QuantumMelody29 Mae the mage. from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Mae the mage.
Sep 7th 2018 at 1:49:11 PM

I shall come in and save the day! ...After you throw Trump in.

I hate tacos and burritos! I shall destroy every single one of them!

Or should I say... Maege?
Ooglyeye Hanako from Jacksonville, NC Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Hanako
Sep 7th 2018 at 1:52:22 PM

LEAVE THE TACOS ALONE!!!!

I'm gonna show only The Emoji Movie to all theatres in the WORLD!!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!

When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Sep 11th 2018 at 2:48:13 PM

I'll make sure EVERYONE things that the Emoji movie is not only terrible, but not worth their time even for ironic purposes!

I'm going to force those starving kids in africa to watch Epic Meal Time!

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Sep 11th 2018 at 2:50:27 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 11th 2018 at 3:33:40 PM

You monster! Off to the gallows with you!

I'm going to make EVERYONE believe it's not butter.

Please. Send some help.
Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Sep 11th 2018 at 3:42:59 PM

Everyone realises you didn't actually foil Jax's plan and dismisses you as a liar.

I'm going to attack a historically oppressed group and use modern progressive language to make it sound like it's a good idea!

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 11th 2018 at 3:48:41 PM

I make sure the rest of the world doesn't buy it, and your killed by A SEAL team.

I'm going to tell people that Wal-Mart's prices ARE SUITABLE AT BEST.

Please. Send some help.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Sep 11th 2018 at 6:29:02 PM

I sue you because "Wal-Mart's prices are very cheap!"

I type terribly.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Emperor_Ing Primordial Beat from Phendrana Drifts Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Primordial Beat
Sep 11th 2018 at 6:35:54 PM

I, as usual, correct you mercilessly. If you refuse to learn... Iíll probably just ignore you, as will most of the world.

Iíll shove a cubic meter of Phazon up everyoneís orifices, excluding my own. Then Iíll eat the remaining Phazon in order to become their ruler, thereby taking over the world!

primal aspid bad, floor stealing moth worse
DefRevenge24601 Pure Majin Power from The Depths Of Melee Hell Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Pure Majin Power
Sep 12th 2018 at 6:33:16 AM

Here at the SCP Foundation, we deal with Phazon the same way we deal with Orochi: Tell everybody how much of a bad idea this is gonna be, confiscate the Phazon from everyone, including you, and then launch it into the sun.

Speaking of the Foundation, I think it would be a good idea to release that "unkillable gator" thingy (682) from containment and bring it back to it's Everglades habitat. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

This not only exists, but is conceptually terrifying.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Sep 12th 2018 at 8:34:06 AM

You get denied by the O-5 council, and are reassigned as D-Class. Have fun!

I shall turn all the players in TF 2 into Friendlies!

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 12th 2018 at 1:28:52 PM

Tf 2 would be discontinued before you can do it.

I'm going to hijack the global nuclear arsenal and hold the world ransom for...

One million dollars!

Please. Send some help.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Sep 12th 2018 at 3:59:15 PM

I earn one million dollars.

I spam.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Emperor_Ing Primordial Beat from Phendrana Drifts Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Primordial Beat
Sep 12th 2018 at 4:01:49 PM

I get extremely angry, causing me to attack you with the Fan Blade Of Not Posting Spam.

Iíll ask the next poster to prove that they exist. The resulting existential crisis will drive them insane.

primal aspid bad, floor stealing moth worse
Sep 12th 2018 at 9:59:59 PM

I'm Too Dumb to Fool, I prove my existence by punching you in the mouth.

A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!

Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 13th 2018 at 4:42:35 AM

You end up alerting the entire neighborhood, and are promptly taken down by a SWAT team.

I'm going to hijack the global nuclear arsenal and hold the world ransom for... 15 trillion dollars

Please. Send some help.
Mysticremnant SCP-3778-A
SCP-3778-A
Sep 14th 2018 at 5:50:45 PM

The UN easily pays the 15 trillion dollars, adding 15 trillion dollars to the global debt.

I will make all banks go bankrupt!

There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Sep 19th 2018 at 6:22:33 PM

I make more banks!

I dump some Spam in the ocean, causing all the ocean animals to get sick and die (because I do this every Monday), causing there to be more oxygen in the world, and making the bugs bigger, scaring everyone I hate.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Emperor_Ing Primordial Beat from Phendrana Drifts Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Primordial Beat
Sep 19th 2018 at 6:27:02 PM

I tell you thatís not how science works before attacking you with the Fan Blade Of Accurate Science.

Iíll take all the trash in space and throw it into the moon all at once! The force should be enough to move it slightly. Repeat for the next too many years, and disrupt the day-night cycle!

primal aspid bad, floor stealing moth worse
DrNoPuma Happy fluffy boy from way down in Egypt's land Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Happy fluffy boy
Sep 20th 2018 at 3:16:01 PM

I'll figure out how you moved all the trash to the moon and put you there.

I'm going to give people milk that was opened more than 7 days ago! Mwahahaha!

Life is like a carnival, the games are rigged, but hey, that's okay, you still get to play!
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Sep 21st 2018 at 9:49:57 AM

I had stuck it in the refrigerator the day it was opened, and if it was spoiled by time for you to take it out, i threw it away!

I shall infect Joel's Real PC with Bonzify!

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Sep 21st 2018 at 9:49:58 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Dec 8th 2018 at 10:46:17 AM "I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo Leůn, Mťxico Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Dec 8th 2018 at 11:24:58 AM

I help her to find you by chasing you with a are and slamming you with it, then return her belongings and call the police, while also petting her good guide doggo.

I decide to rob a supermarket for some groceries on a cold Christmas night

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
Dec 8th 2018 at 1:31:10 PM

I just so happen to be mopping the floor. Oops, I forgot to put "Wet Floor" signs on your escape route! You slip and fall and drop your illicit cargo.

I have perfected an airborne Hate Plague. I shall start the worldwide epidemic by releasing my first sample into Donald Trump, since it won't change his behavior, thus giving the virus more time to hide and incubate!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Dec 8th 2018 at 1:35:45 AM

Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Dec 8th 2018 at 1:33:55 PM

Nobody goes near him anyway. People build a resistance before it has a chance to spread.

I will thoughtlessly pet service dogs, distracting them from the task they perform for their owner.

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!

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