I shall come in and save the day! ...After you throw Trump in.
I hate tacos and burritos! I shall destroy every single one of them!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.LEAVE THE TACOS ALONE!!!!
I'm gonna show only The Emoji Movie to all theatres in the WORLD!!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.I'll make sure EVERYONE things that the Emoji movie is not only terrible, but not worth their time even for ironic purposes!
I'm going to force those starving kids in africa to watch Epic Meal Time!
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Sep 11th 2018 at 2:50:27 AM
You monster! Off to the gallows with you!
I'm going to make EVERYONE believe it's not butter.
Take him to DetriotEveryone realises you didn't actually foil Jax's plan and dismisses you as a liar.
I'm going to attack a historically oppressed group and use modern progressive language to make it sound like it's a good idea!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI make sure the rest of the world doesn't buy it, and your killed by A SEAL team.
I'm going to tell people that Wal-Mart's prices ARE SUITABLE AT BEST.
Take him to DetriotI sue you because "Wal-Mart's prices are very cheap!"
I type terribly.
I, as usual, correct you mercilessly. If you refuse to learn... I’ll probably just ignore you, as will most of the world.
I’ll shove a cubic meter of Phazon up everyone’s orifices, excluding my own. Then I’ll eat the remaining Phazon in order to become their ruler, thereby taking over the world!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Here at the SCP Foundation, we deal with Phazon the same way we deal with Orochi: Tell everybody how much of a bad idea this is gonna be, confiscate the Phazon from everyone, including you, and then launch it into the sun.
Speaking of the Foundation, I think it would be a good idea to release that "unkillable gator" thingy (682) from containment and bring it back to it's Everglades habitat. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"Tf 2 would be discontinued before you can do it.
I'm going to hijack the global nuclear arsenal and hold the world ransom for...
One million dollars!
Take him to DetriotI earn one million dollars.
I spam.
I get extremely angry, causing me to attack you with the Fan Blade Of Not Posting Spam.
I’ll ask the next poster to prove that they exist. The resulting existential crisis will drive them insane.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I'm Too Dumb to Fool, I prove my existence by punching you in the mouth.
A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You end up alerting the entire neighborhood, and are promptly taken down by a SWAT team.
I'm going to hijack the global nuclear arsenal and hold the world ransom for... 15 trillion dollars
Take him to DetriotThe UN easily pays the 15 trillion dollars, adding 15 trillion dollars to the global debt.
I will make all banks go bankrupt!
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.I make more banks!
I dump some Spam in the ocean, causing all the ocean animals to get sick and die (because I do this every Monday), causing there to be more oxygen in the world, and making the bugs bigger, scaring everyone I hate.
I tell you that’s not how science works before attacking you with the Fan Blade Of Accurate Science.
I’ll take all the trash in space and throw it into the moon all at once! The force should be enough to move it slightly. Repeat for the next too many years, and disrupt the day-night cycle!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I'll figure out how you moved all the trash to the moon and put you there.
I'm going to give people milk that was opened more than 7 days ago! Mwahahaha!
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!I had stuck it in the refrigerator the day it was opened, and if it was spoiled by time for you to take it out, i threw it away!
I shall infect Joel's Real PC with Bonzify!
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Sep 21st 2018 at 9:49:58 AM
(Bump)
I download Norton Anti-Virus. Bye bye, Bonzi Buddy!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I help her to find you by chasing you with a are and slamming you with it, then return her belongings and call the police, while also petting her good guide doggo.
I decide to rob a supermarket for some groceries on a cold Christmas night
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."I just so happen to be mopping the floor. Oops, I forgot to put "Wet Floor" signs on your escape route! You slip and fall and drop your illicit cargo.
I have perfected an airborne Hate Plague. I shall start the worldwide epidemic by releasing my first sample into Donald Trump, since it won't change his behavior, thus giving the virus more time to hide and incubate!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Dec 8th 2018 at 1:35:45 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Nobody goes near him anyway. People build a resistance before it has a chance to spread.
I will thoughtlessly pet service dogs, distracting them from the task they perform for their owner.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I use a Rod And Reel Repurposed to surreptitiously place a Tinfoil Hat on your head, hoping that nobody will take you seriously. Just in case, I make a Plan B...
I hire people armed with blow guns full of amnesic darts to wait in all the nearby bathrooms for you. I send you to the bathroom with a Laxative Prank.
And now I shall feed the Sarlaac with Donald Trump and everyone who voted for him, even if they regret voting for him!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.