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CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#1276: May 24th 2017 at 9:22:03 AM

I change the machine so you turn everyone into jelly-fish. Have fun being poisoned.

I'm going into your house and stealing your panties!

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#1277: May 24th 2017 at 9:40:01 AM

Too bad I don't have any panties! I'm a dude! evil grin

Okay, I'm going to steal something that everyone surely owns. I'm going to steal all your chairs!

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#1278: May 24th 2017 at 9:41:59 AM

*Cue Flipping the Table*

I'll now proceed to... blow up everyone's waifus/husbandos/whatever.

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1279: May 24th 2017 at 10:38:25 AM

I blow up yours first before you can blow up ours, enjoy!

I'm going to turn every single HK416 in the real world into her Girls' Frontline counterpart.

BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1280: May 24th 2017 at 10:44:50 AM

And I just brainwashed every NRA convervative nutjobs to becoming anit gun liberal otakus.

That might double as my evil plan but I decided something far worse.

I just switch the brains of Stephanie Meyers with Hirohiko Araki.

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1281: May 24th 2017 at 10:50:28 AM

I punch you, then I switch them again.

I still have a copy of the Alucard formula (the formula that gives me the powers of this guy.) from the kill 682 thread. so I'm gonna inject myself with it then with my new abilities ill conquer the usa!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1282: May 24th 2017 at 11:02:54 AM

You're now Girlycard, and you're Girlycard forever.

Enjoy!

I'm going to turn everyone into Girlycard.

edited 24th May '17 11:03:00 AM by Mhazard

Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
#1283: May 24th 2017 at 11:10:44 AM

I turn everyone back to normal.

I will blow up this island to break the crust and open the mantle!

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1284: May 24th 2017 at 11:18:54 AM

The people on the island are LEG Os and decided to literally put their heads together to keep the island from spliting apart; like that one Lego movie staring Batman.

I just release a chemical warhead (wait for it) that makes the whole world gay (wait for it) and completely ignorant of all science. Good luck figuring out reproduction humAn race!

anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#1285: May 24th 2017 at 4:36:46 PM

[up] spoilers, dude.

I'll just make humans reproduce through cell splicing instead!

I'm going to steal all the clocks in the world! Yes, clock towers included.

[down][down] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

edited 25th May '17 4:36:55 PM by anza_sb

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1286: May 24th 2017 at 4:41:39 PM

I'm going to spend years and years of my life creating the ultimate hybrid. Half father, half man, one hundred percent octopus.

As you look over all of the clocks you've stolen, Octodad's gonna break into your lair to put you down.

I'm going to build a machine designed to kill sues!

BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1287: May 24th 2017 at 4:54:25 PM

[up]x2 First up, sorry. Second my gas makes all of humanity ignorant of all science; thst includes gene splicing and cellular replication. So your answer didn't foil anything if you are the humans caught in the gas!

[up] I simply use logic. If you kill all sues this easily wouldn't that make you a sue yourself as it fulfills your fantasy of wanting sues dead. That would mean once you turn on that machine you will die because of it. And even if you are contempt with doing it, its not really an evil thing to do as people find sues to be terrible and all wish them to be gone. So in the end you will be doing the world a favor getting rid of them.

So turn on the machine, and you'll die and do the world a favor that is actually good. Don't turn it on, and your plan is foiled. Either way, I win completely.

I just drunker dialed the Orks and called them soft pussies. They are on their way here to smash us hummies.

edited 24th May '17 4:56:45 PM by BigK1337

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#1288: May 25th 2017 at 1:38:58 PM

I call Bulma and ask her to send Future Trunks to deal with it. Goku will just fuck around. Gohan doesn't like fighting. Vegeta is a selfish ass with an enormous ego. Trunks is the only full or half Sayian that can and will stop it quickly without turning it into a major production.

I'm playing billiards where I'm using planets as the cue ball.

edited 25th May '17 1:48:02 PM by kouta

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1289: May 25th 2017 at 4:02:37 PM

I stop you to explain the size of a planet.

Then, as your mind continues to comprehend the actual impossibility of this, along with the problems of calling fictional characters to stop a nonfictional threat, I'm going to place a funny hat on you, and begin pointing and laughing wildly.

I'm going to find a quarter and not ask anyone if it belongs to them, at ALL!

edited 25th May '17 4:03:11 PM by RandomWriter413

anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#1290: May 25th 2017 at 4:51:40 PM

I find Mr. Krabs' first dime and roll you over with it.

I'm going to speed up the heat death of the universe by being active all the time and wasting resources! Mwahahahahah!!!!!!

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1291: May 25th 2017 at 4:51:45 PM

I break your spine for [nja]'ing me!

I am going to cause chaos by sneaking into the foundation and pressing the big red button that releases all scps!

edited 25th May '17 4:52:29 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1292: May 25th 2017 at 5:01:34 PM

I contact Unity, and have them send Divinity to put all the SCPs back in their cells. Seriously, I can't believe the super hero group manage to contain physical god in their underground prison. Granted Divinity let himself be imprison voluntarily . . .

Anyway, I just drunk dialed another alien race from the Warhammer 40K universe. This time its the Necrons. They don't really care what I called them, they just know that our planet has lots and lots of souls, and it pisses them off!

edited 25th May '17 5:01:59 PM by BigK1337

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1293: May 25th 2017 at 5:08:45 PM

I inform the general populace of your actions, and begin the process of building a better world, before they arrive, after the inevitable reaction to your actions. Seeing as there are numerous worlds between them and us, their soul collecting will likely delay them long enough for me to transform humanity into the Imperium, which will be building up to deal with said invasion, along with declaring war on any alien species dumb enough to arrive before them.(Assuming the strike force doesn't just teleport in.)

With the conglomerate technologies built and assimilated, we will wipe out the invasion force, and I will grin, from my seat as an old man.

Then, I shall go down in history as the world's greatest ruler, while you are given the title of Destroyer, and become a symbol of warfare and hatred. Assuming of course, my Imperium lets me die, and doesn't give me the same fate as the Emperor. ...

I'm going to steal a piece of candy from the store! It only costs a dime!

edited 25th May '17 5:11:37 PM by RandomWriter413

BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1294: May 25th 2017 at 5:18:41 PM

Bad news, it's free candy day at the store where any candy under the dollar price line is free. Sure there is a 10 candy limit to this give away, and you could take one more just for the lulz; unfortunately the store owner is a friendly old bloke name Philip, who doesn't really mind if somebody takes extra from his store as long as they are happy.

Aaaand I drunk dial another alien race from Warhammer 40K, and they are the Tyranids. I am surprise they actually answer my phone call, but hey I just earn the title of Destroyer among all of humanity so naturally they actually listen to me . . . I didn't even say anything to them and they are already pissed and wanting to fuck up the planet that I am on. Maybe I earned that destroyer title for good reason.

anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#1295: May 25th 2017 at 5:20:53 PM

[up][up] I find Mr. Krabs' first dime and roll you over with it. Again.

[up] The preparation for war can wait, but first, I'll put you in a containment cell with no communication devices whatsoever! That way you can't dial any more bloodthirsty alien races ever again!

I'm going to unleash an army of mosquitoes all over the world! And I'm wearing protective armor so that they don't turn on me!

edited 25th May '17 5:23:22 PM by anza_sb

⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰
BigK1337 Since: Jun, 2012
#1296: May 25th 2017 at 6:18:03 PM

Meanwhile in my cell, bored and wishing to make another drunk dial on a hostile W 4 K race (which is everybody), I pretend I was contacting a random faction and basically called them a bunch of fags. Much to my surprise a hellish portal opens up and daemon from the warp begins to infest the Earth. The plague of mosquitos flew near the portal and were easily converted into Furries, aligning themseles to Chaos and ripping you to shreds. Then a Khrone Daemon Prince appear out of the portal ordering his minions to kill all humans to find the Psyker who called him a 'fag'.

Moral of the story: Don't call anybody a 'fag'. Oh the above also doubles as my evil accidental plan.

edited 25th May '17 6:18:32 PM by BigK1337

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1297: May 25th 2017 at 6:21:51 PM

I run you over with Mr Krabs's dime.

I'm not going to give someone else a chance to do an evil plan, as an apology for my sort of sandwich posting to the guy above's replies! Uh ahaha he!

Seriously though, someone else can go ahead.

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1298: May 25th 2017 at 6:35:16 PM

I still kick your ass for funsies.

I am going to Release a virus that turns everyone into real life anthropomorphic furries!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1299: May 26th 2017 at 12:05:52 AM

I release an antivirus that cures your viruses, and it turns all animals into Moe Anthropomorphism.

I'm going to cuddle Sayaka and Kyoko.

Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
#1300: May 26th 2017 at 12:08:31 AM

Too bad! They are now cardboard cutouts!

I plan to walk.

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats

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