I blow up yours first before you can blow up ours, enjoy!
I'm going to turn every single HK416 in the real world into her Girls' Frontline counterpart.
I punch you, then I switch them again.
I still have a copy of the Alucard formula (the formula that gives me the powers of this guy.
) from the kill 682 thread. so I'm gonna inject myself with it then with my new abilities ill conquer the usa!
You're now Girlycard, and you're Girlycard forever.
I'm going to turn everyone into Girlycard.
edited 24th May '17 11:03:00 AM by Mhazard
The people on the island are LEG Os and decided to literally put their heads together to keep the island from spliting apart; like that one Lego movie staring Batman.
I just release a chemical warhead (wait for it) that makes the whole world gay (wait for it) and completely ignorant of all science. Good luck figuring out reproduction humAn race!
x2 First up, sorry. Second my gas makes all of humanity ignorant of all science; thst includes gene splicing and cellular replication. So your answer didn't foil anything if you are the humans caught in the gas!
I simply use logic. If you kill all sues this easily wouldn't that make you a sue yourself as it fulfills your fantasy of wanting sues dead. That would mean once you turn on that machine you will die because of it. And even if you are contempt with doing it, its not really an evil thing to do as people find sues to be terrible and all wish them to be gone. So in the end you will be doing the world a favor getting rid of them.
So turn on the machine, and you'll die and do the world a favor that is actually good. Don't turn it on, and your plan is foiled. Either way, I win completely.
I just drunker dialed the Orks and called them soft pussies. They are on their way here to smash us hummies.
edited 24th May '17 4:56:45 PM by BigK1337
I call Bulma and ask her to send Future Trunks to deal with it. Goku will just fuck around. Gohan doesn't like fighting. Vegeta is a selfish ass with an enormous ego. Trunks is the only full or half Sayian that can and will stop it quickly without turning it into a major production.
I'm playing billiards where I'm using planets as the cue ball.
edited 25th May '17 1:48:02 PM by kouta
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.I stop you to explain the size of a planet.
Then, as your mind continues to comprehend the actual impossibility of this, along with the problems of calling fictional characters to stop a nonfictional threat, I'm going to place a funny hat on you, and begin pointing and laughing wildly.
I'm going to find a quarter and not ask anyone if it belongs to them, at ALL!
edited 25th May '17 4:03:11 PM by RandomWriter413
I find Mr. Krabs' first dime
and roll you over with it.
I'm going to speed up the heat death of the universe by being active all the time and wasting resources!
◊ Mwahahahahah!!!!!!
I contact Unity, and have them send Divinity to put all the SCPs back in their cells. Seriously, I can't believe the super hero group manage to contain physical god in their underground prison. Granted Divinity let himself be imprison voluntarily . . .
Anyway, I just drunk dialed another alien race from the Warhammer 40K universe. This time its the Necrons. They don't really care what I called them, they just know that our planet has lots and lots of souls, and it pisses them off!
edited 25th May '17 5:01:59 PM by BigK1337
I inform the general populace of your actions, and begin the process of building a better world, before they arrive, after the inevitable reaction to your actions. Seeing as there are numerous worlds between them and us, their soul collecting will likely delay them long enough for me to transform humanity into the Imperium, which will be building up to deal with said invasion, along with declaring war on any alien species dumb enough to arrive before them.(Assuming the strike force doesn't just teleport in.)
With the conglomerate technologies built and assimilated, we will wipe out the invasion force, and I will grin, from my seat as an old man.
Then, I shall go down in history as the world's greatest ruler, while you are given the title of Destroyer, and become a symbol of warfare and hatred. Assuming of course, my Imperium lets me die, and doesn't give me the same fate as the Emperor. ...
I'm going to steal a piece of candy from the store! It only costs a dime!
edited 25th May '17 5:11:37 PM by RandomWriter413
Bad news, it's free candy day at the store where any candy under the dollar price line is free. Sure there is a 10 candy limit to this give away, and you could take one more just for the lulz; unfortunately the store owner is a friendly old bloke name Philip, who doesn't really mind if somebody takes extra from his store as long as they are happy.
Aaaand I drunk dial another alien race from Warhammer 40K, and they are the Tyranids. I am surprise they actually answer my phone call, but hey I just earn the title of Destroyer among all of humanity so naturally they actually listen to me . . . I didn't even say anything to them and they are already pissed and wanting to fuck up the planet that I am on. Maybe I earned that destroyer title for good reason.
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I find Mr. Krabs' first dime
and roll you over with it. Again.
The preparation for war can wait, but first, I'll put you in a containment cell with no communication devices whatsoever! That way you can't dial any more bloodthirsty alien races ever again!
I'm going to unleash an army of mosquitoes all over the world! And I'm wearing protective armor so that they don't turn on me!
edited 25th May '17 5:23:22 PM by anza_sb
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Meanwhile in my cell, bored and wishing to make another drunk dial on a hostile W 4 K race (which is everybody), I pretend I was contacting a random faction and basically called them a bunch of fags. Much to my surprise a hellish portal opens up and daemon from the warp begins to infest the Earth. The plague of mosquitos flew near the portal and were easily converted into Furries, aligning themseles to Chaos and ripping you to shreds. Then a Khrone Daemon Prince appear out of the portal ordering his minions to kill all humans to find the Psyker who called him a 'fag'.
Moral of the story: Don't call anybody a 'fag'. Oh the above also doubles as my evil accidental plan.
edited 25th May '17 6:18:32 PM by BigK1337
I run you over with Mr Krabs's dime.
I'm not going to give someone else a chance to do an evil plan, as an apology for my sort of sandwich posting to the guy above's replies! Uh ahaha he!
Seriously though, someone else can go ahead.
I release an antivirus that cures your viruses, and it turns all animals into Moe Anthropomorphism.
I'm going to cuddle Sayaka and Kyoko.

I change the machine so you turn everyone into jelly-fish. Have fun being poisoned.
I'm going into your house and stealing your panties!
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.