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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1001: Jan 25th 2011 at 7:08:35 AM

"Tsuyosa," the oni grunted in response. Despite its frightening appearance, it seemed very passive. A large iron club sat by its side. The oni took another drink of sake and continued to regard the angel.

-

"Oh, well, I hired you as a maid though," Kasumi replied. She looked thoughtful. Perhaps managing these maids wasn't going to be as easy as she'd originally thought...

"I guess I should think this through a little more," the small girl said, still cheerful as ever.

-

Got a 9 after the penalty for the skill check, got a 13 after the penalty for the cunning check, and an 8 after the penalty for the will check.

Sara was successful in all of those things, but only just barely.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1002: Jan 25th 2011 at 7:42:41 AM

Linariel frowned, being angelic, she did have a rather wide range of language skills, although it wasn't quite the whole "tongues of fire" thing, she could understand roughly what the Oni said. "So anyway, I take it it's kinda cramped up here. The mistress is out, but I'll ask if we can find a more fitting place for you when she gets back."

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1003: Jan 25th 2011 at 7:46:18 AM

"Yes. Cramped," the oni replied. "Mistress? Was a master last I was awake, something has happened?"

The oni took another large gulp of sake.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Glexen King of my World. from Canada Eh. Since: Jan, 2011
King of my World.
#1004: Jan 25th 2011 at 7:56:36 AM

It took a little bit for Sara to realize that she was being called by none other than the demon that helped her get out of that freak out that she had, Sephony.

She turned her head over to her and smiled a little bit, but it was her eyes that gave her away, especially to Sephony here. It was the same fear that she had when she was covered in her own blood, it was the same fear. Yet Sara is making a very good cover for it, yet she quickly grabbed the demon's maid's hand and slowly let it press the bloody spot that was her rainbow uniform on her lower torso.

She didn't want to freak everyone out, but there at least has to be someone here that needs to know her plight. Yet her (Sephony's) hand was still there when another small gush of blood suddenly got though and partly covered the demons hand.

As she is trying to keep calm, quiet and not attract the attention of the others. She only whispered in Sephony's ear, "Help me ... I can feel pain of the short circuits. I don't know how it started, but I need to be fixed, for if this keeps up ... then the Fatal Error shall occur, but I don't want to freak out the other maids or the mistress." Her eyes seemed to have screamed out her true plight. Despite keeping herself, her exterior and her mind as calm as possible.

Skill check at -4, cunning check at -3, and will check at -2. All for the same reasons as before, with the acception of trying to fool Sephony as she already knows.

edited 25th Jan '11 8:01:57 AM by Glexen

WARNING: If zombies are chaseing us, I'm tripping you!
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1005: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:24:21 AM

Linariel nodded somberly. "I'm afraid the master died a little time ago." She said. "His niece has inherited the house at this point."

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1006: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:38:41 AM

Skill roll after penalty is 8, cunning roll after penalty is also 8, and will roll after penalty is 5.

While there first two are a success, Sara has difficulty calming herself.

-

"Master of the mansion made a deal. I keep away bad luck, and he gives me sake. But master of the mansion is dead," the oni's tone was somber. "Was good man. Did good things. Helped people. Now I will run out of sake."

As if to drive the point home, the oni took another long drink from his sake pouch.

"Who is mistress of the mansion?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1007: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:42:19 AM

Linariel nodded. "Her name is Kasumi. She's young, but spirited." Linariel gracefully omitted how the mistress' dvd collection was weird and the girl herself having some odd ideas, no need to make things worse. "I'm guessing she'll want to renew the deal, one can never have too much good luck." Not to mention, she added to herself, Kasumi would probably think having an oni in the attic, or wherever he ended up staying, would be pretty cool.

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1008: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:47:25 AM

"Yes. Will need to talk to her. As long as she gives me sake, deal will stay," the oni replied. "Sad to know that the master of the mansion is dead, but good to know there is a new person to look over it."

The oni was about to take another drink of sake when he paused.

"Did the mistress of the mansion find the box in the basement?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
daltar (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1009: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:47:36 AM

"I see... Very well Mistress. Thank you very much for considering it" Tsuitami said, smiling but with her ears still hanging low.

Dummy Kasumi...

edited 25th Jan '11 8:47:46 AM by daltar

slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1010: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:49:26 AM

Linariel nodded. "Yes." She said. "She plans to open it.... well... sorta open it." There was no secret in her voice that she did not particularly care for the idea.

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1011: Jan 25th 2011 at 8:54:31 AM

Kasumi did know well enough to stop scratching Wanda's ears. She hadn't realized that playing with Wanda had been favortism.

Still, that wasn't going to stop her from dressing the catgirl up in various different costumes.

Their destination was slowly coming into view.

-

The oni nodded. "Box has much bad luck, but much good luck if the right things are said to her. She can do very bad things or very good things depending on what is said to her. Master of the mansion never opened it, thought it was too risky."

The oni took another long drink of sake, then offered his pouch to Linariel. It was almost as large as she was.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1012: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:00:20 AM

Linariel swallowed as she looked at the bag of sake, she didn't want to be rude, but... "Oh, no thanks, you should keep what you have, besides, I don't really drink. It's an angel thing." Now that she thought about it, there was nothing preventing her from trying out alcohol, but it was maybe for the best that she never did.

If you think this is foreshadowing for whenever Linariel does get some booze in her, you are wrong. Good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1013: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:04:11 AM

The oni shrugged.

"Suit your self," he rumbled, before taking another long swig of sake. "Tell me, is the master of the mansion's sister still present in the mansion?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1014: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:08:54 AM

Linariel pondered, she had never thought about this person, although she probably had to exist. This was what she got for skimming the file, she figured. "She's not here as far as I know" She said. "But I only just arrived a day or so ago, so I can't claim to be an expert."

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1015: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:11:17 AM

"She is too frightened to speak to me," the oni replied. "Is a shame. Wanted to tell her that she was dead. Have you met her?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1016: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:15:38 AM

"Wait a tick." Linariel said, gears was kind of falling into place in her head. "Oh her, the living dead girl" She said. "Oh, she's downstairs, sorry for the confusion."

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1017: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:18:48 AM

"When you get a chance, I want to talk to her. Is important," the oni replied. "Something she needs to know."

The oni took another drink of sake.

"Of anything else do you need to ask me?"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1018: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:21:57 AM

Linariel pondered. "Well, if at all possible." She said. "I thought I'd invite you downstairs. We could talk to Hanako, and you could stretch your legs a little." She looked at the door down to the attic, she wasn't quite sure if the oni would fit.

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1019: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:23:30 AM

"Do not think I can fit through the door," the oni replied. "I will be fine, will tell her any time you get the chance to bring her up here."

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#1020: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:25:19 AM

Linariel frowned. "We'll have to work on that at some point." She said, pondering how the Oni had gotten here in the first place. "But I'll definitely tell her, and the mistress, so we'll get everything sorted out." She turned to Vandi. "Let's go."

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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1021: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:28:10 AM

"I will be seeing you," the oni said with a wave. The oni, however, forgot one very important warning. His long time asleep had caused it to slip his mind.

It was likely that the maids would be encountering the creature very, very soon...

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Oni-Lord Since: May, 2010
#1022: Jan 25th 2011 at 9:54:37 AM

Sephony was confused when Sara took her hand and placed it against the other girl's mid-section. She felt something wet and pulled her hand away, noticing the blood. Her eyes widened and she looked to Sara as she asked "How can we fix this?"

Glexen King of my World. from Canada Eh. Since: Jan, 2011
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#1023: Jan 25th 2011 at 10:21:31 AM

Sara slightly twitched a little bit as another jolt of pain went though her and now she used her hand to try and suppress the bleeding as she is now considering telling the mistress about the bleeding.

"It is quite simple ... Like a human body, I have a circulatory system, biologically engineered for myself. We need to go somewhere ... more private and open up the mid section of my torso, find the main vessels that have been ruptured and simply fix them." Sara said, looking side to side as she waited for the right time to move without causing a lot of commotion or panic of the other Maids.

"I must tell you though ... I am an experimental model, the first Bio-Android maid, hence there are quite a few flaws with most of my biological and synthetic systems. Whenever i start to get strained or stressed, then I start to randomly bleed at times. However the largest flaw is the 'Fatal Error', I ... don't want to give details but if any of this blood gets me to short circuit in a certain way ... then the 'Fatal Error' will occur." She whispered as she then got up and mainly using Sephony as a 'visual block' to prevent the others from noticing that she is bleeding. Sara had 'lead' Sephony to a more private place so that they can fix her.

+4 stress to herself because of the bleeding

Current Favor: 6, Current Stress: 20 Spirit: 30

Skill check, this time at -5 to try and prevent the others from noticing her bleeding, and a Will check, but at a +1 because she knows that she is going to get a little bit of help from someone whom she is crushing over.

edited 25th Jan '11 10:23:15 AM by Glexen

WARNING: If zombies are chaseing us, I'm tripping you!
Oni-Lord Since: May, 2010
#1024: Jan 25th 2011 at 10:37:54 AM

Sephony was surprised by this. She really had no idea how she was going to fix the other girl. Judging from the sound of this Fatal Error thing though, she had to. Sephony followed Sara to some place private to help her out.

????? Since: Feb, 2010
#1025: Jan 25th 2011 at 11:54:18 AM

"Right." Vandi followed the angel out of the attic.

So we have a box to deal with too. I hope the Mistress knows what she's doing.

It's a plot! ...Quite a well written one too.

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