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Ugh.... I'm certain Talinda's not going to be happy if she ever found this shit.
It appears that I will have to get rid of this author somehow. -sips tea-
(Faints in Renaissance)
HUMANS DO NOT GO IN THERE! *obliterates computer*
This is absolutely ridiculous. This is even worse than having to deal with the FŁhrer.
IS THAT VORE?
WHOEVER WROTE THIS COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE?
"Ooh, someone wrote a story about me? And I'm meeting this cute little bird, that's... uh, wait, why is... Aaaaaaaah! Why would... why would anyone write this?"
Edited by Zanreo on Nov 26th 2018 at 11:22:06 AM
Wait, is this vore? Why would I even eat one of you disgusting fleshies?
"That's not even anatomically possible! There no way these things could bend that way or detach the way they did!"
Am I smellings homogay here? This is absolutely haram and oppose nasional moral standards! Aku will seize material for, uh, closer inspectionings.
Certainly not good.
Fanfics are a dangerous place.
Then why are you reading this one?
Itís so utterly terrible that thereís a kind of fun in reading it.
Can I see?
-5 minutes later, both of them are hiding in a corner-
So itís agreed, then.
Yeah. We never read fanfiction again.
"Is that...me? With a humanoid fox?!"
-one read later-
"....You know, there's a reason I prefer 'primitive' books and literature to the stuff they post on ECHOnet these days. This being one of them, chiefly." -throws up in mouth- "I guess I now know how Dr. Tannis feels on a normal day."
Edited by DarkDestruction on Nov 27th 2018 at 3:58:13 AM
This author seems to be under the impression that I have a desire to mate with a human. *picks up swords* I must show them the error of their ways.
Meta Knight: What is... This thing?
Lucina: I'm not even looking at it
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 26th 2018 at 5:11:11 AM
(literally stops at the first line of the summary) "Definetly not..... Plus I don`t even have time for that..."
Edited by CrossoverFan23 on Nov 26th 2018 at 12:34:33 PM
So I'm taking part in this "Death Battle" show? And now I'm approached by one of the hosts and... ...W-what? I wish I hadn't read that... and why were the Spinies involved too?
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 10th 2019 at 2:39:36 PM
Who's the sicko who wrote this?
I have no words. This needs to be burned.
This isn't too bad, if a bit weird
[light blush] Well, that was something, for sure
Ah, Lady Lucina? Yes, we've met before, but written literature about us is an odd sight to see...and who is this 'Meta Knight', I wonder?
- while holding one hand to her mouth in horror- ...I must warn Lord Eliwood about this narrative abomination...
Damn, I keep getting paired with Animesque girls. Is it the mechanical tentacles that's the reason for the pairing?
Squints at the lemon section.
Is the tentacle supposed to do that? Huh, time to experiment.
"Oh dear. Arsene, let's purge this abomination."
(I was 'd, so had to remove a part.)
Edited by Berrenta on Dec 9th 2018 at 11:28:11 AM
AGHH, THIS IS HORRENDOUS!! WHY?!? WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?
I'm gonna need my memory wiped after this, this wasn't pleasant, at all
I don't find anything wrong with this
Well he is kinda handsome, I don't really have much to complain about
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 9th 2018 at 11:29:32 AM
I would never do that! Was this written by the same entity that stole my hat? I guess Iíll just have to kill them again.
(Ignore my actual Avatar for that one, Wiz is just reacting alongside Heat)
Heat:"I know that there's alot of smut fanfics written about me and some of the guys of CS (yes, even with my best bud / bro Wiz.....), but WTF? And also, why a Kitsune?"
Wiz: "Yeah, that level of detail's kinda disturbing.... Even way more then seeing Deadpool naked..."
(Both laugh as they remember the scene from Deadpool vs Deathstroke)
Heat: "Gonna quote Boomstick on that one! *Boomstick voice impression* "Argh! My Eyes! Can't... Claw them out.... Fast enough...." "
(Wiz just laughts)
Edited by CrossoverFan23 on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:48:41 PM
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