Goddess of Nature
It appears that I will have to get rid of this author somehow. -sips tea-
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Oh Captain!~
(Faints in Renaissance)
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
HUMANS DO NOT GO IN THERE! *obliterates computer*
Light and Hope
This is absolutely ridiculous. This is even worse than having to deal with the Führer.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
SCP-3778-A
Ok. Wait...
is that...
IS THAT VORE?
SERIOUSLY?
WHOEVER WROTE THIS COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE?
SERIOUSLY?
flies away
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Ooh, someone wrote a story about me? And I'm meeting this cute little bird, that's... uh, wait, why is... Aaaaaaaah! Why would... why would anyone write this?"
Edited by Zanreo on Nov 26th 2018 at 11:22:06 AM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Wait, is this vore? Why would I even eat one of you disgusting fleshies?
Messenger of the Daemon Sultan
"That's not even anatomically possible! There no way these things could bend that way or detach the way they did!"
This is the internet. Jokes fly over in private jets, and sarcasm has bullshit stealth technology.
one dork, one kill
Am I smellings homogay here? This is absolutely haram and oppose nasional moral standards! Aku will seize material for, uh, closer inspectionings.
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
The Senate
What’s this?
Certainly not good.
Fanfics are a dangerous place.
Then why are you reading this one?
It’s so utterly terrible that there’s a kind of fun in reading it.
Can I see?
Sure.
-5 minutes later, both of them are hiding in a corner-
So it’s agreed, then.
Yeah. We never read fanfiction again.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Dread Pirate Captain
"Is that...me? With a humanoid fox?!"
-one read later-
"....You know, there's a reason I prefer 'primitive' books and literature to the stuff they post on ECHOnet these days. This being one of them, chiefly." -throws up in mouth- "I guess I now know how Dr. Tannis feels on a normal day."
Edited by DarkDestruction on Nov 27th 2018 at 3:58:13 AM
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
This author seems to be under the impression that I have a desire to mate with a human. *picks up swords* I must show them the error of their ways.
Dagded Dujardin
Meta Knight: What is... This thing?
Lucina: I'm not even looking at it
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 26th 2018 at 5:11:11 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Yep, fanart by me (inspiration from the Hallowee
(literally stops at the first line of the summary) "Definetly not..... Plus I don`t even have time for that..."
Edited by CrossoverFan23 on Nov 26th 2018 at 12:34:33 PM
Currently too lazy to switch pics... Although, it's cute, shut up
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
So I'm taking part in this "Death Battle" show? And now I'm approached by one of the hosts and...
...W-what? I wish I hadn't read that... and why were the Spinies involved too?
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 10th 2019 at 2:39:36 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Who's the sicko who wrote this?
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
The Senate
I have no words. This needs to be burned.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Dagded Dujardin
This isn't too bad, if a bit weird
[light blush] Well, that was something, for sure
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Dread Pirate Captain
Ah, Lady Lucina? Yes, we've met before, but written literature about us is an odd sight to see...and who is this 'Meta Knight', I wonder?
-one read later-
- while holding one hand to her mouth in horror- ...I must warn Lord Eliwood about this narrative abomination...
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Servant of the Omnissiah
Damn, I keep getting paired with Animesque girls. Is it the mechanical tentacles that's the reason for the pairing?
Squints at the lemon section.
Is the tentacle supposed to do that? Huh, time to experiment.
I hold the secrets of the machine.
How sweet it is
"Oh dear. Arsene, let's purge this abomination."
(I was ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
'd, so had to remove a part.)
Edited by Berrenta on Dec 9th 2018 at 11:28:11 AM
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Dagded Dujardin
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
AGHH, THIS IS HORRENDOUS!! WHY?!? WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?
I'm gonna need my memory wiped after this, this wasn't pleasant, at all
I don't find anything wrong with this
Well he is kinda handsome, I don't really have much to complain about
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 9th 2018 at 11:29:32 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
I would never do that! Was this written by the same entity that stole my hat? I guess I’ll just have to kill them again.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Yep, fanart by me (inspiration from the Hallowee
(Ignore my actual Avatar for that one, Wiz is just reacting alongside Heat)
Heat:"I know that there's alot of smut fanfics written about me and some of the guys of CS (yes, even with my best bud / bro Wiz.....), but WTF? And also, why a Kitsune?"
Wiz: "Yeah, that level of detail's kinda disturbing.... Even way more then seeing Deadpool naked..."
(Both laugh as they remember the scene from Deadpool vs Deathstroke)
Heat: "Gonna quote Boomstick on that one! *Boomstick voice impression* "Argh! My Eyes! Can't... Claw them out.... Fast enough...." "
(Wiz just laughts)
Edited by CrossoverFan23 on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:48:41 PM
Currently too lazy to switch pics... Although, it's cute, shut up
Ugh.... I'm certain Talinda's not going to be happy if she ever found this shit.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."